₦airaland Forum

B4UIWAZ:
Everytime I log on I get over 20 mails from nairaland guys alone so I thought to myself dont this guys have girl friends / wives at home?

I think the mail ish is annoying

Please guys stop sending me nonsense mails.

checks Ur pic and was heavily disappointed
anyone who chases you needs a rehab

if you're talking about facial look, being appealing to the eyes, I'll rate him 7 .....beauty however lies in the eyes of the beholder.

MathsChic:
cute . One of the few seemingly attractive with low cut.

nearly cute like you

[color=#990000][/color]NOW PRAY FOR PHYNO ........I am his no 1 fan so I'll lead d prayer so that he'll let go of his inferiority complex w.r.t the whites

mysticgal:
OK but still do not absolve you

well I think I deserve more than your absolution sweetheart

Afrok:
hmmm.... I asked because I know what banana does to my body

What does it do to Ur body bro

czarr:
Op you sure say you no from my village?
Because DT pot resemble the one for my villa house ,especially the cup.fascinating.



Anyway na true ooo
E dey chill like madt.

enyi a how far

[b][/b]mumumumumumu

Lol.... .servicing organization of friends

Yanno I really think all these friendzoned niccurs in a sister's life should just relax if they don't have chances of being the ONE! It's just like when we were in 1st year and we'r almost absolutely sure we'll graduate with first class distinction. After 1st year, mayb 2nd year, 3rd year we start considering 2nd class upper with no hard feelings. If you're of good behaviour her husband wee consider letting u be their 1st child's God father. If 1st child passes u, there's 2nd child n 3rd child. Have No hard feelings.........#thank God I'm free

mysticgal:
You copied me niggles

It's a coincidence my dear.....it's been my nick I.d since sec school days

mysticgal:
Cute mama and baby

you're more cute

if this guy blokos long like am trouble dey o... im fit put am for d hole e go folo mouth comot

dovelike:
He is married. Why should I react to a married man like that?

Oh dear.....you've got some info about him already .....you no dey dull o

Donbabajay12:
That guy on blue tshirt thou...he wants to swallow all d food

where you see the guy bro.....

I don forget wetin I bin wan talk...............but to saraki if you play Ur cards well you'll come out from this mess.......today's politics involves doing Ur home work properly

ebubey:
use-less man
btw...
For those guys that go to a girls wall to thank her for accepting your request pls stop
doing that... I dey shame for una. For the love of jollof rice pls stop it and the worst
part is you don't even say it correctly, you'll visit a girls wall and you'll see posts like:
"Thanks for the acceptment"
"Thanks for the acceptation"
"Thank you for acceptizing my request"
"Thanks for being acceptize" chisos
I even saw one recently it was:
"Thanks for accepting my request may God bless you and your family, anything u
seek u shall find..any weapon fashioned against u shall not prosper..every evil
obstacle shall not be diverted in Jesus name, Amen"..
Just for request, pls stop it..

Lol. thanks for acceptization .......lol

CaroLyner:
paul the noble one. unlike attention seeking peter.

this girl fine o.........chai

SSpeter:
Helo Dudes am so ashamed of myself right now. I always hated weekends and often do overtime at work even when my boss screams "No payment for Overtime"...

I don't take off days even when I had to be on site late at night. I don't see myself as a workaholic because an average black man doesn't like work. Not because of the money either (though I will love to quit if a better offer springs up and am not relenting in the search)...but just to erase my mind off temptations. I spend my Sundays at my sister's house so that the kids will keep me preoccupied.

I am a strong advocate of #NOsexB4Marriage...Although during my University days I had smitten more kity kats than most guys will ever dream of. I had a re-orientation during my service year and took up the tag #Abstinence...I try to limit my discussions and interactions with the opposite sex, I don't approve of excessive touching and I preoccupy my thoughts with work..

Sundays are the worst days "no work"...so I am always extra careful and often stay glued to my routines....the firm I worked with just handed over a secondary school to her clients on the 23rd of last month and those of us who were immersed in the project and saw it to fruition were given 2 weeks break and a paltry sum as bonus.

2 weeks! That was where my problem started. First I travelled to stay with my parents spent three days wasn't comfortable because that was the neighbourhood I grew up, the ladies there may still think a leopard doesn't change its spot...I left when I saw so many temptations and green lights...I went to my sister's house and it's just the same thing because I have also tested some of the kity kats from the flats below...then my cousin persuaded me to come to portharcourt I haven't seen him in a decade.

When I got to PH I told my cousin of my new stand and he said "whatever rocks your boat"... The next two days, we had fun bought some item until ****** showed up ...she was my cousin's friend. She was not a threat and she doesn't even dress hot. So I let down my guard whenever she visits. She cooked, we ate and I thought perhaps she was one of my cousin's numerous GFS.

Two days ago, my cousin told me they are going to watch Nigeria match in a bar. I am not a football fan,Tennis rocks my boat. So I preoccupied my self with a movie. About an hour later she came back and told me my cousin and his crew are cracking too many stuffs and she is no longer comfortable (My cousin is a Med doc. But he smokes at least a packet of B&H everyday + or minus other additives). I said okay. She went to lie on the bed and later I joined her. The apartment is a mini flat and the sitting room is tiled. Just a mattress no duvet so we slept on the same mattress. Truth be told I could not remember anything until I saw myself shooting fluid in a latex material. Everything vanished from my eyes I was filled with hate. The next morning I had my bath, called my cousin and was shocked when he told me he was already @ work I carried my bag and the lady quickly took her shower and left. I went straight to the hospital gave him the key to his apartment. I had already told him my boss asked me to rush down......I left PH....sad....this morning I woke up feeling sad. The memory with the lady that night keeps occupying my mind and she even sent a text that "she loves me because I am cool headed, polite and handsome"....I was further peeved by her subsequent messages. Now I am just ashamed of Myself...and am still asking; how did it happen why was I not reasonable enough?...well I have learnt my lesson..."Emotions are stronger than Knowledge"

my brother abstinence is not achieved by. mere moral observation .......unless Christ comes into your life it will still repeat itself since it is an old habit............

They Neva criticize you half reach Oga Jona na........if you loose sleep this few months.....na die Oga Jona dey o

remember007:
Lips sealed till...........

lips sealed till when given the mouth then you can say..........Otuocha!!!!! I mean Jerez!!!

still searching for the risks associated in that post............if you've seen the risks click shares.......if not hit like abeg....

U.

Unizik on point........
reping mechanical engineering unizik........
thinking of what my project next year will be........
Big kudos to these guys......
hardwork pays

money121:

Beautiful girls ..........decent dressing,..... no son?......the gods are wise.....

Ioannes:
oh I thought you guys in the opposition said that buhari was using boko haram to destabilize Jonathan's government. so now Buhari is using the same boko haram to destabilize his own government too? you guys are hilarious.

who handled boko haram with kid's gloves,.calling them his siblings? - the clueless one.

who refused to acknowledge that boko harm was a threat But said that terrorism was every where in the world and "maybe it's our turn" - otueke clown.

who ignored the kidnapped chibok girls claiming no one was kidnapped and ignored the menace until 2wks to election? - Dumbo GEJ.

you think we have forgotten? Please try this ruse again in like 100yrs time maybe you will be able to get away with it.

the good thing now is that Buhari has given us a deadline, December. we are watching and waiting.

I wish you have sense

searching4love:
THIS IS WHY WE ALWAYS OPPOSE IGBOS FROM ATTAINING LEADERSHIP POSITIONS IN THIS COUNTRY. SUNDAY OLISEH HAS NOT EVEN ATTAINED POLITICAL POWER YET BUT HIS ARROGANCE AND EGO HAS SCATTERED ALL THE UNITY OF THE TEAM

who is this tribal mongol..........go and find cure for your bitterness and leave igbos out of it

GEJ till PMB proves better and yet defeated by PDP............if you understand what I mean.........

well it's all about location so far so good mtn has been anywhere you go...........I'm more concerned about this glo 3g plan .........pls can it work on PC ?

Chillinmasoul:
Glo bis is absolutely the best

Abugab:
If Buhari meets the needs of 95% isn't that excellent?
Why the cry here?
Let him even meet the 95% or thereabout first.
We have had people who despite telling us we shall all benefit didn't meet up to 10% of Nigerians needs.
We too complain self.....

Abugab:
If Buhari meets the needs of 95% isn't that excellent?
Why the cry here?
Let him even meet the 95% or thereabout first.
We have had people who despite telling us we shall all benefit didn't meet up to 10% of Nigerians needs.
We too complain self.....

Abugab:
If Buhari meets the needs of 95% isn't that excellent?
Why the cry here?
Let him even meet the 95% or thereabout first.
We have had people who despite telling us we shall all benefit didn't meet up to 10% of Nigerians needs.
We too complain self.....

I don't think you understand that statement........ pls read it again.