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@ Muki

See who you're intervening on his behalf
I have seen fools before and I have seen the movie Godzilla,Deer Festus is no doubt the undisputed FOOLZILLA
It's not the place of Dariye Festoos to "welcome" any new Arsenal fans to this thread,if he chooses to do it,then it's got to be decent without any silly connotations.

I'm prepared to ensure that I respond only to his posts as long as he thinks he can come here and make snide remarks

darefestus:
Its appalling how y'all tolerate Myself2

Spewing Family abuses here

I'm trying to be magnanimous

Magnanimous? geez

Why are you looking to get help from the distinguished gooners on this thread,majority of whom you've repeatedly spited?

He who goes to equity must go with clean hands

Whatever I'm dishing out to you is only in self defence (I'm just fumigating the thread to ward off rodents like you)

A Japanese sage once said that the nail that sticks up gets hammered down

darefestus:
@Myself2

I'm trying to be modest

But your pea-sized brain can't comprehend

Lets keep it strictly football

because i don't want to go FAMILY!

Keep it strictly football indeed,like you've been doing that all along
I only posted a public service announcement and you're letting loose a staccato of grammatical molotov cocktail

You keep saying you don't want to go family blah blah blah,please stop making me yawn you bloody wimp
Anything you post here against me will only amuse me(as I'D see it as a desperate attempt by you to clutch @ non-existent straws),plus that will make me hammer you and your "YABA LEFT" family the more

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

It has been reported that an offspring of the most narcissistic and pathetic megalomaniacs on earth;DARE FESTOOS who suffers from  chronic A.S.D (attention seeking disorder) is on the loose.
Subsequently anyone who sets eyes on him should call 1-800-MYSELF2 or chain and drag him down to the guillotine for immediate beheading

darefestus:
Must you always show how stupid you are?

Or is reasoning beyond your brain?

I told you never to Include my family/ancestry in your Bunkum

Its obvious you lack respect and i don't want to compound your miseries

So if you know whats good for your hungry and afflicted family

Don't start family disses with me!

Because you wont like the outcome.

Bloody Asswipe.

Sorry I mentioned your ancestry (at least let's respect the memories of the dead,of course that does not include your mother who died of a horse overshag)but I can at least say a few things about your father

Since fools beget fools
Your father must be a fool

Did you say I wouldn't like how your lame family disses would end?
Pleaaaaaaase BRING IT ON cos I'm rubber you're glue,fill in the blank space

What interesting times we're in

Deer Festus,let's see how you intend to walk with a swagger here

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=16992.msg2943415#msg2943415 date=1224016814]As for Gallas's injury i think Djourou should be drafted immediately Silvestre can wait[/quote]To me that appears to be the more logical option

darefestus:
@Myself2

can't you see?

My name is Festus not Festoos

Or do you have a problem with spelling?

Na craze dey worry you
Me have a problem with spelling,I spell better than your entire ancestry,I mean those that were, before your lineage gene was tainted with horse gene

And about the Festoos and Dariye,I'm @ liberty to use any,either,both or a plethora of 'em depending on how your posts sway my whims and caprices
Capish fool?

mukina2:
Myself2
welcome back
please Darefestus has been misbehaving again o

Thnx
What's Dariye's own
You see,right from the days of yore,the bell has always tolled for those who decide to go back on their words after giving it
Festoos called a truce the other time,however from some of his recent posts (which I had to check),it appears he wants to break the truce

@ Festoos
You, like any other scum are welcome to post your views here (whether constructive or otherwise),but I warn you to desist from abusing gooners on this thread,this is our home and if you bring a fight here,I guaranty you that it'll get real ugly

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=16992.msg2938777#msg2938777 date=1223941744]@Myself2
Whats good?[/quote]Everything in the four cardinal points and the centre

To Rasputinn
Thanks a lot

Muki and A-40,
Big ups

To Debosky,nuff props

ASL33:
Don't be suprise when them spurs finish above you guys by may.
Anything is possible as addidas normally put it.

O boy you for use pidgin na

darefestus:
@Myself2
I accept E don do
Abeg!!!
I no go eve come near you again

NOTED

Now I can turn in

Goodnight y'all[color=#000099][/color]

darefestus:
@Myself2
Just thank your stars my boss asked me to stop
Else . . . .  

C H I C K E N

Now you're scampering for safety from the barrage of my word attack under the silly pretext that jackal asked you to
Boy you're really pathetic
All you needed to do was wave the white flag of surrender a long time ago and I'D free you so easily
So apologise to the house and stop throwing useless tantrums that keep exposing your academic(?) underbelly you scavenging Aardvark

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=16992.msg2895196#msg2895196 date=1223150333]@ Darefestus,

Leave these GAYnners alone.[/quote]Leave him be,I'll murder him here

He met you and Cassiel here but for reasons best known to him alone,he seeks the limelight by abusing decent people

I'm only paying him back in his own coin

darefestus:
You Know what,i think its high time i report you to the moderator.

kpa kpa kpa kpa kpa
Shameless Chicken,that's what you are(I mean your mis-spelling ignorant ass)
Now you want to run behind the moderator,I warned you not to seek to make me slow my roll through disguised means(like running like a chicken behind the moderator)

When you were going on and on,dissing other gooners in their own house,you thought you alone had a monopoly of acidic words eh

Well,BIG MISTAKE ASSHOLE

darefestus:
And who told you that i am in your poverty ridden country Nigeria?

And you were laying claim to being a mature fella.Now I see how childish you are to make such uncharitable remarks about your own country.From your previous posts attacking some beloved gooners,it's obvious you're a grammatical neophyte,however the highlighted portion above shows you are also intellectually shallow

Since when did living abroad equate to wealth?
Well I won't even waste my time with you on that score as that would amount to rationalisation in monumentalism which will bring me lower to your pathetic level

DARIYE FESTOOOSSSS

Show your chicken face please

darefestus:
And i will continue to give you that headache

That's only because you're a jobless idiot ,if your aim is to come here and give a gooner headache then I'm going to have to first rip off your scalp,then smash in your skull.

You really are an empty barrel,hence you're trying so hard to get noticed

@ Dead Festus
I see you're trying so hard to avoid me when I'm online.

Did I hear you say I ran outta airtime,please don't make me laugh,I ain't like you that has to buy airtime,I'm writing from the comfort of my study.

You really are a sick Arrow,what brand of idiocy is it you're trying to showcase here?Talking about GCE,boy I took those when you were still grappling with your common entrance exam.

Good,the son-of-a bitch called dere festoos is online

And finally @ Dare,till I see you wave the white flag of surrender,don't even think about getting me to slow my roll through any other means because he who goes to the farm to fetch ant-infested wood should be ready to contend with lizards @ home.

So it's time out now till I see the next thrash you'll spew from your mad-cow infested mouth

YOU DON'T KNOW ME

[quote author=16992.msg2891788#msg2891788 date=1223077703]And if there are people to contribute
You are certainly not one of them

if you want to trade words with people
Wordsmith and hnnibal are there for you[/quote]@ Dare Festoos


I always knew you were psychotic,but I could never guess that you're chicken,why run when the battle has yet to start,you keep going on and on and on about being ready for Debosky et al,not that they ain't capable of whooping your ass,but you're on the GOONER'S thread and I'm making it a duty to give it to whoever comes here to attack any of my fellow gooners

And talking about worldsmith and Hanni,well I got news for you asshole;
We've known Hanni since his Jackal days and I don't think you know the true identity of wordsmith
Finally you must be brain dead to think you've been around longer than everyone else,so buzz off you son of a horse-shagged momma

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To whom much talent is given,

Now to more important ish
As we look forward to the game against Sunderland,I sure hope we ride on the momentum of the Porto thumping and continue the positive response

@ dere festoos

why are you cowering?
Person no reach one,e say make dem share am into two
Where we have more established and articulate scum visitors,you decided your half-baked ass was the most qualified to respond to me
Idiot

@ deer festus  (or is it festoos)
I'm not surprised that u were quickly caught in the web of my warning(as empty barrels always make the loudest noise)
What were you thinking of fool,trying to blow your hole-riddled trumpet
Don't sweat it because the more you try,the more you're going to get hurt
Now you're letting the whole world in your little secret,the fact that you are not only a two-bit cyber lunatic,but that you are indeed psychotic.
Not that I'm surprised as it's due to no fault of yours as both your parents were mad before your momma died when she confused a stray horse for your dad and got over-shagged

So split from my face asshole

darefestus:
Who is this mumu?
Who put your mouth for talk?
Only debosky and A-40 fit reply yours sincerly
All other gayners are gays
Its like you are New here abi?
Sit down and let your ogas teach you to talk.

If only you knew who myself2 is
OK,first here's a likkle intro fe ya moronic self(I am myself2 and I stand in for my boss in some other fora)

Secondly,just as fools like you fear what they don't understand and hate what they can't conquer,I'll make you fear and hate me.

So jump in the ring and put 'em up

Alright alright,enough of all scum tantrums
Constructive opinions are welcome,but any idiot who thinks he can have fun at the expense of my fellow gooners should beware forthwith

YOU'VE BEEN SERVED