ceny6: i don't understand how a lady will want u to give her attention, assist her, flex her and even help her find a job yet technically turning a blind eye to the fact that ur showing signs that u want her. isn't that deceit?

no mind these greedy naija girls, there are jst being selfish.

tpia5: when you dont have God, you become aimless.

how ds one con take concern guys wey dey suffer in d bottomless pit of friend-zone?

I just put a guy on friendzone I told him plainly, and he says he's gonna get out of it, that I should watch. And I'm like.... It's never gonna happen!

ceny6: i don't understand how a lady will want u to give her attention, assist her, flex her and even help her find a job yet technically turning a blind eye to the fact that ur showing signs that u want her. isn't that deceit?

This is exactly how you get friend zoned - showing signs? what does that even mean? Why not asking for what you want

Signs are just that signs and can be misinterpreted. While showing signs another guy steps up and ASKS and you are left lamenting.

Prowizy2: Imagine asking a girl out, instead of saying 'NO' to my face she'll be pretending. . Eating my shawarma and giving me some little hope. At the end of the day what you'll hear is 'let's be friends' or 'i see you like my brother' . .

pls how much is dat sharwama dat u are crying like its ferari

u guys are d reasons why some mumu ladies will call u mugu1 mugu2 cos u are crying over common sharwama and she will be foolishly thinking she is sucking u dry

i am wondering, whatever has gone wrong with dignity, our pride

AfricanApple: pls how much is dat sharwama dat u are crying like its ferari

u guys are d reasons why some mumu ladies will call u mugu1 mugu2 cos u are crying over common sharwama and she will be foolishly thinking she is sucking u dry

i am wondering, whatever has gone wrong with dignity, our pride

No girl can friend-zone me. . . Am just giving an example. . Am too big to be friend-zoned

now dre11 dis is wat u and i are arguing. shey u can see d mentality of ur fellow guys

dats why i like my life o, if i knw i dnt wnt to ever hav anytin to do with u, i wont even let u come close talkless of to friendzone abi enemyzone me cos in their mind they would expect me to come to dem one day

Creamish:

lolz @brotherzone....is dat worse dan d friend zone?

To my own side yes, i dnt like it when a girl i dnt relate with in any way introduce me as a brother

dre11:

thats triple honour

I tell ya... Now i promised to Bleep her either by force or peacefull nd i don achieve am

Prowizy2: No girl can friend-zone me. . . Am just giving an example. . Am too big to be friend-zoned

must friendship with d opposite sex have to do with money and materials things?
u make it sound like its a poisnous thing to do

kingofpool: I tell ya... Now i promised to Bleep her either by force or peacefull nd i don achieve am

aspiring rapist

AfricanApple: now dre11 dis is wat u and i are arguing. shey u can see d mentality of ur fellow guys

dats why i like my life o, if i knw i dnt wnt to ever hav anytin to do with u, i wont even let u come close talkless of to friendzone abi enemyzone me cos in their mind they would expect me to come to dem one day

friendzone is when a guy makes his intention know....and u reject him.....
Instead of u allowing him to pursue the remaining avenue to find what he desire........
U now waat him to stick to ur side and not allow him go

u want him to be the rebounding guy

Africanapple guess u seen the bolded statement
thats what guys don't like

AfricanApple: aspiring rapist

Tufiakwa i rebuke u nd ur evil teachinz

AfricanApple: must friendship with d opposite sex have to do with money and materials things?
u make it sound like its a poisnous thing to do

Definitely not, I have female friends (platonic). . I help them if the need arises. . But not when I have feelings for you, instead of telling me a plain NO you pretend. . Keep me around and starts seeing me as a money venture.

kingofpool: Tufiakwa i rebuke u nd ur evil teachinz

see devil rebuking an angel ooooo, were u not d one who said u will will either do it by force?


to nairaland: i wrote r-a-p-i-s-t!!!!!!!!!!!!

Prowizy2: Definitely not, I have female friends (platonic). . I help them if the need arises. . But not when I have feelings for you, instead of telling me a plain NO you pretend. . Keep me around and starts seeing me as a money venture.

okay maybe they see u as a money venture but can they turn u into a money venture? no. a man can only b defined by anyone but himself

wat i'm saying here is dat most of u guys thinks u shouldnt spend on a gal dat is of no benefit to u especially intimately. u feel if u give her 10naira she should give 10tinz in return(it musn't be sex)

so wen u are giving and not getting anytin at all, u start feeling used, if u dnt have d money in d first place why spend it?

now tell me what kind of friendship do u xpect frm a gal u went to woo and she declined, i believe friendship, i mean real frienship should be something natural like both of u meeting and just naturally got close to each other. no toasting, no wooing.

dre11:

friendzone is when a guy makes his intention know....and u reject him.....
Instead of u allowing him to pursue the remaining avenue to find what he desire........
U now waat him to stick to ur side and not allow him go

u want him to be the rebounding guy

Africanapple guess u seen the bolded statement
thats what guys don't like

u may like someone but not intimately

AfricanApple: I mean real frienship should be something natural like both of u meeting and just naturally got close to each other. no toasting, no wooing.

Just as me and U be now abi?

AfricanApple: u may like someone but not intimately

yes nah.......
Thats platonic friendship, which u understand ur selves and share knowledge, advice, strenghts etc

but,
as per what we were discussing....
let him be the one that wants to be friendzone and not u friendzoning him

dre11:

yes nah.......
Thats platonic friendship, which u understand ur selves and share knowledge, advice, strenghts etc

but,
as per what we were discussing....
let him be the one that wants to be friendzone and not u friendzoning him

if i like a person but not intimately and u come wooing me, i will let u knw na. or i go just gree by force becos u dnt wnt to be friendzoned

Chaleeee:


Reserve your sympathies for manipulative ladies who want all the girlfriend privileges from a guy but don't want to date the guy.

so, are you being forced to give out "girlfriend privileges"?


if you want sex and are not getting it from a girl, then waka pass nah? Surely you dont mean no single girl will give you what you're looking for.


guys even tend to supply themselves with booty calls, are you saying even that option is not available to you?

Ansell:

how ds one con take concern guys wey dey suffer in d bottomless pit of friend-zone?

your definition of suffering is lack of sex from one girl, boko haram's definition of suffering is starvation and sleeping in the jungle on bare ground.

do the maths.

for those who don't know what friendzone all about
* she will never allow u to bang her
* she always call u her friend in d presence of people
* another man dey bang sense out of her head; and u dey form cool boy love
* u go dey spend money on her like say na ur wife

wise up guys

AfricanApple: see devil rebuking an angel ooooo, were u not d one who said u will will either do it by force?


to nairaland: i wrote r-a-p-i-s-t!!!!!!!!!!!!

Onye Ara Ariaria market,

kingofpool: Onye Ara Ariaria market,

if i was still akiraaple1, i woulda fixed u totally in but dis is a reborn AfricanApple, i will just sit tight and watch first
in order word i will let dat ur insult bounce past ma head

dre11 with dis dude here, i really understand difference btw boys and men. like seriously

No time for friendzone, I have too much guys as friends to be adding a girl to the list, what we gona discuss?

Hey, it's either we are bleeping or no friendship.

You like me as a friend, fine atleast let me be touching your br£sat, when you at my place and not only come for advise when one stupid boy breaks your heart.

LAST BULLET.
I DONT FREE STYLE BECAUSE MY STYLE AINT FREE.

in olamide's voice. "If you want my service my girl you go pay"

Sign.
brownlord

AfricanApple: if i was still akiraaple1, i woulda fixed u totally in but dis is a reborn AfricanApple, i will just sit tight and watch first
in order word i will let dat ur insult bounce past ma head

dre11 with dis dude here, i really understand difference btw boys and men. like seriously

hmmm am so sorry dearie, didnt mean to insult u nor to make u feel insulted,

Chaleeee: Friendzone is the worst thing to happen to a man. I was almost zoned but I as a sharp guy, I rescued myself.

Ask me how?

I ask her out despite the closeness. She was like you are my best friend and all. It will ruin our friendship. It won't work.... but I kept pestering her until she gave in. it didn't work out anyway but I broke the friendzone jinx.

Beast!!!

kingofpool: I tell ya... Now i promised to Bleep her either by force or peacefull nd i don achieve am

Beast!!!

AfricanApple: if i like a person but not intimately and u come wooing me, i will let u knw na. or i go just gree by force becos u dnt wnt to be friendzoned

nah u know wetin u go do....

kingofpool: hmmm am so sorry dearie, didnt mean to insult u nor to make u feel insulted,

yinmu, i refuse to fall for dat

dre11:



nah u know wetin u go do....

u knw i'm saying d otito