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Culture / Snakes Sleep Under Kids Toys In Australia by muzilala: 3:27am On Apr 02
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Foreign Affairs / Re: Palestinian Christians In Gaza Observe Easter Amid Israel's War (Photos) by muzilala: 9:47pm On Mar 31
Righteousness2:
Op you are on your own.

No true Christian anywhere in the world who reads, Understands and follows the word of God , the Holy bible will speak ill of ISRAEL.

Only Fake christians who have no relationship with GOD or HIS word, the Holy Bible will speak ill of Israel in these times.


Have you been to Fiji?
Have you been to Kiribati ?
Have you been to Vanuatu ?
Have you been to Solomon Islands?

You’re full of cotton wool in the brain clogged with Religion. People in this listed countries have their own issues with the ice melting in their islands, go there and see what personal experience with God means amidst the chaos of melting ice in their region, I’ve been there twice. You clearly know nothing going on the world other than boko haram, Israel and Hamas. Stop disgracing yourself with this Israel and Gaza war, In Australia here, I have Pakistani friends that are even better Christians than me that fled their country.
You should have a personal relationship with Christ and stop preaching religion carelessly. Imagine how an Iraqi Christian will feel reading your shit post. God knoweth them that are his so shut up please and study world affairs.

TO ALL THE FAKE CHRISTIANS AROUND THE WORLD:

YOU CAN’T SAY “CHRIST IS KING” AND BE AN AVID ANTISEMITE.

LET ME REMIND YOU THAT ON THE CROSS HE WAS ACCUSED TO BE “THE KING OF THE JEWS” AND UPON HIS RETURN AS THE LION OF THE TRIBE OF JUDAH, HE WILL SAVE HIS PEOPLE AND REIGN FROM JERUSALEM WHILE ISRAEL IS ONCE AGAIN THE HEAD OF ALL NATIONS.

EVEN AT THEIR LOWEST POINT AS THEY FAILED TO ACCEPT HIM OR UNDERSTAND WHO HE WAS, HE PRAYED: “FATHER FORGIVE THEM FOR THEY DO NOT KNOW WHAT THEY ARE DOING”.

IF YOU HATE THE NATION OF ISRAEL YOU CAN’T HAVE IN YOU THE SPIRIT OF THE HOLY ONE OF ISRAEL, THUS YOU AREN’T SAVED AT ALL!

REAL FOLLOWERS OF CHRIST LOVE HIS EARTHLY BRETHREN!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Palestinian Christians In Gaza Observe Easter Amid Israel's War (Photos) by muzilala: 9:25pm On Mar 31
Righteousness2:
Op you are on your own.

No true Christian anywhere in the world who reads, Understands and follows the word of God , the Holy bible will speak ill of ISRAEL.

Only Fake christians who have no relationship with GOD or HIS word, the Holy Bible will speak ill of Israel in these times.


TO ALL THE FAKE CHRISTIANS AROUND THE WORLD:

YOU CAN’T SAY “CHRIST IS KING” AND BE AN AVID ANTISEMITE.

LET ME REMIND YOU THAT ON THE CROSS HE WAS ACCUSED TO BE “THE KING OF THE JEWS” AND UPON HIS RETURN AS THE LION OF THE TRIBE OF JUDAH, HE WILL SAVE HIS PEOPLE AND REIGN FROM JERUSALEM WHILE ISRAEL IS ONCE AGAIN THE HEAD OF ALL NATIONS.

EVEN AT THEIR LOWEST POINT AS THEY FAILED TO ACCEPT HIM OR UNDERSTAND WHO HE WAS, HE PRAYED: “FATHER FORGIVE THEM FOR THEY DO NOT KNOW WHAT THEY ARE DOING”.

IF YOU HATE THE NATION OF ISRAEL YOU CAN’T HAVE IN YOU THE SPIRIT OF THE HOLY ONE OF ISRAEL, THUS YOU AREN’T SAVED AT ALL!

REAL FOLLOWERS OF CHRIST LOVE HIS EARTHLY BRETHREN!

Yuck 🤮

Oh my God, I’m so ashamed of you. Incase you forgot, what is most important is a personal relationship with Christ and NOT Christianity or religion. There are true Christians in Gaza. Forget religion or politics.
On the other hand, Im so disappointed with you because I am also a chosen member and not just a member, I am family to daddy GO, stop disgracing Chosen with your ignorance. You are clearly not exposed and seem to be only on one oage of a book. If you have the chance, travel round the world to at least 10 countries in different continents before you come out to talk on Christianity and what not.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Palestinian Christians In Gaza Observe Easter Amid Israel's War (Photos) by muzilala: 9:23pm On Mar 31
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Politics / Re: Nigeria Regains Cheapest Petrol In West Africa Title by muzilala: 6:31am On Feb 21
Ass Licker 👅

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Education / Re: Canadian Province, British Columbia Announces Two-Year Ban On Nigerians, Others by muzilala: 1:11pm On Jan 30
Old news

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Happy New Year From New Zealand 2024 by muzilala: 12:18pm On Dec 31, 2023
finallybusy:
You children never fail to do this.

Not my fault yours not here in Wellington!
You fit still try this 2024
Foreign Affairs / Happy New Year From New Zealand 2024 by muzilala: 12:01pm On Dec 31, 2023
Welcome to 2024

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Religion / Re: Why You Must Repent Today, Even If You Profess Jesus by muzilala: 11:28am On Dec 31, 2023
Seconded by me.
Stay away from the post mrRighteousness/Holiness and face your Gaza news and earthquake update!

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Travel / Re: Is Kuwait A Good Country To Hustle by muzilala: 10:08pm On Nov 27, 2023
Omoawoke:
Things dey happen oo

Anything whey pass canada, US, Uk, Australia, Germany .
The rest na aseju

It is not just about leaving your country, the kind people you meet there, are you welcomed to the society?
Are there people like you there ?

Nigerians have been able to create societies they can fit in easily in Us, Canada and the rest

Remove Germany 🇩🇪 and UK 🇬🇧 now!!!!❗️🤕
Celebrities / Re: Yoruba Actor, Musiliu Ajinkanle Is Dead by muzilala: 12:02am On Aug 01, 2023
sirblend:
You are lucky....

Though I don't know him, but I know he has automatically escaped the hell fire Tinubu has turned Nigeria to....

RIP
Why don’t you escape too?

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Family / Re: The Story Of Madam Koi Koi by muzilala: 3:37pm On May 19, 2023
It is real
I saw it in Logiss
Politics / Re: Bola Tinubu, Kashim Shettima To Be Awarded GCFR, GCON On May 25. by muzilala: 2:52pm On May 18, 2023
Yuck 🤮

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Sports / Re: Meet 18-Year-Old Goodwill Yogusuk (South Sudanese Goalkeeper) by muzilala: 8:57am On Feb 24, 2023
Iagos:
See Christian names o. I used to think that they're Muslims in south Sudan
South Sudan 🇸🇸 is Christian 99%
Sudan 🇸🇩 is predominantly Muslim dominated.
They are two different countries.
The Jubril Nnamdi kanu referred to Buhari was supposedly from Sudan 🇸🇩 and not South Sudan 🇸🇸

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Politics / Re: 5 Days To February 25, Do You Have PVC? by muzilala: 9:47am On Feb 20, 2023
In Australia, we set up our team, sent money and logistics for people in Lagos, Kano, PH to vote PO

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Crime / Re: Robbers Raped My 65-Year-Old Mother In Kaduna - Twitter User Cries Out (Photos) by muzilala: 2:03pm On Jan 30, 2023
That’s terrible

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Religion / Re: Daniel Olukoya, MFM General Overseer, Becomes A Professor Of Biotechnology by muzilala: 11:06am On Jan 11, 2023
Good job

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Travel / Re: Dolphin Estate, Ikoyi Flooded After Rainfall by muzilala: 9:13am On Sep 13, 2022
Man know thyself…
Celebrities / Re: Davido's Jewelry Collection (Pictured) by muzilala: 5:45am On Mar 22, 2022
Bluntdude:


With the way you go about preaching doom, I don't believe you have any reasonable thing to say. Even God Himself wins the heart of men through the message of love and persuasion. You think your stupid message on hell scares people here? You must be joking! The truth is that if you are really deep in God, hell and threatening will not be the only message you have. When I became born again it wasn't the message on hell that converted me. As a matter of fact, everytime I heard the message on hell, at first I became remorseful but after I step out from that vicinity, I continued in sin. When God finally arrested me, the message had absolutely nothing to do with hell fire and guess what? I only listened to a tape in my room broke down in tears and got converted.

I know Chosen members... They don't attend other churches no wonder you're stuck in your doctrine of doom. You better do yourself good and mingle with other Christians so that you can liberate yourself from this dooms-day-only-doctrine which you hold dearly.

You made a point and i have told him this before.
I am not just a member of The Lord’s Chosen, I’m also a very close relative of the G.O. He’s my uncle. I remember those days when his former wife was alive, Pst Lazarus Muoka will take us to Shiloh every December even though we were members of Watchman church and later in 2003 Chosen was birthed.
What I’m i trying to say; I understand most chosen members have this guy’s dead mentality and try to scare people with hell all the time, it doesn’t work that way, people still go back to their old ways and all that. This guy keeps looking for ways to display his dark views. I hope his stop all these and reach out with love. I’ve had wonderful time with sweet chosen members that will lead anyone to Christ with their lifestyle and it’s evident in every area of their lives. I reckon this righteousness guy might be jobless, if he has a good and live the work ethic life, he won’t be coming here to air his ill-fated views, and ofcourse, no one here takes him any seriously.
Events / New Wedding Trends In The Western World Goes Viral by muzilala: 5:10am On Mar 10, 2022
With the west taking the lead as the world follows, a new wedding trend has taken over and is the rave of the moment. Apparently, vaping wedding photos are a thing. Concerns are however raised if it’s just for the wedding day pictures alone or if it’ll become a lifestyle between the couples. Will these trend take over Nigeria and Africa someday?

Foreign Affairs / More Sanctions On Russia As Pornhub Bans Russia From It’s Content by muzilala: 4:51am On Mar 10, 2022
A federation of porn industry has joined the Western governments in imposing sanctions on Russia in view of its assault on Ukraine.

The Federation Internationale Porn (FIP) in a statement said “we can witness these atrocities only under BDSM category.”

“Russia has violated the porn norms and consequently, we have introduced measures to prevent Russian porn from being telecasted through our portal“. said CEO pornhub.

Pornhub is likely to lose over a million subscribers after this decision.

The Federation has also decided to dedicate a part of its budget to promote the Ukrainian Porn who are suffering because of the current situation.

“The restrictions have been imposed till June 30, 2022, and will be reviewed according to the situation at the time” told the COO of Pornhub.

This is so sad � ��

Religion / Re: Prince Dele Banjo Protests At Deeper Life Headquarters Over Unconventional Music by muzilala: 6:22pm On Jan 23, 2022
Righteousness2:
Brother, as a young man born in Deeper life Bible Church in the Early 80's and Grommed in DLBC until 2004 when I moved to the The Lords Chosen, I must say you have a very Valid Protest!

I Perceive GOD is using you to Pass a Very Strong Message to HIS Church and HIS servant. The ways of GOD ALMIGHTY are not the ways of Men.
The ALMIGHTY HOLY GOD will not change HIS Standard because of a Changing World.

I was born in watchman and my family also joined Lord’s chosen from day 1 chosen started at Ilasamaja till today, I’m also a relative to the G.O. My point is, this protest is based on emotions and sentiments. There’s totally nothing wrong so far with the Deeper life church. Doctrines doesn’t take one to heaven.

I Pray HIS Servant and one of the Core Holiness Apostles and Generals of this Generation, Pastor WF Kumuyi takes note of this Peaceful Protest.
Business / Nightclub Owners In Sydney Spinning Worship Songs In Desperate Bid To Stay Open by muzilala: 5:55am On Jan 14, 2022
SYDNEY, NSW – Nightclubs across Sydney have announced they will now start playing church worship music in a last ditch effort to keep their business’ open.

At the beginning of January, the NSW government banned signing and dancing at nightclubs due to COVID, but allowed religious services to continue doing so.

These latest restrictions, which infuriated nightclub owners have claimed as ‘inconsistent’ after seeing scenes of Hillsong youth shirtless, singing and dancing, have forced the sector to think creatively.

Barry Green, of Sydney nightclub ‘Levels’, explained the decision.

“Like any good business we have to adapt to keep offering our goods and services, even if it means molding our seedy nightclubs into puritanical church service.”

“It has meant some major changes to how we do things however.”

“All of our DJ’s will now be required to play only worship music, but I must say we are finding that some those holy jams can be mixed and scrubbed in pretty funky ways.”

“Also, from now on all beverage services will be labelled ‘communion’, with pre-blessed ‘blood of Christ’ on tap and available in a range of cocktail forms,”

Green went on to claim that the new nightclub church services had proven very popular, and was actually bringing in significant profit.

“Fortunately there was little additional investment required, as we already have beaming lights, fog machines and young adults in skinny jeans.”

“It actually turns out that most of the churchy youth leaders already attend our nightclubs of a Saturday night, so for many it was a natural shift to start attending our all-night worship raves.”

“We have also been raking it in as instead of charging an entry fee, all we have to do is get our deacon bouncers to come around with buckets and look intensely at the congregants until they feel guilty enough to give a decent offering.”

There have been further claims that revival was in fact breaking out at a number of nightclub church services, but others claim that it is probably just the crystal meth.

Religion / Re: Mummy G.O Fabrics Now On Sale by muzilala: 7:28am On Jan 09, 2022
Charisma01:


There are a lot of spiritual things more than meets the eye o.
Exactly my point. True Christianity should meet the eyes. For all man, spirituality is on another level but primarily, a true christian as Jesus Christ demonstrated.
Religion / Re: Mummy G.O Fabrics Now On Sale by muzilala: 10:35pm On Jan 08, 2022
Charisma01:


Its a shame. They don't know what they are doing

She’s not representing true christianity. Maybe your attention should be drawn to undiluted christianity.
Religion / Re: Mummy G.O Fabrics Now On Sale by muzilala: 10:28pm On Jan 08, 2022
ThinkSmarter:
Welcome to Nigeria where stupidity trends.
I wonder if Mummy G.O have ever been fingered, caressed, kissed, breasts sucked.
If these have been done to her by her husband or any other man and she experiences sweet, tingling sensations that look like a sister to orgasm, then Mummy GO will go to Hell fire

She has. In one of her videos, she said she was having sex with her occultic partner when she was into occultism and when she repented, she became a virgin again and became tight that the man was scared, and she’s still tight till today according to her.

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Religion / Re: Mummy G.O Fabrics Now On Sale by muzilala: 10:23pm On Jan 08, 2022
wevy:
These mummy G.O memes are becoming annoying.
Even supposed Christians are making a joke of Christianity. It's quite sad

Hi there, this has nothing to do with true christianity at all. It’s about someone that is making a clear joke to a few gullible people and it calls for laughter for some people, and concerns for some people that feel she needs help. Again, remove true christianity from this. It’s a 100% joke and why are you sad when you see a joke?
In your statement “ even supposed christians…..” can you please live true christianity out of this and refresh your mind?
I wish you peace of mind and fresh air.

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Romance / Re: Amnesty International"s Same-Sex Goal For 2022 (Photo) by muzilala: 12:10pm On Jan 06, 2022
On behalf of Pastor righteousness and MummyGO, we wee not take this. It is dead on arrival.

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Religion / Pastor Kumuyi’s Reformation Strategy (A Critical Observation) by muzilala: 9:55pm On Dec 27, 2021
KUMUYI'S REFORMATION STRATEGY AND THE DEEPER LIFE CHURCH: A Critical Observation

As an emerging futurist, I'm particularly drawn to patterns and trends. I attempt to stand in three spaces at the same time; yesterday, today and tomorrow. I deploy tools of critical analysis, strategic research and strategic foresighting to draw predictions and prospects. It's such an interesting ascent I must say.

One of the most talked about leadership recalibration and systemic transformation is that being experienced by the DEEPER CHRISTIAN LIFE MINISTRY, one of largest pentecostal assembly in world led by the International preacher, Pastor. W. F. Kumuyi.

The world obviously didn't expect that level of rapid rapid response to change in adminstrative, digital and other quarters.

Distinguished Brand Strategist, Keke Alder upholds that, "a vision is not different from it's visioner". So is the case of Deeper Life.

Pastor Kumuyi, a calm, systematic and diplomatic leader built his team and organization to embrace an orthodox - like, solemn and reserved approach to worship and spiritual activities. The preacher is sparsely involved in societal matters and when he does, has a diplomatic approach.

These, positioned Deeper Life on a unique part as most of their approaches differ largely from other pentecostal expressions. This, has been a matter of controversy for long but for a very focused leader, nothing deters his commitment to his received vision and to the unique template that guides his vision.

THE HINT

This was the case as many either accepted that uniqueness or ultimately let it be after much show of displeasure. Not until, a few years ago, the gifted teacher publicly declared his intentions to address matters of no eternal significance that were not helping the church to grow. In his words, "those things we put in place to help the church, which are not helping the church, he will remove them before he goes (indicative of his departure from earth through death).

That statement, sounded controversial and though not taking too serious or not knowing what to expect from the dynamic Puritan, it would be an entrance into an Irresistible reformation.

The popular leader, had simply deployed the "Clear The Way" strategy. A method deployed to gradually ease people into a dramatic change. Especially for a congregation built along some rigid and unconventional patterns.

THE DARE

Pastor Kumuyi, unrelenting about his resolve to position along his church along the lines of global relevance clearly began to show more commitment to interdenominational engagements.

The Lagos Strategic Leadership conference in partnership with the Christian Association Of Nigeria (CAN), Lagos, Chapter, The Wednesday Bible Study, that saw him move from church to church in communities in Lagos, The Independence Service and Lagos State Thanksgiving held at the Church Headquarters and a growing relationship with other spiritual and political leaders constituted a chain of salient yet critical foundations to support what was to come.

THE TRIGGER

Kumuyi turned 80 years on Sunday, June 6, 2021.

At the worship service that day which was attended by Governors Babajide Sanwo-Olu and Emmanuel Udom, some youths of the church strategically positioned at the first gallery of church building suddenly emerged from the blues and started blowing the trumpets and sang happy birthday to their pastor.

Service was temporary obstructed as they were overjoyed, singing and blowing the trumpets and other musical instruments. This was the first time such a thing has occurred in the history of Deeper Life, a conservative holiness church.

The action of the youths elicited mixed feelings in the church. While some were happy, others felt the youths have compromised the standard of the church.

But on Saturday, shortly before delivering his message at the workers’ meeting, Kumuyi doused the tension and said those who had been punished by their action during the service should be restored back to the working team.

The short address was clearly beyond a tension dousing agenda. It was an obvious endorsement of the youth arm of the church and a call to collaboration between both generations.

The Mathematics Scholar turned preacher had by some unimaginable equations, bridged a generational gap.

I dare to say that 6th June, 2021 will go down in history as the trigger of a denominational reformation.

THE SHOCKS

What followed was a long list of unusual practices.

- The commencement of THE GLOBAL CRUSADE - an EVANGELISTIC EXPRESSION that leverages on high level technology to reach nations of the world. With Abuja, Calabar, Enugu, Portharcourt, Uyo and most recently Lagos used as Alpha locations from where the rest of the world hook up. So far, they have been tremendous testimonies.

- The Social Media take over strategy.
The church invested labour and financial might into its social media positioning.
Excellent photography and videography to arrive at excellent coverage of events and cross continental link ups.

- DON MOEN!!!! That was it.
A guest music minister. Surely, no one expected that.
The 6 days crusade had the American worship leader lead worship for all the days.

This opened the door to subsequent invitations.
Pastor Nathaniel Bassey, Pastor William McDowell and most recently, Paul Baloche have all graced the Global platform.

- Electrifying atmosphere of worship and Praise

- Adjusted modus operandi

- Even the Pastor Kumuyi's physical appearance is not spared, as the 80 - year old looks uniquely dressed with some very perfect combinations capped a well patterned blazer and matching tie.
In addition, one would easily notice that he also has his notes and texts displayed on the screen as opposed to the older pattern of printed notes and flipping pages.

Among other truly fascinating adjustment!

THE GOAL

For an 80 years old, admitting that He is at the departure lounge of life would certainly be an easy call. The Man - Kumuyi and The Mandate - Deeper Christian Life Ministry will certainly be embracing continuity systems and longevity frames.

Though Pastor Kumuyi is still active in the work of Ministry, in fact a renowned preacher, Apostle Joshua Selman recently marvelled at his strength and doggedness. In his words " Pastor Kumuyi still engages crusades as though he's a young preacher seeking visibility"; his attention has obviously shifted to the next generation.

The whole picture intricately is a beautiful sight to behold and one can only just accept a visioner and his vision embrace change at the highest echelon of excellence and speed.

For me, it is what you get when flexibility is in place and EFFECTIVE youths are empowered enough!

Jonathan Isah
Strategist and Futurist
December, 2021


Addendum**
We’ve also seen the church’s verified social media pages jump on trends. For example, last October, the church handler posted “Na the kind anointing wey pastor Kumuyi dey receive i wan dey use now”

They’ve also posted “What God cannot do does not exist “
Which got people cheered up in the comments section.

Kudos Deeper life Church. This is real strategy in action.[/color]

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Food / Re: Pregnant Python Killed This Morning. See Picture Inside by muzilala: 8:58pm On Dec 11, 2021
Righteousness2:
grin

Combination of Army, Nscdc and traffic control snake butcherment.

Enjoy your Weekend brothers.

Wow, so you support animal abuse?
What happened to conservation?
This is sickening bro
Events / Cloud Form Angry Human Face In The Sky In Australia by muzilala: 5:10am On Nov 26, 2021
Can you see a face in the clouds?

When Shaquira Hobbs looked up to the sky in Lake Macquarie on Sunday night, she couldn't believe her eyes.

"I actually called my partner and said 'I'm not tripping or anything?'," Ms Hobbs told 9News. #9Today

STORY: http://9Soci.al/SbUw30s1WpM

Business / World’s Wealthiest Dog Puts Up $31.7 Million Mansion For Sale by muzilala: 6:51am On Nov 21, 2021
This German Shepherd is living a material dog’s dream. The canine is believed to be the world’s wealthiest dog after inheriting $500 million in real estate and investments from his owner’s trust fund.

In 1992, German countess Karlotta Liebenstein died without an heir and named Gunther III, her beloved pet, as her beneficiary.

A new generation of German Shepherds emerged, and today, Gunther VI is the proud heir to the Liebenstein fortune.

Gunther VI has handlers who oversee his life to ensure his needs are met and trust holdings are always protected and looked after.

Gunther VI owns many lavish properties, including a Miami estate and a Tuscany villa in Italy, where he mostly resides.

The German Shepherd is now selling the Miami mansion. In the 1990s, Madonna had purchased the Mediterranean home for $7.5 million. The nine-bedroom, nine-bathroom waterfront estate is currently listed for over $31 million.

via NowThis

- Daddy Righteousness please tell this dog that vanity upon vanity is real��⚠️

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