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NO CHEATING


The biggest example of corruption is a wedding ceremony where people will spray you and your spouse only 200 naira and still eat rice and chicken and drink which sums up to over N1500.
The worse is they will wrap broom and packer for you as a Gift. I've decided on my wedding day when my sweetheart and I will be dancing, people won't spray us directly, they will put the money on a tray for all eyes to see and at that point, you'll receive your food as follows:
NO MONEY: Pure water and toothpick
N200: White Rice without meat + pure water.
N500: White Rice + head of fish + coke
N1000: Jollof Rice + Meat + a Malt
N2000-N4000: Fried Rice + salad + chicken + a Malt
N5000 and Above: Please Serve Yourself.
No cheating!

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How will you react when you see this as your scan or that of your wife?
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Who can say meenie meenie miney mo in his/her tribe?
ENGLISH VERSION
"meenie meenie miney mo catch a tiger by the toe if he hollars let him go my momma chooses the very best one and you are not it."
Represent your tribe and may the best tribe win.

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Kikkikikikikiki

What will you do when you know the options waiting at home for you?

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Naija parents no send u ooo.

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#Nigerians be like.......

hear's one.......

Fallen heros laughing my ass out

ADD YOUR OWN BREAKING NEWS:

1. Okada killed two people inside trailler...
2. Christiano Ronaldo impregenate Funke Akindele...
3. Lil Wayne features Pasuma in his new single...
4, Eyinmba will sign Messi this December ...
5. Baba suwe joined Illuminati, signed in by Jay Z...
6. Beyonce is in love with Terry G...
7. Primary school pupils don dey graduate at class primary 2....
8. University and Poly students are now putting on school uniforms...
9. Obama claims EDO STATE as his home town...
10. New Chelsea manager is Chief Olusegun Obasanjo...
11. Chris Brown wore agbada and slippers to the grammy awards...
Keep it rolling.. Don't End the Fun,
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A teacher was trying her students intelligence. I saw a snake on my way home. "Assuming you are in my shoes what will you do?" asked the teacher.
James:"I will look for stick and kill it"."That's smart of you" says the teacher.
Armed robbers attacked me in my car and say 'Your car key or your life' "Assuming you are in my shoes what will you do?" asked the teacher again. Joy: "I will give them the car key and run for my life. once there is life there is hope". "Wooo that's so wise of you" says the teacher.
I returned from work, opened my door and saw 50 million dollars on my bed. "Assuming you were in my shoes what will you do" asked the teacher.
Johnny: "I will bite your toes until you faint. I will then come out from you shoes and collect the money"
Teacher: "Fool! how possible is it for you to be inside my shoes?".
Johnny: "How possible is it for you to open you door and see 50 million dollars on your bed".

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A guy was in love with a girl, but never had the guts to tell her. One night around midnight, he gathered some courage and sent her a text with these honest words. "Aven, I love you ,I want to date you. Please reply and tell me how you feel. "A few seconds later he received a message alert on his phone.
He was so scared and too tensed to open it that night so he decided not to check the message until the next morning when he's less tense and in better senses. So he went to sleep. When he woke the next day, he prayed seriously about the message for good news,went about doing his morning chores,brushed his teeth, ate his breakfast, took a bath, dressed himself up then climbed into bed and picked his phone to read the message on his phone.
This was the response he read : "Dear customer, you have insufficient balance to send this message. Please recharge your account and try again "

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Funny but very true

Nigeria Blood of Moses..........

1. Nigerian parents are confused. They will beat their children with the intent of making them to cry and then start beating them again to stop them from crying.
2. Guys, when a Girl say "You are the best man in her Life" please, don't be surprise to see yourself standing beside her husband on her wedding day. Lol
3. The downfall of a Man is when he moves from BBM to 2go.
4. Guys always complaining about girls that are looking for rich men, you sef hustle and be a rich man let girls find you too.
5. Very soon MTN will be Like, ''Do you know there are people in your village that don't want you to succeed? Quickly text "thunder fire them"to 33505, 50 Naira a week.
6. Those that use spoon to eat Eba are our major problem in this country.
7. It is only in Nigeria you will see a notice board say “Man needed with 40 Years experience, must be aged, 25.
8. Girls please, your boyfriend should not be your source of income. Cause it is only a relationship, not a job opportunity.
9. Someone will just die with an Afro and his spirit will come back with low cut. So Barbing saloon is in that side? Please I need an answer O Nollywood.
10. Strangling your wife for making indomie as dinner is not domestic violence, it is self- defence.
11. Double dating is not when you are dating two girls at a time, it is when you are dating a girl whose weight is more than 100 kg.
12. If someone is bothering you with unnecessary calls, just copy and paste his number on . And write "Call this number to buy iphone 6 for 10,000 Naira."

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WHO MADE THE LAST STATEMENT


Chemistry and his brother Physics with deep sorrow announce the death of their father…
Mathematics who died in a serious calculation on blackboard road off chalk avenue…
Therefore Agriculture has promise to provide land for the burial and Fine Art will decorate the coffin…
Entrepreneurship and his wife Commerce have pledged to provide food and transport for the mourners….
CRK will pray for the soul of the late….

History and her friend Geography will narrate the life story of the late Mr. Mathematics to the mourners….
English will be the master of ceremony and Biology will tell the mourners the disease that killed the late…..
” l must sue his dead body for the money he borrowed from me”……….

Who made that last statement??

So much in love with this I think you may love it I just read it but I think I can't keep it to myself ........
Here, take a look!
1. If you are SINGLE and keep on saying "I DON'T TRUST MEN OR WOMEN!" remember... your mates are getting married every Saturday. Let me ask you, are they marrying spirits? Wise up!
2. If you are MARRIED and keep saying "I HATE THIS MARRIAGE!" OK! Is it not married people like you that are celebrating Gold, Silver and even Platinum jubilee?
3. If you keep on ranting,
''I'M LEAVING MY MAN, HE CHEATED ON ME!" Please, go to town and see all the fine, cute, sexy, hot, hungry and desperate chicks waiting to snatch your man's money and property, they don't even mind sharing. Make it work, my friend!
4. Stop saying "I HATE MY JOB!" Look! 20million people are jobless and can't even find any not to talk of keeping it! Do you want to join them?
5. You keep saying "I HATE WHERE I LIVE!" Oh please! *tears* Try visiting those locations that are flooding now, people leaving in tin/zinc shacks in winter or people living/sleeping under the bridge at night and you will be grateful to God that you even have a place to stay!
6. Some say "I AM TIRED OF THIS LIFE!" Well, go to the hospital and see people fighting for their lives! Go to the mortuary and take a look then tell me what you feel after that! The point is, be positive and believe in God, that's all that matters. Be Blessed.
CHERISH EVERY MOMENT OF YOUR LIFE:
To realize the value of a sister/brother ask someone Who doesn't have one.
To realize the value of ten years: Ask a newly divorced couple.
To realize the value of four years: Ask a graduate.
To realize the value of one year: Ask a student who Has failed a final exam.
To realize the value of nine months: Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
To realize the value of one month: Ask a mother Who has given birth to A premature baby.
To realize the value of one week: Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper
To realize the value of one minute: Ask a person Who has missed the train, bus or plane.
To realize the value of one second: Ask a person Who has survived an accident. Time waits for no one. Treasure every moment you have.
To realize the value of a friend or family member: LOSE ONE.
Remember.... Hold on tight to the ones you love!
And don't forget the one who sent it to you! Happy Monday!!!!

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How to deal with all wants to does small small demons that wants to torment you. Hehehehhehe

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When an Igbo man goes for deliverance and his phone rings........Watch this Video to find out what he Did.

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English we all know is a general language but also a borrowed language, so can someone who understands kindly translate this from Engrish Ranguauge to English Language.........Lol Laughing in my native language

I WISH THAT FOR A MOMENT

I wish that just for a moment, you could see yourself the way that others see you.
If you could, you'd know that you're a beautiful person, loving, warm, intelligent, and capable. Instead of comparing yourself to others,
I wish that you could see yourself according to your own heart and soul, and be happy about who you are and take pride in the many wonderful things you can do and not be so hard on yourself.
If you could look in the mirror and see yourself for the first time, you would see an extraordinary person with unique talents and abilities staring back at you.

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THE BIG FLOOD


It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come over the land. The waters rose so high that one man was forced to climb onto the roof of his house.
As the waters rose higher and higher, a man in a rowboat appeared, and told him to get in. "No," replied the man on the roof. "I have faith in the Lord; the Lord will save me." So the man in the rowboat went away. The man on the roof prayed for God to save him.
The waters rose higher and higher, and suddenly a speedboat appeared. "Climb in!" shouted a man in the boat. "No," replied the man on the roof. "I have faith in the Lord; the Lord will save me." So the man in the speedboat went away. The man on the roof prayed for God to save him.
The waters continued to rise. A helicopter appeared and over the loudspeaker, the pilot announced he would lower a rope to the man on the roof. "No," replied the man on the roof. "I have faith in the Lord; the Lord will save me." So the helicopter went away. The man on the roof prayed for God to save him.
The waters rose higher and higher, and eventually they rose so high that the man on the roof was washed away, and alas, the poor man drowned.
Upon arriving in heaven, the man marched straight over to God. "Heavenly Father," he said, "I had faith in you, I prayed to you to save me, and yet you did nothing. Why?" God gave him a puzzled look, and replied "I sent you two boats and a helicopter, what more did you expect?"
God will not come down direct from heaven to help us but he'll use those around us to assist us when in need, never look down on someone because we only know of that minute not of tomorrow. Your help can come from anyone or anywhere, give a helping hand today.

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Pastor casting out 57 cdemons from an Ibo man

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Seroius sun has dealt with the masquarade so he decides to cool his temper before scaring people. Very funny.

THE MESS CONFESSION
During lunch at work last week, I ate 3 plates of beans which I know I shouldn't have taken that much. When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me because that day happen to be my birthday, and exclaimed delighted: "Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight."
He then tied a blindfold on me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang.
He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call. The beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one mess go.
It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertiliser truck running over a skunk in front of a garbage dump! I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously.
Then, shifting to the other leg, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on releasing the mess lik atomic bombs like this for another few minutes. The pleasure was indescribable!
Eventually the telephone farewells signal ed the end of my freedom, so I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself.
My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologizing for taking so long. He asked me if I had peeped through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not.
At this point, he removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests seated around the table, with their hands to their noses as a result of the stench in the air.
If you were the lady what would you do after seeing the guest?.
Just Tell Me the truth !!!!.

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NAIJA ROCKS
Only in DoroBuci Video that someone will play Golf at Ikoyi Lagos Nigeria and it will land at white house washington DC USA!
When your life is in Darkness, pray to God to free you. If you are still in darkness after praying, biko pay your electricity Bill, you hear?!
Girls with Bow Legs wearing Leggings Be Like PLIER!
If you Marry a Girl that can't cook, Bros your case dey Mr.Biggs!
The way Manchester City is going down they will soon discover Oil!
Guys, when a girl say you are the best man in her life, don't be surprised to see yourself standing beside her husband on her wedding day!
Seeing girls with half of their Boobs showing on Social Networks is like MTN advert, you see it everywhere you go!
Relationship nowadays: Love at first sight, Sex at first Night and Break up at First Fight!
If you snap with with digital camera and you still look ugly, my dear forget it, your ugliness is Peak Milk because It's in you!
Girls that lost their virginity because of Ip hone 5 and BB 10. Now that Iphone 6 is out what will they offer?
The best way to know a Nigerian Girl's real name is to ask for her account details. That is when Natasha Hills turns to Funke Balogun!
You don't have to be in the UK to be OK. Help comes from above, not from abroad.
Garri should be in the first aid box..that thing save lives.
Keep it rolling...

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In the image below give a more appropriate name to the event happening here. Give a name to this picture, let's see who will come up with the funniest name

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CHECKING MY MEMORY CARD


Checking my memory card.
*Buhari will die before the Election - Ayo Fayose
*Buhari is brain dead - Mama Peace
*If APC survives till October 2014, call me a bastard.- Doyin Okupe
*Mark my words, It will not happen for Buhari to rule Nigeria. - Doyin Okupe.
*If APC wins, I will go on exile. - Bode George.
*Buhari can never win in Yorubaland. - Gani Adams.
*Jonathan will shock APC with defeat. - FFK
*If Jonathan loses, we would set Nigeria on fire. - Asari Dokubo.
*We instigated the 6 weeks postponement so that Jonathan can win. - Fasehun
*I will deliver 1 million votes to Jonathan in Ondo state. - Mimiko
*We shall deliver the South West votes to Jonathan. - Afenifere
*Tinubu is no longer a force in the South West. - Yinka Odumakin.
*Buhari at 70 wears diapers like my mother. - Fayose
*Jonathan already has Lagos votes. - Musiliu
My people, wetin God take pass man, taperule no fit measure am O... Hmm.

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PHARAOH'S BB PIN

The students of Stella Maris School went on an excursion to Egypt. On the wall was written 21103BC, then the teacher asked, "Who knows what that is?
Johnny raised his hand and said, "It's Pharaoh's bb pin!

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Great Nigeria!! Great Nation From Naija/Nigeria Funny Videos

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DON'T PICK ANYTHING UP

My granny said when we get in the forest do not pick any think up,when we got in the forest eI saw a #200 on the floor and my granny said remember do not pick any think, up so I didn't pick it up and after I saw a #500 and his granny said don't pick that up, and then I saw #1000 and my granny said remember don't pick up any think.
And he saw #2000 on the floor and his granny said remember don't pick any think up. And then my granny trips and falls to the ground, granny said why didn't you help me and I answered because you said don't pick any think up.

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BIG PEOPLE WORDS


A group of kindergartens were trying to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on no baby talk.
"You need to use 'big people' words," she'd always remind them. She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend. "I went to visit my Nana."
"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use big people words!" She then asked Mitchell what he had done. "I took a ride on a choo-choo."
She said, "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. Use big people words." She then asked Bobby what he had done. "I read a book," he replied.
"That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?" Bobby thought about it, then puffed out his little chest with great pride and said, "Winnie the Shit."

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THE FAINT


A Nigerian man fainted outside Mr. Biggs (an eatery). Soon a crowd gathered around him and someone suggested, “Give him some water, it will help.”
Hearing this, the man opened one eye and said, “Commot from here, if na water I wan drink, I for go faint for water board…” (Translation: “Get lost! If I needed water, I would faint in front of a water facility)

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BEAUTIFULLY CREATED

A monkey and a baboon were seated next to each other during a service in church.......the pastor said; turn to your neighbour and say you are beautiful and adorably created in the image of God.
Monkey looks at the baboon for a moment, then laughs out loudly and tells the pastor.........eish; tell him yourself, I don't want to lie in church....

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Remember your vote is your right,be wise,say no to violence and all above let put a smile on someone as we have done here
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GIVE AWAY RECHARGE CARD

I WILL GIVE AWAY #1000 RECHARGE CARD OF ANY NETWORK
If you are able to answer only two of these questions correctly.
1. Who was Nigeria's first wheel barrow pusher?
2. Who was the first indigenous woman to fry Yam?
3. What is the full name of the first Nigerian farmer?
4 a. How much in total did Anini steal during his lifetime as an armed robber?
4 b. How much did he give to the masses?
4 c. How much did he give to his mother?
5. Who was the first child to walk to school?
6 a. Where was the first indigenous madman/madwoman from?
6b) What was his/her name?
7. How many Blackouts do we have a day?
8 a. Who was the first woman to spend the new Naira note?
8 b. Where?
8 c. When?
8 d. What did she buy?
9. As at April 2013, how many mosquitoes were in Kano and Maidugri?
10. Who was the first Nigerian to drink Garri without Sugar and Milk?.
Start Work

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I'LL COME BACK TO HUNT YOU


An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screams and yelling could be heard deep into the night. A constant statement was heard by the neighbors who feared the man the most: "When I die, I will dig my way up out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"
They believed he practiced black magic and was responsible for missing cats and dogs. There were also strange sounds at all hours. The man was feared and enjoyed the respect it garnished.
One day, he died abruptly under strange circumstances, and the funeral had a closed casket. After the burial, his wife went straight to the local bar and began to party as if there was no tomorrow.
The gaiety of her actions were becoming extreme while her neighbors approached in a group to ask these questions: "Are you not afraid? Concerned? Worried? This man practiced black magic and stated that when he died, he would dig his way up out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life?"
The wife put down her drink and said, "Let the old guy dig. I had him buried upside down."

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FAILED ATTENTION

Last summer, when the grass mower was broken and wouldn't run Jane kept hinting to Dick, her husband, that he needed to get it fixed. However, for some reason the message wasn't sinking in.
She finally thought of a clever way to make the point. When Dick arrived home that day, he found her seated in the tall grass busily clipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.
He watched silently for a short time, then went into the house. Jane thought she had again failed to get his attention. He was gone only a few moments, and when he came out again he handed her a toothbrush saying, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the side walks."

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YOU WILL NEVER GO THE SAME WAY YOU CAME


A pastor was invited to a church program in kaduna state, when he got there.. Though, he wanted to preach about boko haram but he quickly put it indirectly[because the fear of boko haram is the beginning of wisdom] so he went this way. The title of my topic today is "YOU WILL NEVER GO THE SAME WAY YOU CAME". He continued preaching and at the same time also taking time to suspect any poly bag he sees. Some minutes later as the preaching was going on what we had was [DUAAAAAH] from outside, in a blink of an eye, everybody vanished including the pastor that ran through the window.
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Some minutes later after the whole members has gathered, then the pastor was no were to be found, they quickly call him on phone.
Member : Hello pastor were are you?
Pastor : Am in ORE.
Member : [surprisingly] ah ahhhhh Pastooor. Please come back its not a bomb it a motor tyre that bust outside.
Pastor : I know that's why am in ORE if it was a bomb I would have been in ASABA.
Member : but pastor you left through the window, and anyone who pass through d window is a thief..
Pastor : What was my topic today?
Member... YOU WILL NEVER GO THE SAME WAY YOU CAME.
Pastor : So I came through the door and I left through the window..
A word for the pastor please..??

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Election is here and it's not a time for us to embrace violence because we end up hurting ourselves and the one we love most.
Say no to violence, take care and let's have a free and fair election.

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LAGOS TRAFFIC

I now understand why they sell popcorn in Lagos traffic. The thing is like a cinema,lasting up to 2-3 hours with endless action and drama, coupled with different characters.
The popcorn says:"Don't be in a hurry,just sit back and enjoy the show.
Lagos na wa!!! Eko Oni Baje!!!

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OLD TALK


Is there anyone in the house who was told as a child that if you take the combination of mango and coke, that you'll die instantly?
If this talk no reach you, then your childhood was boring. Old talk

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SOME FACTS TODAY


SOME FACTS TODAY ::::::::
When you sit and do nothing, you'll get nothing. When you don't give out, you cannot take in. Somewhere along the line, you've just gotta give out something. Now, when your palm is closed, folded, you can not receive with the palm. You cannot unlock those doors to successes, those treasures, without some labour.
“Every human being has been literally ‘Engineered for Success’ by his Creator. Every human being has access to a power greater than himself.”
~ Maxwell Maltz
But are your eyes opened to launch an access to that power that can unleash greatness??
“The measure of mental health is the disposition to find good everywhere.”~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
Now this is it, don't just think, act your thinking! Don't just dream, make real and work on your dream! Success is not just a measure of how big you can DREAM, it is also a measure of how much you can DO. I hope you'll start to do and not to look!
Good morning and have a great day!

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THE SIGNPOST

A signboard outside a restaurant read "eat as much as you can, your grand children will pay the Bill"...
A man entered the restaurant and ate as he could, got a toothpick and was relaxing when the waiter gave him the bill he laughed and pointed to the signboard, don't you see, "only my grandchildren will pay"
The waiter replied, "This is not your bill, it's your grandfather's Bill"... ...
Good day and as you step into the election week, think of how you will affect the unborn generation positively. Be wise with your vote, save Nigeria.
God bless Nigeria.

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HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN

Guys! please!!please and please!!!
Know the kind of questions you ask us girls,what where you expecting us to tell you when you want to know the secret to a woman's heart and how best to impress a woman.

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From us at Nigeria/Naija Funny Videos Have a laughter filled week ahead and a peaceful election week filled not with sorrow but more laughs and joy.

THE FOUR WIVES


Once upon a time there was a rich King who had four wives. He loved the 4th wife the most and adorned her with rich robes and treated her to the finest of delicacies. He gave her nothing but the best. He also loved the 3rd wife very much and was always showing her off to neighbouring kingdoms. However, he feared that one day she would leave him for another.
He also loved his 2nd wife. She was his confidant, and was always kind, considerate and patient with him. Whenever the King faced a problem, he could confide in her, and she would help him get through the difficult times. The King’s 1st wife was a very loyal partner and had made great contributions in maintaining his wealth and kingdom. However, he did not love the first wife.
Although she loved him deeply, he hardly took notice of her! One day, the King fell ill and he knew his time was short. He thought of his luxurious life and wondered, “I ! now have four wives with me, but when I die, I’ll
be all alone.
“Thus, he asked the 4th wife, “I have loved you the most, endowed you with the finest clothing and showered great care over you. Now that I’m dying, will you follow me and keep me company?” “No way!”, replied the 4th wife, and she walked away without another word. Her answer cut like a sharp knife right into his heart.
The sad King then asked the 3rd wife, “I have loved you all my life. Now that I’m dying, will you follow me and keep me company?” “No!”, replied the 3rd wife. “Life is too good! When you die, I’m going to remarry!” His heart sank and turned cold.
He then asked the 2nd wife, “I have always turned to you for help and you’ve always been there for me. When I die, will you follow me and keep me company?” “I’m sorry, I can’t help you out this time!”, replied the 2nd wife. “At the very most, I can only send you to your grave.” Her answer came like a bolt of lightning, and the King was devastated.
Then a voice called out: “I’ll leave with you and follow you no matter where you go.” The King looked up, and there was his first wife. She was so skinny as she suffered from malnutrition and neglect.
Greatly grieved, the King said, “I should have taken much better care of you when I had the chance!” In truth, we all have 4 wives in our lives: Our 4th wife is our… body.No matter how much time and effort we lavish in making it look good, it will leave us when we die.
Our 3rd wife is our… possessions, status and wealth. When we die, it will all go to others.
Our 2nd wife is our… family and friends. No matter how much they have been there for us, the furthest they can stay by us is up to the grave. And our 1st wife is our…Soul. Often neglected in pursuit of wealth, power and pleasures of the world. However, our Soul is the only thing that will follow us wherever we go.