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Thanks @All for your response .I will try it out

Please gurus in the house, how can I format a laptop that comes with window vista and in German language. I want to install window 7 or other windows.
It is a Samsung product
Thanks

I got a laptop but it came with window vista and in German language.
I want to format it and install window 7 or other windows . It is a Samsung product.
Thanks

simplemach: My dear pls, in d name of God i beg u to change ur topic. It is wrong. Its man city and not united

Sorry bro, it waz a mistake... Thanks for pointing it out

Diego Costa is fit to lead the line for Chelsea
as they look to extend their perfect start to the
Barclays Premier League season away to
champions Manchester City.

The Spain forward has scored seven goals in
his first four matches in England's top flight,
but the hamstring issues that dogged the end
of his campaign with Atletico Madrid last
season have resurfaced.

Costa scored a hat-trick in last weekend's 4-2
win over Swansea City at Stamford Bridge, but
was limited to a late appearance as Chelsea
drew 1-1 with Schalke in their UEFA
Champions League opener on Wednesday.
Jose Mourinho has a full squad to choose
from and, though conceding Costa is not yet
ready to play a full schedule, confirmed the
striker will line up on Sunday at the Etihad
Stadium, where Chelsea won 1-0 in the league
last term.

"Diego is not in the best condition but he will
start the game,” Mourinho said. "We tried to
do our best, the player is fantastic in his
amazing attitude to be available for the team.
We have to protect him until he gets
completely fit.

"He plays Sunday, he doesn't play against
Bolton [Wanderers on Wednesday in the
League Cup], he plays against Aston Villa next
Saturday, let's hope he goes in the right
direction and is able to play in every game."

Mourinho's counterpart Manuel Pellegrini will
be desperate for a win as City are the closest
of Chelsea's predicted title challengers, but sit
five points off the pace. A reaction is also
required from the champions in their third big
game in the space of nine days.

Martin Demichelis rescued a 2-2 draw at
Arsenal last Saturday before Bayern Munich’s
Jerome Boateng struck a late winner against
his former club in midweek in the Champions
League.

Pellegrini was also shorn of his star striker for
large parts in Germany, with Sergio Aguero
only fit enough for a 16-minute showing from
the bench. But the Argentina forward is also
set to start on Sunday, much to Pellegrini's
relief, having suffered defeat to Chelsea in
each of last season's Premier League
meetings.

"He's fresh for Sunday and I am sure that we
will make a difference,” Pellegrini said. "When
he is 100% fit he makes a difference."

Aguero's return is a boost to Pellegrini but the
61-year-old is without the injured Stevan
Jovetic (hamstring) and Fernando (groin).

Manchester City (from): Caballero, Hart,
Wright, Boyata, Clichy, Demichelis, Kolarov,
Kompany, Mangala, Nastasic, Sagna, Zabaleta,
Fernandinho, Lampard, Milner, Nasri, Navas,
Silva, Sinclair, Toure, Aguero, Dzeko.

Chelsea (from): Cech, Courtois, Schwarzer,
Ake, Azpilicueta, Cahill, Christensen, Filipe,
Ivanovic, Terry, Zouma, Fabregas, Hazard,
Matic, Mikel, Oscar, Ramires, Salah, Willian,
Costa, Drogba, Remy, Schurrle.

Match appointments

Referee: Mike Dean Assistants: J Brooks, S
Burt Fourth Official: P Dowd......
This will be a real test for Chelsea and I pray we go home with 3 points.

Fellow nairalanders, If God will allow you to go
invincible to others for one month, how will you
handle your new status?

You will not be seen by others but you will see
them. You will not be touched by others but you
will touch them. Be honest..what will you achieve
as an invisible person in one month??

Let's go there..

Fellow nairalanders, If God will allow you to go invincible to others for one month, how will you handle your new status?

You will not be seen by others but you will see them. You will not be touched by others but you will touch them. Be honest..what will you achieve as an invisible person in one month?

Let's go go there...

That's why I like Ele-ele school..... You can use phone in the school but only if it is Nokia torch..
Playing prank my foot.. Nigerians take everything as joke even when serious things are happening.
Nonsense.

spyder880: Awgu is under Udi senatorial zone. And, trust Nkanu people to hijack power after Nsukka tenure, that's why Awgu is afraid.

I don't even care where the next governor emerges from as far as he or she touches all the places in the state.

I am from Nkanu east but the last Nkanu man, Chimaroke that ruled Enugu did not reach our domain at all. Even up till now we are still praying and hoping that Enugu state government should remember us..

I am talking about Ubahu - Owo - Amechi Idodo - Amankanu and the rest.
I don't know if we are not among Enugu state.
Peace be with you...

Please aside aliexpress, dhgate, dx, which other site can one get something like Samsung galaxy s4 gt-i9500 for $80 or macbook air for $200. I saw someone talking about it on Facebook but he was selling the information.
Peace be you

Less than 24 hours after the sad news that Sheikh Umar Khan, the 39 year-old doctor from Sierra Leona who has been leading the fight against Ebola, had himself contracted the virus , we hear news of Ebola in Lagos, Obalende area to be precise.

Channels TV reported that a 40 yearbook Liberian man is being treated as a possible case of Ebola in Lagos. The hospital where the man is on admission has been cordoned off (as part of the quarantine protocol for any case of Ebola detection), and the Lagos state government has made a press statement about it.

Should you be scared? No; but not because Ebola isn’t serious, but because fear doesn’t work. We don’t need fear. We don’t need panic. We need to take action.

Ebola in Lagos, here are the symptoms

It typically starts with flu-like symptoms:

General feeling of being unwell (“feeling somehow”)
Increased body temperature Sore throat and headache Weakness

Joint, muscle and chest pain

Basically, the person might feel like they have what most of us Nigerians usually think of as malaria symptoms.

Like I said, these are the ones it typically starts with. Others include:

Throat infection: sore throat, hiccups, feeling like you’re out of breath.

The nervous system can be affected: headaches, confusions fatigue, and even seizures and coma.

Skin: rash, bleeding below the skin surface (haematomas—and when they are large, ecchymoses).

(This bleeding is not a good sign, by the way.)

One more thing to note: the way Ebola spreads is by exposure to body fluids (blood, sweat, saliva, mucus, tears—and yes, semen and vaginal secretion). It is not known to spread by AIR. I’ll repeat that:

EBOLA IS NOT KNOWN TO SPREAD BY AIR.

So relax — you don’t have to hold your breath.

What can you do to protect yourself?

I know, this is what you really want to know.

Wash your hands. Often. With soap and water.

Avoid close contact with anyone who is sick, and be careful with anything they have touched. If possible, don’t touch it, and if you must, be sure to wash your hands thoroughly after. (And you don’t wash your hands just any way: you’ll find a link to a video on
exactly how to do it at the end of this post.)

Urge anyone you know who develops Any sickness AT ALL (or yourself, if you’re the one) to get to a hospital FAST. For now, don't take any sickness lightly. Remember this thing starts out looking like your regular common cold or malaria.

Share and spread the news to everyone you know. Knowledge is power. Especially when we act on it.

Lagos state emergency numbers to call if you notice any Ebola symptoms:

08023169485
08033086660
08033065303
08055281442
08055329229

There’s news going round about using hand sanitisers. According to the Centres for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC, a leading public health authority), handfasting with soap and water still beats sanitisers for removing germs...

Source.. www.codedly.com/news/ebola-in-lagos-everything-need-know-everything-need-know?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=facebook&utm_campaign=cdly

LET LOVE LEAD...

Onye ulo ya na-agba oku, anaghi achu oke. Ka
anyi gwa umu Igbo bi n'ugwu awusa ka ha hapu
ewu na okuko ha lota. Otu nwoke muru nwa kpoo
ya NDUBUISI!

edozie04: Op nwa afo,alobam,nwoke m,nna ekaja akaja

Nwa afo, isokwa na ihe eji agwo isi ewu

Lanceslot: Amam na ifea agahi eru FB mana kam buru ochem nodu ani ebea, OP udo diri gi.

Nna mu ikporo akpo ka anu Okporoko

Udo di umunne mu!! Aka mu dikwa n"elu o

Igbo Alphabet

A B CH D E F G GB GH GW H I Ị J K KP KW L
M N NW NY O Ọ P R S SH T U Ụ V W Y Z....

Some Igbo Phrases

Open the door - Mepe uzo
Close the door - Mechie uzo
Turn on the light - Gbanye ọku
Turn off the light - Gbanyuọ. ọku
What is your name? - Kedu afa
(aha) gi?
My name is Ada - Afam (Aham) bu
Ada
How old are you? - Idi afo (aro) ole?

Chalange me if you can..

Imara asu, isuo n'ikwe mana oburu na imaghi asu isuo n'ala.

I don't want to see any "my mama tell me say I be Ibo" here oooooooo.

Largas: Real Madrid VS Man United. Ann Abor, USA.

The match go make sense die

Largas: #waiting for 2nd August.

Which of the matches on August 2nd?

The fixtures have been released for the 2014/15 Barclays Premier League season, and all 20 top-flight clubs have scheduled a host of pre-season friendlies as they step up their preparation for the new campaign.

The Barclays Premier League season will begin on Saturday 16 August, and clubs will be warming up
for the main event with competitive friendlies
and pre-season tournaments at home and all over
the world.

All fixtures are based on British Summer Time
(BST) unless stated otherwise, and the matches
are split into home (H), away (A), and neutral
(N) venues.

Barclays Premier League pre-season
schedule

All times BST unless specified

Arsenal ( arsenal.com )

19 July Boreham Wood (A), 3pm

26 July New York Red Bulls (A), 5pm local time,
New Jersey, USA

Emirates Cup

2 August Benfica (H), 4.20pm, Emirates
Stadium

3 August Monaco (H), 4.20pm, Emirates Stadium
Community Shield

10 August Manchester City (N), 3pm, Wembley
Stadium


Chelsea ( chelseafc.com )

16 July Wycombe Wanderers 0-5 Chelsea
(Bamford, Brown 2, Terry, Ivanovic)

19 July AFC Wimbledon (A) 3pm, Kingsmeadow

23 July RZ Pellets WAC (A), 7.30pm local time,
Klagenfurt, Austria

27 July NK Olimpika Ljubljana (A), Kick-off
TBC, Ljubljana, Slovenia

30 July Vitesse Arnhem (A), 7.30pm local time,
Arnhem Stadium, Netherlands

3 August Werder Bremen (A), Kick-off TBC,
Wesser Stadium, Germany

10 August Ferencvaros (A), 7.45pm, Albert
Florian Stadium, Budapest, Hungary

12 August Real Sociedad (H), 7.45pm

Liverpool (liverpoolfc.com )

16 July Brondby 2-1 Liverpool (Peterson)

19 July Preston North End (A), 3pm, Deepdale

23 July Roma (N), 7.30pm EST, Boston, USA
Guinness International Champions Cup

27 July Olympiacos (N), 5pm CST, Chicago, USA

30 July Manchester City (N), 7pm EST, New
York, USA

2 August AC Milan (N), 6.30pm EST, Charlotte,
USA

4 August TBC (If they reach the final), TBC,
Miami, USA

10 August: Borussia Dortmund (H), 12:15pm,
Anfield

Manchester United ( manutd.com )

Chevrolet FC Cup

23 July Los Angeles Galaxy (N), Kick-off TBC,
Pasadena, USA

Guinness International Champions Cup

26 July Roma (N), Kick-off TBC, Denver, USA

29 July Inter Milan (N), Kick-off TBC,
Washington DC, USA

2 August Real Madrid (N), Kick-off TBC, Ann
Arbor, USA

4 August TBC (Final), TBC, Miami, USA

Manchester City (mcfc.co.uk )

13 July Dundee 2-0 Man City

18 July Heart of Midlothian (A), Kick-off TBC,
Tynecastle

23 July Sporting Kansas (A), 8pm local time,
Kansas, USA

Guinness International Champions Cup

27 July AC Milan (N), 4pm EST, Heinz Field, USA

30 July Liverpool (N), 7pm EST, New York, USA

2 August Olympiacos (N), 2pm CST, TCF Bank
Stadium, USA

4 August TBC (If they reach the final), TBC,
Miami, USA

Community Shield

10 August Arsenal (N), 3pm, Wembley Stadium


Tottenham Hotspur (tottenhamhotspur.com )

19 July Seattle Sounders (A), 9pm, CenturyLink
Field, USA

21 July Toronto (A), midnight, BMO Field,
Canada

27 July Chicago Fire (A), 1am, Toyota Park, USA

2 August Celtic (N), 2.30pm, Helsinki Olympic
Stadium, Finland

9 August Schalke 04 (H), 5.30pm, White Hart
Lane

These are just for the top clubs.... I can't post all the pre-season friendlies for other clubs.

Apa from Niger State,

kainji from Kebbi,

Katagum from Bauchi,

Savannah from Borno,

Amana from Adamawa,

Gurara from Kaduna,

Ghari from Kano,

Etiti from South East,

Aba from Abia,

Adada from Enugu,

Njaba from Anambra and Imo,

Anioma fror Delta state,

Ogoja from Cross River State,

IJebu from Ogun State and

New Oyo State from the present Oyo State.

What is your take??

List Of new States approved by the ongoing National Conference:

Apa from Niger State,
kainji from Kebbi,
Katagum from Bauchi,
Savannah from Borno,
Amana from Adamawa,
Gurara from Kaduna,
Ghari from Kano,
Etiti from South East,
Aba from Abia,
Adada from Enugu,
Njaba from Anambra and Imo,
Anioma fror Delta state,
Ogoja from Cross River State,
IJebu from Ogun State and
New Oyo State from the present Oyo State.

msporche: No i dont cos i knw its either we win or lose

We are winning the match...

missberrypop5: #coversface. Now i'm scared

Finger crossed!!

LINE-UP: Enyeama,
Yobo (c),
Ambrose,
Musa,
Odemwingie,
Emenike,
Mikel,
Moses,
Oshaniwa,
Onazi,
Omeru

FRANCE
LINE-UP:
Lloris (c),
Debuchy,
Evra,
Varane,
Cabaye,
Valbuena,
Giroud,
Benzema,
Matuidi,
Pogba,
Koscielny

What is your take??

ebamma: The first player to bite someone in a world cup match is Luis Suarez of Uruguay who bit Giorgio Chellini of Italy

Lol, abi o. That one follow sha

Chie! I thought this is sports thread oooo, I just discovered that it is phone thread. Pl moderator, help me out.. Take it to the right thread.

The World Cup is full of firsts, from the first
event in 1930 to the first Middle East nation
to host the World Cup in Qatar in 2022.

1930 Uruguay

The FIRST two World Cup matches took
place simultaneously, France defeated
Mexico 4–1, and the United States beat
Belgium 3–0. Both matches were played in
Montevideo, Uruguay on 13 July 1930.

The FIRST player to be sent off was from
Peru in a match against Romania on 14 July
1930. According to FIFA, the player was
defender Plácido Galindo, but other
sources contend that it was midfielder
Mario de las Casas.

The FIRST penalty kick ever in World Cup
history was taken on 19 July 1930 by
Chile's Carlos Vidal, with Alexis 'Alex'
Thépot of France in goals. The shot was
saved, so the FIRST goalkeeper to save a
penalty was Alexis 'Alex' Thépot of France.

The FIRST player to score a penalty goal
was Mexico's Manuel Rosas against
Argentina on 19 July 1930.

The FIRST player to score an own goal was
Mexico's Manuel Rosas in a match against

Chile on July 16th.

The FIRST player to score a hat-trick in a
World Cup match was United States' Bert
Patenaude who did this against Paraguay in
the first round of the 1930 World Cup.

Some records wrongly have the first player
scoring a hat-trick as Guillermo Stabile of
Argentina in their 6:3 win over Mexico on
19 July 1930, two days after Patenaude.

The FIRST player to score in a World Cup
match was Lucien Laurent of France in the
19th minute in the first World Cup match
on 13 July 1930.

The FIRST player to be replaced in World
Cup finals due to injury was French
goalkeeper Alex Thepot. The goalkeeper
was kicked by a Mexican player in the jaw
in the opening match of the 1930 World
Cup. He was replaced by midfielder
Augustin Chantrel.

1934 Italy

The FIRST qualifying match was between
Sweden and Estonia (6:2) on 11 June 1933.

The FIRST African country to qualify to
the world cup was Egypt in 1934.

The FIRST player to miss a penalty in
World Cup finals was Brazil's Valdemar de
Brito. De Brito missed the penalty in
Brazil's 3-1 loss to Spain on 27 May 1934.

That was Brazil's only match in the 1934
finals, and the only finals in which Brazil
did not win any match. He later amended
his reputation as he discovered and
nurtured Pele .

The FIRST ever tied match was between
Italy and Spain, the score one all. The
game was played in Florence, Italy on 31
May 1934.

The FIRST match with extra-time was
Austria vs France on 27 May 1934.

The FIRST final with extra-time was Italy
vs Czechoslovakia on 10 June 1934.

The FIRST and only qualifying match
played by a host country was by Italy
(hosts) 4, Greece 0 on 25 March 1934.

The FIRST player to have scored 4 goals in
a qualifier was Ireland's Paddy Moore who
scored 4 goals in their 4:4 draw with
Belgium on 25 Feb 1934 in Dublin.

The FIRST Asian country to play in a
qualifying match was Palestine which lost
1:7 in Egypt on 10 March 1934.

1938 France

The FIRST Asian country to appear in
finals was the Dutch East Indies (now
Indonesia) in 1938.

The FIRST time numbers were used on
players' shirts in the World Cup was in the
1938 finals in France.

1954 Switzerland

The FIRST replacement of a player in a
qualifying match was Germany's Horst
Eckel replaced by Richard Gottinger
against Saar on 11 October 1953.

The FIRST time the tradition of swapping
shirts began in World Cup 1954.

The FIRST country to be eliminated by toss
of coin in qualifying round was Spain which
lost to Turkey on toss after a 2:2 tie in a
play-off match on 17 March 1954.

1958 Sweden

The FIRST scoreless match was Brazil vs
England in Stockholm, Sweden on 11 June,
1958.

The FIRST live worldwide TV coverage of
the World Cup was in 1958.
1966 England

The FIRST time drug testing was
introduced was in World Cup finals in 1966.
Players banned after failing in drug
testing include Haiti's Ernest Jean-Joseph
(1974), Scotland's Willie Johnston (1978)
and Argentina's Diego Maradona (1994).

The FIRST World Cup mascot was a lion-
like boy called Willie used for the England
1966 World Cup.

The FIRST player to score a hat-trick in a
World Cup Final was Geoff Hurst of
England in 1966.

The FIRST Asian team to progress beyond
the first round of the World Cup finals was
North Korea in 1966.

1970 Mexico

The FIRST substitution of a goalkeeper
was Romania's Necula Raducanu who
replaced Steve Adamache in a match
against Brazil on 10 June 1970.

The FIRST player to receive a yellow card
was Lovchev of the USSR in the 1970
opening match against Mexico on 31 May
1970.

The FIRST substitute to score a goal was
Mexico's Juan Basaguren in the match
against El Salvador on 7 June 1970.

The FIRST time substitutes were used in
World Cup finals matches was 1970. Before
1970, only injured players were allowed to
be replaced.

The FIRST substitute in World Cup finals
was Soviet player Anatoly Puzach who
replaced Serebrannikov in the 1970 opening
match against Mexico on 31 May 1970.

1974 Germany

The FIRST red-carded player was Chile's
Carlos Caszely in a match against West
Germany on 14 June 1974.

The FIRST time that the newly designed
FIFA World Cup Trophy was awarded was in
1974, replacing the Jules Rimet Trophy.

The FIRST black African nation to play in a
World Cup finals was Zaire (now called the
Democratic Republic of Congo) in 1974.

1978 Argentina

The FIRST qualifying match played on
artificial turf was between Canada and
USA on 24 Sept 1976 in Vancouver, Canada.

The FIRST qualifying match played indoor
was between USA and Canada on 20 Oct

1976 in Seattle, USA.

The FIRST team to win a qualifying match
on penalty shootout was Tunisia, which won
4:2 on penalties over Morocco after a 1:1
tie at home on 9 Jan 1977.

The FIRST country to withdraw from the
World Cup due to the inability to pay the
entrance fee was Sri Lanka which withdrew
from the 1978 World Cup.

The FIRST time penalty shootouts for tied
games were introduced to the World Cup
was in 1978 (though the first to occur was
in 1982)

The FIRST player to score for both teams
in a match was Ernie Brandts of the
Netherlands. In a game in 1978, he first
scored an own goal Italy, and then the
equaliser for his own team.

1982 Spain

The FIRST match decided with a penalty
shoot-out was the semi-final between West
Germany and France on 8 July, 1982, in
which the Germans won the shootout 5:4.

The FIRST player to take penalty in a
shootout in World Cup finals was Alain
Giresse of France, who scored the FIRST
ever penalty in a shootout where France
lost 4:5 to West Germany.

The FIRST substitute to score a hat-trick
was Laszlo Kiss of Hungary in a match
against El Salvador on 15 June 1982.

1986 Mexico

The FIRST match where a coach was sent
off was in a first round match against
Belgium on 11 June 1986, with Paraguayan
coach Cayetano Re being shown his
marching orders.

1994 Usa

The FIRST Final decided on penalty shoot-
out was the 1994 Final in which Brazil beat
Italy 3:2 on penalty shoot-out after the
match finished in a 0:0 tie.

The FIRST player to take a penalty
shootout in a final was Franco Baresi of
Italy, taking the shootout in the 1994 final
but blasted it over the bar.

The FIRST match played indoors was at
the Pontiac Silverdome in Detroit, USA on
18 June 1994, in a match between USA and
Switzerland.

The FIRST goalkeeper to be sent-off was
Gianluca Pagliuca of Italy in a match
against Norway on 23 June 1994.

The FIRST player to have scored five goals
in a single match was Oleg Salenko during
the 1994 FIFA World Cup match between
Russia and Cameroon.

1998 France

The FIRST player to score a golden goal
was France's Laurent Blanc in the 113th
minute in the Second Round match against

Paraquay on 28 June 1998.

The FIRST French player to be sent off in
World Cup finals was Zindine Zidane , in the
first Round match against Saudi Arabia on
18 June 1998. France had kept a clean
sheet for 68 years until France 98!

2002 South Korea & Japan

The FIRST time there was more than one
host country waa in 2002 when South Korea
and Japan agreed to co-host the event. It
was also the FIRST World Cup held in Asia.

The FIRST time teams from each of
Europe, North America, South America,
Africa, and Asia reached the quarter-
finals of the same tournament was in 2002.

The FIRST match with two own goals was
United States vs Portugal, 2002
2006 Germany

The FIRST Game of the Germany '06
tournament was between the host Germany
and Costa Rica. This is the first time the
Cup holders did not open the tournament.

The FIRST goal scored in Germany 2006
Finals was by the German player Lahm.

The FIRST World Cup not to have at least
one hat-trick scored was the 2006 FIFA
World Cup.

2010 South Africa

The FIRST time the host country had ever
been eliminated in the first round was in
South Africa.

The FIRST World Cup with no debutant
associations was in 2010, although two of
the qualifiers (Slovakia and Serbia) have
previously appeared as parts of former
competing nations.

The FIRST European team to win a World
Cup played outside of Europe was by Spain
in 2010.

2014 Brazil

The FIRST time goal-line technology (as
well as vanishing foam for free kicks) was
used at the World Cup was in 2014. The

FIRST World Cup goal to be awarded with
goal-line technology was an own goal by
Noel Valladares, Honduras against France,
2014.

2022 Qatar the FIRST Middle East nation to host the
World Cup is Qatar.

Folks, here are some interesting and pertinent facts
and figures regarding the FIFA World Cup
knockout rounds...

- 55 matches have gone to extra time in World
Cup history

- 33 games have been decided in extra time

- 22 games have been decided by a penalty
shoot-out

- The first ever match in a FIFA World Cup
finals competition to be decided on penalties
was a semi-final between West Germany and
France in 1982

- Two Finals have been decided on penalties, in
1994 and 2006, and both involved Italy..

If you have your own then tell us.

ubomez2@yahoo.c:
Thanks a lot Ikengawo this is what 'Enugu, The Pride of The East' is all about. You, together with Spyder880 bring joy to those who follow this thread. The pictures shown gives us confidence for the future and pride in our Igbo homeland. Well done and keep the flag flying.

Most of these pictures were uploaded few days ago.... Check from page 171.... Though all gotten from Afam 's blog.

pembisco: You rediculed GOD cos of this dry joke? SMH

Where is the ridicule na??

I cant stop laughing. .. First Joke of the year 2014
=))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaн aº °˚˚˚°º=))

ANGELS: Almighty Father, we are tired of these
Nigerians in heaven o
GOD: What have they done this time?
ANGELS: Everything! They don't listen to
instructions! They don't obey traffic rules, they
don’t wait for their turn in anything! They are
reckless!(exasperated). In fact they have turned
heaven upside down since the first time we
started admitting them.
GOD: Pls, bear with them. They are very special to
me...ehm let me call Satan in hell to see how he's
doing.... (phone rings) hell-o Lucifer, how are
things over there…?
SATAN: Baba God, pls call me later. There's an
issue I'm trying to resolve. (ten minutes later)
GOD: hell-o Lucifer
Satan: I'll call you back. The issue has turned into
a crisis.
***(one hour later)***
SATAN: Sorry Baba GOD.
GOD: Lucifer are you having problems over there?
SATAN: It is these Nigerians I have with me in
hell. He (stammers) they.. they....they have
quenched the fire in hell and installed air
conditioners"
Lolz...Nigerians, we too much jareeeh!

ketoprofen: the lion building.
I know that expressway u are showing

The lion building is where Enugu state political lions are kept...
I mean where the governor and co live

Because of that I don hang my boot here....