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Jbluv55: You r not alone sweerie. I'm also not fine but I want to be fine n I believe some of my lovely peeps here can make me fine. So why not let's play a game. Its called 'I challenge you to make me fine/happy' . Are you game?

Oya. I pray I don't chicken out in a jiffy sha

Shugamania: Sweetheart..
Is it pms, pregnancy hormones or malaria?

Lol. Pregnancy hormones ko, pregnancy issues ni!

Na mixed malaria dey do me

Jbluv55: Hello ms_pee. Howz you? Howz ur day?

Good evening. My day has not been good. And I'm not fine

harlos: I think you need something...tell me what is it?

Hug and peck

Hi

Hi shuga

Boring! Try something new please!!!

Is this the 'umblerra' I have been hearing about?


I cannot even use 500 naira to buy an umbrella. Haba! Na blood of Jesus?

Hug

9icegee: *i must have contributed to it*

Be quiet!

lalaboi: I thot she was telling Ruby to give it to her yester night?. . it seems NItty has already don that and she's infected. . lol

Get off my back! I have a gun!

RubyTheBlogger: same here.. Ms pee gone to pee kor ms pee gone to poo ni

I will pluck out your eyes. Be careful

9icegee: *wakes...yawns...rubs eye...looks around...notices things i'l rather not talk about...where r de 3 musketeers..? Looks like they didnt sleep in de house...they must'v gone for...i dont want trouble o hence i shut...hmmmm so HARLOS doesnt sleep alone...i tot its de other chic (de one with SWEET on her nick) tht he...so who's this other babe warming his bed...? Oh! There's my SOAP (LUX)...do i stil owe her an apology? I wouldnt know. I'l wait to find out...too bad after al de guys flirts with her (or is it the revers, she flirts with dem) they just allow her all alone there, in the cold...wud'v been a nice time 4me to seize de opportunity and make a move. But with our (me and her) recent ordeal, i have a 2nd thought against it, i dont wanna be slapped or bitten...hmmmm AMMA(co)NDA still coils up like de snake itself wen she sleeps. I love de view...she'l never know i stare at her wen she sleeps...so many new faces am seeing here. I'l try and get 2know dem one after de other wen they wake. I hope they make de 1st move...finally, where's tht MS-PEE's HOUSE-HELP...?! Wots his name again...? Ya! RUBYTHEBLOGGER (he looks more like JACK.THE.RIPPER to me)...? Assu pls call off the strike so tht his type can face his studies rather dan run after products tht r over-sized to him (now lemme c if ms-pee will bother to defend him as he rushed to run his mouth de other time i wsnt even talking to him)...to more serious things...Wanna baf...where's my towel (VIOLETTE - coloured) and soap (LUX)...?*

Shut up! Animal

Get close at your own peril.

Shugamania: @ms pee
Sugar in whose tea?
No p, I'll just make sure i give him diabetes

Ta! Wicked girl. You want to kill his thinking sense abi?

9icegee: *hmmmm so she can say somethin else..?. Tot shut up was de only english she knows..she's trying*

Stop ranting o! We hate you! Leave our thread! Is your voice note here? Go away na!

lalaboi: Oh wow. . e don reach that level already? . .chei. .

Lmao! Esu, I know say na you go first see am. Rotten boy!

RubyTheBlogger: y e go female Pexin wey get thick man-hood

What's a manhood? And are you sure 9icegee has it?

RubyTheBlogger: i would 2mao by God's grace hw u dowin?

Given it to me tonight!

*these bad people will use their dirty minds to translate it now o*

9icegee: *how could this young man catch me so fast, tht am ms-pee...? (goodness! Am so much loving this!!lmao)*

Shut up!!!

lalaboi: So caseless thinks 9icegee is a girl?

Lol. Don't mind him! That's what happens when you like women too much

caseless: 9icegee aka ms_pee, what's not true in my post? *yawns*

I'm not 9icegee

RubyTheBlogger: am i permitted 2 make a special one 4 u?

Don't you know that you're suPposed to make a special one for me before?!!

RubyTheBlogger: lol

9icegee: *lol isnt tht de only tin she says nowadays...?*

Get out!!!

caseless: hahahahaha*falls frm gej's hat*
i'm not really concerned about gender, but what u hav 2 offer. It is a faceless forum and anyone can claim anythin. Ms pee can b 9icegee..who knows.

Lol. Not true

RubyTheBlogger: ur name is dere jooh.. I jst fixed it in the rhymes
'the only violet i see in rain (reine violette) is she, when i sneeze, when i poo and when i 'ms_pee' (when i pee )

God will punish you

chycoroxie: Ah,kpele,stop crying u will be fine

Thanks dear

9icegee: *maleria??! So wots all de fuss about..? I tot she's having her peri...op de sickness makes her clamp up abit*

Shut up!

lalaboi: You got malaria from that Licking addiction . . .eurghh

I don't have your time now