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Houseofglam7: Chewing Stick, coconut, roasted corn and a bottle of Vodka.

Dayvhid: [color=yellow] n op iz d effect of the dirvirgining of a woman[/color]

lomaxx: That I quoted your post doesn't mean I'm communicating with you. I'm not passing a point across to you. It's a public forum and my post is for whoever is reading.

The topic was about hygiene and Nigerians. And a misguided post indicated that men are the most culprits. I quoted that post and added a link to another thread where a woman was shamelessly advocating that pubic hair should be left to grow perennially- which obviously is a case of hygiene.

Please quit thinking that quoting your post means communicating with you. I'm passing a message to those who are smart enough to understand.

McWhillion: So you think its mostly men right, you've got to be joking.
Sat close to a pretty chick in a bus this afternoon and my sensitive nose picked the odour of her armpit even without her raising her hand and she's just one example of many.

lomaxx: Do you need to be told?

It's a public forum. Deal with it!

lomaxx: In this thread a woman was saying women shouldn't shave their pubic hair

https://www.nairaland.com/1804296/people-dont-shave-pubic-region

Acidosis: Now this is better

How about we fix a 'blind date', What do you say?

Acidosis:
Awww, please give me a smiley/smile

Acidosis: you dislike ugly guys?

Acidosis: I am not only ugly, but dark like mid-night.

You will need a 120watts halogen bulb to see me @12am

Acidosis: na wa o!!

Is it a crime to be 'ugly'?

Emmysmith63: Waooo..lolz...cant jus stop laughin...its interestin....space booked.....mine on d way...loadin

unapologetic: Hehehe.... may God bless you and may he give you more wisdom :p

unapologetic: Thank you Wise fellow

carammel: He was the ugliest human I ever met. if he was a drink,he would taste like bitter herb. His name should replace the word ugly in the dictionary. **pukes**

unapologetic: I actually re-joined Nairaland because of this thread. Have also got a few stories to share but I will start with the one that happened when I was still a Uni student.

I was on phone with a friend(female) of mine when she told me about her friend that came to visit her, as a sharp guy that I was, I told her to put her on the phone and then we started talking. I must confess that she's got an amazing voice. As a bad sharp nigga, I told her to roger me her number and then we continued exchanging text and phone calls.... it was during this period that I found out she works for Access bank and I said to myself "wow" cos i had an impression that most bankers are beautiful.

A few weeks had passed and it was time for me to go back to school, so I told her that I will stop by her place (in ibadan) on my way to school and will be spending 2 weeks with her before I travel to school.

When I was leaving Lagos, all I could think of was the romantic 2 weeks of a very hot sex that I will be having with my hot access bank babe... I couldn't but kept thinking about this all through my journey.

And finally I arrived in Ibadan, called my chick and she told me that she will be meeting me at Mr Biggs. I sat down and was waiting for her to arrive before I could place an order. I kept seeing beautiful girls and I said to myself that my chick will be hotter than all this girls. Little did I know that I was in for the biggest mistake and greatest surprise of my life.

The moment I saw her walking into the restaurant Oh My God, I felt like dying... this chick is not only fugly but her body structure is not even acceptable.

I told her that I was waiting for her to arrive before I leave and I didn't want to break the bad news to her on phone which was why I waited for her. I lied to her that I had an emergency in school that same day.

I broke my sim card after leaving ibadan

frankben: please who sang "skelewu" by davido

xynerise: If I start telling you my stories ''Chi ge gi, chi ga bo''

wellmax: Blind date ke?
When I am not blind

SELENAqueensy: She is pretty