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NewsINigeria: Then who can call it off? Doctors should stop killing people.

govt also shld stop killing doctors

y r d hauz against nyako wen nobody is against gej.... upon all dis insecurities of a thing.... let dis man enjoy his tenure and vacate com 2015..afterall even a slug nigga will fill his bank account if opportuned

even American go no sey nah only d mad person waka com tak judgement bt b4 den ''ama fi eeru fun eeru.. yepe fun yepe ''

The Super Eagles handler insists the NFF must keep to his terms for him to remain in charge of the Nigeria national team

Nigeria coach Stephen Keshi has said he won’t accept any new contract from the Nigeria Football Federation unless they keep to his terms and condition.

Addressing newsmen after meeting with the sports minister in Abuja, the ‘big boss’ revealed that there are many violated clauses in the initial contract with the NFF and will guide against such.

"If they agree to my condition, why not? ,” Keshi told reporters.

"I have started something here in Nigeria which I would love to finish if everything comes good but if not, I will like to move my trade to somewhere else, It is always a good experience when you go out there and do something different.

"It is not just South Africa that want me only that they are the ones that have gone to the media to make it public, lots of countries want me, if nothing good comes out I will move my trade elsewhere,” he continued.

"No need to bring in sympathy here, I have served this country very well. It is about professionalism now.

"I have kids in the university who I have to take care of and sympathy will not take care of my kids and family.”


The former Super Eagles captain also revealed and complained bitterly about some of the contractual terms that have been violated by the Nigeria football ruling body.

"The definition of a contract is when two parties talk and agree on what is suitable and not suitable.

"You cannot just give me an offer and say sign and I will sign, it does not make sense.

"Any trip I take to US to see my family is from my pocket, for a year and half I have been paying my assistant coach Valeri salary, which is not supposed to be, Silvanus Okpala not in the team for no reason,” he concluded.

http://www.goal.com/en-ng/news/4093/nigeria/2014/07/05/4937593/keshi-gives-nff-conditions-for-new-contract

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Second Republic Governor of Kaduna State, Alhaji
Balarabe Musa, on Thursday, took a swipe at
President Goodluck Jonathan, alleging that his
incompetence has affected every part of Nigeria.
Musa, who said this during an interview with The
PUNCH , added that the fact that over 200
schoolgirls abducted by the Boko Haram sect from
Chibok, Borno State, had not been rescued after 80
days showed gross incompetence on the part of the
Federal Government.
He described the involvement of foreign security
agents in the bid to rescue the schoolgirls and halt
Boko Haram insurgency as unpatriotic, saying the
Federal Government had the capacity to handle the
situation.
Musa said, “Jonathan’s incompetence has affected
every part of Nigeria. The inability to resolve the
issue of the abduction of the schoolgirls from
Chibok, Borno State and the continued abduction of
women and children is a show of gross
incompetence on the part of the Federal
Government.
“Apart from that, President Goodluck Jonathan and
his government went ahead to unpatriotically invite
foreigners to solve a problem that the Federal
Government has the capacity to solve. And up till
today, the foreigners have not been able to identify
where the abducted children are. Nothing concrete
is coming both from the Federal Government and
those invited to help.”
When asked if it was proper for Jonathan to seek
re-election given the current state of the nation,
Musa said the Peoples Democratic Party would
suffer defeat in the 2015 presidential election if it
nominated the President as its candidate.
He said, “Considering the negative state of the
nation, that has affected every part of Nigeria,
particularly the level of poverty and insecurity.
Jonathan should not contest for re-election in 2015.
His party will not even nominate him. But if it does,
it will face the consequences, because Jonathan
will lose the election woefully.
“He will not get reasonable votes even in the
South-South where he comes from because the
South-South is also suffering from the negative
state of the nation. South-South people are also
suffering from the current level of unemployment,
hunger and insecurity. Jonathan’s incompetence
has affected every part of Nigeria.”
Musa also ruled out the possibility of the All
Progressives Congress being behind the Boko
Haram insurgency, saying no political party has the
capacity to sponsor such sustained terrorist
attacks.
He said the insurgency was aimed at destabilising
Nigeria and noted that only the Federal Government,
some rich criminals, and foreign imperialists, who
are seeking the disintegration of Nigeria, have the
capacity to sponsor it.

A Cape Town man has been arrested for allegedly
cutting out the heart of his ex-girlfriend’s current
boyfriend before sitting down to eat it with a knife
and fork.
Police in Gugulethu were alerted by victim
Mbuyiselo Manona’s neighbours who saw the
suspect through the window sitting beside the man
and “digging from the body and stuffing his face”.
The unnamed suspect allegedly stabbed 62-year-
old Manona in the chest and neck and bit him on
the left side of the face, with police finding him with
a piece of heart dripping from his mouth.
The attack is believed to have been motivated by
jealousy, as Manona had been dating the suspect’s
ex Nomonde Tshabalala, who has been left in a
state of shock.
Western Cape police spokesman Captain Frederick
van Wyk said of the incident, which took place at
around 10.30pm on Tuesday: “On the scene they
found a suspect, a Zimbabwean, eating the heart of
a human with a knife and fork..
“[The police] were informed that the victim had
been stabbed on the left side of his chest and in his
neck, and had a bite mark on the right side of his
face.”
The neighbour who witnessed the attack told Times
Live the man had been hired by Manona to install
new windows at his house.
“When we got there the man kept muttering ‘I am
the king’ and declaring his undying love for the
woman,” they said.
“He then cut the heart out and ate it before the
police came and took him away.”
Manona’s sister, Thembela, said her brother had
been in a relationship with Soloshe for more than
four years and “didn’t deserve to die in the hands of
an animal.”

Oloruntobi Dare, a Nigerian student of Hubert
Flowers High School is among the 1000
beneficiaries to win the coveted Bill Gates Millenium
scholarship worth $350,000. Oluwatobi who is a
naturalized American has shown a consistent
display of talent and brains since her pre-school in
the USA.
The Gates Millennium Scholars (GMS) Program
selects 1,000 talented students each year to
receive a good-through-graduation scholarship to
use at any college or university of their choice.
She has shown a consistent display of talent and
intelligence since he started pre-school education.
Besides winning the Bill Gates scholarship, she has
won other awards including:
Most Outstanding Science Student, Herbert
Flowers High School, Maryland;
Winner, Prince George’s Community Church’s
8th Annual African American History Essay
Contest;
3rd place winner, Maryland Coalition for Gifted
and Talented Education Essay Contest 2014;
Maryland Representative at the commemoration
of the 70th Anniversary Pearl Harbor Day
Parade.
Congratulations to her!

Some policemen and their families escaped being
crushed to death on Monday night following the
collapse of a two-story building at the Pedro Police
barracks, Somolu in Lagos State.
The building, which served as the kitchen, bathroom
and toilet extension, collapsed at about 8.30pm. and
has rendered no fewer than 27 families homeless.
Speaking to Punch, Faith, wife of a sergeant in the
barracks, explained that the collapse was not
surprising considering the dilapidated state of the
barracks, while saying the collapse happened when
many people were already in their sitting rooms and
bedrooms, else there would have been casualties.
“The noise was so loud that the people living
outside the police barracks came in to see whether
an explosion had taken place. For now, some of us
have started packing because we do not know
which building is the next. As you can see, the state
of the buildings are not different from one another,”
she said.
Another resident, who identified himself as Charles
Averikson, called on the Federal Government to
renovate the buildings in the barracks.
He said: “We want the government to come to our
rescue. This building is the first victim of
government’s negligence, we do not know which is
the next. You know collapses are common,
especially as we enter the rainy season. We thank
God the building did not collapse in the morning
during our bath.”
On Tuesday, officers of the National Emergency
Management Agency, NEMA, were at the scene of
the incident trying to evaluate the extent of damage.
The NEMA spokesperson, South-west Zone,
Ibrahim Farinloye, said efforts were on to evacuate
the residents.

NIGERIA is suffering greater carnage at the hands
of Islamist group, Boko Haram, than it did during a
secessionist civil war, yet this has ironically made
the country’s break-up less likely, Nobel laureate,
Professor Wole Soyinka, has said.
Speaking to Reuters at his home in Abeokuta, Ogun
State, Soyinka said the horrors inflicted by the
militants had shown Nigerians across the mostly
Muslim North and Christian South that sticking
together might be the only way to avoid even
greater sectarian slaughter.
“The bloodshed is now worse than during the
1967-1970 Biafra war when a secessionist attempt
by the eastern Igbo people nearly tore Nigeria up
into ethnic regions,” he added.
“We have never been confronted with butchery on
this scale, even during the civil war,” Soyinka said
in his front room, surrounding by traditional wooden
sculptures of Yoruba deities on Tuesday.
“There were atrocities (during Biafra) but we never
had such a near predictable level of carnage and
this is what is horrifying,” Soyinka added.
“I think ironically the break-up is less likely now,”
Soyinka said, adding that “for the first time, a sense
of belonging is predominating. It’s either we stick
together now or we break up, and we know it would
be not in a pleasant way.”

Mahmud Sayyaidi, (aka Mazaje), alleged to be a son
of an Emir in Jigawa State (name withheld) was on
Wednesday, at Sa’adatu Rimi College of Education,
Kano, caused a bomb scare, when he refused
attempt by security operatives to search his car at
the main gate of the institution.
This is just as the state police spokesman, Magaji
Majiya, refuted a claim that the arrested man was a
son of an emir, saying “I don’t know whether the
arrested man was a son of an emir, all I can say is
that a man was arrested at the school premises on
the allegation of refusal to have his car searched by
the security operatives at the gate of the school
It will be recalled that last month, an explosion at
the School of Hygiene, Kano, claimed no fewer than
eight lives, and since then, every institution in the
state, had mapped out strategies against such
occurrence in their schools.
According to an eyewitness, “the pandemonium was
caused around 2:oop.m, when most of the students
were in the lecture rooms, when Mahmud drove
into the school premises, but was followed by
security operatives.”
While speaking with the Police Public Relations
Officer, Magaji Majiya said, “we were alerted when
the incident occurred and we drafted our men to the
scene, adding that a man was arrested while his car
was also brought to the police headquarter.”
The ppro said they did not find anything
incriminating inside the car, no bomb nor any
explosive item, but stated that the car was in their
custody.

dis is y it is good to always wear a condom

mikel is a complete flop... 2 me he is much of d snail family

boko haram

abeg shey dis boko boys no dey do Ramadan....

u all shld go nd search 4 ''the 1st nd 2nd book of adam and eve'', u willl knw more about the creation story. i haav red it nd i no abit more aabout creation story

he be lyke say mr.okorocha don giv 1 small girl belle,him wan con use style legalise abortion so that him go fit abort 4 d gyrl

APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY MY
DAUGHTER.
FILL THE FORM IN OWN HAND WRITTING
AND IN BLOCK LETTERS. I, _______________, hereby apply to marry
your daughter Sir. I am _____ years old.
Please answer the following questions
honestly.
1. Do you go to church? Yes/No
2. Do you have a degree or diploma? Yes/ No.
3. Are you still a virgin? Yes/No.
4. Are you working? Yes/No.
5. Do you have a car? Yes/No.
If your answer to any of the above
questions was NO, do not continue. Leave my house and don't look back.
If all your answers were YES, then
continue.
1. In 50 words or more, describe the
disadvantages of cheating in marriage. _
___________________ ___________________ _
2. With the aid of a diagram, explain how
you can give respect to your father in-
law
or mother in-law.
3. Suppose your wife says, "honey, I need money for my hair-style at the saloon",
what would you answer? _______________
_____ ____________________
4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce. ____
________________ ____________________
5. What does the term 'good husband' mean to you? ____________________ _____
_______________
6. Do you have both dad and mum? Yes/
No. If No, explain why? 7. Were your
parents legally married? Yes/No. If YES,
for how long? If the time of their marriage is less than your age, explain
why you were born out of wedlock. 8.
Explain the meaning of ''COME HOME
EARLY" as used by women. (100 words)
9. Give any THREE reasons that can cause
a man to sleep outside his house. 10. In case of divorce, who do you think is
the owner of the kids between father
and mother?
Answer the following by Yes or No.
1. Do you drink alcohol? Yes/No.
2. Do you smoke? Yes/No. 3. Are you short-tempered?Yes/No.
LAST PART, BUT EQUALLY IMPORTANT.
1. When can you be free for interviews? _
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__________________
2. When can be the best time to interview your dad? ____________________
3. When can I interview your mum? _____
_______________
4. When can I interview your church
pastor.
5. Please stick your passport size photo below, which will be put in newspaper to
check if you have other girlfriends.
Sign here: ___________
Sign again: __________
Thank you for showing interest in my
daughter. Your application will be processed in 4years time.
You will be acknowledged only if you
emerge successful.
As you are waiting, please don't call me,
or visit me, or contact my daughter, you
will be disqualified. Leave your details in case I need to ask
you more questions.
Postal Address: ______________________
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Email: ______________________ Phone: ______________________
Facebook: ______________________

Chelsea have reached an agreement over the
signing of the midfielder Marco van Ginkel from
Vitesse Arnhem. The 20-year-old, who played for Holland in this
year's European Under-21 Championships having
made his senior debut last year, has two years
remaining on his contract with the Eredivisie club
and will reportedly cost £8m. A short statement on Chelsea's website said:
"Chelsea Football Club and Vitesse Arnhem have
reached an agreement for the transfer of Marco van
Ginkel. The player will join Chelsea subject to a
medical, agreement of personal terms and legal
documentation." Van Ginkel has come up through the ranks at
Vitesse, making his senior debut in 2010 and
establishing himself as a regular in the starting line-
up last season. He would become José Mourinho's second summer
signing following the arrival of André Schürrle from Bayer Leverkusen. Mourinho is also considering returning to Norwich
City with an improved offer for their England goalkeeper, John Ruddy, having had an initial bid worth up to £5m for the player rejected.

wonderfu...........lll i luv these

with the death of tinubu mother confirmed,many politician have been commiserating with him on the death of his mother.and with the signing of the ''cremation bill'' to law in lagos state, i wonder if tinubu will even imagine burning his mother's corpse