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Jezyfreezman:
Ur score is ok bro,
U will b choosen...
Their cut off mark is 180...
Goodluck..
I was once a student in uniabj

An EX student..waw..What year plz..?

The craze for GSM then..
When it was rumoured that *555*1 the N1 belonged to obj..

Anybody wey drink alomo bitter and no squeeze face,that kind person no go fit cry if en mama die.

Some one go soon pass tru wetin obj pass too

General Muhammadu Buhari
GoodluCk Ebele Azikiwe Jonathan

Any where you find " C" within the name is the Clueless one.

GIYAZZ:
Kai! So you be Hausa guy?

Nice.

Yesss o!
Tnkx..

Nice one Op..hola me when ur bk..i could teach u hausa..

The solution is KOBOKO: This instrument sets a nigerian child to default settings.

olaideeeedris:
GEJ has not seen anything yet. This is the beginning of the end for him politically

Yes o!
Sai baba buhari..

menix:
Hole wey i pay for now shared wiv 3rd party, nah Thunder i go use kill d woman..


Wat Rabbish...

Thats d only way to douse the impending anger abi..? Its a bit better than just killing the bitccch.

The opening theme was scary then..esp when d hunter meets a terrible looking monster in the bushes..

Clerverly:
Mumu!

An inglorious one self..

EggovinMma:
Coming.

Well mine was also a foolish risk.
Took a bus from Akwa ibom to Aba by 5pm just to meet up with the 7 pm Bus to Lagos because he wanted to celebrate something and wants me to be around . My first and only night journey. Now he is an ex.WONT DO THAT SHIIT E AGAIN. No regrets, loved that I did that.

Wont u take a bus for me swthrt..or u won fly instead?

Nothing go happen..I go even jist with the boy self..his muscles are more soggy than a used tea bag.

longjohnsilver:
And I av all bond movies on my system o...imagine

For Roger Moore is ma fav...dude is si calm even wen death is starring him in d face

Made me remember "d spy who loved me" when jaws was tearing d car apart with his bare hands...dude remain unfazed...

Yea I remember that scene..i like that movie..he had a pretty russain chic with him..but guy..sean conery girls are more beauteous..recall the girl in Dr No that invited him to her house to have him killed..recall the girl collecting sea shells.. recall pussy galore?? From goldfinger..recall miss slyvia trench from the with russia with love and parts of Dr No...

selectedhero:
MUTUWA WAWA KE NAN

Ina ruwan selectedhero JAKI mai rauni.. kuma jahili..

selectedhero:
FOR YOUR MIND BLABBING LIKE YOU DO MEANS YOU ARE EDUCATED ABI? I LAFF.

You de hate the fact say you de intimidated?Like i said young lad,your mumuness Pass cow own! Just learn to be mannered thats all.Its never too late for you to get a qualitative education as well.riffraff like u will always be psychologically harassed coz its obvious that you are an inglorious daft.and also put this at the back of ur bigot ridden mind.HE WHO LAUGHS LAST ALWAYS AND WILL ALWAYS LAUGH BEST...hahhahahahahahahaha..
Daft donkey.

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njuwo:
Sean Connery own bond movies dey hard to see buy, and na mb to download, network no even strong for this side.

waw..try asking friends nah!mayb they may have a copy

selectedhero:
YOU SEE YOUR SELF? COMMON SENSE NO DEY. WHEN 17 YEAR OLD ARE FINISHING UNIVERSITY AND REASONING POWERFULLY. AT YOUR AGE YOUR ARE STILL THINKING AND REASONING AS THOUGH YOU WERE IN CLASS 1. IT IS NOT THE ENGLISH YOU SPEAK THAT MAKES YOU EDUCATED O, IT IS YOUR THINKING/REASONING PROCESS BOTH OF WHICH FOR YOU ARE ZERO. WELL APPLY FOR YOUWIN SHA MAYBE YOU GO GET GRANT TAKE HELP YOURSELF ENJOY LIFE COS ITS OBVIOUS YOU ARE JOBLESS. THAT IS HOW GOOD ADMINISTRATIONS HELP ITS TEEMING YOUTH.

ahhhhh... I sense half illiteracy and bigotry in your thinking system.firstly the English intimidates you.which makes you a half illiterate,half because you are barely able to even comprehend my write ups.secondly its only "Love Children" like you that are akin to bigotry because of your status frustrated life.you only know how to rant and display a shameless mental picture of yourself and mannerism on social network.you are so jobless and virtually non composmentis when you put up this stupidityyy you think is a rejoinder.
young lad,am a working class and contented person Youwin is a poverty alleviation program created by the same person FOR POOR CONFUSSED DAFTS LIKE YOU whom you hold brief for which warrants such illicit argument.i may assist if you want too coz I really understand how an illegitimate child reasons.
I could also assist in making sure you get your damages from the same contraceptive factory that lead YOU into this world.The fact that you even know YOUWIN makes you a poverty striken Ediot to have gone deep into such alleviation scheme to reap up yourself off poverty (Nice one)
Av seen many love children like you in this forum..but you are idiotic,terrible,hideous and a riffraff. in fact like I say to them YOU MUMU PASS COW!

peterjero:
Bros you are one of the people on NL I respect a lot please don't join others in sharing this. It's a mediocre write up and lacks substance take what's happening around the world because of oil price slump, Nigeria is far more cushioned than others. Even though you support buhari write or share something that will convince me.

I appreciate alot..wish N.L ppl wer all like you.what ppl fail to realize is that even if the opposition govt comes bk na the almighty do.am in support of anyone that will cause change to be done in naija..forget all the crap we write about GEJ and GMB..truth is only the creators knows best.we as humans can only be subjective in our thought process.
Left to me,neither the two should contest.An upright person just like you and I with a vision should,not old men with frail minds.we have allowed this elders do more damage for quiet a while in this country and still we cower at them at the slightest time we see them passing,thereby fogetting ourselves.Just imagine an old baba holding d position of minster of YOUTH..an old man..how can he come down to our level?so bros..we self we never ready for change aswell..but the almighty de,and en de look.
Appreciate all u'v said..
Thanks

njuwo:
I want to buy at 51 iweka road onitsha, you know Bond office there?

Naaaaa
Na abj i de stay o!

njuwo:
Lol. Do you know where i can get this Sean Connery Bond movies on dvd

Well either u buy online say from amazon/e bay via mall for africa or you download from torrentz.com,infact I got all my bond movies via torrentz download.

njuwo:
Heard Dr No and most of his movies were on black and white that's why i haven't looked around, is it true?

There was color in the 60's.May b na d guy t.v wey give u this jist b blk n white.

selectedhero:
YOU SEE MISTER, THATS THE PROBLEM I HAVE WITH APC SUPPORTERS, ALWAYS SELF RIGHTEOUS. OBVIOUSLY GEJ IS YOUR PROBLEM AND THATS WHY YOU WENT THE LENGTH TO PULL OUT THOSE STAT. BUT YOU DIDN'T KEEP IT TO YOURSELF. DID YOU?
WELL DONT THINK THERE IS A NEED WRITING MUCH COS YOU HAVEN'T GOT THE INTELLECT TO UNDERSTAND. YOUR MONIKER DOESN'T MAKE YOU APPEAR BRIGHT ANYWAY. CHUMP

YOU ARE AS MIXED UP AS A FEATHER IN A WHIRLWIND..APC/PDP ISSUE KEEP THAT TO YOURSELF.LIKE I TOLD YOU WIDEN YOUR INTELLECT IF U'V GOT ANY AND STOP BEING A CHARLIE..I DO NOT ONLY SMELL IDIOCY IN YOU,BUT AN INGLORIOUS ABSURDITY ALSO HOOVER'S AROUND YOUR AWKWARD THOUGHT PROCESS.

njuwo:
Dr No, was his first and first Bond movie right?

Yea it was,then from russia with love,then Goldfinger..its a classic u wouldnt want to miss..

selectedhero:
AFTER GIVING ALL THAT WELL RESEARCHED STATS YOU KILLED IT BY STATING THE CRAP LINE " BUHARI IS THE ONLY NIGERIAN LEADER THAT NEVER TOUCHED THE PRICE OF FUEL". SHOWED YOU REALLY MISUNDERSTAND THE DYNAMICS OF FUEL PRICE CHANGE. WELL WISH YOU GOODLUCK. SEE YOU ON RESULT DAY MARCH 29. #IAMFORGEJ

ALLOW YOUR HUMAN INTELLECT (IF ANY) TO FLOW AND CAPTURE REALITY AND STOP BEING A CHARLIE.IF BUHARI IS YOUR PROBLEM KEEP IT TO YOURSELF AND LET YOUR VOTE COUNT CHUMP.

I DE FUEL QUE SHA...

HISTORY OF FUEL PRICE INCREASES IN NIGERIA

Gowon-1973: 6k to 8.45k
Murtala-1976: 8.45k to 9k
Obj-Oct 1,1978: 9k to 15.3k
Shagari-Apr 20,1982: 15.3k to 20k
Babangida-Mar 31, 86: 20k to 39.5k
Babangida-Apr 10, 1988: 39.5k to 42k
Babangida-Jan 1, 1989: 42k to 60k(Private Vehicles)
Babangida- Mar 6, 1991: 60k to70k
Shonekan(82 days in power)-Nov 8, 1993: 70k to #5
Abacha- Nov 22, 1993: #5 to #3.25k(price dropped)
Abacha-Oct 2, 1994: #3.25k to #15
Abacha-Oct 4, 1994: #15 to #11(price dropped)
Abubakar-Dec 20, 1998: #11 to#25
Abubakar-Jan 6,1999: #25 to20(price dropped)
Obj-June 1, 2000: #20 to #30
obj-June 8, 2000: #30 to #22(price drops)
Obj-Jan 1, 2002: #22 to #26
Obj-june, 2003: #26 to #42
Obj-May 29, 2004: #42 to 50
Obj-Aug 25, 2004: #50 to #65
Obj-May 27, 2007: #65 to #75
Yar' Adua-June, 2007: back to #65(price drops)
GEJ(New year present)-Jan 1,2012: #141 GEJ(Labour strike forced him)-Jan 17, 2012: #97
FROM GOWON TO JONATHAN BUHARI IS THE ONLY NIGERIAN LEADER THAT NEVER TOUCHED THE PRICE OF FUEL
YAR'ADUA was the only leader who did not increase, rather he
reduced the pump price from #75 to #65.

njuwo:
He's good sha, i've only seen Diamond are forever in which an helicopter was bombed and the fire that came out was computer fire, the one used in 51 iweka road Nigeria film. I laughed so hard when i saw it, although the movie was in 1968 sha that time the whites movie industry was coming up in seconds, so i understood their condition then.

its a nice movie actually. But look for Dr No,you only live twice,goldfinger and from russia with love,u will likethe guy more.

SagePerv:
[color=maroon]Sean Connery.[/color]

The best no doubt.

dupsil:
This might not be 100% true but have noticed that most handsome guys end up marrying ugly girls, and u see some very beautiful and pretty girls with very ugly guys. why?

if u see me and my pretty wyf eh!

Buhariphobia..

Next thing na accidental discharge..and everyone keeps mute.
The victim dies and thats the end..