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ronald4lif:
There are but not most of what you listed.

well considering guys gave these, i'm not in d best place to say whether oor not they are true. It was more of a questionnaire thingy

Oahray:
hmmm... You seriously mean to tell me that you do not know that 'a COUPLE of your male friends' is the same as 'TWO guys'?

Some girls can be so disappointing

some guys can really be pathetic

ronald4lif:
Sorry but what kind of guys have you been hanging out with? No offence meant to your male friends but they seem to have lost touch with what women says (lies) that men love to hear.

Who loves to hear I love you from a girl when she doesn't match it with actions? Or a girl that tells one its not about the money but keeps demanding one thing or the other.

Yeah! You may wonder how anyone would enjoy hearing a lie but in this case it's about those things ladies tell guys that even when he knows she is not telling the truth he still smiles and accept it because he either wants peace or wants to make her happy you as a guy don't you have things a lady tells you that even when you know it's a life you say nothing about?

Oahray:
You created this based on what just two guys told you?

You sef no even use your mind take drop the most ridiculous ones.

You do know that guys aren't exactly carried away by words the same way as girls, don't you?

and am sure you and yourself make up the two guys right Jeez! I believe the introduction stated "even when you know she's lying and still smiles"



Gets a chilled holladia and keeps moving

Renting is simply because of cost. Buying a nice gown here in Nigeria a lady should budget nothing less than a 100 thousand but with 30thousand she can still get the same gown on rental. Again, it's just for a couple of hours so I don't see any reason why she should spend so much more so she's never going to use it except in situations where she wants to be buried in it. For the guy, the reasons are numerous.

Rapzino:
*Yawns uncontrollably and falls on OP's body* *

taaah! Shifts! Watching you fall to the ground

agarawu23:
I hate long post


learn how to summarize

learn patience

Yeah! You may wonder how anyone would enjoy hearing a lie but in this case it's about those things ladies tell guys that even when he knows she is not telling the truth he still smiles and accept it because he either wants peace or wants to make her happy.

After talking to a couple of my male friends I was surprised to find this as the number one lie guys enjoy hearing:
1. I love you; like for real?
I'm not saying there are no ladies out there who lie about their feelings but a lot still mean it when they say it #JustSaying

2. You are the nicest guy I know; taah! Check well, the guy just did her a favour. Wow!
"You are a nice guy" they only tell you dat when u give them money. Hmmmmmmm! I don't know what to say about this but I don't think been nice should have a monetary tag.

3. I'll die for you! This is my personal favourite. Guy if you are smiling because a lady said this to you, you are still siting on a long thing. It should be noted that what she meant is, if you were to die she would come‎ with some other dude to your funeral. Why would any guy believe this? She won't catch a grenade for you 1st because she isn't Bruno Mars and secondly because she can always throw it back at you which I know would be her 1st option.

4. I am the best cook in my family;‎ abeg guys I believe this one we just smile to make her happy. You are such a good cook yet you are having this conversation in a restaurant. Babe I hail your cooking skills


5. "You are the only guy in my life. All na lies Hmmm my guy you are the only better option amongst many boyfriends,sex partners,sex mate,man friend,sugar Daddy in her life at the moment. So enjoy while it last because she will tell same thing to another guy next weekend in his bedroom after your turn this weekend:this response came as a shock to me but since it came from a guy I had to accept it but doesn't mean I agree with it because when I say you are the only guy in my life it's only because you are indeed the only guy.


6. the money don't matter; she lied! She may not be the money lover or the type to ask for money but when there is no money at all guy you must be on drugs to believe that. How would you constantly call or text? Is there a free app for calling and texting? Well good but there's no free app for taking your girl to lunch so my dear the money counts afterall.

7. You have the best body i've seen; what is she saying? She no dey watch TV? She no dey read magazine Well guys know this is a lie but they still smile to build their ego more. But the truth is, washee of the 1st order. Probe this further and you will only find out she needs a favour.

8. You are the cutest of them‎ all: hahahaha! Guy when she is saying this ensure your wallet, atm, withdrawal booklet is not close by. This lady has seen cute guys but of course your account may be the "fattest" of them all.


‎9. I am not the jealous type. Is there really any lady who isn't jealous? But as a sharp guy you have to believe. Most ladies can pretend not to be jealous but let her see your ex-number calling for the forth time in a row a week. Then you'll know. Even a little jealosy is healthy for a relationship but when guys hear this they smile and say to themselves "little miss perfect " and she smiles back not knowing she's just been *******



10. I don't really do this; this usually comes after you offer to take her out and she takes 12 bottles of beer. Lwkmd! The only reason she really doesn't do it is because she doesn't have the money to pay( she can't afford it). As a sharp guy you say "I know" I just bring out the soak away in you. Hehehehehe 


11. When you say your make-up is beautiful and she replies "i'm always beautiful even without it" my guy you are on your own. Have you seen most ladies when they wake up in the morning? Am sure a lot of guys are planning to sue these cosmetics companies. 

12‎. Age: mehn! You see a lady obviously looking 35 but is so firm on the "i'm just 23" Ladies kilode? We won't beat you if you told the truth about your age but please stop making a fool of yourself because even if a guy smiles at this all he's thinking is " I look like a learner right"



13. I enjoy watching football with you. No doubt some girls love it buy guy the only reason she would pick that is either because she doesn't want you watching with some other girl. But as a guy, you smile and still take her with you.
 

14. I am almost ready. Did you have a date for 7pm and you call by 6pm for pick-up‎ This is one lie guys sure like to hear. They know she is not ready but they don't want to hear it. Her almost ready may still take another 1hour but the guy says ok I a waiting. 



It is a long list but I know I didn't exhaust it. Feel free to add your. Those lies that when a lady tells you even though you know it's a lie you still smile just to make her happy and when among your guys you totally‎ finish her.

zubinike:
Believe it or not, am confused. Loving in pretense. Wow, my heart skips

reality my friend

Gbengadan:
Beeni oh. Ise karakara... no be only for room man must work hard, to get money too na to work so hard and smart

you can say that again

chubbypearl:
holiday was same with yours jare.same old,same old.about coming around often,i will try...

cool

Gbengadan:
Babe, naso we dey oh... trying yet to put life into final good meaning

na the way be dat o

Bellfun:
I'm doing just fine...hope u'r doing great too?

yea I am.....

chubbypearl:
How was Easter/Election break?hope you had enough fun?Just wanted to say hi...

hello dear! How have. U been? Been a while, hope u are good?? My dear d holls was boring o! Nothing interesting. How did u spend urs? Hope u come around often

Gbengadan:
Lol, Flexydeeva, how far with ya?

am good o..... how ur side now? Wetin dey happen?

Bellfun:
@Mzflexydeeva...I salute ur efforts at bringing guys together!..welldone!

thanks a lot. Hoow are u

adewumiopeyemi:
@mzflessy hw u doing.. babe@obyno hw u dey

I bam o! Everywhere just dry jare

Gbengadan:
#sneaks in..... I don run go AWOL and e be like say I still wan hide small make I take know wetin dey sup for this thread again.... Una doh oh

welldone

leeport:
*yawns*

close ur mouth make fly no enter

I call it show off.... let people wear wat they have. If u want some level of organisation give colour combinations. If your friends decide they want asoebi let the do it on their own.

lolaredvelvet:
Nigerian weddings have become a big business franchise nowadays.. it's less about the couple and more about impressing people (that may not even like you).

I'm in the middle of my wedding arrangements and no asoebi in my case.. We gonna use the larger chunk of our wedding budget for our honeymoon As for dress code, there's a colour theme.. everyone wear what you like.

that's d best.

qbd2:
Hmm, but just my own opinion. Cos I even heard they give diffrent /additional gifts to those that bought the wedding cloth.

wedding cloth is even different dese days from asoebi ooooo. The lady mostly selects about 10friends to be her asobi girls. That's the one i'm talking about. Wedding cloth na small where asoebi stand

MarvellousGod:
I think this buying of ashebi thingy is done mostly by yorubas, it isn't popular in igboland..

I did my trad few days ago, I bought ashebi and gave freely to my bridesmaids, they only had to sew with their money....

that's exactly wat it should be. Come to a place like lag.. u'll buy asoebi, u'll buy gift for bride you will also organise bridal shower.....

iykedare:
It is a way of billing you for the food they will serve you on that day
I'll rather give you the money than buy something I may never feel comfortable wearing.

you can say that again

Jamean:
I thought I was the only one who was beginning to feel a itch about the whole asoebi idea. I'm not against a wedding being colorful, but then, moderation is key

The cost of asoebi these days is just annoying Just a few days ago I was discussing with a male friend the long list of my friends marrying this year and their high asoebi cost.

I even ask the purpose bridal train serve. The trend now is that they all wear a bathrobe for photoshoot. Including the one beefing the bride. Nigerian weddings are just annoying.
Funnily, the materials are not so expensive in the market, but they resell at a high price. From this, I will conclude is a means of raising money for the weddings.

And some ladies feel obliged to buy asoebi of every of their friend which should not be so.

Do the one you can, afterall it's just clothing. There are more important things to use money for.

you are so on point...loving this post. In the end the most annoying is d trend of wantin to have the best wedding. No 1 ever has d best wedding because your best is another person better. Just get married and leave d singles market peacefully. Another funny thing is people must gather to condemn the asoebi for one reason or the other. some will even insult u

miraclewonder:
this asoebi has put many young wives in trouble who must cut corners to wear it at all costs. if it's even sold at the market price, that would be understandable, but the prices at which they are sold for are simply ridiculous.

abi o! You feel me right

ireneidiva:
You don't sell asoebi to your best friend. You give them free of charge. If you can't afford it, will you kill yourself? As long as you show up and celebrate with them, all should be well.

easier said than done

adewumiopeyemi:
Eku election guys$$@obyno@ mzflexxy. Eku election...

oga mi! How u dey enjoy the no movement parole? Boring here 4 me o

qbd2:
Hmm, I don talk am b4 oh dey no wan hear.
Buh u know tis part of our culture. Meanwhile as for making money ot of it, they r usually just trying to make back out of u d money dey spent in organising d wedding.

out of the money?
Wow! Indirectly people paying for the food and souvenirs u mean

If ur supposed best friend doesn't buy ur asoebi how wud u feel?

ireneidiva:
Has anyone ever 'forced' you to buy their asoebi? I've never seen where it is compulsory.

asking that is like asking if passing exam is by force

flyca:
Take it as a way of giving your friend (the bride) a financial support for her great day. On your own day, friends will also "contribute" for you.

You mentioned our parents' era. My dear, economy is tougher now. Get used to it!

I disagree, I think it wud make more sense if friend just came together and agreed to give rather this asoebi tingy. Most times the cloths are not up to standard sef. Buy the cheapest sell the highest

Ayoakinkahunsi:
offcourse they buy at cheap price sell at high price

you can say that again