DanielsParker:
still prefer the 2007 model anytime, any day

Chai!!! Eyaa poverty

Okay, finally a job. Who is coming tomorrow to collect his/her offer letter

Welcome

Kaduna , Kastina , Zamfara state, Kebbi state has two lists , one is called Addendum.

Why is that?

What is Addendum is it a ploy to play small wayo and boycott the federal character principle that supports equal slots to every state regardless of population

Abeg people wey get invite na OND, H.Nd or Bsc

Lemme know if i didn't receive cos the test is in batches

Join the force and take BRIBE, Go to NOUN and do part-time study any course then present your credential UPGRADE to the police and you will not take 17 years to rise to your desired rank.

You want to do business , you don't have capital you don't have an established business in mind you are waiting for your uncle, you could be disappointed and frustrated for life.

A bird at hand is worth more than four in the bush

I feel you bruh.

Same story here , In 7th of July i was stabbed by Phone thieves, rejected by 4 hospitals. Accepted by Uniport Teaching Hospital.

Resurrected after immediate blood transfusion and insertion of chest tube as my both lungs were filled with my own blood and i was drowning inside and dying slowly. I SURVIVED.

I will burn any thief any day ,any time. even if na 1year old because they eventually graduate into the type that stabbed me without sayin give me your phone.

Just STAB, SNATCH ,RUN

To do NYSC here you have to provide a letter of recommendation from a Senator, Minister or a member of house, federal or state.

And they mean it.

Now tell me , How dem wan take do open recruitment. I don't believe you.

Nna , I uploaded my passport and on the next page I saw the face of a strange man beside the page.

Advanced GLND

They are like MedPro global resources that have been terrorizing lagos state for years now.

Gradually entering PH with different names. You will buy drugs to grow

In Defense Of President Goodluck Jonathan:

First, let me make one thing very clear here.

I did not support GEJ during the last election, not because he was not better than the other bad news from daura but because despite his very good record as a democrat and a gentleman president plus his excellent economic achievements, I still considered him too weak and not competent enough to deserve my vote especially after the insensitive manner he treated the immigration job tragedy.

I was at the national stadium.

I saw my friend die in the stampede.

When Jonathan refused to sack anybody for the job scam and the avoidable deaths that followed, I immediately knew the gods and the spirit of my dead friend would not forgive me if I gave this man my vote as insignificant as it was.

I never made any post nor comment in support of GEJ during the electioneering campaign.

But in all these, I never lost sight of the fact that mentioning the name GEJ and Buhari in the same sentence with a view to comparing them remained a moral tragedy.

This article is borne out of a sincere desire not to sit back and watch morally bankrupt men twist history and destroy an innocent man with:devilish lies.

Having said these, let me come to the reason why I'm here.

Undiluted, unadulterated, crude hate for Jonathan as a person and the desire to ensure his name is never associated with anything good is one thing every APC member and Buhari supporter have in common.

This common characteristic is so strong...

too strong, even!

Matter of fact, it is stronger than the feeling of kinship that bind marijuana smokers together.

If you are 'a ganja man', you will understand my drift here.

Whether they belong to the Saraki faction, Tinubu faction, Buhari faction or even the latter day wailer-wanna-be faction, this common trait is the power house of all their activities the exact way the mitochondrion is the powerhouse of the cell.

When you hear the APC tell you that the 16 years of PDP government is the cause of all our woes today, it is not the PDP they want you to blame, it is not even Obasanjo who ruled for 8 solid years and is now the APC navigator-in-chief, it is Jonathan who was in power just for 5 years they want to incite you against.

If you don't believe me, ask yourself how come
over 70% of all those holding public offices under APC today are ex-members of the PDP?

Check all the ministers, governors, NASS members etc, over 70% of them left the PDP and were welcomed into the APC with an open arm and a baptism which washed away their sins and turned them to saints.

If the APC strongly believe the PDP destroyed Nigeria, why welcome the same people into their party?

Does this make any sense[b][/b]?

Or is it just the acronym "PDP" that is the problem?

Their target is GEJ.

If not hate, why would anyone claim that Jonathan ran the most corrupt government in Nigeria history??

Do these guys think we all have amnesia??

So if we keep quiet so as not to be accused of being paid by Jonathan or the PDP, these children of 'Liar Muhammed' will just alter
history before our very eyes?

So we have suddenly forgotten Abacha so soon??

Have we forgotten that all the monies Dasuki is accused of sharing is not up to half of the very first set of stolen money recovered as Abacha loot, the same Abacha-thieving-government their mini god;
Buhari not only served under but vehemently defended and even swore by the seven gods that he didn't steal a dime.

This is even as billions of dollars (not naira) of the loot has continued to be returned to Nigeria.

Have we suddenly forgotten the OBJs, the IBBs, the Abdulsalamis, the Buharis, the Gowons etc who ran under the military system of govt where there is no form of transparency?

Or, they just selected only Jonathan's government for probe and concluded it was the most corrupt?

Which one did they compare it with or has it not occurred to them that for a thing to be adjudged the worst, it must have been compared with other things??

These other men including the late Sani Abacha ruled the country with decree and looted as they wanted but it is Jonathan who was in power for just 5 years that is the biggest thief in Nigeria history

Chai!

Little wonder, these lying liars were able to twist history and sell the calamity called Buhari to Nigerians.

First, they lied that Jonathan bought no single weapon for the military to prosecute the war on terror.

When this lie could no longer stick, they amended it and claimed he actually bought some weapon but that they were substandard and were all backfiring and killing soldiers who were supposed to use them to fight boko haram.

When Nigerians queried which weapon the APC government used to achieve 'technical victory' over boko haram since the ones acquired by Jonathan were all fake, the lying minister of information; Lai Muhammed contradicted himself again by admitting the Jonathan govt bought some good military hardware but that the prices were hugely exaggerated.

Na one government dey churn out all those wicked puerile lies ooo.

Meanwhile, we all saw the newly acquired military hardwares the GEJ administration secured from Russian after the U.S and her allies refused selling us weapon as a result of petition written to them in which El-rufai, Murtala Nyako (ex-Adamawa state governor) and some Northern/APC leaders accused GEJ of using the military to reduce the population of the North under the guise of fighting Boko haram.

And we all witnessed as our soldiers used those weapons to liberate all our territories held by boko haram and sent the terrorists disguising as females to escape their superior firepower.

Nigerians were all hash-tagging #NeverAgain as the military were combing the Sambisa forest in search of the boko haram boys.

All these happened a little over a year ago.

We could't have forgotten, could we?

We have also not forgotten that the boko boys were able to regroup immediately Buhari came to power because he (Buhari) dismantled all military roadblocks set up purposely to checkmate their activities.

We are not unaware of the fact that the same people hellbent on blaming Jonathan even for the 1914 almagamation hailed that ill-adviced move.

Another lie they've come up with is that GEJ caused our current economic woes by allowing;those who served under him loot the treasury.

This is a very big lie and here is why: Corruption alone don't kill an economy.

Else, our economy would have died a long time ago because they've always been corruption in the system right from the very first post-independence govt of Nnamdi Azikiwe and Tafawa Balewa.

Leaders of every military coup have always cited corruption as the reason for their intervention.

There was systemic corruption during GEJ's era just as there has always been systemic corruption but the big question is:

How come the only two times Nigeria has gone into recession was in1984 when Muhammadu Buhari was in power and 2016 when the same Muhammadu Buhari is in power again??

Despite all the looting in Abacha govt, Nigeria didn't go into recession.

Despite all the looting by all the other military rulers, we didn't go into recession.

The only two times was 3 decades ago and now.....

all under the same Buhari.

Haba!

Even if you are incapable of any sort of intelligent reasoning, you should be able to figure this one out at least

Let's even look at the two reasons advanced by
IMF as the reasons for the recession:

1) Plunging oil revenue as a result of the crises in the Niger Delta which is the location of the oil the economy is heavily depended on

2) Weakened investors confidence in the country/economy.

It is on record that barely two weeks after being sworn in as president, Buhari resurrected the Niger Delta crises by bombing the region, cutting the amnesty budget drastically and terminating the oil pipeline given to the ex-militants.

The rush with which those actions were taken tend to suggest that public interest was the last thing on the president's mind.

In addition, Buhari went to America and made it clear he would discriminate against those who didn't give him 97% of their vote.

Whatever lies we chose to believe, we must not forget that these reckless ill-conceived actions of president Buhari were hugely responsible for the current crises in the Niger Delta which has led to plunging oil revenue blamed as one of the reasons for the recession.

Weakened investors confidence: When Buhari
took over from GEJ, rather than hit the ground running, he abandoned not just the economy but the entire country.

He left the whole country on
autopilot.

No government in place, no minister, no economic direction.

No nothing!

For over 6 months.

Six whole months!

Now tell me, if you were an investor looking for where to invest your money, would you invest in such an economy??

Would you??

After every election, investors always wait for the new government to reel out her economic policy to enable them consider their chances of getting favourable return should they invest in such an economy.

These guys are businessmen, not some bunch of "money miss road".

Buhari single handedly weakened their confidence by leaving the entire country and the economy on autopilot for over six months.

Is this even debatable??

How exactly did Jonathan cause our current economic woes??

Even if we must lie to ourselves, how can we
believe our own lies??

He (Buhari) complained he met a treasury that was almost empty which is a lie because a man who met a virtually empty treasury would not start building a helipad in his hometown in Daura.

Such a man would not start traveling all over the world in company of governors from his APC party.

Jonathan had one of the best economic team.

What Buhari have in place of economic team is a bunch of sycophants who are mostly lawyers like the V.P, the national planning minister, the president's chief of staff who are all lawyers by profession and the trade and investment minister who is a medical doctor.

The economists in the
so called economic advisory team are not up to 4.

Please don't take my word for it.

Do your own research.

The over six months Buhari wasted before forming his govt, the fact that he doesn't have a competent economic team and his reckless action in bombing the Niger Delta, the reckless manner he terminated the oil pipeline contract which was part of the amnesty deal with the militants and slashing the amnesty budget were the main reasons why our economy went south.

Jonathan didn't cause all these, did he?

Now, let us even assume that Jonathan looted everything, did he loot Buhari's brain and his economic management abilities??

Did he??

Isn't it 15 months already?

Is 15 months not long enough for citizens to start feeling the impact of a government headed by a man who spent 12 solid years begging for the job and promising that he had studied all our problems and was ready to solve them all if only we would elect him president

Jonathan is human.

He is no saint.

He has his faults but he was a democrat.

As president, he was a perfect gentleman.

When he was stoned in Bauchi, he ran and was whisked away by his security details.

None of those Bauchi-stone throwing boys were even arrested but under:Buhari, an ordinary army chief killed hundreds of people for blocking his convoy.

Jonathan conceded defeat to Buhari in the 2015 election but in 2011 when he ran under a little known newly formed CPC, Buhari rejected the election result and incited his followers into killing hundreds of innocent Nigeria including youth corpers.

Jonathan had plans.

He was slow but he did had plans, some of which we are already seeing.

The worst enemy Jonathan had was his media team.

They were completely useless.

These hopelessly incompetent bunch failed to bring most of GEJ achievements in the open.

But those achievements are still there.

Person Wey Dey Cry Still Dey See Road.

Let me just end this with this free piece of advice to my APC brethren:

The best way to defend a govt that is 15 months old in office is by reeling out its achievements, not by blaming the government before it.

Buhari was not voted in as president just so he could spend the whole tenure telling us who and who caused our problem.

We already know those who
caused our problems and Buhari is one of them.

He was voted in because he promised he had the solutions.

Enough of the blame game and Jonathan bashing.

Even if you must blame Jonathan, you don't have to lie against him.

It is morally reprehensible.

Lest I forget, Jonathan paid me 2billion dollars to write this, so don't bother accusing me of
being paid.

Amaechi is corrupt the evidences are there , Buhari is the president, simple.

If another person was president the evidences would reveal themselves.

So among the whole sitting governors in nigeria only fayose is corrupt.

NO - simply put fayose is the only governor who has publicly declared that he is not Buhari friend.

Zombie full Nigeria ooh!!!! So for una mind amaechi is not corrupt? SMH Mitcheeeew

Every one in IMO state hates APC yet they keep on winning elections later the zombies from the west will say APC is not corrupt, we don't rig.

If you have evidence that we rigged, take us to court

If you have evidence that I am corrupt take me to court.- Amaechi

Now the question - Which Court d one that is working for you for fear of being victimized by Buhari or the one that is upholding justice.

Yudala has sent me like 21 text messages this morning to check out the Infinix hot S

Ugly Fone

I can swear that you are a yoruba man

hardywaltz:
Gov WikeD
After borrowing N125 billion in less than 15 months in office, an Amusement park where Rivers People will go and laff out their sorrows is all you could come up with.

How much is the contract of the said amusement park?
Even the Commissioner in charge doesn't know

[size=13pt]Has anybody seen the Approved Rivers State budget 2016?[/size]

Ur contemporaries Ambode and Akwa Ibom State Governors are using legacy projects like 4th miland bridge, seaport, refineries etc. Rivers State intents to diversify it's own economy throu amusement park?

WikeD we are already amused by your foolishness u don't need to build a park for us.

Who will visit the said amusement park with all the insecurity in PH.
Once it's 8:30pm the streets of Ph are like ghost streets coz nobody wants to be kidnapped.

The Garden (by Airforce junction) that is directly opposite the proposed amusement park how many people have u seen go inside their?

WikeD just embezzle all you can coz that's what Rivers People voted for.

You yorubas voted and supported BUHARI overwhelmingly despite numerous and glaring evidences that it is impossible for him to succeed .

Maybe the yorubas don't believe that south south and South easterners are humans

Maybe the yorubas have a compulsive desire to be enslaved by the decision of one man - TINUBU

Maybe because a yoruba was been used as a vice president

But the gross misconduct and utter show of disregard by yorubas this 2015 election has made some of us Niger - Deltans neutral to the yorubas swerve towards more of hatred for yorubas. Many of us are not Neutral Minded towards the Yorubas anymore.

Time will heal the wound it is not like Biafran war , they did not kill our kids

BTW

As for me , my house and my Geo- Political Zone : South South Nigeria .

96% of us will not resist any attempt to impeach Pres Buhari

We are aware of the foolish ones in our midst.

If you believe that a serving military officer can save and afford two expensive mansions in Dubai, but a former director of SHELL PETROLEUM (Diezani)cannot afford one , then you are one of the problems of Nigeria.

You should be stoned to death

If you believe that a serving military officer can save and afford two expensive mansions in Dubai, but a former director of SHELL PETROLEUM (Diezani)cannot afford one , then you are one of the problems of Nigeria.

You should be stoned to death

It's nearly impossible for you to harm the President after making such open threat.

I watched Boko Haram try at Borno State in late 2014, they could not even enter Maiduguri despite being heavy armed and throwing all they got on Nigerian army.The media didn't report it - four hours gun battle , over 12 militarily helicopters deployed. It was on that day I knew that the Army , DSS and civil defence had special forces trained particularly for such occasion. The NSCDC has swat unit i wan mad dat day.

Bottom line they cannot touch a hair on the body of the President.

I was thinking about a lot of things today including the increase in petrol pump price , increase in electricity tariff, planned increase in VAT ,the #50 stamp duty . And the blunt refusal to consider minimum wage increase. Where do they want us to get the money to pay, clearly they do not know, or do not care that the people are suffering.

How can a man earning #18,500 buy rice at 16k

Today, I want to take time and thank GOD for making Buhari the president of this country.

At first, I did not understand why GOD allowed it to happen. But now I know and I HAVE SEEN THE BENEFIT.

This is how I understand the benefit.

Assuming Buhari did not become president, by now:

1. We will think that by now fuel will be #45 per litre cos crude is $45 per barrel - They told the past administration to reduce to N60 per litre as crude was selling at $58.

2. We will think that by now N1 will be equal to $1.

3. We will think that by now three million jobs would have been created.

4. We will think that by now unemployed youths would have been receiving #5,000.00 stipends.

5. We will think that by now pupils would have been getting at least a meal(including fruits) in school.

6. We will think that by now Buhari would have made his assets and liabilities public.

7. We will think that by now 720,000 jobs by the 36 states in the federation yearly (20,000 per state) would have been created.

8. We will think that by now there would be permanent peace in the Niger Delta and other conflict prone areas such as Plateau, Bauchi, Borno and Abia.

9. We will think that by now the government would have started creating additional middle-class of at least two million new home owners in the first year in government and one million annually thereafter.

10. We will think that by now maternal and children healthcare services would be free.

The list is almost endless.

The Lord works in mysterious ways , the wicked has been exposed




Extracted from Proverbs 24:21 (GodsWord translation)

Well there is this #DontMANcriminate thing trending all over twitter in the UK and USA so i am writing my own small piece.

Here is the other side of gender equality - because men have had such a hard over the past few millennia.

You want gender equality TAKE IT

For all the wonderfull ladies who be their mans support. HOLLa!!! There is beauty in the balance of nature.

1)I dont have to HELP YOU LIFT HEAVY THINGS.

2)I dont have to HOLD THE DOOR.

3)You dont get FREE SYMPHATY.

4)You dont get FREE LIFTS

5)You dont get FREE GIFTS

6)If you hit me in a feat of anger i am expected to hit back and fight with all my might because SHE IS A WOMAN no longer exists.

7)For those of you who like abusing bus conductors , dont expect him to sit quiet as usual and if he fight back dont expect a crowd RUNNING TO YOUR AID , afterall you are equal.

For those of you who are engineers dont expect a REDUCED WORK LOAD in school or at the office.

9) We don't have to open space in a queue just because YOU ARE A WOMAN

While there are laws that severely punishes the man for hitting a woman in the USA there are no laws prohibiting the woman from ,Intentional Provocation or Attacking the man.

With true gender equality the laws should be balanced if a woman hits first she should do her jail term or community service #DontManCriminate. #MyVersion.

Add your own.

If it is swap deal fine but i heard that it was Loan plea.

If it was a loan then people who believe everything from APC should sit and think.


Only a fool will go to China to negotiate terms and conditions to borrow $2billion when:
1) We are expecting $200billion from looted money starched away in Dubai.
2) America is helping us repatriate $6billion kept by former PDP Governor's and ministers in the USA.
3) Loads of thieves under Jonathan have returned millions of dollars.
4) Trillions of Naira raked in by the Nigeria custom service.
5) Millions of Dollars saved by the TSA and all leakages blocked.

Even if you are very dumb, you must ask questions of this government.

Let's pray it is not loan negotiations cos d truth neva come awt finish.

: "Character is like smoke, it cannot be hidden."

- After the yorubas have called us fools for not supporting Amaechi and his pawns .

- I pray that time will reveal his demonic, disruptive , corrupt ,authoritative and senseless arrogance to the whole country.

My own is don't reveal the content of the test to anyone, let it take them by surprise exactly as it took me by surprise.

DON'T GIVE YOURSELF THE UNFAIR DISADVANTAGE.

NOBODY GO REWARD YOU!!!!!!

If someone walk up to you and say your child stole money, you will refute that claim, you will enquirie and ensure that it is true because you consider your child your own but if it is about another person you easily spread d story without research after people cannot be trusted.

Same goes with Nigerian political scene and the propaganda that killed GEJs govt , you see stories like $700M cash fought in Dezani apartment and you believe.

The president said that stealing is not corruption and you didn't think that a man cannot be that foolish and look for the actual tape not a one line extract .

Maybe if he was yoruba , different prominent yoruba men will think and say , a yourba man cannot be this stupid, then look for the full tape, listen to it and clear the air, same goes for hausa.

My point is most of you didn't research the lies and figures cos you don't care to know the truth , Niger Delta men na dia wife dey feed dem so dem no too smart sha, it probably true what Lai Mohammed is saying.

Yesterday night power generation dropped to zero for a few hours, this is is the height of gross mismanagement from the APC led Federal Government.

A certain clueless president brought power generation from 2500 to 5500 and handed it over to a certain change agent one year later it dropped to zero.

Under a certain clueless president there was no fuel scarcity for 4.5 years but Nigerians are never grateful, along came a change agent.

If he doesn't perform we will vote him out you are joking, let me see how you will try to vote out a MILITARY man who bought nomination tickets 4 times.
YOU WILL DIE LIKE THE PDP AGENT IN PORT HARCOURT.

Millions of Nigerians have lost jobs and what hope does the unemployed youths have.

How many Nigerians can truthfully say they got poorer and hungry as a direct consequence of the 6 years of the last administration and how many Nigerians can truthfully say that they have benefited or their lives have improved in this one year.

Every Nigerian know someone who knows a person that has lost his job.

TRIBALISM AND NOT PROPAGANDA BROUGHT US TO THIS!!!!!!

****EDIT***

Before you insult me, this is not election period, your man is now in aso rock, he should provide solutions not blame people and arrest opposition party members.( once you defect you have never stolen is the height of mockery to corruption fight)

We know that they cannot perform magic but we would have not been this demanding if they did not "PROMISE TO PERFORM MAGIC" They promised!!!

They did not have any idea or solution when they were making noises because if they did one year is enough to show us a sense of direction.


I REPEAT, IT IS TRIBALISM AND NOT PROPAGANDA PUT US IN THIS MESS !!!!!

U well at all!! Anyway good one

The anger that began to boil inside me immediately caused heart burn.

They should attempt to try!!!

If I am not mistaken, the first time in the history of power generation.

This is the height of gross mismanagement from the APC led Federal Government.

A certain clueless president brought power generation from 2500 to 5500 and handed it over to a certain change agent one year later it dropped to zero.

Under a certain clueless president there was no fuel scarcity for 4.5 years but Nigerians are never grateful, along came a change agent.

If he doesn't perform we will vote him out you are joking, let me see how you will try to vote out a MILITARY man who bought nomination tickets 4 times.
YOU WILL DIE LIKE THE PDP AGENT IN PORT HARCOURT.

Millions of Nigerians have lost jobs and what hope does the unemployed youths have.

How many Nigerians can truthfully say they got poorer and hungry as a direct consequence of the 6 years of the last administration and how many Nigerians can truthfully say that they have benefited or their lives have improved in this one year.

Every Nigerian know someone who knows a person that has lost his job.

TRIBALISM AND NOT PROPAGANDA BROUGHT US TO THIS!!!!!!

****EDIT***

Before you insult me, this is not election period, your man is now in aso rock, he should provide solutions not blame people and arrest opposition party members.( once you defect you have never stolen is the height of mockery to corruption fight)

We know that they cannot perform magic but we would have not been this demanding if they did not "PROMISE TO PERFORM MAGIC" They promised!!!

They did not have any idea or solution when they were making noises because if they did one year is enough to show us a sense of direction.


I REPEAT, IT IS TRIBALISM AND NOT PROPAGANDA PUT US IN THIS MESS !!!!!