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Chei . . .Dayo P.C don crash?
Where is he naw?

He talked so much prior the match even Mourinho was getting shivers down his spine . . .lol

Forza INtERRRRRRR!!!

Julio Cesaaaaarrrr!!! Make me proud

Mourinho to claim the glory today.
He deserves it, whatever y'all might think about him

khanye:
^^^^it's none of your bizness . . . .La liga shits on EPL always

another retarded comment from a Barca fan

Krayola:
Yekini for shelsea. matsh made in heafun.

Yakubu for Barca!!!

i was born right handed and used my right hand till Transition class(nursery 3) where i met a very good friend who was a lefty
you know what i did? i inflicted my right hand with a terrible injury so i would be forced to learn to write with my left
my mom, dad, teachers and everybody scolded me about it (although they didn't know i injured myself) especially because of the religious implications . . .but i didn't care
now, my right hand is so useless to me when i need to write fast/properly
and i'm so happy to be left handed
will surely imbibe the trait in my kids . . .but won't force them to do against their will

improve to where?
someone that misses to score into an empty net from 5yards?
Kalou is at his peak now . . .not expecting much from him in the long run

this is really sad news for Ballack
now he knows old age is setting in,
and should be contemplating retirement.

^^^you hate Chelsea and are obviously green with envy . . .why should any sane being listen to you?

D1KeleVra:
I wan'a high-class chic, like beat fm's rhecks
so i chase the checks, 'fore i chase the s3x//
'cos if yo' pocket don't flex, she goin' be your Ex
and you don't want that, no, u want her in your Lex.//
No vex, no stress, she's just after the that NEXT,
Coco Chanel, Madeleine Vionnet;//
Gucci, BB'S, she don't want next best;
Luggage is in excess, when leaving LAX//
She likes that ice so bright like the galaxy,
and she'd stay on your team, if your doe's like 'em becks'//
She wan' a new Lexus, reply twits from Kim Simmons
You ain't got the money, homes, you'd be facing your demons//
She'd be out like a new born, you're all alone in your wagon
thinkin 'where have I gone wrong', and with no lady to bang on//
You see your aim's been all wrong
Chased the s3x, now they both gone

good rhyming bro.
you remember you owe me a battle right?

All this political bruhaha is driving me nuts
They should Jail the guy
He's a bloody thief

@kay17
Are you high on chicken feed?
Did you actually read that comment before posting it?

Nairaland has eaten deep into many souls
Mine inclusive.

more than a dozen of my posts are missing
Some were quite important

Pounded Yam is the real deal

That choke stuff also happens to me when i eat rice in a hurry . . .without water

Thank God for water

Lemme see if i still got these skills

Check . . .
Its the return of me . . He  . . .who this niggaz cant be/
the return of the . . .king. . .these hobbits i'll defeat//
then de-'feet' them . . . bcuz i  leave them . . .'hand'icapped/
I can't see them . . .they don't even exist on the map//
I'm the rap master, the way i blow past ya, like a fast car/
In Nascar, then sky rocket past ya like a spaceship from NASA//
i'm tough like Paris plaster while you'z grimy like pasta/
And i'm high like a rasta who just blazed a fat wrap of fine ganja//
So now i'm dope like the ganja, this rap's a biiatch so i just banged her/
and then i sealed up that pussi so these other niggaz wouldn't have her//

. . .rust

@EmaPrince

Dope.

@bammy
Are you threatening the guy with the League's highest score for GW 37 . . .?
You should be very afraid. . .
I'm coming for your pink pantyd a$s next.

Congratulations to the HotSpunks!