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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by MrSuama(m): 11:53pm On May 05
Hassan52:

Yesso Let peace reign my people!
After all we're here to learn from each other!
Senior men mount today o; I greet you all @2022blessed @ Mr Suama @newnig
Give us Job Updates or Slot Giveaways!!!

Me sef, na @2023blessed promise I deh wait for.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by MrSuama(m): 11:51pm On May 05
RickyJesus:

Lol, person wan manage NIA.

Dey play.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by MrSuama(m): 11:45pm On May 05
Abdull01:
Aaah! NIA??


We are not playing.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by MrSuama(m): 12:24pm On May 05
Stringz1:


Don’t be among early birds on the 10th. Try to wait till maybe 4pm cos na who go first blow ofee. I landed in kaduna 8am sharp from Lagos, I didn’t enter the place until 6pm cos I was very afraid…

However, just Dey imagine yourself in those beautiful uniforms with your two stars looking Packard as per chap!!!
That’s what would keep you going for the longest days. We’d be out here praying for your success..whatever you do, forget what you are in your civillian world, your relationship will shake but na wetin Dey true go Dey after you finish training…it’s a win win for you.
There are plenty tips I can’t give you here sha…you’d learn how to maneauver. Just know that you CANNOT impress anybody. Don’t even try it…you go just Dey work like Jackie when others Dey see peace for rest.

See how I’ve contributed for the benefit of all, I enjoyed the same from people like Mrsuama who dedicated their time to grow this thread. Please do well to update other future candidates with your experience to guide the path of those who come after us.

Congratulations once again future Lieutenant. November is almost here 💪🏽
No fear Anybody…respect yourself and you will be respected.

We thank God, we were able to be part of some people's success.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by MrSuama(m): 12:22pm On May 05
2023Blessed:
grin

Let peace reign my people

Bros, what's happening? Men still deh ground ooo. Even if na NIA, I no mind ooo.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by MrSuama(m): 4:38pm On May 01
beta247:
Oh Allah choose the best for me. I dey reserve

Allah gat you bro, remain steadfast in prayers.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by MrSuama(m): 2:15pm On Apr 23
horlatunji00:

Wetin you wan use am do

Plan ahead na.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by MrSuama(m): 1:50am On Apr 22
supercent02:


We don go come back o, thanks for the senior men for their advices and hint of how to prepare

Job well done Regu. How you see am. Hope you feel am?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by MrSuama(m): 10:02pm On Apr 13
supercent02:


Thanks a lot my oga, God bless

Thanks sir, na you be boss.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by MrSuama(m): 11:58pm On Apr 12
supercent02:


Oga sir, I was shortlisted for NAF 2024 interview, but need clarification about what to expect as I will be coming from a very far distance to Kaduna for the screening.
Especially medical aspect, I've had a tooth extraction before, does this count as a reason to disqualify an application?
Congratulations, as for the extracted tooth, it seldom matters except they carry out rigorous medical checkup in order to drop some people.
If you have relatives in Kaduna, you can come like two days earlier so that you can rest before reporting for the screening.
Lastly, remember to be steadfast in prayer.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by MrSuama(m): 6:36am On Apr 11
supercent02:


My oga sir, my own question is:
Do commissioned officers (DSSC graduates) go to work throughout the week, or they only have to work 8am - 7pm Mon to Friday?

@Stringz1
@Prospect
@Eclipsehemmy
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by MrSuama(m): 6:29am On Apr 11
Think9ja:


Alright Boss, thanks sir

You are welcome sir.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by MrSuama(m): 10:33pm On Apr 10
Think9ja:


I wish someone can just be like you and tell us what to expect in the Fire Service thread.

That thread is the most quiet job thread I've ever followed on nairaland.

Do you have any idea as to how Fire Service conducts their own screening?

No I don't, but it can't be as rigorous as my father's army. Just try and be fit and know some current affairs.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by MrSuama(m): 12:34am On Mar 27
Mymumhope:
good evening sir, please can you kindly update us on the possible answers to the questions you stated below
1. how to cordinate yourself when you enter to face the board. (Are you to sit before you are asked to)
2. which kind questions to expect from board based on your course of study.
3. what to say when you have no idea about the question asked.
so we can have an idea of what to respond and what not to

Sincerely speaking, I never made it to that stage, only dem
@Dannyhonda
@eclipsehemmy
@Stringz1
@sojee and a host of others can answer this question.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by MrSuama(m): 11:27am On Mar 18
orient53:
This man...ur medical comments funny gang
Nice one with acquainting us with the step by step process

How man for do. I just hope it helps somebody.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by MrSuama(m): 12:02am On Mar 16
Eminant:


Thank you boss

You are welcome.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by MrSuama(m): 1:37pm On Mar 15
Malikey:
Please which juicy agency (A-B class ) can the minister of police affairs IBRAHIM GEIDAM influence ??

Put eye for Police Service Commision
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by MrSuama(m): 4:06pm On Mar 14
Eminant:


So medical before physical and examination?

Candidate, below is the standard sequence for some years,

Documentation
On arriving the venue of the interview, some Officers are stationed to do documentation for each state and you will be giving a tag number( a blue apron with your state code and number). For example, your name on the list might be 1st but you were the 15th to arrive interview venue and you are from Kaduna, after documentation, you would be given a tag number randomly, say KD56. It is with this KD56 that you would be referred to any time your attention is needed. Documentaion usually happens on the first and second day of screening.
Credentials Vetting
The screening and vetting of credentials begins on the second day for those who arrived early on the first day. This is where the Officer vetting your credentials would check age disparity on your certificates, forged documents, fake certificates and so on, this takes another 2days or so.
First Moment of Truth
After the completion of the credential screening, the Selection Board sits and candidates with discrepancies beyond army's reasoning are called out with their state codes, marched to the their tenth or hostel, where they pack their belongings, then they are escorted with tight security out of the screening venue like thieves who have come to still the mandates of their village men.
Medical Examination
If you successfully scale the credential screening, the next hurdle is the almighty medical examination. Here the army have the ability to see ailments that are hereditary in your family. They also have the ability to see ailments that no other hospitals can see. Infact, they have the ability to see your potential to develop some ailments. Candidate, army can say you are positive to an ailment and immidiately you are sent home, you decide to go to Natioanl Hospital Abuja to recheck yourself only to find out you are negative to that ailment.(Children of serving and retired Generals sometimes find themselves in this shoes)
Candidate only the will of God can make you scale Medical Examination. Below are some of the things you would be checked on
a. Bp
b. Eye sight (short and long sight)
c. Flat foot
d. Number of testicles( you would be unclad infront of the doctor female or male as the case may be and you would show her how many testicles you gat)
e. Pile: while unclad, the doctor would ask you to cough strongly like 2 to 3 times, then you would be asked to turn your back. After that the doctor would ask you to bend down to touch your toes, so that your anus can be examined for the presence of pile.
f. Urine: Urine samples are also collected to test for some ailments am not sure of.
g. Blood samples are also collected to test for HIV and a host of other ailments am not sure of
h. Height is also measured to ascertain you are within the range
i. Teeth check
j. Hernia check
k. Tatoo check
l. ECG
m. Chest X-ray
o. Fasting sugar (diabetes)
And a host of others i can seem to remember. The medicals lasts for like 5 to 6 days.
Second Moment of Truth
After the medicals have been concluded for all states, the Selection Board converges again and the candidates unfortunate to have been detected to have one ailment or the other are called out. Usually, the calling is alphabethically. so you here, candidates if you here your number fall out. The tension in the atmosphere at this period is unexplainable. Who no go, no go know.
The affected candidates are marched to their tenths to take their belongings and excorted to the gate of the venue under tight security.
3.2 Km race
After the medicals, candidates are made to run the 3.2 km race under 15 minutes. After the race, candidates are grouped in cages basesd on how they arrived. in time past, the race was also used to disqualify candidates but things have changed. It seems candidates are no more disqualified based on their inability to comlete the race within 15 minutes.
If the army decides to use the race as a disqualifying round, the ladies are allowed to start the race 3 minutes earlier than the males and when the 15minutes elapses, the gate of heaven is closed. Anybody outside the gate of heaven is marched to his hostel under tight security to pack his belongings, then excorted out of the training venue.

I think this is the farthest i have been lucky to reach in all the screenings i have attended.
I also skipped the Pschology test that comes during the medicals or after medicals where you would be asked questions that if you lie at the begining you must lie to the end.

Note: every screening comes with its own modifications. Other officers are free to make corrections and additions to this piece.
And I wish every applicant who made the list the very best.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by MrSuama(m): 2:25pm On Mar 13
Stringz1:
Torh a wise man who believes he will be selected will buy white in anticipation of being selected for training. But if you are born of the barrel of a GPMG, you can decide to use red or pink based on say there was no instruction sha.

Leave am make him deh follow instruction. People in service are telling you what to do, you say army no write am, is okay.
It's obvious your matter deh village square.

You don use canvas colour chop all the time you get to ask Officers
1. how to cordinate yourself when you enter to face the board. (Are you to sit before you are asked to)
2. which kind questions to expect from board based on your course of study.
3. what to say when you have no idea about the question asked.

Bros, during my last attempt with the revered @eclipsehemmy, @Ugo4u, @Prospect, @Deraa and a host of others at the butched dssc course 26 pro max, we had many things to worry about, the least being the colour of canvas to face board.

Infact, I used a size 46.5 blue trainers because i couldn't get a white one that would not hurt my feet for the routine but had an unused white canvas, white socks and white round neck t-shirt i solely kept in order to faceboard. That is the standard. Your aim is to outsmart your village men at all cost.

Some good hearted people also give out their white canvas to friends if they are dropped after medicals to help boost their chances while others wait for their friends to face board first, then they borrow the white canvas to face board.

You think board members would remember they didn't state "white canvas" when awarding you marks for appearance when all your village men decide to show up with white canvas?

Reason am

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by MrSuama(m): 1:54pm On Mar 13
eclipsehemmy:
oooh falgore o....we suffered sha.....we thank God for grace....26pro max.....na we o

I even lost that wonderful pics we took on the morning they announced their jamboree medical result.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by MrSuama(m): 11:16pm On Mar 07
Simpleshafee:
God, please direct me to my helper.

What if God has created you to be others helper. Rather pray to God to guide your steps and help you fulfil your purpose in life.

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Business To Business / Re: Ice Block Making Machine by MrSuama(m): 5:59am On Feb 29
shobusag:
I am back. This tym around, with happiness.... partly thanks to the information I got from this thread and the biggest thanks to God almighty. I had a very big success in this business since November last year. I had several challenges when I started the business, most especially in the areas of light, faulty transformer and faulty engines. I gave up several times and put up my machines for sale two times (at a very cheap rate) but God blinded the eyes of potential buyers. I have two machines each with a capacity of 100 blocks. I was very much able to manage the machines so well n doubling d engine of one, i relocated from my previous area. I can proudly say that after expenses, I made nothing less than 400k monthly since November. For two years which I have been in this biz, I finally feel that I have started reaping the fruit of my expenses and perseverance. I praise and thank God almighty for not letting me sale the machines. I thank nuclear boy and the rest for their information that partly helped me in building my first machine.
It was a heartbreaking journey but I am glad God saw me through and I succeeded. My first business suffered a lot financially coz of this iceblock business, but now this ice block business is inturn feeding my first business hugely. By the way i have two workers that run the two businesses for me (man no b leather). Infact, I have started planning for next summer while this summer isnt yet over. Since this summer was my first to enjoy the business. I use fear enter am while others into the business were scooping the money. My plan now is to double the engine of the other machine by next week (remember i said i successfully doubled one). Maintain them through the incoming raining season and before October, purchase another machine more powerful than any of my two machines (probably a combined 9hp with 150 blocks or above). Next summer, people will know that God has a reason for letting me stay put in this business. I bless God for everything. I will leave an update from time to time.
Congrats.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MrSuama(m): 10:59pm On Feb 11
lavylilly:
Did you get the job?

No, I didn't.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by MrSuama(m): 9:14pm On Feb 07
tungushebe:
Good evening everyone


Applied for naf DSSC but yet to finish my nysc please you're opinion



Thank you

Pray it favours you.
List might be delayed till you finish service.
Pray the Corp you applied for has less competition and you are the most qualified.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by MrSuama(m): 9:10pm On Feb 07
Stringz1:


Thank you oga sir. Sometimes na why most people wey make am from this platform no Dey wan talk for here again. I remember getting a lot of help from this same platform thanks to you and a number of good people here. I hope that our dreams come true just as mine did too.

To disabuse the minds of others, The new Major Generals don’t care about background or nepotism, once you qualify and pass screening, your chances are very high. I wish others the best as they apply.

Thank you so much for your very matured response to the guy. God bless you sir

Ahhh, na you be oga ooo, I am still a bloody civilian. Enjoy your career Officer.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by MrSuama(m): 10:03am On Feb 06
Shinzokiyotake:
wisdom
Experience got us here.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by MrSuama(m): 9:52am On Feb 06
[quote author=MrGood70 post=128280766][/quote]

This guy you quoted is a Lt. already and he is talking from experience and telling you the truth. Try and click on his moniker and check his contributions on this thread some years back, 2018 to be precise. He updated us on every happening pertaining the recruitment and he was more than certain he would make list but guess what he didn't, even though his father was a member of the selection board of that year in Serti Taraba.

Let's even forget about his father, let's talk about the calibre of Army Generals he is privileged to know by been an ordained priest, Reason am.

We both made the DSSC screening in 2021 at Falgore and guess what, upon all his connections, men who knew him and his background almost dropped him but God prevailed. Though the recruitment was later cancelled, portal was reopened for registration of that same course that was cancelled, he wrote the exam but didn't make the interview list upon all the mega connections. I, like many others who attended the cancelled recruitment didn't make the exam list of the readvertised course.

To God be the Glory, he got enlisted in the last dssc course and is a serving personel.

Oga, you would most likely train(if you eventually make the final list) at NDA old site with Termer 5 cadets of the Nigerian Army and they would so much disturb your life with trouble and insults. And you dare not raise an eyebrow. Bros, how you wan take survive am? This one weh you don get liver to deh ask Officer the kind of school him attend.

I just pray your utterances don't buy job for you like one guy who insulted an officer on this forum some years back only to be tracked by the officer during screening.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by MrSuama(m): 8:56am On Feb 06
MrGood70:

Same way u have been disappointed, u think say na do or die affairs. Una go just carry una problem enter nairaland.
😂😂 .......if e come, e come, if it doesn't ..that's my least problem. N it doesn't stop me from doing what I am supposed to do. U wey be say na ur ultimate, na u fit drink rat poison wen dy disappoint you.

Next time take your time to make some research before replying people on a faceless platform. For your information, @Stringz1 is already an officer and he is trying to bring you back to reality.
You should count yourself privileged to be talking to this people.

I don't know how strong your supposed godfather is, but if Army wan f**k you up, they would during medicals and there is nothing you can do about it. E get sickness weh army go dash you weh your godfather no go fit talk again.

Note: Biological children of serving Generals are dropped during screening talkmore of a godfathered candidate.

It's not bad to have someone fronting for you but keep it low-key and keep praying everything works in your favour.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by MrSuama(m): 8:58pm On Feb 05
ayobamdgreat:
*Job Opportunity: Mathematics Teacher*

Join our vibrant international school located in Ajah, Lagos where educational excellence meets global diversity!

We are seeking a passionate Mathematics Teacher to inspire young minds.

*Requirements:*

* Minimum of a first degree in Mathematics or related discipline with at least two years of teaching experience.

* Teaching certification is highly desired.

* IGSCE experience will be an added advantage.

*Responsibilities:*

* Foster a stimulating learning environment.

*Implement engaging and effective teaching strategies.

*Benefits:*

* Competitive salary range: 110-150k (depending on experience).

*Professional development opportunities.

*A supportive and collaborative work culture.

*How to Apply:*

Send your resume, cover letter, and relevant certifications to nashvilleinternationalsch@gmail.com

Nice school, excellent concept of interviewing.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by MrSuama(m): 12:33pm On Jan 24
eclipsehemmy:

This baba wer stay officer village with me don forget me....oga sir , your boy is loyal o

Chan sir! I been no want cast you sir.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by MrSuama(m): 12:27pm On Jan 24
odimbannamdi:


Old boy! This Baba know me from way back ooo...make we connect abeg and relish profound memories from officers village

That's the Reverend you seek.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Linkedin, Indeed And Others Are They Real And Useful? by MrSuama(m): 3:17am On Jan 24
#dboY1123
I read your post and kept wondering either to reply you or not. But something kept telling me to reply you. Below is my own humble contribution.

Yes you can get both teaching and remote jobs on LinkedIn but you have to be ready to put in the work.

As a graduate of Chemistry Education, you ought not to be out of job for this long. Get your TRCN and start somewhere. But you actually have to know the schools to look out for.
Your target should be schools belonging to Association of International School Educators of Nigeria(AiSEN). This schools run British and American curriculum and pay preety well. They are scattered all over Nigeria and you should be willing to relocate.

I have been teaching Biology for over a decade but I am regretting not getting a PGDE, TRCN and IGCSE certification because of the numerous opportunities I have missed. I never even knew education had evolved into a high paying job not until recently. I mean schools paying as much as 200k to 300k at entry level with other incentives That same mistake is what I don't want for you.

With the above certifications and experience in one of this high-brow schools, you can go international and teach in schools such as the Qatar International School who are currently seeking a chemistry teacher(https://www.qisweb.qis.org/careers/) or the Brampton Manor Academy UK who recruit international teachers just to mention a few. I found all this schools and more on LinkedIn. Have you also heard about the Charterhouse Lagos school presently recruiting staff for its take off in September 2024? Baba, don't sleep on that B.Ed certificate.

Last year, I came across an old thread that talked about the untapped potential in the education industry and I began to make research on this AISEN and British curriculum schools, my brother, I was more than surprised. I joined a very active teachers forum on telegram (@Teaching Job Alert) where vacancies of many Champions League schools are advertised and soon started sending out applications.

Because of my years of experience and well crafted applications, I have attended many GoogleMeet interviews with about 3 offers in Ondo State with a starting salary of about 70k with accommodation inclusive. My most recent interview is from one school in Lekki/Ajah with accommodation and a starting salary of about 100k. They are also offering to train and fund my IGCSE certification. That's how to grow ooo, start somewhere to position yourself for growth.

Also, you can earn certificates that would enable you transition into school management roles. This is yet another untapped aspect of the ignored education gold mine.

On the contrary, if you have made up your mind to pursue remote jobs on LinkedIn, Indeed and Upwork, you need to acquire some IT skills and training and you may find this appealing https://web.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100076595988886

All the best bro as you continue to search for your daily bread.
#No Gree for Unemployment.

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