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Re: Made In Nigeria, English by mykelsmart009(m): 11:35pm On Jul 08, 2013
High,my name his hem hi,i want to hit som heggs (Hi,my name is MI,i want to eat some eggs).which part of Nigeria speaks dis 1?

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Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Fhemmmy: 11:38pm On Jul 08, 2013
I wan "piss" . .

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Re: Made In Nigeria, English by GooseBaba: 11:40pm On Jul 08, 2013
Fhemmmy: I wan "piss" . .

Bros, toilet dey backyard....
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Fhemmmy: 11:41pm On Jul 08, 2013
GooseBaba:

Bros, toilet dey backyard....

I too love Nigeria and their yarns . . .
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Nobody: 11:51pm On Jul 08, 2013
grin grin grin grin
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by ddestiny20(m): 12:00am On Jul 09, 2013
Water dey fall(rain)
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by GooseBaba: 12:02am On Jul 09, 2013
Na me you dey cut throat for..? (When one clears their throat)

The guy don kolo-mental

See demonstration of craze

Your head no correct

I don go.. You are wasting my time

No worry I go drink for your head..

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Re: Made In Nigeria, English by SHAAWA: 12:08am On Jul 09, 2013
Eye service

nearly cannot kill a bird(almost doesnt count)

water don pass gari

i beg make i crash (sleep) for your bunk(house/bed)
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by whatzbyafria(m): 12:13am On Jul 09, 2013
1. I want to wee-wee
2. *two people are together and one asks* Are you around?
that's all I can think about right now.
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Nobody: 12:13am On Jul 09, 2013
mykelsmart009: High,my name his hem hi,i want to hit som heggs (Hi,my name is MI,i want to eat some eggs).which part of Nigeria speaks dis 1?

Yoruba
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by whatzbyafria(m): 12:16am On Jul 09, 2013
mykelsmart009: High,my name his hem hi,i want to hit som heggs (Hi,my name is MI,i want to eat some eggs).which part of Nigeria speaks dis 1?
Yorubas. Who are the people that say ''oyil''(oil) and ''palor''(parlour) and also who are the ones that say''fiffle''(people) and ''pish''(fish)??
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Flygeriansteve: 12:18am On Jul 09, 2013
The boy have woundjure himself

Is this your face? (supposed to be a greeting)

Are you hearing me/are you understanding me?

Who build this gada? cheesy
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by GooseBaba: 12:20am On Jul 09, 2013
See you see six feet

Dem don give you chop and follow abi

Abeg make we go organize point and kill

You no get rags pass your papa

They guy hurry Comot for house..

Several fingers are pointing at okoro... He seems to be a suspect.
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Ariyke: 12:30am On Jul 09, 2013
Instead of u to be counting ur book u are busy killing noise, enter ur shoe and follow me
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by soledadd: 1:01am On Jul 09, 2013
That money is for me. We use to go to school everyday. I want to shit/piss.
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Israelcharis(m): 2:05am On Jul 09, 2013
* angryAre you know my father?
* Wish time did you came back?
* I am started to rove you, does you rove me back?
* How many years old am take senior you?
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Nobody: 2:19am On Jul 09, 2013
rozayx5: i never smell him money before
. . . . . . . . Na many girls National Anthem be dis one o, but not all girls sha, just MANY of them!
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Flygerian1(m): 2:37am On Jul 09, 2013
In Ibo tone: Water pour for RLug him com go caRRlly Rlag instead of him go take bRloom.
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Flygerian1(m): 2:40am On Jul 09, 2013
gluv01: Just thought about and remembered some english sentences that is MADE IN NIGERIA. My friends call it PINGLISH.
*Abeg dress back.
*If I hear pim, u go hear weeen.
*Have they BROUGHT light?
*The FILM is SWEET
*Pls help me SLOW that fan
*Mummy HAVE come
*I'll tell my daddy FOR YOU
*Have you paid your school fees money?
*See as you BAFF up
*Put the bread inside LYLON
*I strong KAKARAKA
*Oya come and be going
*I KUKUMA don't have your time
*Shebi you have BB charger
*See how her eye is entering my food
*Did you see the sound of my ringtone?
*I know you have come since bcoz I hear
your perfume.
*Did you hear that smell?
Wickedest, Lol
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by timilehing(m): 2:44am On Jul 09, 2013
mabebe1: how many yrs did i use to senior u?
very common
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by ertekaoyo: 5:54am On Jul 09, 2013
Author, You need to go back to school yourself. What do you mean by.....some English sentenceS that is? Remove log of wood in your eye first, before calling your brother's attention to the mere speck, that's in his eye.
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Decryptor(m): 6:06am On Jul 09, 2013
If i have noticed anything about the Nigerian English, it is the fact that it has evolved seriously overtime! There is this latest trend in english which has taken it's toll on the mouths of almost every Nigerian today both rich and poor, literate and non-literate when speaking english...which is the use of the word "THEN". Though it's unintentional but it has really gone viral. Let me state an example:
"I called my lecturer to ask him about my project, he then said i should see him in his office. I then woke up very early in the morning and then went to school. When i got there, he was in a meeting, he then said i should wait so i then decided to go to photocopy some materials but before i finished, my phone rang and it was my lecturer, he then said he will see me next week but i then said that i will not be able to wait till then because i'll be travelling. He then thought for a while and then said that he'll make it tomorrow, i then said Ok sir and he then hung-up and i then went home."

To say the truth, i was guilty of it before until i became conscious and "then" stopped...opps lipsrsealed

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Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Jxtmayor(m): 6:10am On Jul 09, 2013
WildChild00: You be Tafia...
when I cover slap you, u go talk true

why you dey tear eye for me i send you i beg clear, fast fast.
this niggy must be from edo..
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by WildChild00(m): 6:27am On Jul 09, 2013
Jxt_mayor: this niggy must be from edo..

schooled der (Bendel) frm Delta...
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by nuwell(m): 7:01am On Jul 09, 2013
How about Nigerian football commentaries, somewhat in the following format:

'And eh..Yobo rallies the defense...and eh, the Messi attempts a smart one there...and eh, no, he loses the ball...and eh...Mikel gets it...and eh...and eh...'

Na wetin na. lolz. And eh...

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Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Nobody: 7:28am On Jul 09, 2013
"That's 'Penality' (penalty)"; Oyel (oil) - Igbo men.
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by tiarm: 7:41am On Jul 09, 2013
I dey laff o... grin
Koolking: NEPA don took light

MTN don comoted my credit

I could not help laughing when I first heard these slang from Nigerians
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by veriland(m): 8:00am On Jul 09, 2013
*while playing futbal*
Mr A-are u not d back man,come for back.....
Mathew,am go ooooooohhhh
True life story
-move before a move
-a senior student in class(afta adresin d students,a student hissed) and he said,,,,who said mtcheww,if u no say u say mtcheww,stand up.
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by CertifiedFreak(m): 8:29am On Jul 09, 2013
RedBenson: Are u guys high on some weeds here or sumfin? Wat's going on here?


Yours should make tha list also....... PINGLISH
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Akanbi1509(m): 8:36am On Jul 09, 2013
E ma kuku kno sey i no get hin time
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by ylaa(f): 8:42am On Jul 09, 2013
HOW ABOUT?
FORWARD TO THE FRONT
REVERSE GO BACK
GIVE ME MY SHORT NICKER
BRING MY LONG TROUSER

THAT WILL BE ALL FOR NOW I SHALL RETURN WITH MORE. LOL

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Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Zoest(m): 8:51am On Jul 09, 2013
* she eat ma moni finish,then she leave.
* i shop ma moni finish b4 ma eye clear.
* that is a penarity!
* who is that person?
* u Kn that girl that stays at the back of our house, he can talk!
* u Knew that ma friend nah, d one we normally walk 2geda? u knew him!
* I hv a grudge against u.
* c im igbo smoker eye!
* c how e resemble thief.
* who collected the money I kept on d table?
Arm rubber I kn say na u!

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