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Jokes Etc › Re: Where Are All The Old Timers?????????!!!!!! by MUVA(m): 1:03pm On May 30, 2016

EfemenaXY:
You've got it.
How can I help you?

Good afternoon ma'am... I'll like to run something by you in private.

Does your PM work?

Romance › Re: Paul Okoye’s Rudeboy Record’s First Lady Releases New Sexy Photos by MUVA(m): 12:53pm On May 30, 2016

Seeing her sexy photos won't add anything tangible to my existence so.. I'll pass.

Romance › Re: How Will You Feel When You Realized Your Child Is Homosexual by MUVA(m): 12:49pm On May 30, 2016

iamdurent:
Am gud,u?

100

Does your PM work? I gotta run something private by you.

Romance › Re: I Need Help-does Penis Pumps Really Work?? by MUVA(m): 12:45pm On May 30, 2016

sillyking:
So, you're trying to say tht iy only works within the moment u use it? That it does not enlarge it permanently?

Knowing how the human body was programmed, I can tell you that it will have considerable effects in the long run because the tissue that make's up the inner workings of the pennis is "spongy", just like your muscle and with enough exercise overtime, it is bound to grow an inch or two (especially in width) but it certainly cannot enlarge it to stay that way permanently.
The pills on the other hand should have permanent effects because medicines are anatomical and for that reason they attack issues from the "grass-root". grin

Romance › Re: How Will You Feel When You Realized Your Child Is Homosexual by MUVA(m): 12:33pm On May 30, 2016

iamdurent:
I actually cried while reading this !!

I haven't cried since 2014 tho, tanks for making me cry.

Sup bro?

Romance › Re: I Need Help-does Penis Pumps Really Work?? by MUVA(m): 12:26pm On May 30, 2016

I know a friend who owns a pennis pump, it works but only for a few mins (30mins-minimum), after which you're gonna have to pump it again. I don't know about the pills, might work for you but will defo have some side effects.

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Romance › Re: Getting Married To A Lady Is A Big Turn Off For Me, Marriage Is Overrated. by MUVA(m): 11:48am On May 30, 2016

SAINTSAMURAII:
well i am happy as i am and i enjoy every thing that possibly a woman can offer, apart from kids which i can get when im ready. i just dnt want woman to start questioning who i call, where i travel to, why i go to strip clubs, why i party through the night, i just dnt want a fun spoiler.

Okay.

Romance › Re: Getting Married To A Lady Is A Big Turn Off For Me, Marriage Is Overrated. by MUVA(m): 11:41am On May 30, 2016

SAINTSAMURAII:
SO what are now the benefits of marriage?

When you come off age, you'll know.

Romance › Re: Getting Married To A Lady Is A Big Turn Off For Me, Marriage Is Overrated. by MUVA(m): 11:28am On May 30, 2016

SAINTSAMURAII:
looking at the lifes of cristiano ronaldo, chris brown, seun, lalasticlala, even the late king micheal jackson that are not married but are happier than those in marriage, i dnt see how marriage determines happiness.

What makes you think they are all happy? Michael was a saddist till death, you barely know anything about Lalastic or Seun, Christiano and Breezy are celebrities, they live their lives to entertain but it doesn't make them "Happy". Most celebs are miserable (just to say the least).
Most successful people are scared of "change" hence their resolve to stay single. Its not because they don't want a wife, they just see it as distraction.

What about John Legend, Mark Zuckerberg, Swiss Beats, Will Smith, Brad Pitt and the likes who are married? Are they dead?

You still think like a kid that you are, so I won't judge you.

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Romance › Re: Getting Married To A Lady Is A Big Turn Off For Me, Marriage Is Overrated. by MUVA(m): 11:15am On May 30, 2016

Coming from a teenager, I don't expect anything less.

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Romance › Re: What Women Want by MUVA(m): 12:28am On May 30, 2016

"When your legs don't walk like they used to before...."

Romance › Re: Do Old People Have Sex? When does Sexual Crave cease? by MUVA(m): 12:06am On May 30, 2016

EBLABOR:
thats good and nice. So relationship isn't really about sex, its about good companionship. Thank God!

Sex is recreational not emotional. Even though Naija girls won't like to admit it, you can actually comfortably have sex with someone you feel little or nothing for! But Relationship is more about companionship than sex. Its about spending your life dedicated to loving one special person who makes you happy. Not sex.

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I Need Female Friends by MUVA(m): 11:47pm On May 29, 2016

5minsmadness:
Sure.

Yessir! Will send u a mail right away.

Does your pm work?

Romance › Re: Do Old People Have Sex? When does Sexual Crave cease? by MUVA(m): 11:39pm On May 29, 2016

When you are old - you are old. You just wanna lie down and cuddle. Dazz all. No sex.

Romance › Re: Drop A Lyric To A Song And Let Someone Tell You The Artist That Sang The Song. by MUVA(m): 10:37pm On May 29, 2016

iykekelvins:
[color=#099999]Omo mhen, see title of songs[/color]

Romance › Re: Drop A Lyric To A Song And Let Someone Tell You The Artist That Sang The Song. by MUVA(m): 10:36pm On May 29, 2016

ShaqFu:
Love Me Jeje was by Seyi Shodimu. Nice song.

Very classic hit! cool

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Romance › Re: Can You Do This Because Of Love? by MUVA(m): 10:34pm On May 29, 2016

ShaqFu:
Are you inherently admitting that you're a member of the Pirate Con-fraternity?

I only bolded a phrase of interest. Didn't admit anything huh

Romance › Re: Dedicate A Quote To Your Ex(s) by MUVA(m): 10:05pm On May 29, 2016

rosieluv:
i v notyn to dedicate to him

Can I suggest something? grin

Romance › Re: Can You Do This Because Of Love? by MUVA(m): 10:03pm On May 29, 2016

ShaqFu:
You sure its not ogogoro you meant to type?

Sixteen men on a dead man's chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

Romance › Re: Drop A Lyric To A Song And Let Someone Tell You The Artist That Sang The Song. by MUVA(m): 10:00pm On May 29, 2016

ShaqFu:
Can't remember the title, but Monina was their hit song of all time.

Modified!.

I think the title is Bolanle.

Yes!

Bolanle, fine-fine baby/ bolanle! grin

. Ishilove should know that song grin

I love that song like crazy. I grew up listening to Junior & Pretty, Daniel Wilson, Blacky, MC Hammer, Abba, J.B, Michael..

I also like that "Love me jeje, love me tender" cool

Even; "Wadada wadada we sing for everyone".. I think that guy was the first nigerian to shoot a music video in the snow, he was really loving it!

Good old days man.. grin

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Romance › Re: Drop A Lyric To A Song And Let Someone Tell You The Artist That Sang The Song. by MUVA(m): 9:38pm On May 29, 2016

ShaqFu:
Which song, Monica?

I can't recall the exact title.

That one they were talking about a girl and they went to visit her but her pops took out a gun.. Her mum liked him.. The house help liked him..

Something like that grin

Romance › Re: I Am In Love With..... by MUVA(m): 9:35pm On May 29, 2016

I can tell that you really-really like to faaji.

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Romance › Re: Can You Do This Because Of Love? by MUVA(m): 9:32pm On May 29, 2016

suzan404:
you no fit do am ?

I drink rum? undecided

Romance › Re: Drop A Lyric To A Song And Let Someone Tell You The Artist That Sang The Song. by MUVA(m): 9:29pm On May 29, 2016

ShaqFu:
Blackky Rosie.

Yessir!

I was gonna write the song by Junior & Pretty but I can barely remember it! grin

I loved that song!

Romance › Re: Can You Do This Because Of Love? by MUVA(m): 9:15pm On May 29, 2016

suzan404:
Gbam!!!

Romance › Re: Can You Do This Because Of Love? by MUVA(m): 9:08pm On May 29, 2016

That boy should have his tongue nailed to a table. undecided

Romance › Re: Drop A Lyric To A Song And Let Someone Tell You The Artist That Sang The Song. by MUVA(m): 9:01pm On May 29, 2016

Can I have a dance/ Rozie
You better watch you know/ Rosie aha..
Dem wan laugh afa me/ Rosie
So can I have a dance/ Rosie

Where dem 1980's kids at? cool

Romance › Re: Drop A Lyric To A Song And Let Someone Tell You The Artist That Sang The Song. by MUVA(m): 8:57pm On May 29, 2016

Okay. Lemmie think of something "ungoogleable" cool

Romance › Re: Drop A Lyric To A Song And Let Someone Tell You The Artist That Sang The Song. by MUVA(m): 8:56pm On May 29, 2016

What's the point when you're just gonna google any lyric I drop?

Romance › Re: Dedicate A Quote To Your Ex(s) by MUVA(m): 8:42pm On May 29, 2016

rosieluv:
lols imagine

Dedicate yours, let's see. grin

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