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Romance / Re: Why Are Girls Not Logical? by mumbasa: 12:12pm On Jun 05, 2015
irishCream:
Including all your female relatives!!!

No need to attack the guy, many girls are shallow minded and unrealistic when it comes to dealing with certain issues. thats why some neearly commit suicide when they come to know that they b/f or HusB is cheating. They always want to live in a world of Fantasy , ice-cream , flowers hairs shoes and bags. I am special , dere is no one like me.

They have no ambition in life they think as if their ULTIMATE purpose in life is to find the perfect man who will provide all their needs, take them shopping, etc


I said many i didn't say all

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Ten Tough Interview Questions And Ten Great Answers by mumbasa: 11:41am On Jun 05, 2015
If you don't have a job and you cannot read this write up entirely, you will never get a job

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Politics / Re: Shekau Missing As Boko Haram Releases New Video by mumbasa: 11:05pm On Jun 03, 2015
Shekau has been killed because he told his boys to stop the bombings as buhari is now in power. Dem vex con kill am! wink
Politics / Re: Children Welcome President Buhari To Niger Republic In Style (photo) by mumbasa: 11:00pm On Jun 03, 2015
Mogidi:
The kids look like Hausas, abi they have Hausas in Niger?


so you don't know. Niger and Chad have Hausa , Fulani and Kanuri People that's why in the past buhari ignored his country man(igbo) to vote for a Chadian(Fulani)
Politics / Re: Wike Shows Rivers Leaders The ''looted'' Government House Facilities (photos) by mumbasa: 11:17pm On Jun 01, 2015
Nig4Greatness:
This is just petty hypocrisy.why didn't he take media houses and photo journalists to those places.?.No be all Nigerians are fools nah Wike.

If he didn't take photos journalists id1ots like you will say (Show Us Picture!!!). Even cars went missing if you don't know. Nobody said Amaechi took those things but specifically instructed his govt house staffs to do so. The statement AMAECHI left for rivers people is " WIKE WILL SUFFER."

Yet idiots support him, call wike thug don't see DOG Amaechi the former governor who supervised the beating of State house members as a thug abi!! A man who was expelled from the university not a thug.If you know that Wike was a cultist you will also know that Amaechi was a fellow gang member but .

Sorry,I forgot that you support APC where 1+1 becomes 3 and simple logic is thrown out of the window.

When you see Thief Tinubu property, you call him a hero and a product of hardwork but when you see a hotel owned by (GEJ) the Former president of Nigeria he is a thief.. ALOT OF F00LS POSE AS APC SUPPORTERS !!!

And yes the hotel in Bayelsa is his own not his WIFE!!
Politics / Re: Wike Shows Rivers Leaders The ''looted'' Government House Facilities (photos) by mumbasa: 10:59pm On Jun 01, 2015
Demdem:
Wike is just being silly. He is currently the governor. If he is so sure of his allegations, let him petition his security agents and ask the state lawyers to get to work in prosecuting Amaechi for theft.
It's also possible that wikes thug probably did the looting as soon as Amaechi left knowing fully well that wike will replace them and pin it down on amaechi.

Wike is just being mischievous. This is the only way the PDP roll. they prefer to go to AIT to tell the whole world that Tinubu is a thief when all they could have done was to prosecute him. Wike is threading the same path. A very foolish path. Only fools will fall for such.

Na craze dey worry you and every other Id1ot supporting AMAECHI. Its not about PDP or APC here, If you see black, refer to it as black.

Ba5tards !!! Who have never been to rivers state , know nothing about AMAECHI living somewhere in the WEST or North come to Nairaland to talk rubbish. DOGS!!

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Politics / Re: Patience Jonathan's Real Estate In Abuja? by mumbasa: 7:37am On Jun 01, 2015
I know that the Estate doesn't belong to FAKA PATIENCE JONATHAN and this makes me sad.

After all its her Geographical REGION that feeds the nation and put foods in the plate of big thieves like El Rufai, Oil Tycoon TY Danjuma, IBB , Kwankwaso , Tinubu , Otedola e.t.c

I think of the vast wealth of Governors of many other Northern who will not survive for one month without Federal Allocation(ND oil money) yey nobody talks about their properties. I think of the wealth Tinubu acquired in comparison to what he had before he became a Senator and Governor and what he had after he left governance yet Yoruba's say its a product of hard work.

Like i always say, NIGERIA is RICH because of the NIGER DELTA, There is a lot of corruption in the system and every politician is TAPPING into its vast wealth. Over time he Yoruba and Hausa ethnic groups have gained immensely from this but their people never agitated. SO if we have more politicians from the ND region stealing the Nigerian money , they will have no other option than to invest in the ND and spend in and around the ND so somehow money will change hands and make lives of the people better.

Patience and her husband is rich, If you want to die then die
Politics / Re: Patience Jonathan's Real Estate In Abuja? by mumbasa: 7:09am On Jun 01, 2015
anulaxad:


Are you mentally incapable of understanding what I was trying to express, have they taught you an english technique called hyperbole , alright you may not understand what hyperbole is; a simpler version of this technique is called a methaphor.

Let me explain in simpler terms for you to comprehend,
It brought out an element of surprise and deepened furiosity something I didn't realise I could feel hence the reference to something being dug up from the dead, a feeling that I thought didn't exist in me, I mean looking at that hotel strangely enough brought out this rage and furiosity that I didn't know I had or was capable of.

Jealousy wan kill you
Politics / Re: Borno Governor Attacks Jonathan, Seeks Amnesty For Boko Haram by mumbasa: 2:40am On May 31, 2015
Babaji111:
Are you from Mars? What a vague statement? Can you just go back to school or just come out from your village to know what is happening in the world? ISLAM means PEACE, and to those who think Islam is killings, rape and kidnapping, Satan is surely leading him/her to hell.

I would have loved to belive you when you say Islam means peace out when i tune into Aljazeera all i see is

1) Boko Haram of Nigeria

2)Muslim brotherhood of Egypt

3)Al-Qaeda of Yemen, Syria they also form the Libyan Islamic Fighting Group

4)Taliban Militants of Afghanistan

5)AQIM ( Islamist militant organization which aims to overthrow the Algerian government and institute an Islamic state.)

6)ISIS and ISIL

What about Muslim violence in France or the young man called Dzhokar who was the MUSLIM behind boston marathon bombings.

Have you heard of the 2008 MUMBAI ATTACKS. Where some Muslims slaughtered every Christian and Hindu in sight? Reports has it that 172 people died but eye witness counted close to 800 people.

Now before you think of sounding stupid in the named of defending your religion. Ask your self this question

If ISLAM is really peaceful why don't we see Christians or Hindus, or Jews or Buddhist form a group and slaughter people in the name of religion. Why does Islam have so many blood in its hands.

ISLAM IS A CURSE TO THE GOOD PEOPLE OF THIS WORLD
Politics / Re: Borno Governor Attacks Jonathan, Seeks Amnesty For Boko Haram by mumbasa: 2:15am On May 31, 2015
voltron:
When a PRESIDENT appoints incompetent and corrupt individuals into office.... Scream CHANGE!!!! with hate and burning vengeance in your eyes.. Over 40,000 Nigerians lost their lives and over 100 thousand are internally displaced because we stood by and let it happen. This is the last destiny train at the last bustop and in our hands we hold our last train tickets.. 50 years after and we have not started our journey. If we fail due to our deafening blissful ignorance or docility, 2015 leads into an era of irreversible chaos. We shall become the largest poorest human jungle on the continent. Remembered for being a fool at 50 in spite of the enormous potential and opportunities.


All the potential Nigeria speaks about lies in the vast wealth of the Niger Delta Region
Politics / Re: GMB As Head Of State In 1983 Vs Buhari As President In 2015 (photos) by mumbasa: 8:11pm On May 29, 2015
Abeg ooh, God abeg make nothing happen to this man, otherwise Tinubu and Amaechi don finish Nigeria. #Me #StrongGEJsupporter Yet i wish you success because if Nigeria gets better under your administration we will all benefit from it weather you be PDP, APC, Buhari supporter, Jonathan supporter, Tinubu worshipper, Amaechi supporter or Osibanjo church memebr
Politics / Re: Ex-governor Aliyu Booed And Stoned By Angry Crowd At Inauguration by mumbasa: 8:01pm On May 29, 2015
firstEVA:
Amaechi did very well, they would have hailed him like we are hailing fashola.

Are you in the state? NO YOU ARE NOT. Amaechi worked well in the first tenure soo!! > The next thing was to begin to sponsor violence around the state so he can call WIKE names and sell false stories to the entire world. Bent the state house to his will and stopped all state allowances of legislators who refuse to follow.. Locked the courts because they refused to bow. Sacked all LG chairmen and Councillors only to appoint care taker committee. Fight communities and their chiefs for refusing to join APC.

LATEST :The state had to hire vehicles used for inauguration because they don't know where the present governor(Amaechi) kept all state official cars.

Desperate to inflict pain on Rivers people so he conducted an illegal election that only APC contested. Now we he has appointed LG chairmen and Councillors so an to ensure that rivers state remains in crisis even when he leaves. The problem is that most ofthis newly Appointed politicians are strong thugs.

I used the word appointed because only one political party cannot contest an election after boycotting all procedures in place.
Politics / Re: Former President Jonathan Arrives To A Hero's Welcome by mumbasa: 7:46pm On May 29, 2015
Ymodulus:
Bayelsans.

Nigeria - (North) - (SouthWest) = Region XB. [Where B = defunct Biafra ]


Region B is always know for celebrating Mediocrity. This is the problem i have with that region. Some pertinent questions comes to mind when viewing this picture, they are:

1. Why is he been celebrated now?
2. What did he achieve during his 7years of rule?

Its so sad to note that these people will never learn.
If anything made my day today. Its Buhari's move to end Region B Amnesty Program.



-Ymodulus
"I am for everybody; And I am for nobody. - @MBuhari. #EagleSquare #DemocracyDay #NewNigeria"

A few gas plants were shut down in the Niger Delta region and the whole Nigeria plunged into power crisis. Region B has been feeding your generation for over 50 years

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Airtel Graduate Trainee Program (2015/16) by mumbasa: 9:56am On May 29, 2015
jamanuka:

Imagine after over 10 attempts of returning me to the blank homepage its telling me user not authorized...What sort of lunatic planning did airtel make here


You are using the MTN BIS cheat run as fast as you can to a cyber or subscribe. i used my Airtel Subscription
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Airtel Graduate Trainee Program (2015/16) by mumbasa: 9:25am On May 29, 2015
I am sending the customer care a strongly worded mail.!!! what is the meaning on this nonsense, 9:22 AM here still no mail. do they expect me to start now even if they send it now?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Airtel Graduate Trainee Program (2015/16) by mumbasa: 9:15am On May 29, 2015
I haven't still seen anything ooh!!! I don refresh tire.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Airtel Graduate Trainee Program (2015/16) by mumbasa: 9:11am On May 29, 2015
Should i send them a mail to send me my link as soon as possible? I don't want to see a link on 9:25AM with the portal closing 9:30AM then they say you have 12 minutes. it now becomes 5 minutes ooh!!!!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Finally !! by mumbasa: 8:18pm On May 28, 2015
Do you have a job?
becos i think it is useless to have a CCNA, CCNP , and CCIE without having a job.

Remember it is normally 5 years experience working with Cisco, Firewalls Router and switches then CCNA,CCNP, CCIE is an added advantage.

If you have no job experience you will be interviewed for entry level IT positions with CCNA holders

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Phones / Re: Airtel Reintoduces Airtel Android 1+1 Offer At 2k For 4GB & 3.5k For 9GB by mumbasa: 1:33am On Apr 28, 2015
on a bastardly slow network abi?
Phones / Re: Please Help I Destroyed My Infinix Hot by mumbasa: 1:30am On Apr 28, 2015
On no be software problem self, It fell into water. GSM repairer no dey una area abi?

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Phones / Re: Infinix hot discussion and review thread! by mumbasa: 10:41am On Apr 26, 2015
You bricked your phone and you dont have a backup of the StockROM(firmware that came with the phone) you can try my Xperia Rom for Infinix Hot. Please use on INFINX HOT ONLY!!!

https://mega.co.nz/#!4JBE3TrA!2Svt3ZmQtDbMGV9TwMep_N71offJKtKZGKmZTOjMOnA (Almost 1GB sha) Screenshots below

Although i compiled the ROM wit google play services inclusive yo might need to download and install GooglePlayServices after installing the ROM.

Install it from SD Card with CWM recovery

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Culture / Re: Ukwuani People Are Not Igbos. by mumbasa: 10:08am On Apr 26, 2015
Radoillo:
*smh*

Who are the Igbo? What is the Igbo language?

Note: Your answers cannot be: "People from the Southeastern geopolitical zone." "Dialects spoken by the peoples of the Southeastern geopolitical zone."

The Southeastern geopolitical zone is just that - a geopolitical arrangement. I'm looking for ethnocultural, ethnolinguistic answers.

I refused to answer for obvious reasons. I clearly stated that i am not Igbo and you ask me who are the igbo people . If you dont know who you are ask your grand-parents. I believe your question should have been who are the Ukwuanis then i will elaborate on who we are .

Yes, Igbo and Ukwuani may have many basic elements in common – phonological, grammatical and lexical – BUT THEY ARE CERTAINLY NOT THE SAME LANGUAGE, and Ukwuani cannot be said to be a dialect of Igbo- Like i stated in my post there are many languages in the world and here in nigeria with such similarities - Efik,Anang,Ibibio -- Languages of Coratia , Bosnia and Serbia

I don't understand how and why you get so bitter when someone tells you that he is not IGBO. Even if you hit yourhead on the wall it will not change.

If we were Igbos we would have felt pity during the Biafran war and actively engage in the movement. No human will ignore it when his own is been massacred - The truth remains that we saw them just as the Benin, Uhrobo and Yoruba man saw them no feeling of attachment.

When you meet a child who knows nothing about the Ukwuani people any you say "my frnd says she is igbo and she iz from delta state" den you carry dat ideology around and argue like a mad person. Even igbos who live in Kwale immediately realize that they are not in IGBOLAND and they have ASSOCIATION OF IGBO WOMEN here kwale.

Just travel more eeh it will help your ignorance

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Culture / Re: Ukwuani People Are Not Igbos. by mumbasa: 9:52am On Apr 26, 2015
tonychristopher:
UNA NO DEY TIRE, THE ONLY TIME PEOPLE WILL TAKE U SERIOUS IS WHEN THE EZE OF UKWUANI SAYS THEY ARE NOT IGBO, AND EZE ARE CUSTODIAN OF CULTURE AND TRADITION. FOR NOW NON OF THE EZE IN IKWERRE OR UKWUANI HAS SAID THEY ARE NOT IGBO EVEN IKA NOW CAN YOU GO AND SMOKE SOME UKWUANI WEED FOR RECREATION


IT WILL DO U A LOT OF GOOD COS YOUR BRAIN NEEDS CALLIBERATION


Simple English you no fit speak. The native Ukwuani villages don't have Kings, Eze or Igwe. Its just of recent that they are trying to integrate it and put up someone so they can receive money from the Government like traditional rulers do in other parts of Nigeria. Its just another Proof that the Ukwuanis are not Igbos we have no Kings. Only in UtaGbaOgbe were Ukwuani people worldwide began to spread from do we have a historical ruler who is usually coronated by the OBA of Benin

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Politics / Re: 'People Have Deserted Aso Rock Because I'm Going' - Jonathan Speaks Emotionally by mumbasa: 2:24am On Apr 26, 2015
kastonkastrol:
mr man you should stop bothering yourself about people deserting aso rock, but you should start thinking about the years you will spend in prison. if i dont see jonathan, diezani, abba moro, ffk in jail by september this year, then buhari will no longer earn my respect.

#gejmustgotojail

Look at this Fool!!!

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Family / Re: Who Is To Blame? by mumbasa: 2:22am On Apr 26, 2015
there should be Esmiley All of the Above
Politics / Re: Fresh Crisis Looms In Rivers Amaechi Hold LG Polls On May 23, PDP Against Move by mumbasa: 2:40pm On Apr 23, 2015
If na so dis man like trouble reach, APC should watch out because he will soon start fighting with maybe TINUBU
Romance / Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by mumbasa: 3:54am On Apr 21, 2015
I don't ask questions like are you a virgin because i dont expect a girl over 16 to be. When i talk sexual and you say you are a virgin i don't comment on the subject response i just keep talking. As long as they keep coming around me i play snd flirt sexual but i still act like i didnt hear that you say you have never had sex. and when i finally get to drill the oil-well most of dem are not virgins. It never becomes an issue because i never paid attention or responded when they talked about their virginity.
Culture / Ukwuani People Are Not Igbos. by mumbasa: 2:44am On Apr 21, 2015
Ukwuani is not a dialect and it is not Igbo. It’s an ethnic group it’s a language that is linguistically similar to Igbo language.

Something makes Umu- igbo sees themselves as always superior. Igbo, Ukwuani, Ekpeye, Ogba & Ikwerre are familiar tribes. Let everyone respect each other instead of claiming the territories of one another. The greediest among these tribes is Igbo.

All over the world we have distinct tribes with similar language and no one claims that the other person is answering his name so he must be Igbo.

Spanish and Portuguese – they both answer names like Diego, Jose, Fernando but the Portuguese man doesn’t wake up to tell the Spanish man that you are answering my name and you are Portuguese.

When a Portuguese man answers Rodriguez it’s a portugese name similarly when a Spanish man answers Rodriguez it becomes a Spanish name.

NO ONE OWNS THE NAME.

Uhrobo and Isoko – They both answer names like Afoke, Oghene.

Bini, Esan, Etsako – They are also different languages. I don’t mean dialects

Eleme and Ogoni – Some similar names but again different language and no one claims the other.

Ukwuani ,Ikwerre, Ekpeye, Ogba, and Igbo language – Big problem because the Igbo’s say we are answering their names but let me point out that if an Igbo man answers Chukwu it’s an Igbo name, If an Ukwuani man answers Chukwu it becomes an Ukwuani name similarly when an ikwerre man answers Chukwu its now an Ikwerre name.

Itsekiri and Yoruba language – they also have same problems with Yoruba’s but let them speak for themselves.

Ụkwụànì (sometimes spelled Ụkwànì) are a distinct ethnic group of people located in the heart of Delta State in the Delta North Senatorial District they occupy three local governments in Delta state and some of them bleed into Rivers state. They are closely related to the Ndoni people found in Rivers states in Nigeria.

They didn’t say they are not Igbo’s because someone drew a map and that placed them in Delta State. Remember that before the war they were all in one state with; Igbo’s , Ikwerres , Ijaw’s and Itshekiri’s called eastern region but they supported the Nigerian cause during the civil war and do not in any way consider themselves to be of the Igbo stock. Ụkwụànì language has 88% resemblance with dialects of Aboh and Ndoni.

When an Ikwerre, Ekpeye or Ukwuani man tells you that he is not Igbo it doesn’t mean that there is anything wrong with the Igbo’s or it’s a bad thing to be Igbo but don’t just use your ignorance to discard my identity and give me yours. There are many very intelligent, successful, rich talented Igbo’s spread all over the world so you can see that there is nothing wrong with the Igbo’s.

JUST DON’T DISCARD MY IDENTITY

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: When You Lie On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel by mumbasa: 12:59am On Apr 21, 2015
yuzjet:


Look at u ooo! See, if u see anybody that's a pro in any level of cisco. He/she has the basics knowledge of these application softwares. Cisco isn't all about networking.

So they teach Excel in Cisco bootcamp classes? Just Bleep up answer wrongly now
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Pushcv Stage 3: Who Passed & Who Got Disqualified? by mumbasa: 12:57am On Apr 21, 2015
jobyyjob:
I just got this mail now:

Hello,

Stage 4 has begun officially!

Apparently, only 4% of people who applied for this program have made it this far, congratulations!!!

We have had several complaints concerning Stage 4 (mostly about technical difficulties experienced).

Therefore we have CANCELLED/DELETED all current stage 4 test and have given everyone a fresh start to re-take Stage 4.

We are deeply sorry for every inconvenience this might cause you.

Please RE-TAKE YOUR STAGE 4 TEST NOW if you have done yours already or not.

Your Stage 3 result and your certificate of completion is now also available.

Stage 4 will close on Friday, 24th April, 2015.

NB: Please ensure you LOG OUT first and then LOG IN again before you re-take or start your test.

Click HERE to Begin

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Click HERE to TAKE/RE-TAKE your Test NOW!!

Thank you for your patience and participation.

Great Job so far,

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With the way job hard nowadays that 4% fit still reach 4000 people ooh
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Pushcv Stage 3: Who Passed & Who Got Disqualified? by mumbasa: 12:55am On Apr 21, 2015
David0:


O I didn't know o.

Ur just telling me now.

Anyway, my work no dey give me time to read.

U must be really smart, to have passed PushCV stage 3.

Oya clap for ursef.

No vex naa. No be play we dey?

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