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mymissingrib:
is it on playstore

finally got it;its a cool app one can use it to do some secret and dirty jobs

is it on playstore

AYEEEE OOO;OGO E TI SONU GO FOR 70DAYS FASTING

PATIENTLY WAITING FOR THE IMEI

Imagine if ATMs in Naija speak our
dialect...If U are in a sophisticated area
like
BANANA ISLAND, here is how the ATM
would communicate;
ATM: Welcome Mr. Adewale.-Please,
enter your secret number.
-How much will you like to withdraw?
Thank you for banking with us,
Mr.Adewale.
…….but if you are in a place like
MUSHIN, here is how it will respond;
After a guy inserts his card, inputs his
pin,
ATM: Haaaaaaaaaaaa, Omo Iyami, -
tuale baba agba,owo meji fun eyan kan-
omo iya ma je ki won ri numba
e...malogo -se o wa pa?
Guy: Mo wa pa baje baje.
ATM: Elo ni k’omo aye po jade?
(guy inputs 10,000)
ATM: (dispenses cash).Omo Iya, ma
jeun lo ntie.
In a place like IBADAN.
An Ibadan woman inserts her card,
inputs her secret code.
ATM: (In Ibadan tone) -Ekabo Iyami,e ni
soriburuku -e te numba yin ni kanmo
kanmo -So nsure?
-Elo le fe gba?
(Woman enters N2,000)
ATM: Iya, ko ma s’owo lapo yin ke!
(Woman enters N2,000 again)
ATM: Se ko nse afise?
-Mo ro pe eti yin di?
Mo so pe ko s’owo lapo yin.
(For the third time, woman enters
N2,000 again, thinking it was an error
on the ATM’s part)
ATM: (pauses for a while)mo ro pe ori
yin ti buru -Oma saaro kutukutu ke.
-Alawin laaro ojo aje. -To ba pe ko o to
fa kadi re yo, emi ma a gbe je ni.
-Alawin osi.kuro ko je ki awon olorire
wa gbowo
In a place like IJEBU
A woman inserts her card & pin
ATM: Omo alare, -elo ro nfe gba?
(Woman enters N2,391.50K)
ATM: Pause for about one minute, trying
to understand the digits.
After about a minute, ATM replies,
ATM: Iya, mo nbo? E je nsare lo wa
shenji wa

i hate airtel an edge on mtn is better than airtel 3g

guy u b big fkup u reminded me of my cousin who slept on d same bed with a lady for 3days n ended up doing ntin

SMART GUYS DON USE AM

guys wey smart pass u don use am

Sadiq3051:
was the subscription code

*440*161#

off to d nearest ashy house

Imanuelle:
They said smartphones, we just need to know the ones they're selling.

nokia lumia

pat077:
u mean 3g to 141?

no to 121

Imanuelle:
Gotta take a stroll to Airtel's office, check the phone packs to know the code to be sent.

send 3G to 121 or START 3G to 121 .na to get d imei remain nw

Imanuelle:
Good time to start imei tweaking.

yes ooo time to get 2gigs