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*consulting the oracle* my dear, IFA says she needs mfm deliverance

Adaeze003:
My life is not up for discussion here but you should step out of the ghetto more... meet classy people... that ghetto lifestyle has eaten deep into your mentality

Typical naija guy... shallow (I'm not bashing all naija guys oh... just this one )

*slaps her on the face* don't u no u r talking to a man.u lack respect

@op bring our wife to me nd let me help u train her up

Bonapart:
Welcome back dullard... last time I check your boyz still killing and bombing

You haven't tell them to them to stop yet i guess... lets hope you do soon so you won't make ur own tenure ungovernable

sowi ehn... I no how u feel, bt remember it is 4 yes of sadness

prettythicksme:
yes but such will never to him ijn cos he's my life

u keh..u web b seh u go run live am

yes, if I had 3 or 4 but not with 2

lekankolade:
Answer:
Indeed, Cain and Abel 1 had to marry their sisters,
considering that there were no other women around. King
David writes, 2 "The world was built with kindness." Our
sages explain that this verse is referring to G‑d's kindness
in allowing Adam and Eve's children to marry their own
sisters in order to populate the species. 3
The Midrash tells us that Cain was born with a twin sister
and Abel was born with two sisters. 4 They each married the
sister who was born with them. According to one opinion, it
was actually a quarrel over who would get to marry the third
sister that led to Cain slaying Abel. 5
The third generations of humans had no need for this
loophole, because marriage between first cousins is not
considered incest according to Torah law.
So why are these daughters not mentioned in the Torah?
They are. Later in Genesis 6 we are told, "And the days of
Adam after he fathered Seth were eight hundred years, and
he fathered sons and daughters"—though we are not
informed of their identities. The Torah only records the
names of those who were leaders of note, those who played
a role in the biblical narrative, or the men who formed the
chain of lineage connecting Adam to Noah (and later Noah
to Abraham).
FOOTNOTES
1. Adam's third son, Seth, possibly married one of his nieces
(uncle-niece marriage is not forbidden according to Torah
law.
2. Psalms 89:3.
3. Cited in Rashi's commentary on Leviticus 20:17. There
Rashi explains that this is the reason why the Torah
employs the unusual term "chesed, " which is usually
translated as kindness, to describe the prohibition against
brother-sister incest.
4. Genesis Rabbah 22:2.
5. Ibid. 7. Cain claimed the right to this sister because he was
the firstborn. Abel maintained that he should marry her
because she was his triplet.

he actually married his sister nd let not 4get that then it was no crime until during the time of moses when he collected the law

u wey my grandma virgin pass u

I love ur creativity... what a live well spent...u r living in the past

repent now and be baptised coz 2moro might be 2 late

even the juju man 4 my village no fit do am... buhari all d way

freedom96:
Sagacity + courage=General Buhari
Cluelessness + humility =
Cc:Lalasticala


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jona dumb

ki lo kan mi pelu eleyii...*walks out on thread, hissing mtcheew*

let him see a friend of yours that is more experience in sexmatology

Weah96:
Who did this God give this warning to? Nobody said anything to me.

God surely planted sense in u, but u refuse to let it germinate

marshalcarter:
Why is it you lyk quoting sum1 with a very useless question




Yes....m gay...let my father try cum closer to me nd try nonsense...den he get ready to dine with the devil

what was his offence

marshalcarter:
Mehn

Phuck dis world and the government We really livin in hell

are u a gay

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Oyind17:
Mumu

sorry for your future

Daliano:
Good morning Nlanders...I am a youth in my early twenties but I have this problem,I find every lady attractive.Even the ugly one's I find something about them to make me like them,not necessarily about beauty.What should I really do cause me no wan marry ugly girl o...

when last did u had sex..try a gyrl out, u r being childish

@ op, did u see dt thing flying off... dts ur sense

ClintonNzedimma:
Meanwhile one somewhere in Oshogbo, a guy be like 'will my android turn to sweet?'
lollipop ni ifenusoko

are u sure this is nt a generational curse that is affecting our reasoning...try to see a psychiatrist

starlingslimnet:
Na superlative foolishness.

hop sey u no dey too order sha..I ll like to date u because of that... I get both the pocket thing (kudi) and under thing(otum)

I be person wey broken down spoil him English...I came across this saying nd will like to translate to English
''yam wey don don, don don ''

your foolishness no get mate..

ilotriouzAY:
Take it from me these methods have worked before, but don't come running back if a chic slaps you (may be you didn't follow the instructions well). If you're a guy wanting a relationship check yourself and see if you have any of these if you don't time to up your game.

1) Make it big!

This means get yourself a career that pays you well. It doesn't matter whether it's in the corporate world or in the hustling world of the street, if you have the spending power you're a hit with the girls.

2) Make a name for yourself

The girls wouldn't turn down a chance to have a BF that's admired and well known, it makes them feel lucky and every girl likes being lucky.

3) Dress right and tight

If you have an athletic physique and a fine face it won't fly with most Naija girls if you dress like a hard core born again (no offence if you're one) Your high class, fashionable dressing plus natural looks will sell you any day.

4) The Magic Word

Girls are sensitive to words and they're often moved to act based on them and many Nigerian girls have theirs. For some it could be Cash, others compliments. If you say her smile is very cute in most cases she'll be moved to think about you. Tell her you want to try out a game and need a partner. If she asks what's the game tell her shopping. Once again the magic words in reverse order; shopping, cute smile, cash to name a few. There are many more be creative.

5) Make her to feel envied by her female folk

Most women want other women to envy them. Buy a Nigerian girl an expensive item other girls crave for just as a gift and nothing more (while you're chyking her) telling her it's not a bribe, 95% of the time she'll give you her number if you ask her for it. The rest falls in place with time.

Has any of these methods worked for me? Your guess is as good as mine!

http://the-nigerian..com/2013/12 /5-ways-to-catch-typical-nigerian-girl.html

wow...this is the worst poo of the century

in your view.. who is the best President ever in Nigeria, is it Obasanjo who recently said he chose yaradua because others are corrupt or yaradua (the chosen one) or his successor Goodluck Jonathan or this present administration

United Bank for Africa Plc (UBA) has unveiled a
short code for its customers, who may have
registered in other banks, to enable them submit
their Bank Verification Number (BVN) into the
bank’s database.
The bank also said it has put measures in place
to ensure convenient and hassle-free process,
leveraging on its information technology
infrastructure.
The short code, *919*6#, according to the bank,
is made simple as well as it process.
The Group Managing Director and Chief Executive
Officer, Philips Oduoza, during the launch of the
code, said the bank’s initiative will help give a
tremendous boost to the overall success of the
exercise.
“With 2.7 million registrations as at today, UBA is
currently the leading bank in BVN registrations
among banks in Nigeria. We invite all customers
to take advantage of this innovation, one of many
initiatives of the bank to provide convenient
banking solutions and excellent service to our
customer,” he said.
However, the Executive Director, Group
Information Technology, UBA, Rasheed Adegoke,
said: “All a customer has to do is to send his or
her valid BVN from the telephone number that
was used to open their account to the short code
number and it will become automatically linked.”
He noted that the introduction of this simplified
process was in response to some of the
challenges associated with the ongoing BVN
exercise.
“UBA has come up with this novel process to
ensure that customers who already have their
BVN do not have any issues submitting it to their
alternate banks,” explained Adegoke.
He added that once customers submit their BVN
through the code, they will get an immediate
response letting them know whether their BVN is
valid or incorrect.
The responses will be accompanied by a phone
number through which further enquiries can be
made by the customers if required.
In addition to this phone number, customers can
also reach UBA on social media through
Facebook and twitter or by calling UBA’s
Customer Fulfillment Centre for further
clarifications.
The BVN is a unique number given to all bank
customers in Nigeria who had their finger prints
and pictures taken at bank branches around the
country.
However, each customer’s biometric and personal
data is attached to all bank accounts he or she
operates whether personal or corporate, to ensure
every customers have single BVN no matter the
number of accounts they operate in as many
banks as they desire. http://www.ngrguardiannews.com/2015/07/uba-unveils-code-for-submission-of-bvn-registration/

I don't hear

ehn ehn

IamLEGEND1:
there is no reason watsoeva they were made intellectually inferior from the very beginning. #NaJokeO

grab DT ladies