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Omo dis pictures funny die, one of dem even look like Obasanjo

I attended College of Mary Immaculate Zawan Jos,

Best school in town then, goin out of hostel after lightout, sneaking into members of staff farms stealing groundnut and corn
afterwards ''shit'' in their farms.

Jumping fence immediately after chapel (night prayers) going to Bukuru to '' chop dogmasie'' dogmeat.

Making ss 2 students ''catch their ears after light house''

On saturdays no prep just social nights,

Douging labours and morning functions, laughing ur mates who are dinning niaja, ( those that get to the dinning hall to serve first)

Making junior students to '' drop'' for you immediately on resumption.

Above all chopping Gabza and yellow soup!!!

Dat's CMI for u,

Your girlfriend is too fat that she needs a map to locate her ass

Your girlfriend is too fat that her belt alone could go round the equator.

I think the doctor deserve that or even more cos the way he treated her out of negligence i doubt if he could treat a Spanish lady that way.
They are bloody racist and think all blacks are shit, and it for these he did what what he did without care and patience.

I wonder if that lady even had a college degree, what a shame

chemoh  thosse wen dey chop yam n egg 4 early morning na una biko o, n dos wen dey claim pepperoni pizza n chicken una don eva taste am sef wahala.
For me anything sallowable it my favourite as per se i no dey get dem chop for here alway.

em wen i went i was looking for a nice nigeria restaurant and I was told that in mama calabar the staff members are too unpolite to the customers and so on.
I went to another one in Peckham called a suya joint or whateva, although the place seems nice but didnt have what i was lookin for.
Finally i went to a yoruba restaurant where i eat amala n ewedu soup with ''gbegiri'' quite nice but a little expensive.

How e no go shuck e ead out wit al da smell 4 inside da bus,
jeje

Its only a fool that will say, they are soughting after greener pastures.
As far as am concern these people that do such things are illitratrates and
are just desperate to make money.
Dont get me wronge, see in Spain once you get in illegally, you cant work cos you dont have paper,
you dont have an accommodation, you cant feed, you cant do anything, also what is the possiblity of you getting your
paper, the law here is you have to stay up to five years, thats if you enter illegally and what again is the possibility of getting your paper cos
the Bleep spainish and catalan are bloody racist though not all but majority, especially to blacks.

Am not stopping anybody from travelling abroad, but its high time Nigerians get a better perspective that in Europe, American, or anyway but I shall tell you something A TIGER REMAINS A TIGER. THINGS DONT HAPPEN COS YOU DONT MAKE THEM HAPPEN. Food for thought,

For the sake of God, we cant continue to live as if we are in the fouth century, the world is changing and I think we should also change with it!!!
Am a christian, before some start thinking otherwise.
What am trying to say is such laws were given two or three thousand year ago, and for christ these a new generation,
You add a lillte knowledge to what you have.
Anybody that catch my meaning should think of it Period!!!