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BusinessPowder Kaolin - Mining by mykelsmart009(op): 12:27pm On Jan 22, 2022
Good day guys,

Please how do I get powder Kaolin in Ekiti state. Just assist with your call details if you're sure of it's availability.
Forum GamesRe: Who Can Crack The Code And Unlock The Padlock? by mykelsmart009(m): 9:52pm On Mar 29, 2017
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RomanceRe: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend On The Road In Ojuelegba (photo) by mykelsmart009(m): 7:12pm On Feb 15, 2016
Mshewwwww. Show me pics of their wedding then I'd believe he's for real angry
CelebritiesRe: Female Fan Of Flavour Reacts To His Presence On Stage by mykelsmart009(m): 7:31pm On Feb 13, 2016
This is fanatism
Jokes EtcRe: Is This True? by mykelsmart009(m): 10:53pm On May 03, 2015
GEJ so on point with that response. At least water to drink and bath no scarce for the travelers smiley
PoliticsRe: With Rescue Near, Boko Haram Stoned Kidnapped Girls To Death by mykelsmart009(m): 10:18pm On May 03, 2015
Na wa ooo huh
HealthRe: Can Premature Expulsion Affect My Chances Of Fathering A Child? by mykelsmart009(m): 6:40am On Mar 17, 2015
i think that will be health section, thats where his problem will be fast attended. Just saying
Heheheh
FamilyRe: Two Kenyan Men Agree To Marry The Same Woman by mykelsmart009(m): 8:09pm On Aug 26, 2013
Those demons need d touch of God...homosexuality in disguise.I trust Nigerians,we can't do dis na,or i lie?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Hizamakura Lady's Lap-Pillow For Lonely Guys (Photos) by mykelsmart009(m): 2:47pm On Aug 16, 2013
Issokay...obsession in ladies laps...
EducationReps To Investigate Revenue Generated/remitted By JAMB by mykelsmart009(op): 8:10pm On Jul 12, 2013
The House consequently mandated its Committees on Education and Finance to do the
investigation and submit the report within four weeks. The House of Representatives has resolved to investigate the revenue generated by
Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board, JAMB, and what it remits into the Consolidated
Revenue Account. The resolution emanated from a motion moved by Ibrahim Ebbo in Abuja on Thursday
and unanimously adopted without debate. The House consequently mandated its Committees on Education and Finance to do the
investigation and submit the report within four weeks. Mr. Ebbo said in spite of the huge sum of money generated by the board yearly, there
was no record as to how the money was spent. He added that although JAMB generated revenue yearly, the Federal Government
continued to allocate funds to it to conduct examinations for candidates going into
tertiary institutions. Mr. Ebbo held that the increase in examination fees by JAMB was not alarming but
arbitrary, adding that people would not be able to register for its examinations if the
trend was not checked. The legislator said that the check became necessary because there had been increase in
the number of candidates registering for the examinations in many parts of the country. He added that JAMB also made money from extra fees paid by candidates to make
inquiries. “Candidates are made to pay extra fees at JAMB office for change of courses, inquiries
on incomplete results, checking of results and other enquiries that may arise from taking
the examinations”, he said. He further noted that JAMB had generated billions of naira from arbitrary increases in
charges for examination forms. Leo Ogor (PDP-Delta), who supported the motion, said it was only when the National
Assembly appropriated money that agencies of government could spend what they
generated internally.

source: http://premiumtimesng.com/news/national/140779-reps-to-investigate-revenue-generated-remitted-by-jamb.html
NYSCCorper's Anger by mykelsmart009(op): 2:57pm On Jul 11, 2013
That moment,as a corper,when you'll be waiting for allowy alert,holding your phone,charging the battery even if there's no credit on it or anyone is calling you for something important,and then suddenly,the long awaited and anticipated,text message comes in after 2 days of fasting and prayer. Opening the text with a rising pressure in your nerves without looking at who sent the message while hoping and praying that it wasn't from someone else or MTN trying to advertise one of their product or services. Focussing on the mid section of your phone,not for anything,but to see what have been credited to your account as well as your account balance(what's your business with the message?). But suddenly,you dint see any figures,looked up,your name wasn't written in the message. Then fortunately/unfortunately,it was a text message from your ex-girlfriend,telling you she's broke and needs money. Please, if i swear for her,am i wrong or bad or overreacted?
HealthRe: 7 Alarming Signs You Are Unhealthy. by mykelsmart009(m): 12:35pm On Jul 10, 2013
Issokay,ayaf hear u pipu...tanku
FamilyRe: Should I Get Married Or Buy A Range Rover by mykelsmart009(m): 3:21pm On Jul 09, 2013
Na my problem wit my fellow naija guys be dis...how can u tell me for wedding alone u wanna spend 5mil dat u won't see again?hia,its either ur under a spiritual attack or ur still not matured to get married mentally.yeah,its true evry1 wants his/her wedding to be exclusively ellaborate nd talk of d town,but wit less dat 2mil,u shld be able to get married.my advice;
1.Buy d range,she will marry u.
2.U can get somwhere cheaper to do d reception so cut costs
3.If fashola is not coming,guy relax,u tink sey nah all ur single friends wey show go give u same treat as u did?#wise up.
4.U can propose if u love her sooooo much,and sit her down to discuss dis with her.A well trained woman,who has respect for her husband and will be a potential nd understanding wife,will not allow her hubby to waste such money.and if u tink i'm blabbing,wen she sees dat u could spend well over 5mill for ur wedding(in dis eco condition),she will ask u for money dat took u some months to gather,in a day,nd if u can't provide,walahi she's looking elsewhere especially since u said she's d prettiest u've seen.not to judge,but its d truth...pretty girls don't like being controlled by one man,dey always enjoy d numerous toasters dey get and also extra change dey receive from dem.so be smart dude,marriage is somtin u shouldn't joke wit.#safe
Nairaland GeneralRe: Made In Nigeria, English by mykelsmart009(m): 11:35pm On Jul 08, 2013
High,my name his hem hi,i want to hit som heggs (Hi,my name is MI,i want to eat some eggs).which part of Nigeria speaks dis 1?
HealthRe: Reasons Why You Wake-up Feeling Tired After A Full Night's Rest by mykelsmart009(m): 11:12pm On Jul 08, 2013
Ayaf hear u pple...but u guys forgot somtin,d most 'annoying' one is wet dreams.hv it nd u'll knw wat waking up wit pains mean...
PoliticsRe: Photos Of How Nigerian Prisoners Sleep And Enjoy Their Life by mykelsmart009(m): 10:54pm On Jul 05, 2013
Mehn,really short of words...dis can't be my country!ahn ahn dis are pples children nd most likely parents...no matter d crime,dey shldn't be treated like dis whereas som fat bellied comptroller som place will be looting a budgeted fund for contruction of more accomodating nd larger hostels.nd to tink dat som of dem may be innocent,let d mercies of God prevail over these lives,cos i don't see anytin or any1 helping dem out,except we have a new Michael Scofield in town...wat a pity on d image of d giant of Africa...smh
SportsRe: Mikel Obi Eyes Bikini Girl In Brazil While Being Interviwed by mykelsmart009(m): 6:32pm On Jul 03, 2013
Abeg,mk una free d guy jo...even if ur ga*,u can't withstand d kinda temptation in Brazil...dos girls there r extremely wilder dan animals...anyway,we were lucky Mikel no run grab d lady from behind,na anoda story we for dey tlk now.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Kumuyi's Son Apologise, controversy finally laid to rest by mykelsmart009(m): 11:43pm On Jun 29, 2013
emmm,dem say she show too much of her skin which is against d doctrine of Deeper Life.Bikonu ws d hubby nt aware of d wedding gown his baby will put on for her wedding?toh,since d guy like am nd him gree,as d son of d GO,i really don't see anytin wrong...imagine d comments nd comotn dat took place wen pst Kumuyi wore Agbada to preach on tv;d so called elders told d 'GO' dat it was wrong,meaning dey now knw more dan him.don't get me wrong,i'm nt trying to say som GOs can't mk mistakes but wat ever he does,shld be btw him nd God nd stop mendling in his personal affairs.same goes for his sons nd daughters.to me,apology or no apology,weddin hav happen...wat dey shld be tinkin now is makin babies as fast as possible,baba needs grandkids,mk dem hurry bfor dem begin tell dem sey how dey corpulate born pikin is wrong or not Biblical...smh for wat humans still are in dis generation.only God can hv Mercy........
CelebritiesRe: Iyanya To Yvonne Nelson - I Lost Your Medicine by mykelsmart009(m): 3:53pm On Jun 29, 2013
grin[quote author=pweetiedee]iyanya is an immature bastard!!![/quote/] Immature bastard bi bawo?omo free dem,nah jst gragra dey worry dem...besides its wah happens among celebrities.if or wen u too reach there,you'll see wat i mean.nevertheless,i'm not immature,neither am i a bastard,let try nd hook up somtym,u never knw,Iyanya nd Nelson's wahala can mk us to jangolova.... grin[quote author=pweetiedee]iyanya is an immature bastard!!![/quote/] Immature bastard bi bawo?omo free dem,nah jst gragra dey worry dem...besides its wah happens among celebrities.if or wen u too reach there,you'll see wat i mean.nevertheless,i'm not immature,neither am i a bastard,let try nd hook up somtym,u never knw,Iyanya nd Nelson's wahala can mk us to jangolova....

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