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HealthRe: 20 Bizarre Ways To Burn Calories by mukoloAndy(m): 10:34am On Jan 24, 2013
[/quote][quote author=vanstanzy]Real nice. But u failed to mention,
1) Jumping in front of a moving train, burns so much calorie.
2) Doing muslim style prayer in the middle of a very busy express way, burns alotta calorie.
3) Strolling into a vicious lions cage, burns alotta calorie.
4) Clinging to a planes landing gear while its in flight, can help burn 150 calories.
5) Jumping into a snake infested pit, can help burn 200 calories, if not all.
6) Sha*ggi*ng a female crocodile, burns the entire calorie.
7) Spending a week in Boko Haram infested states, burns 200 calories.
cool Taking a stroll in the Sahara desert, burns 160 calories.
9) Swimming in a shark infested ocean, burns 170 calories.
10) Bathing in a leech infested pond or stream, burn 180 calories and counting.
Will be right back after this commercial break!
Mu_hehehehe grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: Churches, Mosques Or Libraries. Which Is More Beneficial To A Society? by mukoloAndy(m): 8:08pm On Jan 23, 2013
[/quote][quote author=wesley80]Proverbs 4:7-9 Wisdom is the principal thing therefor get wisdom and in all thine getting, get understanding 8 Exalt Her and She shall promote thee, she shall bring thee to honour when thou embrace her 9 She shall give to thine head an ornament of Grace; A crown of Glory shall she deliver thee.

1 Corinthians 1:25 The foolishness of God is wiser than men.
1 Corinthians 3:19 For the wisdom of the world is foolishness unto God.

If there be a house that teaches "wisdom" aside the church, show it to me and therein shall I abide for surely there lies the Spirit of God!
Well said!
Christianity EtcRe: Adeboye - Same-Sex Marriage Against God’s Will by mukoloAndy(m):
[/quote][quote author=advocate666]So what exactly would you do if your child is gay? Beat it out of him/her?
NO, not @ all
Christianity EtcRe: Adeboye - Same-Sex Marriage Against God’s Will by mukoloAndy(m): 5:41pm On Jan 23, 2013
[/quote][quote author=thehomer]The world is always nearer to her end but more excuses will always be found. You bring up Noah. I hope you realize that God failed in his attempt with Noah. He just succeeded in killing a lot of people many of who were innocent. I hope you know that gay conversion therapy doesn't really work.



It is a good thing that we don't ask you to help us decide on what is normal. If prayers are so effective, why don't you go and pray that God turns all the gay people into heterosexuals? I'm sure you have more than enough faith for them.

I suspect it won't work because as they say: nothing fails like prayer.
Smh!
Christianity EtcRe: Adeboye - Same-Sex Marriage Against God’s Will by mukoloAndy(m):
[/quote][quote author=thehomer]Why did you preface your assertion with "no disrespect"? Well I think you're not just sick, but also ignorant of your sickness.



How about partnership? I hope you know that there are couples that cannot have children.



I assure you that I've read the Bible and it doesn't really impress me. If I offend your God, what do you think will happen? I'd be more scared of Odin. Just think of what he did to the ice giants.
Noted
Christianity EtcRe: Adeboye - Same-Sex Marriage Against God’s Will by mukoloAndy(m):
[/quote][quote author=thehomer]I wonder, what changed how God saw slavery in the past and how he sees it today?
If you're advocating for a double standard in logic, then you simply have no idea what you're talking about and it is a good idea for you to leave the discussion to people who are better qualified.
#i will not be drawn in2 an unworthy arguement!
Christianity EtcRe: Adeboye - Same-Sex Marriage Against God’s Will by mukoloAndy(m):
[/quote][quote author=Symphony007]If reproduction is the only reason he is against transgenders then apparently he has heard of bareness,impotency, marraige contracts which stipulates no child bearing. Elton john and david furnish are gays but that has stopped them from using their sperm to produce two children and there are many children languishing in orphanages who are not being adopted by couples who have children of their own. Now they are being adopted and given the love they need as kids from transgender couples. Common sense is not common pastor adeboye!!
Christianity EtcRe: Adeboye - Same-Sex Marriage Against God’s Will by mukoloAndy(m):
[/quote][quote author=Mr knowitall.]You, you are a dmub assss.... if a guy can walk into a elementary school and kill 20 innocent kids.....and God didnt bother to stop him.....what makes you think God will now jump up like an attack dog and attack this guy.....for speaking against so called man of God? your God doenst care about ur negro assss....
God cares about evth' dat apuns on d earth he created..... And dats d reason he'll judge in his own time!
Christianity EtcRe: Adeboye - Same-Sex Marriage Against God’s Will by mukoloAndy(m):
[/quote][quote author=aribisala0]Yes we do not agree with same sex marriage but let us deploy the right argument to make our case.
In Africa traditionally we were not christian and not gay.Some will argue that the two arrived in Africa around the same time.I don't know as I was not here then.There are many sensible and logical arguments why we should shun the practice just as we would shun s,hitting in publlic in broad daylight and these arguments do not need to bring in god into it.It has nothing to do with gods or devils.It is good hygiene not godliness to bathe daily.


Extinction which the so called prophet talked about is natural. Many plants and animals have become extinct and man too will one day become extinct no matter how godly or devilish he is or is not.
It is in the nature of the human mind to seek permanence but Nature is always changing.Man came and man will go as will other things thereafter.
Hmmmmn
Christianity EtcRe: Adeboye - Same-Sex Marriage Against God’s Will by mukoloAndy(m): 3:40pm On Jan 23, 2013
[/quote][quote author=aribisala0]Yes we do not agree with same sex marriage but let us deploy the right argument to make our case.
In Africa traditionally we were not christian and not gay.Some will argue that the two arrived in Africa around the same time.I don't know as I was not here then.There are many sensible and logical arguments why we should shun the practice just as we would shun s,hitting in publlic in broad daylight and these arguments do not need to bring in god into it.It has nothing to do with gods or devils.It is good hygiene not godliness to bathe daily.


Extinction which the so called prophet talked about is natural. Many plants and animals have become extinct and man too will one day become extinct no matter how godly or devilish he is or is not.
It is in the nature of the human mind to seek permanence but Nature is always changing.Man came and man will go as will other things thereafter.
Man too will one day become extinct?? Wat understanding do u have about eternity?? Pls tell us grin
Christianity EtcRe: Adeboye - Same-Sex Marriage Against God’s Will by mukoloAndy(m):
[/quote][quote author=advocate666]I am now sure that he stole his maths degree. Human race extinct in 100 years? Was he using frankinsense during the service or what? He would think that human race is waiting for his advice on how to survive? Look at his village and his kinsmen survival rate first before worrying about human race. An insignificant man of whom 99% of the human race is not even aware of his existence and 99% of those that are aware of him don't even care much about him.
hmmn, ok
Christianity EtcRe: Adeboye - Same-Sex Marriage Against God’s Will by mukoloAndy(m): 2:43pm On Jan 23, 2013
[/quote][quote author=Jazzgreen]i dnt want to beliv ur a G*y cos ur post jst said somethin about u.GOD IS WATCHIN YOU
grin ti_hahahahaha!!!
Christianity EtcRe: Adeboye - Same-Sex Marriage Against God’s Will by mukoloAndy(m):
[/quote]
thehomer: Your first sentence there is false. Is there something logically contradictory in someone being both gay and Christian? Ever heard of the colour grey?
[quote]
Logically contradictory? NO. Biblically contradictory? YES.
Christianity EtcRe: Adeboye - Same-Sex Marriage Against God’s Will by mukoloAndy(m): 2:05pm On Jan 23, 2013
advocate666: And this is the man with PhD in applied mathematics? Dem dash am the degree or was it honorary?
[quote][/quote]Honorary grin
CelebritiesRe: 'desmond Eliot', Where In Nigeria Is He From? by mukoloAndy(m): 8:50am On Jan 17, 2013
nethacker: u r ryt but i strongly disagree with u, prove it grin
grin u are a toast!
CelebritiesRe: 'desmond Eliot', Where In Nigeria Is He From? by mukoloAndy(m):
[quote][/quote][quote author=invisible!]From the south eastern part of the north western part of the country![/quot
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Kihihihihi
CelebritiesRe: A Recent Photo Of Azadus by mukoloAndy(m): 8:10am On Jan 17, 2013
[/quote][quote author=emiye]What da hell do you mean by "this guy life don finish oooh" ? embarassed embarassed

What goes down can still go up . even at old age, google Fatai Rolling dollars for better understanding.
Pls remind im! #
RomanceRe: How Much Of Your Past Should Your Lover Know? by mukoloAndy(m): 6:29pm On Jan 09, 2013
[/quote][quote author=Okiki_Oluwa]I can share my past with the woman I love.
Simple! Well said jare!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Lionel Messi Wins Ballon D'or Award by mukoloAndy(m): 12:40pm On Jan 08, 2013
[/quote][quote author=Oahray]Maniculate. Rotflmao
guy your english no be here o grin
Dude studied Nuclear english i guess grin

Nuclear english; d act of hitting ppl off balance wit words from ur mouth. grin #no offence
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Lionel Messi Wins Ballon D'or Award by mukoloAndy(m): 12:36pm On Jan 08, 2013
[/quote][quote author=Oahray]three things:

(1) You are not a Barca fan, stop lying.

(2) Messi was better than Ronaldo in everything, from goals to assists to completed passes.

(3) Ronaldo won the league cos Madrid was better than Barca last season, not because Ronaldo played better or was even as good as Messi.
Madrid had Benzema and Higuain who scored more than 20 goals each, and Ozil whohad the highest assist in Laliga. The league was team success.

Individually, Messi had the better season. The stats confirm this, and the football experts who voted endorsed it.
U have spoken well (unbiased); #words of 1 dat watches n understands how football honours are given. #respect.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Lionel Messi Wins Ballon D'or Award by mukoloAndy(m): 8:35am On Jan 08, 2013
[/quote][quote author=seankay]CR7 is just unlucky to play at the same time with this...(Dunno what to call him) the lyks of zidane,figo,ronaldo must be thanking der stars by now because they wouldn't have won anything had they played together.the guy is just unbelievable as if they installed football software in his brain cos as a normal footballer,u can't av all his attributes at the same time(dribbling,scoring,passing,freekicks,teamwork,assists...)And he keeps getting better.Messi d best footballer ever to grace the pitch.but I dey fear d day he go catch my dear team,chelsea
In my opinion, Chelsea work very hard each tym dey face him.. #truth, buh dey jus have dis "luck" dat helps dem escape his wrath #bigger truth!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Lionel Messi Wins Ballon D'or Award by mukoloAndy(m):
[/quote][quote author=ddippset]he won the pichichi, ehen? who won the champions league golden ball? who was copa del rey top scorer? who had 53 goals and more assists? pls dont twist facts here just to suit yourself.
#am glad u admit tu d fact dat d event "ronaldo scorin more goals dan d GENIUS in a competitive la liga season" happened.. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Lionel Messi Wins Ballon D'or Award by mukoloAndy(m):
[/quote][quote author=tallfish145]He may b fifa's champion but cr7 is the people's champion. Did u guys observed that 4 d 1st time in d history of d award presentation, Sepp blatter has to force participants to get up and clap 4 d winner,this is becos they ar not hapi. Iniest nearly cried. Watchout what wil b hapenin in d barca's squard!
Did u say ppls champion?, d final verdict was as a result of d ppls (managers,captains,football experts) votes.. So who's d pppl's man now grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Lionel Messi Wins Ballon D'or Award by mukoloAndy(m):
[/quote][quote author=ddippset]sorry to burst your bubble son, if messi wasnt injured close to 6 months that season ronaldo could never win that award. go check your records for messi's long injury that year. sorry but ronaldo has proved beyond any reasonable doubt that he loves being second to messi.
No arguments. Ronaldo is jus unfortunate to have a GENIUS of a player(messi) in his era, no doubt messi was injured dat season, was only tryin to correct d gai that claims ronaldo has neva scored more goals dan messi, even in d event of ronaldo winning d pichichi 2010/2011; was messi injured too?

My point is der whr seasons dat ronaldo scored more goals dan messi. #IMO, messi 's also a better player.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Lionel Messi Wins Ballon D'or Award by mukoloAndy(m): 6:21am On Jan 08, 2013
ddippset: how was your nightmare? iam sure that you dreamt of messi lifting his trophy. keep lying to yourself, ronaldo has never scored more goals than messi.
[quote][/quote]#messi deserves it, no doubt.. Buh u Sure u watched 07/08 season...... D one "d boy from madeira" scored 42 in a season against messi's 30_sth... #check d records....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Lionel Messi Wins Ballon D'or Award by mukoloAndy(m):
Donalð Genes: God punish fifa
[quote][/quote],


FIFA has no hand in dis,...... U can't kip a GENIUS down! grin
TravelRe: Pictures From Dana Air Inaugural Flight by mukoloAndy(m):
bisi16: From 2day, I seize to be a fan of basketmouth...
[quote][/quote]Noted!
TravelRe: Pictures From Dana Air Inaugural Flight by mukoloAndy(m):
[quote][/quote]However, I think that the government has not handled this issue well. The investigation should have been more transparent. We need to know what caused the crash and what measures are being taken to prevent another one.

Dats y sum part of d investigation is still pending.[b][/b]
CelebritiesRe: Pictures Of Okorocha’s Daughter's Traditional Wedding by mukoloAndy(m): 6:24pm On Jan 06, 2013
[/quote][quote author=chiover]Rooney is a world figure but u can't compare him to P.W interms of popularity, if u go to united state and canada u will be shocked to observe that 19 out of every 20 high school dudes never heard abt Wazaa (rooney) bfor
In my opinion,
Rooney remains a more popular n famous figure! #he's watched week in week out by millions of not jus man utd fans, but football fans aswell..... #prince william was watched by millions just once. :his wedding I guess..
CelebritiesRe: Pictures Of Okorocha’s Daughter's Traditional Wedding by mukoloAndy(m):
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nkenu: Na now all of them d use state money d buy husbands for their ill mannered abandoned daughters. Very oldddddddd thing. huh
is her husband complaining?
CelebritiesRe: Pictures Of Okorocha’s Daughter's Traditional Wedding by mukoloAndy(m):
They hav don u no wrong, let dem be!
CelebritiesRe: Robert Deniro Goes Off On Jay Z At Hollywood Party by mukoloAndy(m): 5:47pm On Dec 15, 2012
Re: Robert Deniro Goes Off On Jay Z At Hollywood
Party by shymexx(m): 8:15pm On Nov 16
Robert DeNiro is a triple OG and whatever he says is
the truth and nothing but the truth...

*Ur opinion

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