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Where should i start?
i never knew i could be funny until i joined NL.
I never knew i was good at writng, I learnt how to write rap lines/lyrics and even how to rap generally.
Learnt so much about my club, Chelsea thru various comments from the freaks/geniuses in sports thread. . .also get my sports gists/news from here.
I got many friends from here. . .havn't met any yet.
I get some of my daily laughs from here.

Also learnt how to be a bad Nigerian from here too. . .lol

^^^Shaaaaaaarrrrraaaaap dia. . .you hopeless Arrow.

How should i start to explain how i phuckd up this week?

39th? Jeeeez.

I tried creating this thread more than 5 times yesterday and the spambot kept deleting it. . .and i thought maybe my ''essay'' was too long, but i don't see any difference from what i tried posting yesterday, today . . .oh fukc it.

@topic
A Chelsea win with some wide goal margin.
4-0 or more

chamotex:
Mykali, have you heard this Ludacris track . . . . .'HOW LOW CAN YOU GO' ?

i'm glad you've heard of it. . .
bcuz it relates to you tooo well

Manure will surely win. . .not sure about the scoreline though.

@Ibime
Shrine pass Shrine.
If you dare me with Fenibeso's outdated sorcery, i will invoke on you the all new computerized Juju of Senibo Alali.
And believe me when i say ''you don't want that to happen''
Even if I no be Okrika man, i dey chop their food . . .so i sabi everything


@Chamotex
I just had a bad GW due to some miscalculations and Drogba's laziness.
I'm climbing that ladder this week.
You on the other hand. . .should start crying

@Muki
Everybody thought Albert Einstein was crazy too

Just Textin' the raps. . .won't be coming back here in a while, so i just thought to drop something in remembrance

Check. . .

Mykali be the realest/ the illest/ the fittest/ yet thiz niggaz still test/
Thiz niggaz still flex muscles/ . . .make me vex//
They wanna sail on me waters/but i'm causin' they ship~wreck/
 When i'm comin' they seek~first/ for mercy/ i'm not impressed//
And when i'm on the 'attack'/. . . I see they on 'de-fence'/
So if ''Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall''/. . .they'nt no difference//
Now i'm causin' their fall. . . .into the deepest/
but they wont be fuckin wiv death cuz am slashin their d[b]i[/b]ck first//
Thiz niggaz need help/. . .so i'm diallin' the S.O.S/
Crackin' ribz from the east/ they're facing their chest to west//
So many catz are dead cuz i'm sending their vets to death/
Now i'm watchin you 'kiss the dust' as I'm puting yo face to earth//
My lyrical swordz beheadin 'n' puting your heads to rest/
I'll be blazin' the (w)raps/ none of you niggaz dare to test//
I'm at the top of my game/ you can only be next to best/
and if i'm just startin to blow up/ homey you can guess the rest. . .//


Peace y'all.

@DBR
Cool. . .will like to see yours
Maybe i bit from it in a dream. . . .lmao.

[size=15pt] SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT[/size]

On Thursday, the 16th of September 2010, at 1533 pm, the entire Club and Management staff of F.C Kalizmatik was sold to His Royal Magnanimity, Chief Alaye Alapuberesisika Kemebradikumo BenJackson, an Oil Magnate of Nigerian origins who hails from the Okrika Tribe of Rivers State. At a time when the club was failing due to mis-management from its former owners, Brazhnov Renko and Gregvnik Solokova, owners of a Russian Oil Syndicate who are under investigation by the CIA for their involvement in the Russian Mob, there was need for an urgent change in ownership.
Chief BenJackson has already gone ahead to appoint his illustrous Son, Prince Dr, TamunoMykali Besiki-Koko BenJackson, as the new manager of the club which is now to be named Abuloma Boiz FC, giving it a more traditional look.
More details about this will be published later.

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