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Synzu:
BY THE POWER VESTED UPON ME BY HIGH CHIEF ROTIMI AMAECHI...







I HERE BY DECLARE...










THAT THE WINNER OF THIS YEAR'S MISS NAIRALAND CONTEST IS...













NONE OTHER....
















THAN...


































MIMZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!












I'M OUTTA HERE

MUVA:
When beauty and brains meets preparedness and poise, it all comes together in ONE-BIG-BANG!!!


MIMZY is this year's Miss Nairaland. Become a part of history. Join the WINNING Team Today.






TrendMIMZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HurricaneMIMZY:
Yo!

Her name's MIMZY/
No other comes close, excuse me/
Damn! These WHOOPIE GOLDBERGS are trying to match up to MIMZY HALLE BERRY/
It's like walkie-talkies to a BLACKBERRY!


These aren't rap bars 'cause Mimzy's here to leave scars even on self-acclaimed vicars/
The other chics are decoys/ 'cause she's real with the magic like a siren from Oz/

Her curves are so real, no fake butts like LANIKKI/
You bet she's sleeky/
Sassy Nubian queen/
Chica smoking hot like that Cuban thing!/

Don-Benedictus, you're aiming for DEMI'GOLD?/
Dude, MIMZY PLATINUM just knocked you out cold/
Everything they've got, she's got it in folds/
Arise ,MIMZY! Let your glory unfold!

#HurricaneMIMZY

#TeamMimzy


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MUVA:
When beauty and brains meets preparedness and poise, it all comes together in ONE-BIG-BANG!!!


MIMZY is this year's Miss Nairaland. Become a part of history. Join the WINNING Team Today.






TrendMIMZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Smellymouth:
[b]MIMZY
you are the one that I look at as heavenly you are the one that I adore and I know I can die for you see
My angel the one that makes me smile my angel the one that gives me joy the one that makes me strong when I'm in the midst of temptation you are the one that makes me feel like I'm a ruler of a blessed nation
So I say I dey feel like MUVA eee! because you love (love me) I dey feel like IamLEGEND1 ! because you care for me (care for me care for me) I dey feel like Lalastikh.lala because you fine like Jadekitana
I dey feel like Cremish because you dey burn my heart dey like Lezzlie because you dey fight for me (fight for me) I dey feel like postmann ooo because you dey high me (high me)
See see this love! eeh no be small matter (matter matter) me and you mimzy
Go dey together forever (ever ever) and no other man can put us asunder (asunder) that's why I promise to love you
till the end of my life (life life) see this girl I dey harsh for her matter If you try her no be small quanta me and you go enter the same one bata (bata)
Mimzy I see ya!! [/b]

cherryice:
Team Mimzy!!! #team beauty and manners jare mimzy you got my support

NewSheriff:
Go lick your shït, Synzu and get your leprous fingers off my mentions. Ewu

HurricaneMIMZY:
Yo!

Her name's MIMZY/
No other comes close, excuse me/
Damn! These WHOOPIE GOLDBERGS are trying to match up to MIMZY HALLE BERRY/
It's like walkie-talkies to a BLACKBERRY!


These aren't rap bars 'cause Mimzy's here to leave scars even on self-acclaimed vicars/
The other chics are decoys/ 'cause she's real with the magic like a siren from Oz/

Her curves are so real, no fake butts like LANIKKI/
You bet she's sleeky/
Sassy Nubian queen/
Chica smoking hot like that Cuban thing!/

Don-Benedictus, you're aiming for DEMI'GOLD?/
Dude, MIMZY PLATINUM just knocked you out cold/
Everything they've got, she's got it in folds/
Arise ,MIMZY! Let your glory unfold!

#HurricaneMIMZY

#TeamMimzy


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slyIsaac:
A P0rnstar??

Gimme a break... P0rnstars are fakeassbitches... Nothing about em is real.... But ah could show you real bruhh!!


www.nairaland.com/mimzy

She's the real deal bruhh!!...

•Elegance
•Intelligence
•charisma
•Humilty
•Never before seen beauty!
•The One for MissNairaland2016



•VoteMIMZY

Cc. MU.VA were you at bruhh?

Mimzy's got this!

HurricaneMIMZY:
Yo!

Her name's MIMZY/
No other comes close, excuse me/
Damn! These WHOOPIE GOLDBERGS are trying to match up to MIMZY HALLE BERRY/
It's like walkie-talkies to a BLACKBERRY!


These aren't rap bars 'cause Mimzy's here to leave scars even on self-acclaimed vicars/
The other chics are decoys/ 'cause she's real with the magic like a siren from Oz/

Her curves are so real, no fake butts like LANIKKI/
You bet she's sleeky/
Sassy Nubian queen/
Chica smoking hot like that Cuban thing!/

Don-Benedictus, you're aiming for DEMI'GOLD?/
Dude, MIMZY PLATINUM just knocked you out cold/
Everything they've got, she's got it in folds/
Arise ,MIMZY! Let your glory unfold!

#HurricaneMIMZY

#TeamMimzy


www.nairaland.com/attachments/3610920_mimz_jpegc78e8fcc5d9aa6b2c28402fabd2db5e9

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slyIsaac:
A P0rnstar??

Gimme a break... P0rnstars are fakeassbitches... Nothing about em is real.... But ah could show you real bruhh!!


www.nairaland.com/mimzy

She's the real deal bruhh!!...

•Elegance
•Intelligence
•charisma
•Humilty
•Never before seen beauty!
•The One for MissNairaland2016



•VoteMIMZY

Cc. MU....VA were you at bruhh?

Mimzy's got this!

slyIsaac:
A P0rnstar??

Gimme a break... P0rnstars are fakeassbitches... Nothing about em is real.... But ah could show you real bruhh!!


www.nairaland.com/mimzy

She's the real deal bruhh!!...

•Elegance
•Intelligence
•charisma
•Humilty
•Never before seen beauty!
•The One for MissNairaland2016



•VoteMIMZY

Cc. MU.VA were you at bruhh?

Mimzy's got this!

aolumaxi:
Promising the winner a graphics portrait from me... #Goodluck

Oahray:
em... No. She doesn't make anyone look like a grizzly. No human is beautiful enough to create that effect on me.

She's beautiful. Full stop. Don't create bad PR.

Caravan:
Mimzy is obviously the prettiest of all the ladies and I am certain she is going to win this competition by a landslide.

You see the thing is, when the voting thread hits the front page, people(and by people, I mean the front page readers, and post likers who don't visit sections and don't have ties with anyone on this forum) aren't going to be concerned about whether any contestant is friendly or well behaved or anything of that nature. They are just going to vote who looks the most beautiful, and that's definitely Mimzy.

This is the sad truth.

Smellymouth:
E EPP ME!!
Mimzy is now my paddy
IamLEGEND1 is my closest ally
MUVA is now like a brother to me
Iykekelvins is now my Gee
Obontami is no longer my enemy.


Egbon, abeg E EPP ME ooooo!!!
SaiMimzy!!

scentmarlc:
Mimzy..... ...


Am coming for you and your marshmallows very soon oooo, be prepared. Tell Muva to move to the boyz quarters , tell smellymouth to go wash his smelling mouth, tell iamlegend1 to go find new jamz cos its gonna be hot !!!

Built2last:
Buhari's first order,, upon being president was "remove all roadblocks in Maiduguri". At that time, he had not even removed Dasuki from NSA nor appointed his security advisers. WHY?

Wy was removing checkpoints that stops movement of arms across areas regions and states, that stops Hiluxes filled with Fulanis from going round killing innocents. Why was that one of his first decision? Was it to move arms arround?

I said Buhari will always support his Fulani. I posted his representing Fulani herdsmen in Yorubaland then and his speech as a statesman to the Yoruba governor "why are your people killing my people" when it was that the Fulanis killed more and began it all.

I asked how Nigerians could elect a man Boko Haram chose as the intermediary and who refused to help to negotiate ceasefire with them be elected president? I said patriots do not need to be president before they serve. I showed examples of opposition leaders who have helped the government in power in their areas of strength.

I pointed out that as former governor of Borno, Bauchi etc, the areas that today is a scourge to Nigeria (it was all one state then) Buhari is part of the problem of that area. I stated that this man despite being in power from 76-79 under murtala mohammed and Obasanjo, 83-85 as head of state, 1993-1998 as head of PTF and the most powerful man under Abacha, this man did not build a single school for Al Majiris nor try to actively engage the youths in progressive things. Even out of government and with mch influence, not one NGO that could better the lives of Northerners and dissuade them from Boko Haram. Bill Clinton has an NGO. Obasanjo has an NGO. Buhari, despite being an ex-president has none.
Somehow, Nigerians felt a Goodluck Jonathan was more responsible for the activities of Northern youths than a man who had served in government in capisity of President, Governor, NNPC MD, Minister of Petroleum and PTF boss, idiotic Nigerians felt a Jonathan from the creeks of Bayelsa was more responsible for the rot in the North than this man who was part of government since 1976.

And autistic Nigerians felt a change was to elect a man who has been in government since 1976/77 and who has ruled before to dastardly consequences of austerity. That is the man Nigerians felt was CHANGE

And I screamed then that Buhari would release the over 1500 Boko Haram members captured by GEJ army. He did. Now see the death all over. I specifically quoted Buhari saying "They have killed all our young men". I guess this is them killing others young men as well.

I then said even if Buhari was not backing Boko Haram and these Northern killers, that he is seen as their leader and this would embolden them. I said they will become bolder and kill more with gusto and chest-thumping. I said giving Buhari the presidency was rewarding Boko Haram and teling them "Killing has rewards. When you kill, the more people will bow to your will". Of course Nigeria bowed to their will and elected Buhari, believing by handing power to Boko haram, they will stop. MUMU. People never STOP without a fight. Killers are killers. They are stopped by resistance, not empowerment. Today watch how they come down to the south with pride.

I recently have pointed out that Buhari and APC are being very evil telling you that Boko Haram is defeated. Idiots repeat the claim. I ask for their dead bodies or those captured. I said the word DEFEAT whether on a chessboard or real life must show the head of their leader captured or killed, pawns and officers captured or killed and weapons gotten from them by surrender or forcefully. Buhari and his armies show one dead man and a car and 5 guns and say they have defeated Boko Haram. I asked that Buhari visits Sambissa and even Baga like GEJ and sit in the open. Obama made a broadcast from Afghanistan. That until you walk over the territory of those you fight, you have not defeated them. Today, Ogun, Agatu and Enugu. Tomorrow who

Tomorrow who?