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MUZBO:
Guy, abstinence didn't fail you, it was your girlfriend's ex that impregnated her so you can relax now.

Spot on.

Non is 100% effective, Non married = Condoms, cos it not only prevents belle but also Atosi, Gono and HIV
Married can use IUDs or Implants.

Removal or Coitus Interruptus dey Bleep up wella, just imagine you are ready to remove and the gal is saying "dont come yet" and you are like thinking i'm busting a nut and she grabs u so tight and bang you release those millions of blistering barnacles into her, Postinor dey Bleep up wella

wendoworld:
guy wat if the thing turn from her ass to her nko, wat if na that type of rambo thick sperm enter you? that wan dey gum pass super glue ooo

Yup that can happen, even if you just dey play for area without actually penetration, some of those GI Joe sperms still fit find their way up the kitten, Coitus interfemoris. Why do you think in the condoms leaflets they tell you to remove ur prik when its still hard and that you shld remove condom carefully ensuring that non spills.

Boss Ttdiamonds:
Glo: 3G only at obantoko, Just drop at alogi, and gum your ass to the wall of the mast there, Or else *no show*
Etisalat: start lookin' 4 where service is @, but u'll get signals @ 1.kugba full bar, 2.elega, 2-3 bars 3.camp, noshow, Abk is d worst place on earth, Lagos rocks,

LWKMD

Abeokuta, NNPC/Ewang Estate

MTN - Edge
Zain -Edge
Glo - Gprs
Etisalat - No Network
Visafone -1x
Starcomms - 1x
MultilinksTelkom -1x
Nitel - R.I.P

delarontus:
Why can't Emeno use the company's account if they have documents to show they have been authorized to do so?

You can use the company account if there is a letter from the directors authorizing and acknowledging the use of the company funds for the tuition. but it is more straight forward if the funds are held in the applicant's personal account.
Remember the less complex your application the better your chances of getting a visa. IMO when the ECO sees too much paper they tend to deny.

Read thru previous pages and u will see list of wat others used in getting their visa.

All the best

is it gonna be on hitv, they were advertising it last week but i havent seen the promo this week.

Slim101:
Pls Sirs and Ma's, I need a full low-down on this Tier 4 application thing. I have an admission already, I was denied entry and my appeal was also dismissed. I was advised on NL to reapply and I have downloaded a PDF on Tier4 Guidiance but I seem not to be getting it. I dont want to make a silly mistake again.(During my former application, there was nothing like Tier4). I'll need help particularly on these questions:

1) Can I use an account owend by my mom/sponsor or does it have to be a special account?
2)My school is "B" rated on the Sponsors Register.

I'll look forward to prompt & comprehensive replies. Thanks.

1st thing, what was the reason for your initial refusal
2. the reason for the appeal reufsal.
3. to make things easy and straight forward, tell your mom to move the required level of funds into your own personal account, leave it there for 28 working days (approx 6 weeks).
4. I guess you applied b4 the tier 4 rules, it is more straight foward now, get your school to send you a original visa letter, fill the two forms, add all the jaras.

you can run through the last few pages of this thread, you will see examples of documents guys used.

Good luck

we dey here, waitng for news from iz2muchhhhhhhhhhhhh

@mafia. Yes u can. Just make sure you don't lie when u r filling the part of d form where you are asked if u ve been denied before. Be honest. All the best.
Where is ell

Iz2much, how far oooo.

hey

annekix:
HI guys i'm in a tight spot, i recently applied for a uk student visa tier 4pbs for postgraduate studies on 18th sep 2009 till now i haven't received my passport back it should be well over 15 days now, though it was stated i should come back in ten days

my schools the University of Bedfordshire and thier latest registration date is on the 20th of oct

i've emailed and visited the BHC and laid my complaint but was told my visa was still undergoing processing and would be returned when done.

some guys said they had problems with thier sever and they had a massive backlog to clear cuz of the holiday period, but thats crap to me!

GUys, i can honestly say i'm loosing my mind i'm so confused right now

what do i do?

cuz the way this thing is goin if i get this thing on monday i'm thinking of taking a night flight to uk to arrive on the 20th on tue. (Sounds crazy right?)

infact i'm going nut's what do you suggest?

should i ask the school to extend the reg. date?
should i bang down the doors of the embassy till they let me in?

Bear in mind i've also been to the uk 3times before for visits and my last visa was a two yr premium visa, and i have not been in any trouble what so ever all the times i went, this is why i'm ticked of at the whole thing.

Hey dont fret. I'm sure your visa will come thru today. You can mail the school and let them know you might need extension till the end of the week. You can state that the BHC is delaying and they ve assured you will get a response to your visa application this week.

And if the visa shows up today.you might be able to get flight on BA or KLM but na top money o.

Cheers mate

We need to start working out a replacement for lamps. Whether its the diamond midfield that has snuffed the life out of his game or not i dont care. He is a pro and needs to be able to adapt to whatever d coach throws. I dont doubt his passion anyways but i think he is kinda too rigid.
His set plays now are horrible. Free kicks, corners etc.
Gone r d days of lamps whipping em in like no mans business.
Villa played well no doubt,but i can't say we didn't play well. And it wasn't exactly a bad day @ d office,more of an off day. Well we got to pick it up. Lamps needs to be benched a few games (that will never happen shey).
But kalou will have been a better sub than j.cole.

Is the game goin to be on hitv or dstv?
I'm not really keen on early kick offs but i'm expectin a good game from both sides. Aston villa play open footie.

@debo, thats straight now. Just put GCE O/LEVELS. Which part of the form did they ask you to put your educational qualifications sef? I helped my bro in filling his application and i cant remember seeing anything as such. Just remember that whateva document or certificate u used in getting your admission, the originals must be included in your visa application.
@Iz2much,how far?

Ell, A friend of mine studied communication (Bsc) as a sandwich program in O.O.U. Ago iwoye. Funny thing is the course ran for 5 years, but thereafter the sch refused to coalate & give all of them their results nor Degrees. She doesn't have anything tangible to show for her time in OOU (No transcripts nor score sheet). They only gave them a lousy letter addressed to whom it may concern,saying "Miss O. A was a student of mass comm. and that her results her being coalated". So she has been @ home 4 about 2 years doin nothing.
She spoke to me & said she wouldn't mind doing another course in hospitality & tourism. I googled & came across the ABE Courses going from certificate level to advanced diploma level.
She doesn't really have much money for the big schools & i told her i could help her get into one of the independent schools running the program. I particularly had London Academy of Higher Education (Stratford) in mind. My tot is that whilst she is there OOU might release the results & she can now go for masters but at the same time she would have obtained some professional qualifications. On d other hand if they don't give her a degree she can as well use her ABE diploma to gain admission to a Uk uni.
So what do u think? She wants to start in jan.

Congrats Khadie. Now i'm waitin for iz2much's good news.
My bro went wit Arik and he had no complaints. Plus d fare aint bad so i reckon u give em a look. Online bookings r way cheaper too.

@ell, please what is ur take on independent colleges qualification as a cheap route to a university degree in the uk. For example taking a ABE certificate,diploma & advanced diploma course in management. I understand u can use such qualifications to gain admission in some uk university.
Many of the independent colleges are approved tier 4 sponsors too.

@ell,good job
@durac, i think you should apply wit d visa letter wit you. A transcript is a transcript IMO. You can still beat the oct 30th date I'm pretty sure if u submit today or 2moro. Guy act fast.

BinghiNya:
When last did Chelsea concedea penalty in the EPL at the bridge. 2 stone wall penalty incidents have been commited by Chelsea without a penalty being given

1. Carvalho's foul on Robbie keane, should have been a penalty and a sending off.

2. Drogba tug on Skrtel's shirt. A clean and clear penalty.

Also 3 minutes were added against liverpool but the match went up to 4.28

Balckburn were denied a stone wall penalty at the emirates on sunday ,same way pompey were denied at the emirates. How many penalties have the Arse's and the Chavs conceded at home in the last 2 seasons. We want to know who owns the FA.


How many times has Arsene Wenger been banned for ranting unlike fergie who gets banned every 2/3 years.

wetin be this?

Khadie:
[b]@ Mufasa: what a wonderful brother you are!

Now you ve got my head swollen like pawpaw,

Wishing you, iz2much and other NLanders all the best in ur reapplication .

My bro has landed, he said there were no hassles at heathrow .

Make a bookin at Arikair.com. Then go and pay at their desk at intl airport. Or at any of their shops in town. Its 101499 naira. One way.

i have had very long day , had to go drop me bro @ MMIA. We dont stay in Lag so it was a early morning dash out of our village.

my bros finally is on his way, he went with arik this morning and he still paid the exact fees we saw online 101,499 by cash @ the Arik desk in MMIA.

Following antecedents here is a list of all the ingredients in the re-application

1. Photocopy of Visa letter from school (The original was not returned wit the initial application and we explained that we ve asked fro another Original Visa letter from the school but we are using a copy cause of time constraints)

2. Original receipt of payment, Admission letter from school

3. Bank statement and letter from bank (Another original one, but this was returned this time around)

4. Rejection notice of the first attempt

5. Supportive essays from Me and My mother with copies of our payslips, letter of employment, previous visas on our own passports (My bro hasn't traveled b4)

6. A properly filled visa form and a very comprehensive statement (with extra sheet attached) identifying the errors made with the initial calculations of his maintenance fees by the ECO who handled his first application. We also made mention that we ve put in for an Admin review but because we are pressed for time we decided to reapply which we envisaged was faster.

7. Original WAEC certificate

8. The same international passport

9. And most importantly a lot of skabashing was put in the application (mostly from me Moms though).

I think thats about all.

He comes to this forum too to read up stuff but doesn't post. He told me to say a big thank you to y'all.

@khadie, i ca;lled the arik customer care to let em know this and they were like if i'm gonna pay over the counter @ the airport its gonna cost me about 160k. thats like a 50k difference.
why would they put online payment when they know interswitch wont debit anything more than 60k.

its crazy confusing,

@khadie, i wasnt tryin to withdraw. iwas tryin to use it online. online payment.

Thank God oooooooo. My bro's visa showed up today.

I'm looking for cheap one way tickets like this. I saw Arik online for 101800, problem is that when i tried to pay with my ATM card it declined saying the limit will be exceeded.

Any ideas?

I just tracked it now and it still saying your application has been forwarded to the High Commission.

I hope it wasn't a mistake submitting in VI.

Well. The Tracking site is down (Service Unavailable)
I don't think the IT problem has been resolved yet.
It gets funnier.

Will they shift the deadline for the 28day rule? I doubt sha.

I will check again after midday.

Hey all. You guys are applyin today shey? All the best. Hope the server wahala is sorted.
Well nothing yet @ my end. Online trackin - zit
Post office - nada
Today is d last workin day of d week. Schools deadline is Tuesday. Well e go be o!

BlueDiva:
@mufasa,
Bosingwa is still out.

I would have loved Hilario to start,
Don't think CA will start him though.

The only injury i'm sure of now is:
Ballack and Mikel.
Not sure Ashley is even fit enough for the bench.

I have adjusted my team, yup Jose Bosingwa is still out on his ban.

Well Hilario should start o! whats the point starting Cech when he aint gonna play the next 2 league matches (or is it 3).

I'm leaving work now. Close of work. Gonna get some cans of beer, petrol for my "i shame Nepa Gen". Say is it gonna be shown on Hitv?

@bluediva your line up is interesting but i think Cech should sit this one out and let give Hilario some match time to prep him for Sunday's game.

Is Alex now fit? tot he was out and Sturridge too?

My starting today will most likely be  this

-----------------Hilario----------------------
Ivanovic--Carvahlo--Terry----Zhikov
-----------------Essien-------------------
J.Cole---------Lampard------------Malouda
---------Borini-------Anelka--------------

And i'm not crazy, Borini upfront with Anelka. The young lad deserves to build some mileage too.

Subs
Kalou
Turnbull/Cech
Hutchinson
Belleti
Alex
Sturridge
Ashley Cole

I tot this was a CFC thread. How come lottsa a haters plenty here?

iz2much:
@ mufasa
dey mean 28 normal days,b4 den am sure it wil b ready.dey dnt return my accomadition arrangement letter also.poor them

if it is 28 regular (calender) days then, it is about overdue. August 31 till now is more than 28days. Well i'm hoping for some news from any angle this week. The schools extension expires on October 5. If nothng happens before 5th then deferment is the option till 2010.

suxes2005:
Please take things easy. God is on your side U know what? Success is urs.

SHALOM

Thanks.

@Khadie et al, They didn't return the original visa letter, statement of account and letter from sch after the first application which was refused.
@iz2much, on the admin review form they said they will attend to it within 28days and He submitted on the 31st of august.
Even the reapplication is already takin forever.Its really slowing things down for me. 2moro is another public holiday again!

there is nothing in the box as at now.
I'm sending them an email now.

I sent an email to the BHC in Abuja.
Can i mail or call the visa collection in VI to knw the real status of the application. Someone mentioned here that response for reapplications are usually faster.

Khadie:
@Buteh : congrats I am happy for you!


@ Ea$y and other forum members: I was refused! The issue of the visa letter sent that is not original nor ,



Thanks.

Well that is some serious ish o. My bro used a printed scanned copy for his reapplication due to time constraints in waiting for a new visa letter to be posted. I hope this doesn't soap him this time around o. In his first application he was awarded 30 points for Visa letter but didnt get any points for maintenance funds. So he addressed the funds issue and simply reapplied using a copy of the original visa letter.