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Jayson1:

Greetings, brother..

If an unknown alt is waiting for a reply from me, that alt is on a very looooooooong thing.

FuhckYhu:
Those who attended your naming ceremony are still regretting wasting their time on daftard by default.

The only reason behind you getting know about Nairaland was only because you were searching for the cure to the fibroid u inherited from your progenitors....Homeless porcupine.

Telling you how batty & imbecilic you are is like repeating wahh nature has already done to you

You are critically dumb, analytically daft & subsequentially lame. Not physical this time, just that your wheel chair & crutches are placed in your maggot constricted lame brain.

You are obviously far worthless than an overused metrual stinky soaked pad, You are in for it today, #reply me & don't be weak. .

[size=18pt]HOE ma Gad! Akant! Ah juzz Kant take diss no more [/size]

[size=18pt]Dafaaaqqq?? ?? ?? [/size]

FuhckYhu:

0h the old redundant king-pig has returned, be fast next time or I'll starve you of a reply. Now lemme feed you, here comes breakfast grandpa.....


You were nurtured by a surrogate mother, you doubt me? Ask that Hunchback Gluttonized Non-directional father of yours when he gets back from his meat selling abattoir.

A midget happens to be taller than you, little wander why you will need a ladder to climb over a can of maltina......Fuçktardinho.

Your father attempted using you as an offering during his money ritual saga buh still, those mini gods rejected you because you are inconsequential right from birth. Daft Ape looking repugnant piglet fr0m the slum.
#Plz reply fast, & with better lines Piggy.

She grabbed herself by the püssy

SweetPoison22:
Less than 2yrs from now, we may not
be vocal here... Then peeps like
maxi112, Mcbrooklyn/Macknrooklyn
or Kisschrix and that efcc guy will start forming O.G on NL




Lol, that's the truth right there bruh. @MU.VA

Its the system of things bruh, everything's circular.

After them, there will still be others.

Papikush:
Mu.va, last freagging time you connect me to whatever shìt happening here. I am serious dude.

...Or you'll do what? Capslock me to death?? Man GTFO, I just modified and took you out. You should be glad I even remembered you.

Ishilove:
'cos you have energy

Happy birthday, annnikky, age with grace

Ah dey tell you

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Lool...crazy girl. I'll reach out to her sha.[/color]


[color=#1980BC]I totally understand you. Well it's best to put that behind and face other things Mehn. I observed all that happened, at least to an extent before I faded. I was on the fence and I still am cos I don't really know what went down, not like I'm looking for who to throw my weight on though. I'd still tell the others what I just told you now If I'll ever have the chance. Put it behind you. I'm sure you must have done that already sef.[/color]


[color=#1980BC]Oh yes! The news. I discovered I was losing grip on some current happenings. Instagram and other blogs wasn't doing much for me compared to nairaland when it comes to news. They are not easily accessible And it's hard to search for some trending topics sometimes.[/color]




[color=#1980BC]Wow! So you're now like a prince or something? [/color]

This was something I envisaged... Something I expected even before the contest ended so it didnt come off as a shock. I definately felt dissapointed at some point, but truthfully, I have nothing against them. Which is why I don't want to engage in a show of shame with people I once called "comrades". Im old-school like that. Its been behind me long before it started. As for old man Joe, I enjoy drilling him cos he was never in the game.

Nothing replaces NL bruh, the wide range of happenings at your fingertips, the comments, the characters, everything just syncs. NL gives you what bloggers cant. Which is why no one truly leaves. You know back when I trolled, down to my e-fighting days, most of us who were here are still very much here! Some have gone mute, some are still active. People like Dollyjoy and Saintsamurai who couldn't construct perfect sentences when they first joined now do so with flare (all thanks to NL) , MrCork now tries to relate, irrelevant folks have taken over, Sinnzu's now MUVA_, darkrebel is now silent, cutehector is now DingBang, Seun is now a professed atheist, ishilove is no longer a mod, Onila now operates fully with her alt Mamagee3, Brilliant commenters like Ronald4lif, Xynerise etc are now m.I.a, Musiwa is now tired and so is Jonahifame, sexkillz has been banned (severally), LadyF finally got busy while Introvert is looking to take back her FTC spot, NadiaSA still can't get enough of ikechukwu, Sile12 is now Explorers, barcanista is now Tonyebarcanista, Prettythicksme is still unsure of her relationship status, atheists are on the rise, misspicy is now Berbierklaus, kinginvalhala is now Royalemperors, Jadekitana's now m.I.a, Chiam55 cum Nubian999 is now Dimples999, where the hell is cherryice? Ireneony don dey get sense small small, Idowuogbo's gone m.i.a, kingtom too.. Sinizia's gone m.I.a too... My nigga PBS4real too.. The list is endless!

Less than 2yrs from now, we may not be vocal here... Then peeps like maxi112, Mcbrooklyn/Macknrooklyn or Kisschrix and that efcc guy will start forming O.G on NL

Mehn... This forum is one I won't forget in a haste. Dunno when I even started typing all this.

SweetPoison22:
Brilliant bruh....

Help me with that your legendary approval pics.

(That dude signing some doc)

Here you go

SweetPoison22:
Your very fine-tuned detector was used wrongly, But it's all good. The ministry is moving smoothly even though a dullard is making the ministry unmovable.

Agreed. Apologies..

The children of God will overcome.

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Lool...you may be right then. As for Nancy I still have sheets to iron out with her too.[/color]

I think she mentioned that. You know Nancy, always feisty. I've only known one female nairalander that much fiery

[color=#1980BC]Yea! I understand. I guess you've realized that and now back on track. [/color]

Some enemies were never really friends. Some were friends who didn't deserve the hand I dealt them. Like I once said; I don't regret the good things I did for bad people. Rather, I regret the bad things I did for the good of bad people. Ruminate and digest that quote. It explains alot in just a handful of words.

[color=#1980BC]Truth be told, I was actually tired of nairaland. I just didn't have much of that zeal to login, open threads and comment, especially on dumb threads. You know how it is when you fück a püssy for too long. The dick gets so accustomed to it and it doesn't feel the sweetness anymore. sometimes rest is needed so I decided to go for it. Lol[/color]

LOL. I know that feeling, bruh. And quite frankly, if it wasnt for the news, i'd have been outta here long before now. I depend on NL for my daily dose of whats-up and sometimes I get carried away and leave a few comments, and then the mentions start pouring in. What can I say? Even though Im tired AF, I still love this forum.

[color=#1980BC]Nice one! I guess that's the traditional marriage. Why should your bro not be happy with your mum being hot? [/color]

LOL! Not exactly bruh, the idea of my mom looking hotter than his wife to be......

Nah, that was my pops coronation ceremony.

SweetPoison22:
Not at all bruh, you got it all wrong then.

Am good, nah malt i dey take.

I've got a very fine-tuned bullshyt detector, bruh. and I trust it. Or maybe I actually got it wrong. Who can tell?

Me too o, nothing beats healthy nutrition

How's the ministry?

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Lol...I wasn't talked into anything though. I saw your post up and decided to holla.

We be niggas that year, I nor know Wetin happen everything just stopped. But I believe we all have matured and gone past that level. You know what I mean.

It's been good at this my corner...only decided to lay low online.

Is that your mum? She's beautiful.[/color]

Well you must've woken up on the right side of the bed then. I was actually beginning to suspect Nancy

I've always been mature, just a little short-sighted albeit distracted. You know what happens when you misplace priorities, right?

I noticed your little hiatus too.. Was it worth it?

LOL, that's my sister-in-law to be. She's quite fond of me. My mum looks way smashing though..

My bro won't like that last line

SweetPoison22:
This is greatness bruh! Lol

This guy who tried to ..... my team

Its all past now anyway, what's good brother? I owe you a beer tho...

The countless times we fūcked


That's about it

dharay99:

...Hmm, i actually like that last line.
#morning tho.

Have a fruitful day ahead.

SweetPoison22:
Lol, you ehn....

Are you male or female?


Cos your gender largely influences how I'll feel about that comment

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Haha! Talked me into what? [/color]

Never mind... I'm doing good

How's it been?

SweetPoison22:
Lol, thanks bro!

You and your "friend" are welcome

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Syn.zu! Wa gwan? [/color]

Mr.D who talked you into this?

Who's she? We don't know her here in ogbomosho


HBD anyway, have fun!

dharay99:

....Hahahahahahah, 0ld popsy? its you? never knew i have
been giving u nightmares. buh I can't stop laughing.
and it is e-murdered not e-murder. Failed old fool. ..

I'm sorry to say buh sir, YOU ARE HIGHLY MAD! ..

Sorry about last night, bruh. Im sure you didn't expect me to indulge Liverless cowards who only show up In their numbers in order to pose a threat to their God. I won't loose sleep over them but they will over me. Now, ain't that something.....

AgentJude007:
what's next? Airtime begging? Lol jobless fellow , continue humping my thread

"Airtime begging"?

Are you sure you got an education?

Fabulocity:
[color=#770077][size=18pt]Bïtch, get your scraggly, fugly, dirty, scruffy, tattered, scattered, smelly, unkempt, disease carrying, filthy, redundant, cretinous, sad, nasty self outta my mentions. I don't want to get infected with some strange disease.

And *it* has the audacity and temerity to open its filthy hole to call people ugly! Jesus should come already!![/size][/color]

What a woman!

If I talk now......

Jayson1:
Lol, Odogwu, that's the truth right there bruh, but i don't think i'll be using my fist this time around, 40 borris to their basket skulls will be a fast link to hell for them.

Welcome to the e-fighters network then.

Jayson1:
Lesson Learnt...

Just that i love to send some witless duffer's to the motuary to cool off.

Hehehe... With lots of witless duffers on this forum, you're gonna need much more than deadly punches bruh

Jayson1:
Lol, one of those abseccus grotesque Ape quickly suck the dick of a mod and the wazzock perv did the needful.

LOL! You shoildnt troll with your main, bruh..

An alt should always come in handy for that. So when the axe falls, it misses you

Jayson1:
I've been around, if you check well, you for see me.

Hope your side is blessed Odogwu?

God is ever faithful..

Be like say your original outfit don chop that thing

Jayson1:
Odogwu pulling in with his Bentley.

You're sighted MU.VA

Blessing's, baba.

You been M.I.A lately. Whatsup?