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Christianity EtcRe: Different Kinds Of People You Will Meet In Nigerian Churches (Meme Collection) by mycoplasma: 12:35pm On May 27, 2018
CAPSLOCKED:

YOU FORGOT TO INCLUDE THE REST OF US

ALWAYS SITTING AT THE BACK, UNINTERESTED, DISAPPOINTED, AND HARDLY PARTICIPATING IN ANYTHING BECAUSE WE ALREADY KNOW THAT CHURCH "BUSINESS" IS A SCAM WITH NO BENEFITS FOR THE COMMON MAN, AND EVERYTHING COMING OUT OF THE PASTORS MOUTH IS FALSE NEWS.

WE ONLY ATTEND SERVICE TO IMPRESS OUR FAMILIES AND LOVERS. undecided
Hahahahahahaha

You no well oo
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do You Pray Before Taking Your Meal ? by mycoplasma: 12:30pm On May 27, 2018
EmpresFIDEL:
you should ask for the sake of God's glory, ask because he's your father and ask to fulfill God's will
Why fulfill what he designed and master planed? Abi don't you read your Bible?
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do You Pray Before Taking Your Meal ? by mycoplasma: 12:29pm On May 27, 2018
realmindz:
I should ask God to fulfill God's will.?

Christians are so confused that they say things that they themselves don't often understand...

Okay, and since when people have been asking God to fulfill God's will, why are millions of innocent children still suffering of hunger. ?
You see, you don't understand the Bible. Some part are not to be understood literally while some are.

Christians are funny
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do You Pray Before Taking Your Meal ? by mycoplasma: 12:24pm On May 27, 2018
nowpresence:
my answer was quite clear and direct.
No madam. This was ya response, "yes, thank god". Its very different from "YES, I thank god" - which I expected you will reply with.


Make it clear here by copying the any of the responses I wrote down and paste, instead of running in circle.

Hope you now dig. Do you thank god for live of people who lost their lives in ghastly car accident?
Christianity EtcRe: Why Cant Our Miracle Pastors Cure Ebola by mycoplasma: 10:41am On May 27, 2018
grin cheesy grin
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do You Pray Before Taking Your Meal ? by mycoplasma: 10:39am On May 27, 2018
realmindz:
But why do you have to beg him to provide for the weak. Does he need to be told?
Good question but
Lemme laugh small
Her Perfect answer below

EmpresFIDEL:
of course he's aware but he's the same God who ask us to ask, seek and knock..
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do You Pray Before Taking Your Meal ? by mycoplasma: 10:35am On May 27, 2018
EmpresFIDEL:
of course he's aware but he's the same God who ask us to ask, seek and knock..
Isn't that paradoxical to his so called OMNI nature? huh
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do You Pray Before Taking Your Meal ? by mycoplasma: 10:32am On May 27, 2018
EmpresFIDEL:
I thank God for the food, ask God to provide for those who don't have food to it and ask God to always provide for me.
Why pray for him to provide since you he's omni all? Or isn't he aware of ya wants and needs?
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do You Pray Before Taking Your Meal ? by mycoplasma: 10:18am On May 27, 2018
nowpresence:
Yes. Thank God
Do you thank god?

Stop playing word taekwondo here.

À response I want from you is - YES, I (ie you) THANK GOD FOR LIVES OF THOSE INVOLVED IN GHASTLY CAR ACCIDENT or YES, I (ie you) do
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do You Pray Before Taking Your Meal ? by mycoplasma:
nowpresence:
yes he is.
Yet under the canopy of a all loving god, many still starve to death in Africa where this omni god is exalted the most cheesy
There will always be poor people and rich people.
From a societal POV I guess and not biblical.
Whichever one we find our selves, gives thanks to God.
Even in car accident scenario abi?
If you don't like the situation work hard
Exactly I what I want you talk. Hard work pays and not the god factor bullsh!t
and God will see you through.
Was it god that did the hard work undecided
There is nothing room for everyone to fly.
This is not applicable to the doctrine of Christianity
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do You Pray Before Taking Your Meal ? by mycoplasma: 9:54am On May 27, 2018
nowpresence:
thank God for everything, both good and bad. Bad things must surely happen likewise good things. We pray to God to give us the strength to withstand those bad times and also to appreciate the good times.
You still haven't answered my question. When a ghastly car accident happen and people loss their lives, who do you thank? God?
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do You Pray Before Taking Your Meal ? by mycoplasma: 9:53am On May 27, 2018
Macon1212:
Uncountable reasons to pray before meal, many people have died while eating because their food are lazed with poison
what about those who survived poison? Who should they thank? And those that died, who should the relative thank?
or just because of other reason.
Like?
We pray so that God can provide other meal for us, we pray so that the meal would not work against our health, we pray so that we can dine with God in eternity etc
When you pray to a omniscient and omni-whatever god, isn't he aware of the situation cos praying to god is paradoxical to his omni attributes
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do You Pray Before Taking Your Meal ? by mycoplasma: 9:49am On May 27, 2018
abbeyty:
The shortest prayer before eating is...''plus God minus devil'' and are good to eat. But if hunger dey waya you you wont remember to pray
But Satan is a good guy na.

Even in the Bible, Satan didn't kill as much as god did. Infact, he always sought God's permission. God conspired with him.
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do You Pray Before Taking Your Meal ? by mycoplasma: 9:48am On May 27, 2018
webady:
Very wrong, it's not fear based or religion.

It's Ethical to say prayers for thanking God for provision. Not only food but for everything God blesses us with.
And Satan blessés Accident abi
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do You Pray Before Taking Your Meal ? by mycoplasma: 9:47am On May 27, 2018
Yankiss:
Na u sabi. I am grateful to God not to food chain or web, whatever you mean!
I love your honesty. Hahahaha
Christianity EtcRe: God Is An Atheist: What Theists Cant argue.Discover God's God by mycoplasma: 9:46am On May 27, 2018
butterflylion:
Evidence from a non existent God to show that he exists despite him already not existing to you and thereby having his non existence unable to provide a directly linked evidence to his existence? I guess you do not realise your own folly grin

Mental evaluation is surely needed for you.

You need to come out from the bush you have already entered.
If you can't beat them, you resort to word trade grin
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do You Pray Before Taking Your Meal ? by mycoplasma: 9:39am On May 27, 2018
nowpresence:
why don't you feed this millions?
But your god claimed he's powerful and all loving.
Besides, the moniker you quoted didn't claim to be god. So you're saying nothing
Christianity EtcRe: God Is An Atheist: What Theists Cant argue.Discover God's God by mycoplasma: 9:38am On May 27, 2018
butterflylion:
God > A sacrilegious placeholder for atheists to dishonestly show their ignorance

God > an explanation far beyond the scope of atheists.

God > something theists know exist (complex being), something atheists say does not exist yet want an also non existent proof which an alleged non existent God has to offer.

God > a torment to atheists despite not existing.
You can romance that message very well cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: God Is An Atheist: What Theists Cant argue.Discover God's God by mycoplasma: 9:37am On May 27, 2018
butterflylion:
This is the very senselessness prevalent in atheism.

I should provide a link where you claimed you are an atheist as if the Genesis and revelation of your life is on nairaland. Smh

Perhaps you should provide a link where you said you are not an atheist with proof of that assertion.

A claim on a faceless forum isn't empirical.
Hahaha hahaha. Zero evidence as usual. Enter bush joor
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do You Pray Before Taking Your Meal ? by mycoplasma: 9:34am On May 27, 2018
sweetilicious:
To thank God for providing the meal for you,and to bless him for your ability to cook and eat it in good health.In everything, thank God.
Who do you thank when car accidents happen going by ya statement?
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do You Pray Before Taking Your Meal ? by mycoplasma: 9:33am On May 27, 2018
Yankiss:
Aren't you begging the question? You could be one of those people starving but God said NO. You are alive today, many are dead. Isn't that enough to be grateful other than start philosophizing on those not lucky enough? We cannot question Him. God is above our knowledge.
It's simply food web and food chain, not gods grace

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