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Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by mykali(m): 2:48pm On Feb 19, 2010
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Jokes EtcRe: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by mykali(m): 2:45pm On Feb 19, 2010
Ben-10:
Have you guys taken Lunch?
shiiit! . . .i just realized i'm starvin.
will BRB. . . .lemme go grab a pizza from the fridge. grin
Rap BattlesRe: **********WARCRAFT STATE OF MIND********* by mykali(m): 2:36pm On Feb 19, 2010
@DBR
you were banned?
how long is your verse mayne?
and i thot mine was too fuckin long.
just one trial and its there.

Lalaboi should be able to help.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans Thread : Winners of the FA Cup And League Winners 09/10 by mykali(m): 2:29pm On Feb 19, 2010
FBS:
An away game awaits. . .hope we don't fumble again. We cannot afford to drop points any more.
very true.
Jokes EtcRe: A Letter To Imam Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab (just A Joke) by mykali(m): 2:27pm On Feb 19, 2010
did you read? grin
Jokes EtcRe: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here by mykali(m): 2:26pm On Feb 19, 2010
are you that broke? cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here by mykali(m): 2:20pm On Feb 19, 2010
i thot you was blinds
Forum GamesRe: What's On Your Mind (remix)? by mykali(m): 2:16pm On Feb 19, 2010
FL Gators:
nobody is born incapable of understand a phenomenon.
but not everybody is willing to take advantage of their ability to solve a problem with more practice.

with more patience comes wisdom. we do not immediately jump into a river when we get to the shore.
all this gramma? cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by mykali(m): 2:13pm On Feb 19, 2010
you always have a problem with my location
should i change it? grin

you've been accusing me since yesterday
an onlooker might actually think you're right?
so yes, i need an answer. angry
Forum GamesRe: Start The Sentence With The Last Word (pidgin Version) by mykali(m): 2:12pm On Feb 19, 2010
dey for wia?
Jokes EtcRe: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by mykali(m): 2:01pm On Feb 19, 2010
@lysaa
you haven't answered my question yet . . .Ms.
Jokes EtcRe: Please Don't Lauf by mykali(op): 1:51pm On Feb 19, 2010
oh my ex-chic.
i've always told her she had too much load on her chest grin
Jokes EtcRe: A Letter To Imam Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab (just A Joke) by mykali(m): 1:49pm On Feb 19, 2010
babafe:
that was a [/b]didactic and [b]hilarious letter.
true.
Jokes EtcRe: Please Don't Lauf by mykali(op): 1:42pm On Feb 19, 2010
you should be dead . . . shocked
Rap BattlesRe: **********WARCRAFT STATE OF MIND********* by mykali(m): 1:38pm On Feb 19, 2010
eldee:
I had my family there so we used to go there for holidays, this was about 15-17 years ago.
They lived on Market Street, I used to go to 'lesson' on your street grin grin

I used to call it Bandry too . . .  grin grin grin

I should write a verse . . . I have sooo many 'roots' grin grin
been waiting for that for a long, long time .
its about fuckin time mayne . . . grin
Jokes EtcRe: Please Don't Lauf by mykali(op): 1:36pm On Feb 19, 2010
D1KeleVra:
*drops the pot cover and bails out the window*
OMG . . .this guy just jumped off the fifth floor shocked shocked shocked
Jokes EtcRe: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by mykali(m): 1:26pm On Feb 19, 2010
lysaa:
longitudinal omogays
you need proof of my straightness?
Rap BattlesRe: **********WARCRAFT STATE OF MIND********* by mykali(m): 1:23pm On Feb 19, 2010
eldee:
@mykali
Long shot, but do you know Counsellor??
Tolu Hospital?? Boundary?? and the Ilaje guys??
lol . . .i was a kid back then.
its been more than 15years man. . . really cant tell.

hey . . .but i think i remember Boundary
i used to spell it ''Bandry'' grin cheesy
Rap BattlesRe: **********WARCRAFT STATE OF MIND********* by mykali(m): 1:16pm On Feb 19, 2010
GIDI TO GARDEN CITY STATE OF MIND

check . . . / i was born in Lagos/ a city of hustlerz
were these hustlerz sell fake goods to they customers
lived at No.4 Alaka street/ Olodi Apapa . . . Lagos
in them ghettos were Daddy Showkey was most famous

used to save ''one naira notes'' cuz it made us feel richer
learnt so many lessons/ bcuz the street was our teacher
kept our 25kobo coins/ so we could buy kwuli kwuli 'n' dankwah
didn't see much money though/ . . .yet me dad was a banker

used to be happy if he came home wiv a fat paycheck
cuz he'll repair the black 'n white so i could watch M. Fashek
ajebutters played ''hide 'n seek''/ we played ''moju moju''
and if you had so much coins then . . .chics fit soji for you

back when ''gbomo gbomo'' were my childhood fear
my friends called me ''eleti nla'' cuz i had huge ears
my childhood peers greatly influenced my childood years
those were me best years. . . but now who cares?

used to be an ''ajepako''/ and i loved it with a passion
cuz we used to steal ''baba dudu'' and share it in rations
now i'm ''ajebutter'' . . . . bcuz i live in a mansion
but back then/ walkin ''barefoot'' was ''top fashion''

those years behind me now/ i'm a Harcourt City hustler
were we hustlerz sell cheap goods to rich customers
we livin' a fast life here . . .aint no need for ''okadas''
you wanna get paid? then you've gotta work harder

we all farmers here cuz we live in the Garden City
you gotta put in work or your whole life'z gon' be a pity
but if wanna show off/ kidnappers'll pay you a visit
and if you can cough up 50mil? your life . . .you wont lose it
Jokes EtcRe: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by mykali(m): 12:59pm On Feb 19, 2010
D1KeleVra:
sad
that's my boi . . .
now you see, everthing's back to normal around here
Rap BattlesRe: **********WARCRAFT STATE OF MIND********* by mykali(m): 12:58pm On Feb 19, 2010
ofoka and eldee . . .settle your scores in a battle or do something about it grin

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