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dayokanu:
Cristals,
I didnt know I was dealing with illiterates

Pray tell,how do you define illiteracy in your remote part of the world of opinionated folks

dayokanu:
This was a game played in March 2000 between Barcelona and Chelsea while Figo was on the field and Gourdiola was Captain.

Do you still need any evidence that you are a Arrow?

Hold up.Having read the exchanges of the pair of you,it appears you're actually less schooled than Debosky

Hello Rasp

Cristalz:
Why blame the man?

The oui oui prick called Gallas is a spent force that needs to shut his trap

tkb417: how do u feel now that uve let out whats been on ur mind 
shior, like i send u.

Sentiments mutual
Actually my point is that I really have no probz with scumtwat dissing Arsenal,just that you were derailing from your assigned brief (by whoever) and I had to pinch you a bit.I won't hit you hard,cz you and a few scummies like  Sharon Jackal and Criz actually have objective views once in a while,not withstanding that Le chac tends to take the meaningful juice out of most of his posts with excessive sarcasm and as for Criz,the extent of her objectivity depends on how convenient it is to her

On a final note,why do you keep flashing ur 32?

[quote author=tkb417 ]which old identity na?[/quote]The one that makes a bit of sense,cz you're sounding so stupid of late

[quote author=tkb417 ]who be Myself2 again?[/quote]The one that just reminded you that you're fast becoming a ploncker

@ TBK

Your old nature don tire you?
I don't understand this new identity you want to put on
Abeg stand well well for one place ,make I know wetin to tell you

I can see all the scumtwats really wanking themselves away,go on cz if yall try hard enough,y'all might actually ejaculate

Nigerian Satellite Begins Fall to Earth
11.15.2008

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Nigeria's multi-billion naira communications satellite is spinning out of control just 18 months after its launch and has commenced its descent to earth, the Voice of America reported last night.
The Chinese built Nigerian Communication Satellite 1 (NigComSat) which was built at the cost of N40 billion, was expected to provide broadband Internet and communications services for government agencies and the private sector.
But the management of NigComSat had allayed fears early in the week over the satellite saying the situation is under control and that it was only experiencing power problems which had developed from a faulty solar panel.
But critics have called the device a white elephant project that was hurriedly executed by former President Olusegun Obasanjo .
The VOA quotes Paul Ceruzzi who is curator of the Smithsonian National Air and Space Museum as saying "(The) satellite, once it is placed in orbit, has to be managed so that it points in the right direction, just like driving a car down the road.
“The antennas have to point to the ground, the solar panels have to point to the sun and they (must) have fuel on board (that) powers tiny rockets that do that or other means of stabilizing it.
“But sometimes they run out of fuel or the Sat system breaks down. Then it stays there in orbit and begins to tumble, if it loses contact with the solar panels or (they are) no longer pointing at the sun, then it losses electrical power.
“If the antennas are no longer pointing at the ground, then there is no way to communicate with it. So it becomes some kind of dangerous piece of junk flying at 17,000 miles an hour; it can be a serious problem.”
Ceruzzi said it is unusual for new satellites to fail. “In the early days of the space programme things like that happened a lot.
“But over the years they have gotten more reliable. But it does happen. It has happened from time to time and the other issue of course is that all satellites, eventually run out of fuel and they potentially can have the same fate unless people do things to actively manage them for that day. But for something to fail so soon after launch is rare today but it does happen.”
Ceruzzi said it is difficult to have an advance warning of the precise location where a satellite might come down.
Scientists may have such a warning “only in the few hours or so before it actually comes down. It could stay up there for months or years even and then atmospheric drag will slowly bring it out of orbit. And then, only at the very last moment, do you really know where it is going to hit."
THISDAY, last Wednesday reported that the satellite was missing from orbit and that activities manned by the satellite would grind to a halt.
Concerns have also been raised that the huge amount spent by the Nigerian government might be lost except the technical problem, which is believed to be significant, is resolved.
The satellite was said to have started experiencing technical hitches for a while prior to this latest displacement largely due to the fact that it was said to be using a technological standard not meant for Africa but for Asia.
The contract for the NigComSat project was signed on December 15, 2004 in Abuja between China Great Wall Industry Corporation and the National Space Research and Development Agency and was said to have cost the Federal Government over N40 billion. China was awarded the deal after it outbid 21 other international rivals.
The satellite fiasco has made Nigeria the butt of jokes with the BBC in a report on its website describing the operation of the satellite as a debacle and a white elephant in space.
The issue is said to have made the country, currently battling with infrastructure problems such as power, a laughing stock, with emails saying Nigeria has "exported its electricity generation problems to space" being circulated.

KarmaMod:
I hear "mobile" and "handset" more in Naija than "cellphone"

Depends on the crowd you're running with gal
I hear cell phone more than mobile phone.If you mix with some ghetto crowd you'd hear set
But all that's neither here no there,the lady in question was lucky that she was just plain cautious,forget all the bollocks about her friends referring to the phone as cellie and not mobile

Tgirl4real:
myself2, i don dey look for u o

What for?

tkb417:
The next time, i think hes going to take a gun to the field and later apologise

Idiot
But that would be fun though,seriously

Akolawole:
I am sure Essien is older than you albeit african football age

No he's not,and how can you speak so of something you don't know

Akolawole:
Envy of what? Was it better pay-packet in North london or Trophyfull cabinet?[size=14pt][/size]

I said he's envious and I meant it.
He's there nursing his shaft injury (forget all the initial stories),he's forced to hide in his closet and watch the scintillating displays of the young Guns,then the following day,he'll wake up to see the papers awash with the exploits of and praises for the young Guns of Arsenal.

That sure is the thing that's making him swear and curse silently and wish he was the one getting all the accolades

Ehen make dem climb up go find am now,
Oh my,dem never solve wahala wey dey for ground,na the one wey dey space?
The owners don carry their thing go

AJITERU:
I think this is the high time we stop harrasing ourselves on this thread.

No no no no,it's not too good for us to be mushy mushy and all friendly all the time
It's good for us to fire things up a bit,just when I was warming up that somebody will soon enter my territory,you wanna discourage them??

Michael Essien is childish and a foolish chav who's so morally bankrupt he shouldn't be taken seriously,even when he speaks out of envy

Carlos Vela is just another Lionel Messi
They just know how to do those sexy flicks in South America
Beautiful win

@ Cassie

Respect is not got on a platter of gold.It has to be earned
In most cases it begets itself
You and a few other foreigners  have earned yours from me IMO

as for Dariye
He's no match for me,he's just a schmo,the only language his type understand is a constant barrage of attacks both above and below the belt
Y'all should just leave him to me,I'll e-pistol-whip him TILL HE REFRAINS FROM EVER abusing gooners on this thread(he is free to do it elsewhere,I wont even bother him then because I'm  only after ensuring that gooners get absolute respect,at least on their home thread)

@ Muki

See eh,I'm a Deltan and where I come from if Mr A carry fight go another man house na anytin wey dey the man house him go take fight Mr A,whether kitchen knife o or even hot water plus salt and pepper

Have you not seen it that this malformed primate foetus called Dariye wants to have the bragging rights of disses on this thread
Now that's something I WILL NEVER allow.I recall how he openly bragged that he was gon keep giving Debz and A-40 constant headaches,only to beat a retreat when I made it clear I was gon yank off his scalp before smashing in his coconut skull.

So why is he trying to get sympathy from you and other Gunners after previously posting in an egregrious manner  He's a chicken,pronto.
Contrary opinions from non-Arsenal fans are much welcome on this thread(according to ur rules) but not personal insults on GOONERS on our home thread,I AM A PERFECT GENTLEMAN (but no be like that),I'll attack ANYBODY,whether scum,fluke,ski or marsian  that crosses the line.

Well my position is clear WHO DO ANYHOW,GO SEE ANYHOW

My o my just grinning @ chicken Dariye's lame attempt to diss me
See as saliva full the corners of your mouth,ah ah

I spit some lava,you spit saliva
And you know that won't faze me

So boy you gotta do better so you won't bore me too soon

darefestus:
@Cristalz

Fight ke!

I don't fight fools.

BLOODY LIAR,you do fight fools,you fought your father the other day

@ Dare foetus

You're such a waste of space and bandwith
Posting in big fonts WILL NOT make a word have more than one meaning,I understand you are yet to recover from your (A.S.D)attention seeking disorder(not to worry asshole,I WILL cure you anyway),but you don't need to try too hard,you've been noticed already,infact you've won the award for the SPORTS slowpoke OF THE YEAR on Nland

@ Dariye Festoos

I apologise to you that I had some more important ish to attend to,hence I was offline when you came to this thread to discharge the waste from your gutter toilet mouth
So do please accept my apologies you pokey love-vendor

Fellow Gunners
How y'all doing?
Nobody should lose any sleep over my exchanges with Dariye Festoos,I see he is an unrepentant megalomaniac,I LOVE HIS KIND,because they expose themselves for sucker punches and I'll hit him above and below the belt,just leave him to me.
I wont allow him to get away with his madness here
I'll sure put him where he belongs

SO HERE GOES

darefestus:
As for the SCHIZOPHRENIAC.

I'm prolly the only person on NL that,,,,,,,,

Forget about prolly,we know you are certainly the only person on nairaland that's schizophrenic (except of course your kith and kin have signed on)

Well I see you're offline,I'll wait for you to come online so I'll see what next you'll spew from your mouth,you may wanna use a mouth wash before then though (If you ain't got no mouth wash pls make do with sulphuric acid)

darefestus:
Who does he think i am,

A feeble minded pig ?

Without a doubt,fool

I flipped thru the last two pages and saw a  so many sound and reasonable bites and then insults from the filthy mouth of Dariye foetus

I do hope he's taken note of the afore-mentioned errors

Now to more serious issues

Dariye Festoos wrote;your squad lack depth

Instead of;

Your squad lacks

And,

Sometimes referees decisions goes against us


Instead of;

Decisions go against us

darefestus:
Hmmmmm. . . . . .

Make i commot for here!

Fine,you won't be missed.

Well,for what it's worth,I'll say a somewhat belated congratulations to all Arsenal fans
Are we becoming invincible in Europe or what,scoring nine goals in two matches,I just hope we sustain the tempo

GO ARSENAL

Ehen

@ Muki,

In the meantime,you called time,so I'll step back to my corner

EVER READY TO POUNCE

@ All Gooners

I cherish all of you and our beloved club(hence I just cannot stand anyone that comes here to abuse us)

@Reasonable visitors from other threads

Your criticisms are welcome,even when you mock us for one reason or the other,it's okay as long as you're not being abusive
In any case that does not change the fact that it's GUNNERZ for life

@ Unreasonable visitors from other threads

I've got you firmly in my sights (you could be respectful and have a peaceful outing here,or be disrespectful and see disrecpectful)
The choice is yours