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Hello, how are you doing?

Do you live around Nyanya. Karu. Jikwoyi. Kurudu area?

if you are fun and lively, neat and cheerful, honest and gentle (no hot temper pls) then feel free to chat me up and let's connect. LADIES ONLY

28 and above pls. No long distance pls. Thanks.

08025174794

but why pretend as if they care if the virus spreads. because it is aso rock?

inside life.
inside Nigerian life

luvyaself95:
ARE YOU SURE THAT GIRL IS TWO YEARS OLD because her words are bigger than and she got me laugh so hard here

i always knew she was very smart but this one gave me goosebumps and i felt humiliated at the same time

right. and we are here staying at home so that these ones above the law can bring it to people at home.

sorry funke & JJC

LadyGCrueDKilaB:
hi can you pm me first so we could talk before I get comfortable enough to message you on WhatsApp? I LOVE Greenday too, boulevard of broken dreams is my fave music from them. I also love Linkin park (rip Chester). It's truly hard to see guys that share same music passion as me. PM me on my other moniker 0kn.m as I don't have access to the email of this one. I'm based in Use and I am 27 although I turn 28 in September, hope that wont be an issue. Looking forward to ur mail. Remember, send a pm @ 0kn.m (remove the dot when you search for the name).

hi. how are you doing? don't you think it would be much more simpler for you to buzz me on whatsapp then feel free to disconnect if you don't feel COMFORTABLE? rather than to make me start looking for your other moniker then PM you then wait for you to be comfortable then wait for you to send me a message on whatsapp

thats a funny way of making a very simple thing so complicated.

cheers.

Jeromejnr:
Is that how much you like Greenday? I am a green day fan also.

Holiday and American idiot are my favourite tracks from them.

have u listened to the live performance version of those songs? use a nice head phone in a quiet place and you would find yourself in the crowd.

1Sharon:
Maybe he had scars or deformities

the rumors was he was hermaphrodite. it remained a mystery till he left.

MRAKBEE:
U are really weird too. Infact much more wierd than those fellows you mentioned above.

sound so sure like you have lived with me before. but its all good tho. cheers

1Sharon:
Maybe he had body image issues and didn't want ppl to see him naked.

body image? at what age?
he was very conscious of it till he left the school. 6 years. no worry guys will understand this better

DanseMacabre:
Boulevard of Broken Dreams used to be a favourite too. I also loved one with U2, 'The Saints are Coming' or something like that. I think it was for Darfur or so.

i cried to my daddy on the telephone... how long.
nice song

hmmmn
you know how sometimes you pray to meet someone just like you.

i met a girl many years back. i am very dark and she was very fair and pretty. we just blended from the first day we met. i would be thinking of something and next thing she is talking about it or she calls and talks about it. it was so much like she was 10 steps ahead of me in my thoughts and it became very scary. it was more than telepathy.

back then in school. i went to my friend's lodge to play ball then after the match i went to their lodge bathroom to have a bath. I was having my bath and someone was already in the next bathroom and she started singing BOULEVARD OF BROKEN DREAMS by GREENDAY, it was a girl. Out of surprise, I was singing the song with her and she sang it with no mistake. then she left the bathroom. I came out and told my friend about it. We went to all the rooms with babes inside and they were all like i was speaking German. That was over 10 years ago still can't forget it.

if you ever went to boarding school, you would likely meet lots of weird people.
I know a guy who nobody never ever saw him take a bath. yes he took a bath and he was very neat but he would wait till there was nobody or he bath very early when everywhere is still dark. Boys hostel where guys can walk around and bath together yet nobody saw him without a shirt for 6 years. I will not say his name... the internet is a small place.

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I saw my neighbors child sitting down quiet like she was sad and bored. I tried to cheer her up with toys and those barney & friends stuff. Nothing was working. she didn't say a word for like 5 more minutes & I was still trying to cheer her up. Next thing she screamed at me CAN'T YOU SEE I AM THINKING OF SOMETHING? PLEASE STAY QUIET. then she went blank again. walahi i was shocked. she was just 2 years old.

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Let me add one i remembered
this happened during my NYSC. One very cold early morning I was jogging to my friend's house so we can gym then suddenly a fly entered my eye. you know how frustrating this can be right? i stopped running so I could rub my eye but one very old woman from nowhere on that lonely road told me not to rub my eyes. she was not speaking in English or yoruba but was just making gesture and some noises like dumb people usually do. she demonstrated that i should spit twice on the floor. I did it and the fly just came out without stress. I don't know if this is an ancient trick or what but it was a very weird experience.

who?

and police will release him in a few hours. leaving the woman in deeper danger.

robbery every day
robbery every where

i don't know what features these sick guys see in minors that make them have this desire to furk

Please catch him and tie him to a tree full of bees & soldier ants then pour milk and sugar on him. death is too small

King Leopold and co

which kain empty news be this one? abi you no go school?

seems police have been waiting for such a long time for opportunity like this so they can use nigerians for target practice.

This shop might be her major source of income for the past 10 years. And that is how suicide rates will start to increase. Special thanks to government

Many politicians would pop a nice bottle of wine for this news. then pay their PRO to write a nice eulogy for Kyari

he's just another Nigerian. not more important than Leah Shuaibu & other Nigerians who suffer every day in a blessed country.

Pheals:
thanks but ain't writing proposals

you write, you don't write, all for yourself. cheers.

eew

and we sleep and wake with this same people.
and one of them is our presi...

the most embarrassing part is that when the world sees this, they will not say hausa or north or almajiri; they will say NIGERIAN.

dear Mr Lugard and all those that joined us together with these cows, May your corpses continue to remain fresh in your graves while ants and earthworms keep eating it.

sorry but where is Mr Kyari? Thats the one Nigerians want to know about. Not this guy.