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Impressive.tho i share a can of pepsi at 2times a day..but take more water than sugar.

Lesson for all, we re not God.

Benue State Commissioner for Rural Development, Chief A. Chia who described GMB as "quarter to go" died yesterday"

Benue commissioner slumps, dies - The Punch http://www.punchng.com/news/benue-commissioner-slumps-dies/
8 hours ago ... The Benue State Commissioner for Rural Development and
Cooperatives, Mr. Aondowase Chia,

maxdozie:
Funny
Keep fooling your self...

Funny...
Keep being foolish till eternity.

Here are some stories making headline news in Nigeria this week:

0. PDP don’t tell you about change because we aren’t bus conductors that ask for change – First Lady. Gbam! I’ll really miss this woman.

1. Josephine Agwu, a Lagos Airport Cleaner Returned N12m To Owner. With deeds, she explains the difference between stealing & corruption.

2. Court orders EFCC to release Fani-Kayode’s passport. Smart move, Fani-Kayode. After all, May 28th is around the corner.

3. Fashola: Jonathan Distributed Dollars To Lagosians. What else do you want him to distribute? Worthless Naira? There's limit to cluelessnes.

4. My men’ll kill in self defence, Mbu insists. For every one officer you kill, we’ll kill 20. This is an improvement. They’ve been killing for N20, so….

5. Obasanjo visits Ebola-hit countries, seeks support for victims. Finally, he figured that Ebola is safer to handle than Nigeria’s politics.

6. “We’re Not Politicians, Stop Inviting Us To Impromptu Meetings” – Obas tell GEJ. Then, they added, as for those Ghana Must Go bags, keep them coming.

7. Christian governor will emerge in Nasarawa – Maku, ex-minister. I look forward to when Christian electricity, Christian water, Christian roads…will emerge.

8. Why I dropped Buhari for Jonathan — Odumakin. We know, don’t we? One dolls out money in Ghana-Must-Go bags, the other one pats your back.

9. Naira hits 222.5 to dollar at BDCs. By the time his luggage gets to Otuoke, Naira may be exchanging for 300 to a dollar.

10. Elections: CAN denies N7bn bribery allegation. They said PDP just paid its tithes and that people were confusing tithes and offerings with bribe.

11. PDP’s Victory Will Free Lagosians From Oppression – Jonathan. I agree. The same way, APC’s victory will free Abuja from okirikaitis and otuokelisis.

Fuel scarcity:Its a yearly ritual all nigerians are used to...
Them go create d problem,solve am so as to win the weak and feeble minds.

From hell to its depth..

AND WHEN WER DONE WITH THEM...

Anything that harms ur health,doing it is a SIN... BTW

SAFETY TIPS ON HOW TO IDENTIFY FAKE POLICEMEN AT A GLANCE.

Here are some tips to guide us in our SECURITY CONSCIOUSNESS.

This is the time we live in; we must learn to deal with it by GOD's Grace.

1. Number tag of a real policeman must be six digits, less than six, is fake.

2. Only female police officers have their numbers begin with "0", any policeman with number beginning with "0" is fake.

3. Every policeman's name tag is woven to the shirt, no more removable name tags.

4.A distinction between the normal policeman and the SPY (supernumerary) police personnel, is that a SPY number must be either three or four digits with the word "SPY" boldly inscribed on their uniform shoulder. Please, at night be vigilant, always roll-up your windows in traffic,central lock your doors, be double sure they are true policemen, if they are not, be strong and speed off. Never get frightened. Be watchful, they are everywhere; educate your family members,neighbors, and friends. GOD Almighty will continue to protect us.

BY THE NIGERIAN POLICE. Remember elections is coming. Beware of fake police.

...and this is the kind of govt that wants to come back?

When the insurgents attacked..some of your folks even had time to put on their 'Nike' and grabbed their bags from the hostel or off K confidentely and ran with them?

see her head like CUP

khiaa:
Gotta love it!!

Alright then..thanks..
there are other guys out there too that have sustained their urge for pre marital sex..they are just a handful.but the fact is just coz sex is soo soo rampant per second doesn't negate the fact that the few good ones who abstain till marriage dont exit.

ayokunlei:
good one Sir. But how did you cope ?

Mhen e wasn't easy o! But the temptations were being doused by the mere fact that we wer getting married soon,and that if sex occur pre marriage it may be a devlish way of ousting ourselves out of the hard earned understanding and love that florished in our love life.

khiaa:
Are you sure you aren't a down-low brother? just kidding. So you wasn't sexually attracted to your girl, you never even tried to have sex with her for 5 years? Hmmmmmmm?

sexual attraction was present was my dear...I was as active as a v12 plug..but was morally conscious can u beat that nowadays?

She cute o! BTW

Excerpt.

This subject affect us all, on a daily basis

I've learned ...That the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.

I've learned .... That when you're in love, it shows.

I've learned .... That just one person saying to me, 'You've made my day!' makes my day.

I've learned .... That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.

I've learned .... That being kind is more important than being right.

I've learned .... That you should never say no to a gift from a child.

I've learned .... That I can always pray for someone when I don't have the strength to help him in some other way.

I've learned .... That no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.

I've learned .... That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.

I've learned .... That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.

I've learned .... That life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

I've learned .... That we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for.

I've learned .... That money doesn't buy class.

I've learned .... That it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.

I've learned .... That under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.

I've learned .... That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.

I've learned .... That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you.

I've learned .... That love, not time, heals all wounds.

I've learned .... That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.

I've learned .... That everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile..

I've learned .... That no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.

I've learned ... That life is tough, but I'm tougher.

I've learned .... That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.

I've learned .... That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.

I've learned .... That I wish I could have told my Mom that I love her one more time before she passed away.

I've learned .... That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.

I've learned ..... That a smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.

I've learned ..... That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you're hooked for life.

I've learned .... That everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.

I've learned .... That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.

khiaa:
So are you saying you went without sex for 5 years or that you went without it with her?

I never had sex in my life up and till i got married thats the jist of it all.I was very tamed throughout my courtship era with all the girls i dated up and till marriage.

When the number of ur enemies start to increase,then ur making progress..
Fake friends and true enemies.

kay1one:
You're still a re.tarded low life! Hopelessness indeed dwells in your lineage!

You love child again?and you are always clueless and don't even knoq what to write anymore,just like your grandfather jona.atleast I now can ascertain that you have a grandfather..question is where is ur dad? Do u know him you illegitimate pikin?
Join him in ur suit with the condom factory..he is a competent and compelable witness..Idiot bastardddd kid.

khiaa:
How long was your courtship and why wait 2 days after the marriage, if you don't mind me asking?

Started dating her 2003 and got married in 2008. She was on her period as at when the matrimonial events took place and ceased two days after we packed in.

PrettyEmy:
Are they guys who can actually accept to date a girl without sex and will still stay faithful?
Please be sincere, I really wana know this

Yes of course..i am boastfully telling u i did all tru my courtships.am 7yrs married today with 2 kids and sex came 2days after I married.Its all about self disciple and respect for your spouse.

Nice write up Op..thing is you cannot change the world..change urself first and the ones who will care to listen to u.I dnt know if you know this fact "that there is prostitution in some women" ?

Paulpaulpaul:
Why do I find it difficult to believe this?

It dont even look sambisa..

Lawyers making money pre and post election matters,since tey tey ago.

kay1one:
R.etarded low life! Your parents are obviously homosexually inclined for you to be this disgustingly mentally unstable!

Daft kunt love child u still de? U came bk for more insults abi?am ever ready for u illegitimate child..have u identified ur parents yet?are u still gonna pursue ur damages at d condom factory? I will love to know u loveless E-slowpoke.

If dey wer employed them for dey der offices de conceptualize..but see wetin 20k go fit cause abi? Hoplessness for some naija youths

when betrayal is around d corner..

vote4change..

sai buhari till all haters become compos mentis.

nice job..

mean while..

Girls have an unfair advantage over men:if they can' t get what they want by being smart,they can get it by being dumb.Men are govern by lines of intellect
Women by curves of emotion.

Just a saying

What do u expect...Its a MAN's world actually

Men are govern by lines of intellect
Women by curves of emotion.

Closely watching..