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[b][/b][i][/i][font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font][b][/b]Asalaam Alaikum ww,im musa hussein,i live in s.sudan and am very glad to be part of this forum,in fact we should be proud of being moslems......
Connect with me on musahoss4@gmail.com
or
facebook.com/abibu.nasur
for further information about me

&s far as peace and deaf terroristic activities are embergoed in nigeria country side,i dont think there is reason to criticise what PMB is doing,appointments are never governmentory activities nor does it needs more peoples involvement,but its something decided and saught for by the president himself....
So i pay a cold shoulder when someone critises the appointments made by PMB

Pastor: u need to join the army of
the lord
Jonny: i'm already in the army of
the lord.
Pastor: how come i see u only at
xmas and easter?
Jonny: I'm in the secret service!

One word to jonny,
and hit a like

yungEX:
faint!!!

hahahahah,

Let's have a Moment of silence in
Honor of those
children who were not born but
were;
1. Swallowed during a Mouth Action.
2. Thrown away in Condoms
3. Washed in trousers during
Masturbation.
4. Dropped on someone's breast
and died in tissue paper.
5. Slipped on someone's hips and
lost in water.
6. And many more untold
incident...
Consider yourself very lucky to be
alive. Cos YOU
made it!!!
You are a Sperm that survived!!
You were the fastest swimmer
and you made it!!
You were a sperm that survived
while billions of
others perished.
So do not feel down. Live Life and
Enjoy Life. If you made it when
you were a Sperm. You can make
it in Life too!! I wish you all the
best.
Hey, I made it too. Don't get it
twisted!. So don't be ashamed to
say to yourself, "I am a lucky
sperm"...

A man was lying in bed with his
new girlfriend.
After having sex, she spent the
next hour just rubbing his balls.
Something she just loved to do.
As he was enjoying it, he turned
to her and asked, "Why do you
love doing that?"
"Because..." she replied, "I really
miss mine."

i beg like me if una
want

berrieblizzie:
lool....are u part of those roaming

ask him well

Freemanan:
Fatness is illegal

i felt unfitting in the society coz ive been the only fat guy within and so had to be at the same pace with my fellas

I saw an ad :
"lose 5kg in a
week" in a newspaper.
I called the company & lady says
be ready tomorrow at 6am.
The next morning i opened the
door & finds a hot babe with just
shoes, undergarments & shirt
saying : "u catch me u Bleep me!"
&
the girl starts running.
I started running but doesn't
catch her. During the whole
week
i tried to catch her but couldn't.
However i lost 5 kg.
I then asked for the 10kg
program.
Next morning at 6 i opened the
door and saw an even hotter
babe in shoes, thong & a shirt
saying: "u catch me u Bleep me".
I lost 10 kg that week. So i
thought this program is
awesome!
Lets try the 25 kg! So i asked
for
the 25 kg but the lady said "R u
sure ? its really tough".
I said
"YES! grin emoticon "
Next day at 6 i opened the door,
i found a gay in just underwear
saying.. "If I catch u, I will Bleep
u.."
.
.
.
.
.
.
That day i lost 40KG!

if u have never done this then u will never be a good pool table like it or not,
i remember those days.
Anyway,here in uganda we've ever done it.

i want to take poison now,should i take?

he deserves a hug with a rope on his neck
hahahahahaaha,i beg dont make me burst into laughters.in fact his gestation period when statistically assumed,was 2 years in his mom's womb.

vintage type of a car,ooopss he is now on the next ladder to presidency[s]vintage type of a car,ooopss he is now on the next ladder to presidency[/s]vintage type of a car,ooopss he is now on the next ladder to presidency

seen

then he is now a responsible guy.i pray niceness for him

;Dyou are awesome

njuwo:
Hahahahaha!! I just can't stop laughing. This
is the awkward Truth About some husbands.
A group of men gathered at a church
conference on how to live in a loving
relationship with their wives. The men were
asked, "How many of you love your wife ?" All
the men raised their hands. Then they were
asked, "When was the last time you told your
wife you love her ?" Some men answered
today, some yesterday, majority didn’t
remember. The men were then told to take
their cell phones and send the following text
to their respective wives: I love you,
sweetheart...
Then the men were told to exchange their
phones so one can read the other wife's reply
to the love message.
Here are some of the replies:
1. Have you impregnated someone again
2. That was then, not now
3. You wan borrow money abi?
4. What did you do again? I won’t forgive you
this time.
5. Meaning?
6. Is that a new song?
7. Am I dreaming?
8. If you don’t tell me who this message is
actually for, you will die today!
9. U dis man!! I asked you to stop drinking.
10. Abeg na who be this?

njuwo:
Hahahahaha!! I just can't stop laughing. This
is the awkward Truth About some husbands.
A group of men gathered at a church
conference on how to live in a loving
relationship with their wives. The men were
asked, "How many of you love your wife ?" All
the men raised their hands. Then they were
asked, "When was the last time you told your
wife you love her ?" Some men answered
today, some yesterday, majority didn’t
remember. The men were then told to take
their cell phones and send the following text
to their respective wives: I love you,
sweetheart...
Then the men were told to exchange their
phones so one can read the other wife's reply
to the love message.
Here are some of the replies:
1. Have you impregnated someone again
2. That was then, not now
3. You wan borrow money abi?
4. What did you do again? I won’t forgive you
this time.
5. Meaning?
6. Is that a new song?
7. Am I dreaming?
8. If you don’t tell me who this message is
actually for, you will die today!
9. U dis man!! I asked you to stop drinking.
10. Abeg na who be this?

njuwo:
Hahahahaha!! I just can't stop laughing. This
is the awkward Truth About some husbands.
A group of men gathered at a church
conference on how to live in a loving
relationship with their wives. The men were
asked, "How many of you love your wife ?" All
the men raised their hands. Then they were
asked, "When was the last time you told your
wife you love her ?" Some men answered
today, some yesterday, majority didn’t
remember. The men were then told to take
their cell phones and send the following text
to their respective wives: I love you,
sweetheart...
Then the men were told to exchange their
phones so one can read the other wife's reply
to the love message.
Here are some of the replies:
1. Have you impregnated someone again
2. That was then, not now
3. You wan borrow money abi?
4. What did you do again? I won’t forgive you
this time.
5. Meaning?
6. Is that a new song?
7. Am I dreaming?
8. If you don’t tell me who this message is
actually for, you will die today!
9. U dis man!! I asked you to stop drinking.
10. Abeg na who be this?

hahahhshsshahshshs