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The ostracisized VDB scores!

Man Utd still cannot get the ball out of their own half.

Lordofalmajiri:
The kind Juju wey penaldo dey use eh, see them shouting Ole , forgetting that the old fraud is adding nothing to the team . Una eye go soon clear

Its Watford fans that are cheering for Ole o

Do you guys know that Ole went on holiday during the international break?

Instead of the cow to pull up the drawing board and start praying, he went on holiday.

Klopp didn't go on holiday.
Tuchel didn't go on holiday.
Pep didn't go on holiday.
Conte didn't go on holiday.

It's Ole that went on holiday.

Enoch3721:
guy make we go help Ole start pack him bags small, small

They won't sack him. They're just as clueless as he is.

Angelfrost:
Nope... It should be #GlazersOut

Those wealthy clowns will sack the idiot and still employ another cheap charlatan. No ambition whatsoever!

Facts.

Nothing but Facts.

But they won't. Asking them to sell their shares is like asking a leprechaun for its gold.

Won't happen!

Hugo55:
Please any hope for Man U?

Until they sack Ole, no.

Please, did I not say it?

Ole out, Ole out! But no, someone told me not to "cut my nose to spite my face."

Now una don see am!

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I told you oooo!

Enoch3721:
guy abeg comment on dat small analysis I mentioned u about I would b delighted to here from u

I'll check it out after the match, bro.

Shey Ole in his press conference said fans should expect a good game because he knew he was playing Watford.

Now see as Watford are destroying them.

Another fantastic save by De Gea.

Watford should be up 3 - 0

Cerebellum:
Guy, you love ranting, how does 9 point off the league leader a big deal?
The league isnt even halfway. I'm not saying man.united will win the league but anything happens in the football world brah!

Wasn't that the story last season?

What happened in the end?

Ole still has a job because fans aren't ranting. Even if Utd loses the last 5 games in a row, once they win, all is forgiven, and fans will be jubilating like they just won UCL.

Cristiano Ronaldo
Marcus Rashford
Bruno Fernandes
Jadon Sancho
Luke Shaw

Imagine having players of this quality and still be losing to Watford.

Watford.

WATFORD!

Myer:
Watford deserved that goal.

I dont see what ManU is playing in this game.

Clearly. They've been bossing this game.

Everybody is prime Barca when they play Utd.

Rosaline5000:
please dont cut your nose to spite your face, he will leave but let Man U win

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Shey I told you.

Watford fans are singing Ole's at the wheel.

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Watford has scored.

Rosaline5000:
please dont cut your nose to spite your face, he will leave but let Man U win

What will a win over Watford get Man Utd now? They 9 points off league leaders, Chelsea, only after 12 games.

- They were booted out the EFL cup in the first match.
- They're still fighting for UCL qualification.
- They conceded more than 10 goals in one month.
- They won't win anything this season.

Fans who settle for short term victories are the problem with the club.

Think longterm. Ole should be sacked.

Man Utd cannot even get the ball out of their own half ooo!

Rosaline5000:
so they should lose becos they want ole out

Yes na! The man is pregnant with failure, and he gives birth to bad results every match.

I've said it before, I'm saying it now, and I'll say it again next match -- nothing for Man Utd, not even stick sweet, until Ole is sacked!

I'm now convinced that these boys don't want Ole out.

How can De Gea be saving 2 penalties? Don't you want this barren Ole to go?

These boys are doing their best to save Ole's job.

De Gea has saved another penalty! Oh boyy

They're taking it

De Gea saved the penalty, but they still score.

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Penalty to Watford. Ole barawo must go!

Vice President Yemi Osinbajo is planning to sue you. Yes, you.

I know that you don’t know it yet. That is why I am bringing this wonderful news to you. It is not only Google, RootsTV, Punch, Vanguard and Saharareporters that he is threatening to sue. Those people deserve to be sued to extinction if you ask me. They cannot be publishing unconfirmed stories when our honourable Vice President and our distinguished class of politicians are ever ready to confirm stories day or night, abide by the Freedom of Information Act as soon as you request it and are great advocates for transparency and accountability.

The big story today is that you are now on the Vice President’s list of people to sue. Lucky you. You better buckle up. You better start looking for a lawyer. You better learn how to write a proper letter of apology and be ready to publish it on the front pages of two national newspapers, at least. Mind you, that front-page publication costs a lot.

What did you do?

Oh, I will tell you. It is not because you did not pay back your Tradermoni. No. And it is not because you did not come to his defence when Aso Rock cabals were humiliating him. Not at all. He fought them on his own and survived. And for the record, it is not because you follow Timi Frank, Jackson Ude and Katch Ononuju on Twitter. And definitely, not because you are padi-padi with Bolouere Opukiri, the young lady fired from the presidential amnesty office because she criticized our exceptional Vice President in tweets. The Vice President is bigger than such trifles.

The Vice President is planning to sue you because you shared a news story about him on your Facebook page. Yes. That is it. You shared it on Twitter, Instagram, Whatsapp and Olango. Do you think he didn’t see it? He did. His army of a million warriors itching for him to defeat the Jagaban of Lagos and become the next president saw it and brought it to his attention.

Also, you told the story to the gossiping passenger sitting beside you in a Danfo while going to work last Tuesday. You think because the Vice President wasn’t there in the Danfo he had no way of knowing what you were gossiping about? How dare you? Did you do your own investigation to confirm the story before you shared it? Did you call the vice president and check the report’s accuracy with him before you shared it? No, you didn’t? Then, that is your fault.

Be ready for the consequences.

The Vice President is not like any other politician in Nigeria, you know. You cannot treat him the same way you treat Goodluck Jonathan or Muhammadu Buhari or Hope Uzodinma. You just cannot. He is the first law professor to become a Vice President. Exceptional! That is not all. He is also the first Senior Advocate of Nigeria to become the number-two-man in Nigeria. It is not an easy accomplishment. If you doubt it, ask Nigeria’s Attorney General and Minister for Justice, Abubakar Malami, how tough it is.

And one more. The Vice President is the first pastor to become the Vice President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria. These are tremendous accomplishments by any standard. So, how dare you question Osinbajo’s holiness by sharing any story that questions his holiness? Are you mad? How dare you share any story about him that is not complimentary? Are you out of your mind? Are you?

Who paid you to do something like that? Yes, who? Who? The Vice President wants you to know that you will vomit that money his enemies paid you to share a non-complimentary story about him to your family group on WhatsApp. And he will make sure you do so when you hire lawyers to defend yourself in court.

Yes. It doesn’t even matter if you know what story is complimentary or not. His lawyer said as much in his threatening letter to you. Ignorance, he said, is not an excuse.

Here is the line: “In law, liability for libellous publications is not limited to the original author or publisher thereof, but it also extends to and includes all those who, out of sheer ignorance, mischief or malice, or all, cause any libellous publication to be repeated, reposted or re-published, either personally or through any platform for which they have control.”

See! I told you. You are in very serious trouble.

For those of you who do not know what is libellous, it is anything that will not bring a smile to the face of the Vice President. I will give you a few examples.

a.) If you are reading a story or an article and the author questions how much the Vice President received or/and spent when he was in charge of the N500 billion National Social Investment Program, please drop the story and run. Do not read further. Do not share. Do not tell a soul about it. It is illegal.

b.) If you are reading a story or an article about how Bola Tinubu’s company, Alpha Beta, got the contract to collect tax for the Lagos State government and the article mentioned Prof. Yemi Osinbajo, stop reading right there. Do not share. Do not tell a soul about it. It is illegal.

c.) If the article says that Osinbajo, while working for Governor Bola Tinubu, was the head of the panel that awarded the contract to Bola Tinubu’s company, Alpha Beta, my friend, tear the newspaper right there. If you are reading it on your phone, throw your phone into the nearest lagoon. If there is no lagoon, throw it into a well or a cesspool. It is less expensive than having to hire lawyers to defend you in court. Trust me on that.

d.) If anyone near you in a bus says anything about Babatunde Fowler, the former Federal Inland Revenue Service (FIRS) chairman, close your ears with wools. If you don’t have wools, use your fingers. He was the other Lagos wonder boy that followed the VP to Abuja on Bola Tinubu’s recommendation. Don’t listen to any talk about the N5 billion allegations against him from his time at FIRS. If you start listening, you may not stop. You may hear about the N100 billion tax evasion allegations against Alpha Beta and his connection to that. And before you know it, you may hear the name of the Vice President mentioned. So steer clear.

It doesn’t matter if you daily share similar stories about other politicians like Buhari, Amaechi, or Tinubu. It doesn’t matter. The Vice President is exceptional. If the story does not proclaim his sacredness, do not share. If the story is not gushing about his love for good governance, the rule of law, the sanctity of life, steer away from it. If the story does not say that Osinbajo is the miracle we have been waiting for, after the miracle from Kastina turned into a nightmare, shake the dust from your feet and run.

It doesn’t matter if you see the story in Punch or in Premium Times. It doesn’t matter. If it appears in the New York Times or Saharareporters, it does not matter. The rule is that when it comes to Osinbajo, you must wait until the Vice President clears the story before you share. The Vice President’s exceptionalism is divine.

You see, when you encounter the name Osinbajo in any story, the Vice President wants you to do what the newspapers do not want to do. He wants you to seek the Freedom of Information Act. Yes, the same Act that the government of which he is the number-two-man has always ignored. Invoke the Freedom of Information Act if you want to know how much the VP gets as salary. If you desire how much he gets as Security Vote, seek ye the Freedom of Information Act. He may not give such information to the naughty newspapers that do not check and recheck their stories before publishing, but he will give it to you. Yes, the Vice President is exceptional. His exceptionalism is divine.

For the avoidance of doubt, the honourable Vice President wants a robust and open discussion as a hallmark of a healthy democracy. He loves transparency and accountability and he understands the burden that comes with public office. That is why he invites you to participate in such a conversation, just make sure the discourse is not about him. Don’t, unless he gives written approval.

This one is for all you nincompoops at the Peoples Gazette. You have appointed yourselves as the custodians of Osinbajo’s secret decoder and the sole interpreters of the heavenly maladies of Osinbajo. The wise heed the wisdom of the proverb and gets on with the program. The fool, oh, the fool, spends his siesta in the belly of the vulture only to follow the corpse into the grave. When Osinbajo speaks, do not interpret what he says. Just regurgitate it. His people spent time crafting his speeches so that when it is not a parable of the coward, it is the ultimate Macbethian speech, “full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.”

If you swallow the venom thrown at our exceptional Vice President by the likes of Farooq Kperogi, the Vice President will sue you. There are no two ways about it. Don’t be tempted. Kperogi’s nonsensical thinking that the Vice President is using threats of lawsuits to silence public participation and squash the media and citizens’ responsibility to scrutinise government officials and hold the powerful accountable is a ground for a truckload of lawsuits.

All those gibberish about the Vice President being an apostle of Strategic Lawsuit Against Public Participation (SLAPP) is all baloney. No, it is not true that charlatans like Apostle Suleman are following Osinbajo’s footsteps in enforcing self-censorship through frivolous lawsuits. That is pure nonsense. To say you should bite your tongue is not the same thing as to cut off your tongue. When you read Kperogi calling what the Vice President is doing “litigious terrorism” just spit in the air and run. Anyone you hear saying, like Donald Trump, like Yemi Osinbajo, is an enemy of the Redeemed Christian Church of God.

As for those of you who tweeted that blasphemous headline from that Ondo-born Ijaw rascal called Sowore, the Vice President wants you to know that Dante was referring to you all when he said that “the hottest places in hell are reserved for those who in time of moral crisis preserve their neutrality.” What an affront for Sowore to say that the Vice President is more dangerous than Buhari when he had not become president yet and was just using the little power he has now to put those Yoruba irredentists and their Biafran nostalgic brigade in their proper place.

When in doubt, just say to yourself, “all politicians are equal, but our vice president is more equal than others.” End the validation prayer by saying, “our vice president is exceptional. I will work hard.”

Now that is how to avoid being sued by His Excellency, the Vice President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, Honorable Professor Pastor Yemi Osinbajo, SAN, GCON.

You have been warned.

Source: https://gazettengr.com/rudolf-okonkwo-how-to-avoid-being-sued-by-vice-president-yemi-osinbajo/

Kingsley123456:
I met my first love when I was driving from ikole Ekiti to Osogbo osun State in early 2012, we started dating and we loved each other, she always sing it to my hear that she was lucky to have me, but after about 3years in the relationship which I had relaxed and believed that I have found the mother of my children, she came up with a story that, her pastor said we are not compatible and that we will regret if we dare marry each other, I didn't force or persuade her, she left in 2015.

I got into another relationship in 2016 March, this one was really ready to marry cuz she advised me to rent a 2bedroom apartment she even gave me money to get a set of chair and put in the living room for us to start living together... She came back home with the same story in 2017 Feb on her birthday that her pastor said, I'm not the man for her, she left without looking back.

To cut the story short, I did an admission for a girl in 2018, and we ended up dating, I gave her close marking until she had to travel back home cuz of the Corona outbreak, she called me from home and told me that her pastor said, she should not marry me cuz it may not augur well, I begged and persuaded for about one month but she insisted...

I still didn't see it as anything untill last night when the girl I've been dating after Corona break, we met at the teaching practice, we spend most of our time together she literally lived with me ...but she went to Abuja, her parents place last week Saturday, she's been giving me attitudes until last night when she came out bluntly with same story, that her Mom saw it in the dream that her current boyfriend is not the person she should marry, that cries await her if she dares to..

What is going on with me... I'm confused, this one is affecting me.

That pastor thing is a standard excuse used to break up with people. It's so effective too because they're using the almighty as a cover-up to ditch you, and there'll be nothing you or anyone else can do about it. After all, it's a "revelation from God."

The problem is you: for some reason, you don't meet their standards. For your 2nd GF to give you money to buy chairs for a 2-bedroom apartment she convinced you to rent, I'm assuming your financial situation is not the best. That's probably why they fled after dating you for a while.

As many others have already said, it's time to work on your finances. The more money you have, the more ladies will be available for marriage.

Don't give up and fall into despair because you think earning a healthy salary LEGALLY is impossible. It's not. Forget your age and work on your finances.

That's all there is to it.

Qatar2022:
Oga / madam there's nothing wrong with what she did but women always find trouble where there's no problem

Rubbish. The house (and probably the food items too) belong to the married brother and his wife.

The OP can go and get a place of his/her own, instead of stirring the pot in his married brother's home.

tolakush92:
Good evening nlders I’ll be very brief and precise .This thing has been bothering my mind and I felt I should seek for reasonable and experienced opinions from senior men them on this forum .

The issue is .. is it a bad thing to cook in my Brothers house (although he has a wife and kids ) .His wife felt bad yesterday cus I cooked small okra and Eba cus I was hungry . The only food she likes me to cook in her kitchen is indomie . I feel if there Is love what’s there if I cook anything I want to eat in the kitchen .must I always take permission to cook

Pls I want to know if it’s right or wrong

Front page pls

What are you doing in your married brother's house?

Go & rent your own, and no one will dictate what you cook.

This is ridiculous. No fraud detection system, no empathy, and no accountability.

Both Jumia and GTB are ignoring her because neither wants to be liable for the refund.

GTB is especially stupid. This trace shouldn't be this rigorous or take this long.

This is messed up and stupid. That's why people should start sueing corporations in Nigeria more.