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who cares? Everyday is Valentine's day for people like me.

oya . . .Val don finish. Make una go sleep.

my chic has dumped me

Tevez went to Argentina?
HALLELUYAH!!!

baybbootz:
mykali, wait for it, _{here goes}

_{*his body begins to feel like he's going to heaven . then he realizes he's dyiing  . . .and hurries back to earth*}

thanx for bringing me back to life babybootz 

why did i faint in the first place.

*he remembers . . .and faints again*

^^^is that the only line you could pull off the whole verse?
you should know that was just a filler line.

LMFAO @lalaboi 
you in for it man . . .

lalaboi:
Dudes like mykali cnt afford to battle me cos they lyrically broke
He can only try but the end results are worse than a critical stroke!

my punch'z comin' straight at you, even if you'se janded
how come you never spit right? . . .are you left-handed?

*refuses to wake up . . .in anticipation of babybootz ''tongue to mouth'' . . .oops, sorry . . . ''mouth to mouth''*

lbotus:
pray he doesn't take over your house.

i am going to secretly induce my father to pay him off.

all that for me??

*faints*

chei . . .na true oh.
the name of my father houseboy na Goodluck
was does that mean na

@coolguy

loved the last two jokes.
thanx for keeping me thread alive, mate.

enheh . . .


@kelevra
why are you disturbing my pretty babybootz?
yake ya time oh . . .or i dashyou clock.


@babybootzz
how are you today me Darling?

Ibime:
Im back in the Fantasy Cup. . . its now 60-40 in my favour. . . . as for Mykali, Ive finished him!

i wanted to protest this comment . . .but i see you've got Tevez as captain, and he's playing twice.
so maybe you'll win by a small margin, but that's all you'se gonna get.
you'se 43 to my 42 . . .and i still gat two more players.

i can see a fluke green arrow this week.
with half of y'all skippering Tevez, i aint going nowhere up.

FBS:
Ibime even suggested the dude should be playing something like only 4 matches in the season. Against the "BIG FOUR"
Sometimes I wonder what people have for dinner?

Ibime said that?
what the 4k was he thinkin??

na there problem go dey oh

me?

*sprinkles more petrol*

you didnt tell me oh.
please, bring it. and prepare enuff pounded yam for me and kelevra.

i drove a Lamborghini on water . . .in my dream

then you have not seen the Mutallab thread.
Mutallab is now a word in the Oxford Engrish Dictionary


https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-378312.0.html

@kelevra
so you are back enh?        

wait oh . . .did you say coconut?    
*licking my lips* bring am naa.
no breaking head for you today

@studio
who you wan ban?
see ya bicycle seat head.

@babybootz
we were going to exchange numbers and address naa
how can you forget so soon.

luke at this boho.
you ar not crious
unrepentant Mutallab

look at this Mutallab talking to me?
you no get elder for ya village ni?
you sea man with bald head dey talk anyhow?