₦airaland Forum

They furk back these days o @OP

ogorwyne:
I tell u

Mami

herzern:
It's tirinq!...

The way they concentrate on Nairaland....

If they can replicate such in their day-to-day activities....

Life will become a little fairer....

The funny thing is... A vast majority of them are introverts with little or no life. NL is their saving grace, little wonder how they keep courting attention and idolising common people upandan

NairalandEFCC1:
chicken skin mu.va recharge card begger, back stabber, how your poverty life na

I'm more worried about your gutter grammar. How do you expect to be anything other than a vulcaniser with this minuscule I.Q of yours?

Do these people have engagements or even a skill? What's the recent obsession with NL fame n shxt?

Who's this f00l above me?

adewumiopeyemi:
MU.VA ANSER AM I DONT NO WHAT TO SAY AGAIN...

LOL, he hasn't said what he really wants.

Nairaland

theimmortals:
Please help me out, she will be going tomorrow.
She is a pharmacist looking for a please of internship, she is staying with her sister in my lodge since for day now we have been talking, but HOW DO I TELL HER I WANT TO FAUCK HER. Please help me out. I have only few hours

Learn to ask the right questions.

Wishing him speedy recovery.




The youths should ditch campus cults. They represent everything a fraternity is not.

Imithea:
Hey!

Mami u up?

Imithea:
Hey!

Mami u up?

NairalandEFCC1:
nairaland like nigeria is full of many funny being

i too know
these ones go about forming being knowledgeable about everything, they will enter your thread just to look for errors so they can show themselves, they are mostly thin skinned and cry when they are disliked openly eg: sexxlillz

haters
these are the worst they dont know you, but just feel the need to piss you off, they will walk into your thread just to make a negative comment,they are the first to laugh when their fellow hater mocks you eg: mrcock babzilla mishatey

ignorant smart ass
these ones will be asking dumb questions and when you reply them, they will give you a mockful reply and say (BYE), they always realise their dumbness after you have countered their nonsense statement with the truth eg: maxi112 STFUareyouG0d ihatepuzzy

i must comment

these ones will walk in, just to comment, most wont even read the content of the thread, their own is to comment, some use smileys others give a very passive comment eg: trapqueen77 mizzbouqui emperorlee

doubters
another set of jokers, to them anygirl that doesnt reply or talk well to them is a guy behind the account, they claim that the guy is looking for money or airtime and meanwhile the people complaining dont even have money to start with eg: gflat Senibo1

ass lickers
they go about praising everyone, they will even support a mumu and not even know eg: STFUareyouG0d smellingmouth

the readers
they will walk in, read and go , most dont like wahala so they dont bother saying anything

the de railers
men these are the worst, they walk into your thread, if its decent, they hunt for who to mock , when the person reacts they continue pushing till your thread loses its plot eg: 2bb4cb3e unapapadeycraze maxi112 Senibo1 babzilla aloobright17

the toasters
they always go about saying hi to everygirl, every single girl, once them see F they click quote just to toast smh eg: muva aloobright17 STFUareyouG0d Fairlyusedpant ( this one will be using my gran pa toasting lines)

the reporters
these ones will walk into an interesting controversial thread and mention a MOD, very childish

the fighters
once you see them in a thread check well they are fighting, so so fight up and down eg: herbie mhisbliss

the am too beautiful for nairaland boys girls
they will go about commenting in juicy news and putting themselves infront of guys, when they get the attention they crave they will form, am not here for that madam change you account to male remove your picture and receive peace eg: berlyn , lavena and the rest of their crew

the thread creators
like myself create threads morning to night they always create threads with yeye topics up and down, when you mock them, they will call you a hater eg: onila mizzbouqui ILegend

Would you please keep me out of your foolery?

I like!

NairalandEFCC1:
everyone hates you

In whose presence will my table be prepared without people like you?

NairalandEFCC1:
fan of what? you back stabber

You're a big MU.VA fanboy. I bet the hairs on your leprous skin stands erreect at the sight of my mention.

Imithea:
Getting there.

Today's been full of drama for me...nearly losing it.

Lol, fill me in abeg, what's been popping?

NairalandEFCC1:
thats why no one likes your albino chicken without feather looking ass

On the contrary, I think you're a fan.

NairalandEFCC1:
you have been catfished

You have been stupefied!

NairalandEFCC1:
i done sha report your transgendered ass

You obviously aren't smart enough to decipher who that is. Keep wallowing in your fools paradise.

NairalandEFCC1:
Mu.va i know that you are the one behind this account, have reported you to the MODS

Its I and your father that's behind it

Imithea:
It's nothing...really. So what's good?

All good, prepping to travel inter-state and still bored AF

You feeling any better?

Imithea:
Not feeling myself


Thought NL would be the perfect amusement...better now you're here

Awww..
Sorry I dozed off on you, had a rough day yesterday. Can I make it up to you?

Imithea:
Evening...how's daddy doing?

Feeling fabulous babe.. WBU?




Why you still up?

Good evening Imithea

Vanquay16:
Did I mention you?...When did Mu.vaa count as a mention?

I got the mention regardless


You haven't answered me, who did I betray and how did I do it?

[s]

Vanquay16:
Yeah I don't care, only sore losers would dislike me.

Muvaa stabbed several of his friends, Sex kills acts like the perfect grammarian in the world, the Numbers guy hops from thread to thread derailing and annoying people.


And I state my opinions which are often controversial and instead of people arguing sensibly they rain curses and are promptly snubbed, seems legit.

[/s]

Dude, do you feed through your nose?


Where, when or how did I stab anyone? Quit giving me mentions if you know you'll always type with total disregard for your brain when you do.

Lick a desert cactus.




Thank me later.

misspicy:
. Now I won't tolerate that language use on my hubby son

type something nice,I might just oblige you

Are you on that substance again?

misspicy:

I'm on honeymoon vacation

Who dafuq is that nigga?

misspicy:
Hey bunny!
I hear you call

Nawa for you o