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tpiar:
The sooner they start inviting all these photoshoot people for questioning, the better.

Most of you are working for boko haram and other anti-Nigerian interests for sure

issorait

Khd95:
Bride b like'today na today,i musto tie d knot'

abi now

I just couldn't imagine the thought this bride had as she was navigating to God knows where on this Okada. As busy as the isolo area of Lagos she still managed to smile all the way as the okada man was rushing to get her to her destination on time. Two things came to my mind
1. She probably spent the better part of her morning on make up she forgot she was late for her own wedding.
2. Lagos traffic served her a hot slap and she decided to serve a hotter one by using a bike......


If you were in her shoes for what ever reason would you go this far?

firstking01:
an eatery?

y

Uniben hall 3.... the aro! Beans boys

firstking01:
ok, wer do u want us to meet?

u tell me

firstking01:
op, can we meet

sure

leeport:
new once na

am available

tosyne2much:
I'm yet to receive a PM from the female folks

if I hear do I look like a learner

leeport:
I wanna make new friends.....

Can you help

of course! What kindda new friends do u want?

tosyne2much:
I neva PM any babe before. Abi make I PM you ni?

no pm me ooo! As u never pm any babe how many babes Don pm u?

braimeddy:
They are more desperate in getting a man. Cos I see no reason why she has to delete me from her bbm just because I put a pix of a lady on my dp. I just took her as a friend but it seems she wan taking it to another level

hmmmmmmmm! Let a counter thread roll

AyamConfidence:
sure na abi u don see my p.m before...anyways Lalasticlala be fair o

no bother oooo lalasticlala no go answer you. Them no dey look here... u sure say if I go tru my email I no go see ur pm

layicharle:
OAU form is out and it closes on the 18th of this month. Am a current PG student here so do not hesitate to let me know if you have further enquiries of the PG form

does oau run environmental chemistry & toxicology?

braimeddy:
Actually I don't send pm. The only time I did dat, the girl deleted me from her bbm immediately she saw I displayed a lady on my dp. It's even the ladies who are more eager than d guys

how do u mean "ladies are more eager"

tosyne2much:
Na you be the Apostle of ladies as far as this forum is concerned


Na people like una give the OP inspiration to come up wit dis kind write-up

hmmmmmmm!

Cutehector:
God will punish u if my name is on dat list

y u dey fear na

tosyne2much:
Hahaha roflwkmd


I dey come with my list ........


Oyah !!! Let every guy start claiming he falls in number 5 category


OP, I throway salute oooo.. I still you to tell me the category where I belong

hahahahahhah! Your list ke? Don't set NL on fire oooo. But guy! Which mod u Don package I sure say if u create topic like "I sneezed in public today" e go make front page... you re doing well... abeg share your pm experience cos u be d don...

braimeddy:
I believed you must have come across these 'five types of guys' since u do make fp often as I can see u are speaking from experience. Why not give us names of monikers that portrays those qualities as u mentioned above? Anyway I'm in the last category

hahahahahahaha! You dey fine gist abi? Names ke.... lemme think aboatit

viclawz:
Lol...she don vex...don't mind them jare

lol

AyamConfidence:
Some guys though...without been told i know i belong to group 5 if u tink am lying how many of una i don send pm...if na Tosyne2much or wristbangle create this topic na FP straight....mods oya be fair o

u know d mods well abi?na so them they do.... I wonder the category them go dey.... Anyway u sure u are in 5?

Zceesneh:
u watched it?

In passing

Planet tv

As the topics are numerous so are the users but one thing stands out when a lady makes a front page post ........ The number of personal message she gets. I wonder why the minute a lady makes a front page post her mail suddenly becomes so active and when closely considered 99% of these messages come from guys. Some would say hungry lions but I won't be so fast to categorize them that way because some are really genuine.
When you receive a pm, its likely from one of these group of guys.....

1. Online flirt..... These guys do nothing but hunt for girls to send pm. The only people they follow are girls. The only reason they go through the front page is to see which girl has made it to the front page and the minute you reply the pm they start to profess love. They have nothing meaningful to say just how much they wish to have you. Be ye not deceived, they tell every girl they pm the same thing.


2. The wife finders..... As scarce as men may seem, a lot still find it difficult to get themselves a girl. All they do is use their invisible wife material tape to measure you by your post and once they feel you have the required measurement, they pm to let you know how you fit their ideal woman. They keep singing the song of marriage like you have been waiting for them to come along.


3. The cute picture finders..... Some guys are only on NL to spot girls who upload the best and cutest picture. The minute you change your profile picture you get a mail. Its almost as though they have a tracker for each time a pretty picture is uploaded. They just want to tell you how pretty your picture looks like you didn't know before uploading.


4. The immature.... The most annoying, they ask every and anything. Even the last time you saw your period all in one message. They come up with nothing reasonable, the can't come up with any meaningful conversation. Its as though they have to auto send a pm the minute they see a girl. No goal, no ambition just random irrelevant talk which one can't comprehend. Mostly the start by saying I really like what I see.... Biko what can you see? Learners. Using their free MB to chase girls they can't talk to face to face.... Most annoying part is they want you to love them for saying nothing. Children without restriction......

5. Last but not least.... The open minded dudes. I could say they are very few, not in a hurry to send pm, only send when its necessary, constructive conversation, friendly, entertaining and reasonable. You are captivated by their 1st message. You are the one eager to know them not the other way round. They keep in touch and later become friends.......the rest well is left to you.

KINGPINE:
How does 1 keep an open mind . ?

expect anything

adewumiopeyemi:
am gud babe mehn ave mis u sha buh u forgeh me na.. abi

I didn't forget u oooo! Just been off line cos no1 dey ginger me for here

Does oAu offer msc environmental chemistry & toxicology?

adewumiopeyemi:
@mz flexx babe hw u doing abbe [color=#770077][/color]

I bam o! How have u been? Happy new month

Snowangel4:
If only u find a man who will appreciate it

they are still out there

Ephemmm:
I beg, nairalander, dash me this lady even if she is handicapped: intelligence of a lady is the major key to unlock my padlocked heart.

lol

Happy new month people.... am really glad to see everyone here... we've come a long way and so I would like for people to stick around, converse, share ideas and even raise topics for discussion so as to make this place both educating and entertaining

emmani42:
Do you think its OK to drop info abt ur self online to a total stranger

depends on what you give....