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RubyTheBlogger: you wish you are happy why should i ride in an ambulance when i have a porshe

Yes dear, your ambulance porshe

Jbluv55: We won't laf and BTW almost everybody has dropped . Its just a shout-out and if ur attaching using NL, it shud be within two mins.

Teach me how to do it [s]lemme see if I can use my neighbour's voice[/s]

RubyTheBlogger: yes ASUU don repair my own finish am hungry for your voice

Hungry for my voice? Na food?

The thinking guy is around.

RubyTheBlogger: when did gifts became compulsary? I thought they are meant to be shared sorry if you are all about the gift
Good morning

Go away jor, I hate you!

harlos: *drives in the e-ambulance*

To carry ruby, right?

I'm happyyyyyyyyyyy

RubyTheBlogger: Rides in with my e-porshe

you had better drop or someone would dead

Someone would dead?
Hian! ASUU don spoil your own finish!

harlos: Good morning

hug


woul have been better ya know

kiss

*rolls eyes* you'd wait till forever


Slap

What're you expecting? S*x?

Punch!

Shugamania: Well, she may decide to use d same moniker too






Lol. Mr & Mrs Pee

Lol. Shuga you don't like me at all o. How can you try to join me with that broke boy, that couldn't afford ordinary eclipse gift!

RubyTheBlogger: Dont conclude so fast and even if she would be the one, would i be addressed by her nick 'mr pee' na she suppose attract a new e-nick 'ms_ruby' doesnt it seem nice?

Yimu. Look atew!

RubyTheBlogger: i hope she drops soon..
i would rather hen out than to chicken out

I'm not dropping anything!

Deiok: Hello house Goodmorning to you all.
About the eclips it was a lunar eclips, thats why it wasnt obvious as that of 2006.

Arggghh... My eyes still ache from looking at the sun yesterday, fùck those stuuupidt scientist.

I'm happy that your eyes still ache.
Next time you will wear binoculars!
Good morning

Jbluv55: Na you sabi wetin you dey practice n thicken.....but just dnt chicken out.

And lest I 4get ms_pee is also expected to drop her VN.

Voice note ko, voice textbook ni

You people want to laugh at my akproka voice abi?

RubyTheBlogger: ms_pee i ruf you with all of my heart but not my bank account
Touch not my ATM and do my Money no harm

God go provide investors for you okay?

You no fit be the investor wey God don provide for me ni?

Oya take make I hear word

9icegee: *do i have to refer to any1 in particular...? Am just making a general statement here o, befor she push me go jam person*

Na wa!

RubyTheBlogger: as if na only man get bank account or cash

I don't want to know.

Lol. See yuzedo head

RubyTheBlogger: Whatever i can afford am ready to give. Or should i rather request?

Request? Woman dey give man something?

nitlad: It is a robust gift, that I can assure you of

Robust gift like what?

I'm still not hugging you

Punch

9icegee: *i guess some ppl dont know wot a PARTIAL eclipse is...many r saying they saw nothing, wen i can bet tht de eclipse was right der, up befor dem, but they just dont know...to many, once they hear de word eclipse, they wait 4de afternoon to turn night...let dem keep waiting....it'l surpass dem and their generations yet unborn and they're stil waiting...they dont know tht it's only a TOTAL eclipse tht everywhere darkens out and tht u have 2be very lucky 2be in a region where tht happens befor u can c it, and it takes just minutes 2occure... Am sure A lot 2day, wen they saw the sun was stil shining, but it looked like it wanna rain, they tot its gonna rain! Very funny indeed! Instead of dem getting a good very darkened googl, look up in de sky, and c de sun taking de shape of a banana, they rather tot its gonna rain, and they stil waited 4de eclipse to occure. Let dem keep waiting...funny indeed!*

Who are you referring to?

RubyTheBlogger: O ye girl of no faith..

Am a student durrh and you know the genre of music ASUU strike is singing to our pocket (Akpala and reggae) so now that you know make your request

Arggghhh! You must be very broke.
I'm not sure you can even afford jenka chingum

nitlad: Ok, just navigate to the red point on the map. Na my house be that. I'll be waiting for you with the gift.

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Is the gift money?
I no want chingum o

Because of heat/fashion, as in the same reason they open their backs, laps, shoulders and cleavages.

While others open it because they want to show their brazillian hair.

So if I don't hug you I will die abi?


Kill

nitlad: Gifts are handed over in person.

♫Sare wa, sare wa gba. . . .

Where do you live? _{I must collect this eclipse gift}

RubyTheBlogger: After you dear, make a wish

How much does your parents give you for monthly allowance?
Or are you working? How much is your salary?
_{so I'd know what to request for}

RubyTheBlogger: lol issorait..
Me too no sign of eclipse here, am beginning to fink the whole eclipse is a farce

Okay. Happy eclipse sha. So what are you getting me for eclipse?