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Programming / Re: Which Programing Language Is Best To Start With by Muslimah: 1:47pm On May 27, 2011
I think as a start use Visual Basic it is the easiest to understand (and when you run you can see where you made mistakes),grasp the fundamentals properly then move on to Java be a pro then pick up the best advice from these people above so as to make your paper, simple.
I have to warn you though, programming is very addictive when u start you can end up mastering up to ten languages which is a goooooood think financially but social life may suffer.
Forum Games / Re: What's Bothering You Right Now? by Muslimah: 2:01pm On May 20, 2011
where to get a steady paying job. angry
That my boss can afford to do business and get money but not pay my three month arrears(and my colleagues too) yet i have rent to pay and school fees and bus fare and college fees and FOOD!Dies he think i eat stones?yet he still expects you to come early and do a good job angry
That he may decide to pay all my debts in Dec like last year. :oI cant bear it again he is not Father Christmas and he is not my bank.Give me my money I dont want u to keep for me.
That all my former colleagues got new jobs undecidedam the only one remaining of the old staff and they still owe him.some ex employees owe him as far as from 2000.no hopt
Thats why i need a job as soon as possible to get out of this damn office.
That my landlady is soooo, waiting.
God please answer my prayers in a way I can understand.Reveal to me. cry
Celebrities / Re: Nyanya by Muslimah: 12:20pm On Mar 24, 2011
teissy stop laughing at our National language, but its true sha.
who gave that gal that name?
Celebrities / Re: Miss Ireland Under Fire For Dating A Nigerian Brother by Muslimah: 12:17pm On Mar 24, 2011
Dolemite anybody can be with whoever makes them happy life is too short to be thinking about "tainting"if you are happy you are happy even if with a pygmy and, yeah confirm the colour of blood wink

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Happy Women's Day To All Women In This Forum by Muslimah: 12:06pm On Mar 08, 2011
Happy women's day to you too smiley
Religion / Re: 10 Reasons Islam Is Not From God by Muslimah: 11:16am On Nov 29, 2010
Please and I believe I am speaking for everybody who will come accross this post if you are satisfied with your religion  then I we are satisfied with ours.
Belief is a personal choice.
Poster what about Judaism,Hinduism,Buddism,Atheism,Panganism and all other  religions cults and sects.I hope in your quest of knowledge and truth you will undertake research in all the others and enlighten us on the same.p.s the opposite of Christianity is not Islam so stop whaeva it is u think you are doing
CONCLUSION
Devote your time to other things like  practising to be a better christian instead of roughly and randomly picking scriptures \ verses and advertising your ignorance to everybody.Dont delude yourself that you are spreading the gospel what you have done is what is known as hate speech.Even if I'd take it upon myself to preach on your behalf I'd do waaaaaaay better and i wouldnt need those notes of yours.sic.
Lets God be the judge just do what you are on earth for befor your time is up.
Jokes Etc / Re: The Letter by Muslimah: 2:22pm On Jul 08, 2010
Nice Trial but the way i remember it the letter was sent t a number of countries intelligence units and actually MOSAD the Isreali intelligence unit was the one that cracked it.nice joke tho
Celebrities / Re: Who Can Guess This Right by Muslimah: 4:30pm On Nov 09, 2009
Omotola Jalade Ekheinde
Jokes Etc / Re: Don't Write On This Wall. Landlord by Muslimah: 6:26am On May 26, 2009
Write on this wall-Landlord's First GirlFriend
Jokes Etc / Re: Young Boy In Court For Rape by Muslimah: 5:53am On May 22, 2009
psshhhhh,
see pirated joke tongue
and leave D1 alóne
Jokes Etc / Re: I'm Really Dispointed: by Muslimah: 7:29am On May 21, 2009
ha ha ha grin grin grin
pity for yourself
Jokes Etc / Re: Dear Lord, I'll Beat Her To Death by Muslimah: 7:09am On May 21, 2009
DEAR LORD dont let d1 bite what He cant chew
Jokes Etc / Re: Little Kids by Muslimah: 7:02am On May 21, 2009
Gracious God Our Father !shocked
Jokes Etc / Re: Your Iq by Muslimah: 6:33am On May 19, 2009
Sylle am I getting the job or do I sweetalk you further?
Jokes Etc / Re: I'm Really Dispointed: by Muslimah: 5:53am On May 18, 2009
What was your agenda wiv the fishes ass,D1?
Jokes Etc / Re: Luv Offer by Muslimah: 8:27am On May 15, 2009
Look at this young man
Who writes a formal love letter? shocked
Jokes Etc / Re: Na So Fight Take Start by Muslimah: 8:12am On May 15, 2009
I wanna watch a fight sad
Jokes Etc / Re: Extra Time In The Dream by Muslimah: 8:06am On May 15, 2009
someone is having issues here
@Sam milla, Definately.My elders he has spoken well

@Parki
are you Hindu?You sound like Sonia's relative

@Muki u'd berra show him
Jokes Etc / Re: Your Iq by Muslimah: 7:26am On May 15, 2009
Look at dem haterz your iqZ are below sea level
tongue(You two above me)
Syllve Today is Friday smiley
I go leave work early ,I go sleep grin
or lets make agreement to go to ya part time job then you give me commision of 99%of ya salary
Jokes Etc / Re: Your Iq by Muslimah: 8:26am On May 14, 2009
D1 check out ma new signature grin
dont get ideas.
Nyce day to ya all
Jokes Etc / Re: Your Iq by Muslimah: 8:13am On May 14, 2009
Not so my dear smiley
we meet in the basement and use the underground tunnel cheesy
Jokes Etc / Re: Your Iq by Muslimah: 7:52am On May 14, 2009
I'm sorry D1 ,4real cry
*why dont people never lyk ze trut?*
On a serious note is my apology accepted,i fear being vexed o*wrings hands and puts them on head*
why u putting me on tenterhooks?

see u laterz,Im out
*goes to hang out wiv ma vampire peeps so d1 does not catch me unawares in case he's planning an attack*
Jokes Etc / Re: Your Iq by Muslimah: 7:34am On May 14, 2009
T eheeeheeeeheeee*laughs like a vampire* grin they have the ability to see the future you know, and from your angle it aint looking to good wink(am not saying i'm one but i have a friend whos cousin is a friend of a vampire's cousin,requested her to check it for you all in the name of loving me neighbour smiley)
They gon be as bright as darkness cheesy
@Crazy you got the invitation to Lagos?
Jokes Etc / Re: Your Iq by Muslimah: 7:13am On May 14, 2009
Honestly, D1 I weep for your offspring grin you are -2 steps ahead of me
None of you other guys wanna try?
Jokes Etc / Re: Your Iq by Muslimah: 6:50am On May 14, 2009
Okay D1 name 3 characteristics of a vampire.(u misspell one word its gonna be detention for you Mr.lightyear sman by the way are my cronies in space all dead?This human beings are wunnerful!!!!
To you all , wazzup?
Jokes Etc / Re: Dear Lord, I'll Beat Her To Death by Muslimah: 8:33am On May 13, 2009
Go ahead,
before they all gang up beat you to hell and back cry
on a wooden camel grin (oops I'm only telling you what they are planning behind your back coz i saw them immediately you went offline lipsrsealed)
D1 on second thought pray for some more wisdom, dose 2?I can share some wit u, lemme ask first coz i overdosed. cool
Cheers
Jokes Etc / Re: Your Iq by Muslimah: 8:21am On May 13, 2009
@taittailor
I got everything at 16 seconds(4 seconds per question) set another exam coz exam time is not over n i'll distract this other students
Do you think my I.Q is beyond saturation point?
@Sylo
Please accomodate crazy because the book says love your neighbour?, , smileyTo whom much is given?, , smiley
, and if you live in a bedsitter? wink
bblacky I can tutor you for free, are you interested?
@Ben u too,Latin be my embryonic language, I learnt it b4 I entered this world.
@D1, me too!Lets ask the teacher for an early break.
Islam for Muslims / Re: Muslims Pls Take Note by Muslimah: 6:55am On May 13, 2009
Honestly,Tudor and Nania you should not bicker lyk this if YOU know YOU should Stay AWAY from pork,well that is what the bearer of this message was helping US do.
Just so you know,harsh words really dont help the situation, dont get your e-tempers flying all over here.It is a Forum for discussion so discuss don't dissuade (its like putting a piano in the kitchen.)
Apart from that gud day.
And Asalam aleikum to all muslims
Islam for Muslims / Re: Michael Jackson accepts Islam? by Muslimah: 6:38am On May 13, 2009
1.Only God knows what is in everyone's heart.
2.Subsequently,He is the only one who understands M.J'S ACTION.
3. All of us which him the best as long as he dtrives to follow the right path.If he was meant to be guided then so be it.
4.We all are mature enough not argue aboutwhat MJ CAN and CANNOT do.Lets leave that for him.
Asalam Aleikum

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