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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by MrSuama(m): 6:35pm On Sep 10, 2022
Damilox:
Pls what are the documents needed for SSC registration

Degree certificate
Date of Birth Certificate/Declaration of age
NYSC Certificate
State of origin certificate(issued by local government)
O level results(WAEC/NECO)
First leaving certificate
Passport photograph
The little I can remember.

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Programming / Re: I Want To Learn Programming. Which Language Should I Start With? by MrSuama(m): 8:09am On Sep 03, 2022
Jackyz:
Some one should suggest a programming App for Android for me
I want to start learning using my phone

Try sololearn, it might help.

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Phones / Re: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by MrSuama(m): 8:57pm On Sep 01, 2022
anonymouxnash:

100k
Good for you, got served your loving violence.

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Agriculture / Re: 1m Naira Is Ready . Show Me An Agricultural Investment That Adds Me Value by MrSuama(m): 8:52pm On Sep 01, 2022
@SavageResponse
@flejnr2

You both also claimed to know I was neither as Muslim nor as versed in the Noble Quran as Dangote, Rabiu, Tinubu and Buhari who take/took interest accruing loans at will. The basis of your assertion is still unknown to me. Nonetheless my questions goes thus

1. Are Dangote, Rabiu, Tinubu and Buhari more Muslim than Prophet Muhammad S.A.W who never took an interest accruing loan?

2. Are Dangote, Rabiu, Tinubu and Buhari more versed in the Quran than Prophet Muhammad S.A.W whom it was revealed to, that warrants them taking loans at will as against Islamic ruling?

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Agriculture / Re: 1m Naira Is Ready . Show Me An Agricultural Investment That Adds Me Value by MrSuama(m): 7:57pm On Sep 01, 2022
flejnr2:

Why are you stressing your self, if he is genuine why is he stressing his self to prove what I cant still understand

To you, calling someone a fraudster is normal but to me it ain't. Ideally as a supposed holder of Masters in law, such shouldn't come from you but the reverse is the case.

I wonder what you derive from calling people "thief and fraudster" without verifiable evidence.

I am stressing myself because i have a name and reputation to protect.

In saner climes, I could charge for defamation and I am sure your Oxford trained brother with a world recognised Masters of Law wouldn't dare do such. May God's favour continue to be with him, inshaAllah the Hague is his destination.

I can also vouch for graduates of law from University of Ilorin, "they are better by far"

I can also vouch for Professor Ishaq Oloyede to not being a thief till proven otherwise by a reputable court of law. The jamb registrar is also "better by far" to his contemporaries.
Agriculture / Re: 1m Naira Is Ready . Show Me An Agricultural Investment That Adds Me Value by MrSuama(m): 7:45pm On Sep 01, 2022
SavageResponse:


I ignored you so as not to spoil your hustle but instead of you taking a hint and shut your trap you refused.

You have been ranting and raving and exposing yourself further and giving credence to the fact that you really have no solid standing in the field of agriculture.

All the pics you have posted so far none of it was taken in an agricultural setting to show as proof that you are an experienced farmer; all the pics were taken in or around a cold storage facility.

This is further evidence that you are most likely just an AC technician who also works part time as a farmhand but is here parading himself as a thoroughbred farmer.

MrSuama you are nothing but an armchair farmer so you are not qualified to give investment advise as it relates to farming.

This is the reason why you have been churning out spurious figures and assumptions that are not realistic and that will only lead an investor who relies on it to disaster.

I challenge you to show me hard evidence that you actually own a significant farm land and that you have actually ever made a serious investment of funds in farming.

Stop trying to bamboozle people with things you likely heard from your bosses, show me evidence that you ever put your own money into farming!

I just can't stop laughing �

Ideally, from your first mention of my moniker, I no suppose reply you because you couldn't differentiate between a "reaper and a tractor" I said a reaper cost about a million but you misquoted me to have called a tractor a million to drive your point. But as a teacher, it's my duty to guide and correct you,

Its obvious you could not just come to terms with my business proposal prowess

1. At first, you claimed you were all out to save people from an alleged fraudster, but you have now changed the tone to" You ignored me because you don't want to spoil my hustle.
I. I challenge you to swear to God that you would have ignored me had you found any evidence against me.
ii. Have you given up your duty as the financial saviour?
iii. Why the change of heart towards my hustle? since you claimed my facts and figures were unrealistic without any verifiable reason.

2. How you arrived at this your unjustifiable conclusion is best known to you.

3. You could as well tell the world that those pics ain't real but photoshopped or use your supposed intellectual dexterity to prove that those pictures were not taken in Kano or Taraba. Abi everyone that snaps a picture close to a cold storage automatically becomes an HVAC engineer? Come to think of it, how many minutes would it take me to locate a rice farm in Kano or Nasarawa where I am presently and claim it's mine. But "What shall it profit MrSuama to lie In order to drive his point"
If na my farm pics you want, inshaAllah you would get it soon.
Mind you, you have seriously deviated from the bone of contention, which are the feasibility of my almost flawless business proposal and you alleging I am a fraudster.

4. Point of correction, I am a HVAC technician not AC technician abi you see AC for the pics? Baba you are not just a self acclaimed experienced businessman, you get experience for misquoting die.
Yes, I did say I farmed in the year 2020. The same farm my mother has since continued farming till date but i can't remember calling myself a "thorough bred farmer" the facts are there you can go and verify. I also agree to been a part time farmer just like almost every civil servant in Bauchi? A journey of a thousand miles begins with a step.
Please kindly quote where I called myself, "a thorough bred farmer".

5. SavageResponse, I am a pencil in the hand of my creator, I am a work in progress, I am a man well brought up who has been taught the importance of respecting others opinion, i am a man whom Allah in his infinite mercy has blessed with wisdom, knowledge and understanding who needs not resorting to insults to drive his point, I am a man who believes in hard work. If you have any problem with who I am, fight God the bestower of mercy not me the recipient.
Man weh God raise, man no fit fall am.
Who are you?

6. You keep claiming my figures are unrealistic but you have neither giving realistic nor verifiable figures to counter my claim. Na person weh no fit differentiate between" rice reaper and tractor" na im deh talk say another man figure is unrealistic.

7. i. Mr challenger, i don't own a farmland, I use a farm leased by the Abubakar Tafawa Balewa University Bauchi. You don't need to own a farm land to farm in the North, lands are easily leased out.
Just like I said the bone of contention isn't about being a thorough bred farmer or owning a farm but as usual, you love deviating from the matters at hand.

ii. I also challenge you to answer all my previous questions on tractor.

8. Like what evidence if I may ask?
So now, I must have heard what am saying from my bosses. The figures are no more cooked up figures, they are now hearsays.
Kai, wetin person no go see for nairaland.

I did mention my facts to be from my conversation with a rice reaper operator. Like Peter Obi would say, go and verify.

How on earth would you be able to come to terms with an alleged fraudster.

When you come to terms with the fact that a reaper is not a tractor, you would find peace my friend.
Chairman Conferrer of qualified farmers
Agriculture / Re: 1m Naira Is Ready . Show Me An Agricultural Investment That Adds Me Value by MrSuama(m): 11:25am On Sep 01, 2022
@SavageResponse
@flejnr2

Una go just come online but una go dodge this thread. What's up, no more insults and assassination of character?

Indeed, hunter don turn bushmeat.

Maybe you would apply more caution before engaging your next puppet.

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Agriculture / Re: 1m Naira Is Ready . Show Me An Agricultural Investment That Adds Me Value by MrSuama(m): 10:27am On Sep 01, 2022
Prosperousman:
1M Naira is small money to invest in agriculture if;

You don't have land
You don't have structures
You don't have equipments
You are not doing it yourself

Unless you want to borrow money to an existing farmer to pay back with interest.

@SavageResponse. @flejnr2

Abi @Prosperousman and @Raph82 na same MrSuama duplicate accounts?

Abi @Prosperousman and @Raph82 are members of a well organised syndicate of fraudsters?

Una never tell people wetin una see for my "scheme" again.

I told you, my name has been protected by Allah SWT from generation to generation.
Phones / Re: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by MrSuama(m): 5:36pm On Aug 31, 2022
searchng4love:

I wan buy am

Problem no deh finish.
Politics / Re: Tinubu’s Romance With Wike Leaves Amaechi In Dilemma by MrSuama(m): 5:30pm On Aug 31, 2022
SavageResponse:


It is not by posting this 10 tines that you will get the type of help you're looking for.

The first thing people will check is the date your account was created and the type of comments you have made in the past so as to know the type of person you are...

...on both counts you have failed woefully because your account was created barely 1 month ago on 31 July 2022 and your previous comments have only being "A", "C", "G", "BB"etc angry

Bros abeg help me verify my account.
Politics / Re: Prof. Ishaq Oloyede Performed Miracle At Abuja National Mosque. by MrSuama(m): 5:23pm On Aug 31, 2022
flejnr2:
Thief Dey sabi catch em fellow thief

Do you have any history or documented evidence of Professor Ishaq Oloyede being a thief?

For all I know, Oleyede might not be a saint but he is definitely a pace setter.

He was my VC throughout my undergraduate days at University of Ilorin and he remains the pioneer of Computer Based Test which went a long way in curtailing sex for marks.

Throughout my undergraduate studies, there was also no single attack/repraisal attacks by cultist. Something that had almost turned to normal prior to his becoming VC.

Throughout his tenure, we never went on ASUU strike but he made sure our lecturers enjoyed all dividends approved for ASUU by FG.

Unlike other Universities, throughout his tenure, convocation was every 22/23 October. I gained admission September 2008 and convocated 22 October 2012. In fact during our 100 level, lecturers jokingly told us as science students our stay in the University is represented by the equation 4+x. X can be 0 if you scale final year without carryover. X can be 1 if one "spills", it can be 2 if one slashes and so on.
All this l have seen.

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Agriculture / Re: 1m Naira Is Ready . Show Me An Agricultural Investment That Adds Me Value by MrSuama(m): 4:01pm On Aug 31, 2022
@SavageResponse
@flejnr2
Where you at?
I still full ground ooo.
No retreat no surrender.
Agriculture / Re: 1m Naira Is Ready . Show Me An Agricultural Investment That Adds Me Value by MrSuama(m): 8:16am On Aug 31, 2022
Raph82:
Rice reapers are used in harvesting rice paddies on the field, other grains such as wheat, maize, millet etc can also be harvested with this farm equipment. It can as well be used to harvest fresh grass for making silage.

Reapers can be attached to a tractor or power tiller, also known as two wheel tractor. All thanks to the Chinese equipment manufacturers who have made this farm equipment available for small scale farmers. Before now, it used to be the combined harvester, which an average farmer could not afford, but now a days, an average famer can afford to get reaper to get the job done.

I currently don't have data of rice farmers using this farm equipment in Benue, but some farmers do have it. Nassarawa, Niger and Abuja do have farmers using this equipment. I learnt a farmer rents out his own for other farmers to make money along Luvu Madaki village in Abuja-Nassarawa axis. The equipment is highly effective in the total harvesting of rice fields.

The price of a rice reaper with a power tiller ranges from around 600,000 to a million plus, no thanks to the way & manner our useless currency is depreciating on daily basis.
@SavageResponse
@flejnr2
Agriculture / Re: 1m Naira Is Ready . Show Me An Agricultural Investment That Adds Me Value by MrSuama(m): 11:41pm On Aug 30, 2022
And just like @Raph82 would say "No be jazz na experience"

@Raph82, do you have any knowledge about rice reapers and it use in Benue state?
Agriculture / Re: 1m Naira Is Ready . Show Me An Agricultural Investment That Adds Me Value by MrSuama(m): 11:23pm On Aug 30, 2022
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Agriculture / Re: 1m Naira Is Ready . Show Me An Agricultural Investment That Adds Me Value by MrSuama(m): 10:43pm On Aug 30, 2022
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Agriculture / Re: 1m Naira Is Ready . Show Me An Agricultural Investment That Adds Me Value by MrSuama(m): 4:29pm On Aug 30, 2022
Person weh deh look for money no deh fight.

After all Jesus and Muhammad were persecuted even though they spoke the truth.
Who come be me?

I was pissed off by the allegations and attempted assassination of character by both @ SavageResponse and @flejnr2 but nonetheless, I will let it slide because the best of fruits get stoned the most.

It takes the trustworthy to trust another.
People say "You give what you have" and what I have is a tangible business proposal nothing more.

@SavageResponse and @flejnr2 I hold no grudge against you, after all, your allegations would not stop Allah from blessing me. I somehow feel both of you must have searched the whole of Nairaland to get something to nail me with, so please if there is any other information you need like bank account, BVN, address, just name it, I would provide.
Yours sincerely,
MrSuama
The blessed and the beloved.

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Agriculture / Re: 1m Naira Is Ready . Show Me An Agricultural Investment That Adds Me Value by MrSuama(m): 1:21pm On Aug 30, 2022
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Agriculture / Re: 1m Naira Is Ready . Show Me An Agricultural Investment That Adds Me Value by MrSuama(m): 9:07pm On Aug 29, 2022
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Agriculture / Re: 1m Naira Is Ready . Show Me An Agricultural Investment That Adds Me Value by MrSuama(m): 1:44pm On Aug 29, 2022
flejnr2:

You are still talking like one and you laying a generational curse on me wouldn’t work because am saving people from getting into a generational pathetic story engaging in a business of tears. You might have idea of what you are saying but you sound like a fraud who should be avoided in this harsh economy. You are not more Muslim than PMB wey Dey get Chinese loans up and down

It is of no use for you to say "I might have an idea or I sound like a fraud" you already labelled me a fraud just because I was able to givethe OP a business idea.

There are about 8 to 10 rice producing states where the Op or anyone else could have tested the business idea. Bauchi is not even among the first five rice producing states.

So if I may ask, what sounds fraudulent about my stated figures?

Please I beg you in the name of whichever God you worship to bring facts to counter my claims when replying.
Agriculture / Re: 1m Naira Is Ready . Show Me An Agricultural Investment That Adds Me Value by MrSuama(m): 1:20pm On Aug 29, 2022
SavageResponse:


My friend shove your generational curse up your arse!!!

I'm an experienced businessman with a solid background in finance and I can state categorically that most of the figures you stated in your proposal are over exaggerated.

You claim you have identified a good business opportunity but you don't want to take loans because Islam frowns on paying interest on loans.

Dangote and Abdul Samad Rabiu two of the wealthiest men in Nigeria take interest bearing loans from banks. Are you more Muslim than them?

Tinubu who is also a well known Muslim took an interest bearing loan from First Atlantic Bank about 20 years ago to help finance his governorship campaign and luckily it paid off for him.

Do you know the Quran better than him?

Your excuse is very lame, the real reason is that you want to avoid risk but you want to hang it on another person's head.

Anyone who agrees to finance these machines with the intention of sharing profits with you like you have suggested will never recover his capital because after the investment you will always come up with story after story about why the business is not making profit therefore there will be nothing to share!

I have already seen through your scheme!

Dangote, Abdulsamad Rabiu(BUA) and Tinubu are Muslims but they are neither Islamic scholars not my role models. I have never prayed to be like them. I have always prayed to achieve my own purpose on earth.

If you had told me Prophet Muhammad S.A.W took loans with interest or that the Holy Quran permitted Muslims to take loans with interest, you would have had a valid argument. I am not claiming to know the Holy Quran more than any of the above, but the little I know, I try to put to practice. And I pray and hope it counts for me on the day of Judgement.


And how much is a Rice Reaper? Google is our friend.

I asked you some questions about the "Tractor" but you refused answering, so I would ask again for clarity and avoidance of doubt.
1. You said a second hand tractor costs about #5 million, As an experienced business man, is a second hand tractor a good buy?
2. How much does a tractor do a hectare of farm land?
3. How much is a brand new tractor?
4. Is it reasonable to buy a new tractor with the present hash economy.

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Agriculture / Re: 1m Naira Is Ready . Show Me An Agricultural Investment That Adds Me Value by MrSuama(m): 12:54am On Aug 29, 2022
I put my number up there and I believe if I was the supposed fraudster you claim I am, by simply searching my number on true caller you would have seen "scammer" or "fraudster" but no, you are not satisfied with the name it brings.

That name you people are trying to tarnish has been protected By Allah swt from one generation to another and I swear by Allah If @SavageResponse and @flejnr2 do not bring forward any evidence against me, wallahi I would lay a generational curse on you people.
Agriculture / Re: 1m Naira Is Ready . Show Me An Agricultural Investment That Adds Me Value by MrSuama(m): 12:21am On Aug 29, 2022
flejnr2:


After reading your comments it will take the dumbest person to fall for your fraud. You keep every trace of a gullible fraudster

Unlike my response to @SavageResponse which didn't necessitate me going through his wall not until today, the pain of you trying to tarnish my image at all cost necessitated me to go through your wall, after which I felt maybe I should just go with the proverb
"Speech is silver but silence is golden"

Notwithstanding for clarity sake, I put it to you @flejnr2 and @SavageResponse to bring forward any evidence of fraud associated with my moniker. Finish what you started.
Agriculture / Re: 1m Naira Is Ready . Show Me An Agricultural Investment That Adds Me Value by MrSuama(m): 2:41pm On Aug 27, 2022
crownprince2017:
Thank you very much.

You are most welcome sir.
Agriculture / Re: 1m Naira Is Ready . Show Me An Agricultural Investment That Adds Me Value by MrSuama(m): 10:48pm On Aug 26, 2022
crownprince2017:


Pls treat as urgent and send me your contact am interested in the idea against this year harvest..
Agriculture / Re: 1m Naira Is Ready . Show Me An Agricultural Investment That Adds Me Value by MrSuama(m): 9:36pm On Aug 25, 2022
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