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Shugamania: Sleep guys..

Night ms Pee, Jb, everyone.

Sleep tight.

RubyTheBlogger: Ms_pee you know i cant be happy if you dont wish me gnyt b4 i leave now

9icegee: *lol do I need someone to talk to..? if I did, wudnt I have been talking to someone since...but I really feel like talking to this ms pee babe...but hw do I start...?ayb il start by asking her if she will like to be m...*

9icegee: *where's my knife...? I want tongue sauce for dinner..i fetch my knive, stands by her corner, let her bring tht tongue out again...il make dinner wit it*

9icegee: *surely she didn't mean this, girls like talking in the opposite, a girl tht says she loves u actually doesn't. the one tht says she hates u loves u to shreds!...so I knw exactly wot she meant here, we both do...we'l just keep it to ourselves and continue pretending *

Shugamania: *Grrrrrrrrrrr*
Stop this already!


Anyways, I jump am pass..stop replying me pls

RubyTheBlogger: Gals said worse things than that to OLAMIDE, TUFACE, 9ICE, WIZKID. God go provide for small poor boy

RubyTheBlogger: are you fg? Try wikipedia aunty

Asking me if i have ate today as if you can provide even a biscuit for me. Anyway i have not. Wont mind you sending me something eatable

Madam size? Whats your size? So far it is in numeric woe betide you

RubyTheBlogger: Hungry ms_pee wana have a bite, go on dear, i wont upset your stomach

9icegee: *now I wanna try but, how about fear of rejection...?*

Shugamania: Hehehe.. Una welldone o.

Na this kind love dey strong pass later

Tovot: HEHEHE I NO DEY OO

9icegee: *r these babes referring to me...? did I hear one of dem mention ASUU??! GOOD LORD!!! wen last did I av anything to do with ASUU?? lol or maybe na ASUU cause am for her I guess...nw I get wot she meant...and she says she,s managing me...? well, il tk tht as a compliment...and a pain in d a.s.s well, il pretend I didn't c tht one*

Shugamania: Lol. Whatsup Miss Pee.

Una dey try o. I dont know why i find it tasking replying that moniker.

harlos: dis gel
*faints after d slap...rise again by himself*

what came over u? u should have asked with ur soft voice

punc... No
sla... No
kil... No
.............. SOFT SLAP

RubyTheBlogger: I can woo a girl if and only if i find her attractive, your prayer point should be 'Lord please make me attractive before him'
So intel reports to you abi? Coz its one of your family establishment huh? Issorait
So some people really do wake up to swallow your saliva? You must be rich be dat
But how the heck does all these meets the demand of ASUU

RubyTheBlogger: av only heard of breathing life, which one is biting life? That must be caused by hunger of life.. Go bite a dead tree baby as you are a life biter

9icegee: *hmmmm how can i get to talk wit her..? I feel like getting close 2her...but de prob is, isnt she already taken..? How do i know..? Cant just walk up 2her and say, 'r u free'? lol can i..?*

harlos: Hahahaha dat one i never see before o

draw her hand closer...

Almighty hug

RubyTheBlogger: dont tell me you cant make sense outta wordplay
why the f#ck should i be happy your starved tooth wants a taste of my flesh? Does your wanting to chew makes 9icegee any wiser?

RubyTheBlogger: dnt flatter ursef, besyds its been actually long u flossed ur teeth i dnt kiss anyhw.. Anywayz ah waz expecting u 2 woo me

RubyTheBlogger: hunger dey smooch u.. Deliverance z d food u nid

9icegee: *i speak in a very low voice...* HI *hope she heard it*

Tovot: some guys are just impossible, talk to a lady for the first time and he's asking for a kiss, maybe you need to bite his ears harder

RubyTheBlogger: thank God i aint compared 2 an expired gala 9ce of u.. So dahz all ur heart cn giv huh? Wat a TENderful and ONEderful heart.. Go switch it wit dat of a chicken

harlos: Baboon kiss

RubyTheBlogger: *brings ears closer* whisper for thy niggah heareth

harlos: Bear hug

RubyTheBlogger: hw about shortfinger U mean i should always type in full and not short words huh?

RubyTheBlogger: richard kor poorard ni z dat wah u av 4 me? Ole buruku

RubyTheBlogger: dz ur stewpid way of typing wil earn u no more dan a silly heritage