You are so wrong, getting married isnt a womans greatest achievement, Her greatest achievement will be knowing her self worth so as not to settle for anything less

talktonase:
Go get married girl that's your highest achievement, coupled with your career will give you much prestige. I know feminist will bash me for his comment but that's the natural order of things...

Check this out lalasticlala

Google Adsense Allows you to moneytise your content on youtube. With google adsense, linked to your blog, you can make money each time the video is viewed. Here is how to connect or integrate your site to google adsense.

First of all, make sure you have a running google adsense account, if you don’t have you will have to apply for google adsense.

Once you have a running google adsense, Login to youtube.com, go to the top right hand corner , then click the image icon.



After clicking it shows a drop down button where, it will display creative studio, Click on creative Studio.





Go to the Monetization page. Get there by clicking your icon in the top right > Creator Studio. Then, in the left menu, click Channel > Monetization.
Go to the “How will I be paid?” section.
From the AdSense Association page, follow the “next” step to be directed to AdSense.
At the bottom of the page, select the option Yes, proceed to Google account sign in to choose the Google Account you want to use.
Enter the password for your Google Account.
Accept the association and you’ll be redirected back to YouTube.
Once your account is activated, you’ll see a message to inform you that your AdSense account has been associated in your YouTube account. Note that it may take up to 48 hours for the association to be fully active.


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It was escalated by the accident on that road, which claimed lives , I hope the government does something fast., See more pictures here http://www.naijanani.com/worst-hold-nigeria-history-hits-lagos-ibadan-expressway-caused-tanker-accident/

Check out the grid lock that was caused along the Lagos Ibadan Express road due to the trailler accident on the route.The said holdup extended between three states , Lagos , Ibadan and Ogun. This is the worst Hold up in the history of Nigeria. The Hold up stretches all the way from Ibadan road down to Ogun State down to to 3rd mainland Bridge all the way towards Victoria island. The holdup extended for good 3 days. Starting from Tuesday 15th November 2016 to Thursday 17th November.

The major cause of the holdup is the construction on the Lagos Ibadan express coupled with the trailler accident that left 3 lives dead





















https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2omhEidJDw&t=11s


Source: http://www.naijanani.com/worst-hold-nigeria-history-hits-lagos-ibadan-expressway-caused-tanker-accident/

So what really makes a woman?

WHAT REALLY DEFINES A WOMAN; STATUS OR STATUS (MARRIAGE OR CAREER)?

I told a friend that ‘’being in a relationship doesn’t define who I am’’, and she went ballistic, saying ‘’so being single is good, people don’t respect girls your age who are still single’’. This statement got me thinking; I started wondering if what she said is true, if I am truly defined by my status, if the societies I find myself in have no respect for single ladies?

Every day I get the ‘’when will you marry speech’’? And I wonder if men go through the rigorous process women face in terms of being single. I keep wondering why our society believe that a woman’s place is with a man. Now am of the school of thought that ‘’marriage will happen when it is off the appointed time’’, it can’t be forced and shouldn’t be rushed. But then again I remember that I am of the African descent and I’m sure my mother already has a ‘’war room’’ built just for my sake.

So my question is; should being married define a woman, are men also under the same pressure women face every day, is there a way we can bring up the next generation to not dwell so much on marriage? Share your opinion with me, and I’m sure others will learn from your answers.



By Detoun


Source http://www.naijanani.com/%E2%80%8Bwhat-really-defines-a-woman-status-or-status-marriage-or-career/

Some Snake poison can kill within 5 minutes, So we all need to protect our homes and families during this season

DUE TO HEAT WAVE AND HIGH TEMPERATURES SNAKES ESPECIALLY COBRAS SEEK REFUGE IN COOLER PLACES LIKE YOUR HOME

SAFETY TIPS

1. Avoid leaving Windows open for too long,cobras and mambas can reach heights that are very high.

2. Avoid leaving your front doors open for fresh air in the evening,this reptiles are absolute STEALTH (too quiet)you won't hear or see it go inside your house.

3 Before sitting under the tree that has that cooling shade, check that there are no snakes.

4. Check your bed and surrounding before you go to bed,cobras are notorious for hiding under the sheets.

5. Avoid the age old trend of liking to chill outside of the house,with mattresses and wrappers in the evening,most reptiles are nocturnal ( hunt at night and more effective )

6. Not only snakes might bite you,their venoms are fast and very posoinous

7. Clear bushes around your houses. They are attracted by rat and mice which are the snakes favorite meal including centipedes too.

8. Buy snake repellent powder and pour it round your yard you will definitely decrease the chances of a snake ever visiting your home by 90%.

Beware of confronting this snakes that get into your homes,some snakes can be killed easily,other like the black mamba are very cocky,if threatened they will chase you at alarming speeds and give multiple bites while still on the chase,and you won't live to see the next forty minutes,so just be very careful when trying to kill this guys. Or just call for the wildlife or soldiers to come capture it.

Stay well and be safe,it's snake season it's very hot and they are highly active and get agitated (angry ) very fast. (FYI)



http://www.naijanani.com/how-to-prevent-snake-attack/

Whether you becoming rich yourself , at least na somewhere you go start lol

Sometimes breaking up could be the best thing for the both of you

Take charge of your destiny lol Some dudes wont like this.

The world is watching

I know someone is about to be liberated lol lalasticlala i hope you don't use any of this o lol

60 break up lines – We all know that all relationships won’t end up in marriage. So sometimes you might have to make that hard decision of ending a relationship. Here are some break up lines to adopt when breaking up.
1. It’s not you it’s me (The Most Popular)
2. You are too good for me
3. You deserve better
4. My parents asked me to marry from our tribe
5. I’m not ready for marriage now
6. I don’t wanna waste your time
7. Let’s take a break
8. I need to focus on my studies
9. Can’t take good care of you
10. Something about us just doesnt feel right
11. I dont know what i want right now
12. I like you a lot but i dont think i really love you
13. This relationship isnt working
14. I need to work on myself before getting into any commitment
15. I need some time off
16. i’m not in the right frame of mind right now to date
17. I think we are better off as friends
18. You will find the right person
19. I need time and some space
20. I am not attracted to you but I still love you
21. I need to move closer to God
22. I just gave my life to Christ and I can’t continue in a sinful relationship
23. Your organ is too big for me cant handle it
24. I don’t want sexual relationship, lets end this
25. I’m no longer worthy of you
26. You are too good for me
27. We are moving Things too far lets chill
28. You are not who I thought you were
29. I don’t love you like i should
30. It’s hard for me to let go, i just have to
31. You are just too perfect but not just for me
32. May be we are not meant to be
33. I don’t think I can handle long distance relationship anymore
34. We are not compatible , You like Chelsea i Love Man U
35. You are always right, i hate making you wrong. I have to let go
36. I need to discover myself , I need some time
37. My family doesn’t like you
38. We don’t share the same principles and values
39. I don’t want to be the one holding you back.
40. I am tired of always making you sad
41. My mum just brought a girl they want me to marry
42. My pastor saw a vision that we shouldn’t continue
43. I need to focus on my education
44. I think it’s bad timing for us
45. I am Still in love with my ex
46. I’m sorry i’m gonna have to let you go
47. I’m tired of this relationship
48. I’m not doing again, I’m tired
49. I prayed about it and God said you are not the one
50. I feel i am holding you captive, its time to set you free
51. My new job wouldn’t allow me to date you
52. its not fair keeping you waiting when I’m not ready
53. We both need to work on ourselves
54. My life hasn’t been going good since we met
55. I have never dreamed of you , so you are not the one for me
56. It’s a taboo to marry outside our clan
57. We have different religious views
58. I got someone pregnant and my family said i must marry her
59. You have never farted in my present before, you must be hiding other thing
60. Add your to complete the list.



Disclaimer: I must warn you some of these lines are known to attract slaps. So you might want to step back a little while using them. Goodluck

http://www.naijanani.com/60-awesome-break-up-lines-end-relationship/

Hahahaha , now we will have more niggurs forming as wannabees lol

Dimples999:
*Bookmarked *


I must lunch at the Ritz hotel tomorrow

Lalasticlala come and see o, Donald Trump means war lol.


See More list here plus Pictures of Donald Trumps enemy lists http://www.naijanani.com/list-people-might-jailed-trump-becomes-new-us-president/

Trump is a very tough man. He has said several things in the last one year that has shocked many and that has also made many like him. Trump is in for taking America to it’s original status as the world power, because he believed that America has lost it’s dignity and that America is not as great as it used to be. So here are the lists of the possible people that might be jailed by Trump as he becomes the New United States President.
1. Hillary Clinton: During the presidential debate, Donald Trump said that if he becomes president, he will instruct his attorney general to appoint a special prosecutor to investigate Hillary Clinton’s private email server and if she is found guilty, He will personally see to it that she is jailed.

2. Barrack Obama: Trump has said times without number that Obama is the worst American president. He also said that Obama and Clinton founded the ISIS. Trump also claimed ISIS honors Obama. He also claimed at some point that Obama is a terrorist. He is definitely going to probe the Obama’s Administration. I wonder what’s going to be the fate of Obama once he gets to office.

3. Illegal Black Migrants: This is one of his campaign promises to send black immigrants that are taking the American jobs back to Africa where they belong. And for the stubborn ones, Majority of them will be locked up somewhere before they are finally shipped down to Africa.

4. The Muslims : Donald Trump at any slight opportunity have always said, he will send the Muslims out of America. He is definitely going to have a lot to jail now that he is elected.

5. Mexicans: He has accused Mexicans several crimes like as drugs trafficking and illegal migration. He has vowed by all power invested in him to jail any offender and also send them back to their country if he becomes president. He also vowed at one time that he will build a wall around the border and make the Mexican Government pay for it.

6. Chinese : He has accused the Chinese and their Government of several things like stealing Americas jobs and other things. With him as the commander in Chief. Any Chinese caught in any illegal acts will be severely dealt with.

7. The Guy that released his Raunchy Video: Donald Trump is a man of war. He plays his tactics tactically. Donald J Trump doesn’t forgive his enemies, whoever is the guy that leaked the video of him talking about ladies tits be ready for the wrath of Donald Trump.

8. The Biased Media: He has accused the media times without numbers of being biased towards him. Trump is definitely coming for all of you.

We can only wish the best for the Americans. As we watch things unfold. Congratulations to the New President of America Donald Trump.



Source: List of People that Might Be jailed By President Trump

na so abeggy, which ritual, na all rich people dey do juju abi? From my experience poor people even do jazz and more desperate than the rich

daewoorazer:
When they are done making rituals with your body, your ghost should remember to drop some hard currencies off my balcony

Have you ever wondered Why the rich always marry the rich, sometimes it’s not because they hate the poor, but the issue is where you find the rich, the poor are not usually available. So to marry a rich guy, you have to increase your chance of coming in contact with as many as possible. So here are the step by step guide to marrying a rich man of your dream.

I know some of you guys will call it goal digging but I bet to disagree, I call it carefully planning your life and that of your unborn children. Have you ever noticed that the type of man you marry directly determines what you will become in the future. The man you marry today will in a long way determine who you become tomorrow. So wouldn’t you wanna take out time to carefully select the best guy that will meet all your your dreams come true. If you are game with me abeg, sit back relax with a bottle of wine, and if you can’t afford one yet, Just grab a glass of water , imagine it to be wine and dream about your future rich hubby.

First of all If you are still thinking Oh, I’m miss Independent or independence or miss I can do it myself. Relax beauty, first of all lets have a list the numerous advantages of marrying a rich guy may be, just may be this will change your mind.
1. Rich guys are generous – How many poor dude will buy his wife Range Rover to surprise her on her birthday, or give you an all expense paid vacation to go shopping in Dubai? None!!!
2. They are romantic: Rich folks are crazily romantic, There is always something new to look forward to.
3. You can always get what you want : If you marry a rich guy, you can get what ever you want , be it money, cars, phones, houses , you name it!
4. You have a made future: Because rich folks are good investors, it’s forever made, bye bye to poverty.
5. You automatically become rich : Marrying a rich man automatically makes you rich. You don’t have to bother aboutn economic meltdown or hardship, for example the wife of a billionare is a billionaire.,
6. You will be well respected Due to your husband status: Have you noticed how people treats the wife of rich men? Since you have been going to the bank, Have you ever a rich mans wife queuing ? They know where to go, the managers office lol. Even people older than you will call you ma.
7. You can live the life of your dreams
8. You will be well connected : Rich people are always well connected due to their status, So imagine you rolling with the wives of the Dangote’s, Otedola’s etc
9. You wont lack comfort and luxury: This is my favourite, you wont lack comfort and luxury. You will be able to afford those kinds of clothes you see on Kim Kadershians and co.
10. Poverty is bygone: The final one, its bye bye to poverty. Welcome to the new life called wealth.

Now that we have seen the numerous advantages of marrying a rich man, I don’t think you need to convinced further.
Step by Step Methods to Marrying a Rich Man

1. Identify The Rich: The number one step in taking in marrying a rich dude is to be able to identify the rich guy from the rich wannabes who camouflage as rich. My dear I will advice you to spend time well to be able to identify this number o. It’s very Important. please you don’t wanna fall victim in the hands of the wannabees, no no no Please!!

So here are some tips, Have you ever noticed one quality about the real rich folks they are not lousy or noisy about their wealth, they don’t make noise, they don’t try to impress, because they have nothing to prove, they are rich remember that.

2. Know where they live: one thing about rich folks is they love living in cluster in the same areas. So one way to easily get one is to move close to areas where the rich live. Remember you can only fall in love with people that you see , if they don’t see you, honey they can’t love you. It’s high time you move to high brow area, leave Ajegunle for Poverty, move to some rich estates. Leave Iyana Ipaja, move to Lekki or Victoria Island. Note this is no joke, it’s your destiny we talking about here. So make some investment, even if it’s renting a mall room in that areas. Don’t worry your investments will pay off soon.

3. Start Applying for Work where The Rich Works : We all know where rich folks work. So just know where to start sending your application, avoid those organizations with history of owing salaries, organisation with middle class people , also my dear beware of organisations that sack employees anyhow , you have to be strategic, you are planning long term not short term sweetie. Oil companies, ICT , Financial companies etc.

4. Target Where the Rich Shops And Eat: Rich folks are busy people the only time they have for fun is mostly weekends and evenings , my dear save some money visit a top restaurants, eateries, malls, bars , shopping center etc. Be strategic. By the time you walk once or twice, come on someone will notice you.

5. Church Or Mosque: Hmmmmm who doesn’t wanna marry a godly babe, abeg my dear. Package yourself, i know you have been going to some local churches where the brothers have been promising you for the past 5 years, have they proposed?? NO!!! So my dear, you know all the rich churches in the area. Package yourself this Sunday, na so Baba dey pick person call o.

6. Online: Now rich people can be very busy that they don’t even have time to meet a potential babe. So here is where you will position yourself. Abeg start looking for them on facebook, twitter (but be careful oo, so many wannabees plenty here) The best place to go is www.linkedin.com (incase you don’t know, it’s a social network for professionals) On Linkedin, you will see where the dude works, his position, so you can help yourself out by googling the salary range of the person (You think this is a joke, my dear, you need to learn some CIA, FBI skills. Do Your research).

I wish you success in your hunt. Feel free to share your success stories, It all began here. Also remember, be sexy, classy, always smile, smell nice and talk sweet.

Source: Step By Step Guide to Marrying a Rich Man

Have you ever wondered Why the rich always marry the rich, sometimes it’s not because they hate the poor, but the issue is where you find the rich, the poor are not usually available. So to marry a rich guy, you have to increase your chance of coming in contact with as many as possible. So here are the step by step guide to marrying a rich man of your dream.

I know some of you guys will call it goal digging but I bet to disagree, I call it carefully planning your life and that of your unborn children. Have you ever noticed that the type of man you marry directly determines what you will become in the future. The man you marry today will in a long way determine who you become tomorrow. So wouldn’t you wanna take out time to carefully select the best guy that will meet all your your dreams come true. If you are game with me abeg, sit back relax with a bottle of wine, and if you can’t afford one yet, Just grab a glass of water , imagine it to be wine and dream about your future rich hubby.

First of all If you are still thinking Oh, I’m miss Independent or independence or miss I can do it myself. Relax beauty, first of all lets have a list the numerous advantages of marrying a rich guy may be, just may be this will change your mind.
1. Rich guys are generous – How many poor dude will buy his wife Range Rover to surprise her on her birthday, or give you an all expense paid vacation to go shopping in Dubai? None!!!
2. They are romantic: Rich folks are crazily romantic, There is always something new to look forward to.
3. You can always get what you want : If you marry a rich guy, you can get what ever you want , be it money, cars, phones, houses , you name it!
4. You have a made future: Because rich folks are good investors, it’s forever made, bye bye to poverty.
5. You automatically become rich : Marrying a rich man automatically makes you rich. You don’t have to bother aboutn economic meltdown or hardship, for example the wife of a billionare is a billionaire.,
6. You will be well respected Due to your husband status: Have you noticed how people treats the wife of rich men? Since you have been going to the bank, Have you ever a rich mans wife queuing ? They know where to go, the managers office lol. Even people older than you will call you ma.
7. You can live the life of your dreams
8. You will be well connected : Rich people are always well connected due to their status, So imagine you rolling with the wives of the Dangote’s, Otedola’s etc
9. You wont lack comfort and luxury: This is my favourite, you wont lack comfort and luxury. You will be able to afford those kinds of clothes you see on Kim Kadershians and co.
10. Poverty is bygone: The final one, its bye bye to poverty. Welcome to the new life called wealth.

Now that we have seen the numerous advantages of marrying a rich man, I don’t think you need to convinced further.
Step by Step Methods to Marrying a Rich Man

1. Identify The Rich: The number one step in taking in marrying a rich dude is to be able to identify the rich guy from the rich wannabes who camouflage as rich. My dear I will advice you to spend time well to be able to identify this number o. It’s very Important. please you don’t wanna fall victim in the hands of the wannabees, no no no Please!!

So here are some tips, Have you ever noticed one quality about the real rich folks they are not lousy or noisy about their wealth, they don’t make noise, they don’t try to impress, because they have nothing to prove, they are rich remember that.

2. Know where they live: one thing about rich folks is they love living in cluster in the same areas. So one way to easily get one is to move close to areas where the rich live. Remember you can only fall in love with people that you see , if they don’t see you, honey they can’t love you. It’s high time you move to high brow area, leave Ajegunle for Poverty, move to some rich estates. Leave Iyana Ipaja, move to Lekki or Victoria Island. Note this is no joke, it’s your destiny we talking about here. So make some investment, even if it’s renting a mall room in that areas. Don’t worry your investments will pay off soon.

3. Start Applying for Work where The Rich Works : We all know where rich folks work. So just know where to start sending your application, avoid those organizations with history of owing salaries, organisation with middle class people , also my dear beware of organisations that sack employees anyhow , you have to be strategic, you are planning long term not short term sweetie. Oil companies, ICT , Financial companies etc.

4. Target Where the Rich Shops And Eat: Rich folks are busy people the only time they have for fun is mostly weekends and evenings , my dear save some money visit a top restaurants, eateries, malls, bars , shopping center etc. Be strategic. By the time you walk once or twice, come on someone will notice you.

5. Church Or Mosque: Hmmmmm who doesn’t wanna marry a godly babe, abeg my dear. Package yourself, i know you have been going to some local churches where the brothers have been promising you for the past 5 years, have they proposed?? NO!!! So my dear, you know all the rich churches in the area. Package yourself this Sunday, na so Baba dey pick person call o.

6. Online: Now rich people can be very busy that they don’t even have time to meet a potential babe. So here is where you will position yourself. Abeg start looking for them on facebook, twitter (but be careful oo, so many wannabees plenty here) The best place to go is www.linkedin.com (incase you don’t know, it’s a social network for professionals) On Linkedin, you will see where the dude works, his position, so you can help yourself out by googling the salary range of the person (You think this is a joke, my dear, you need to learn some CIA, FBI skills. Do Your research).

I wish you success in your hunt. Feel free to share your success stories, It all began here. Also remember, be sexy, classy, always smile, smell nice and talk sweet.

Source: Step By Step Guide to Marrying a Rich Man

Plus size used to be the African beauty don't know why the west are deceiving folks

phatnelly:
Nice!

These women got no chill

cc lalasticlala

Watch the video here and more photos here http://www.naijanani.com/meet-kenyas-karate-grannies-they-fight-off-sexual-predators-in-the-slums-of-nairobi/

The issue of rape has become a global problem that some some elderly women in a slum in Nairobi, Kenya are resorting to martial arts and physical combats to fight off rapists from raping their victims.

These women who ranges between 50 years of age and about 80 years as shown in the AJ+ video are learning teaching each other fighting skills that would help them ward off attackers.

The leader of the group Mrs Jane a 55-year-old woman as in fact fought and dealt with a would be rapist , a man who tried to rape her once. She said ‘He touched my neck and I boxed him,’.

The women who are about 20 , including an 85-year-old, gather weekly for training. It is quite unfortunate that the country couldn’t provide security for these women that they had to fight rape by themselves.









Source http://www.naijanani.com/meet-kenyas-karate-grannies-they-fight-off-sexual-predators-in-the-slums-of-nairobi/

As funny as it is Baba Mugabe doesn't wanna leave the seat of power

divinehand2003:
No wonder this quote was attributed to her President

It's funny how Mugabe destroyed that country

Now imagine if you want to buy a car , you will need nothing less than 100 bullion van stacked up with cash. May we never get here in Naija

divinehand2003:
Lol
At the height of Zimbabwe’s economic crisis in 2008, Zimbabweans had to carry plastic bags bulging with bank notes to buy basic goods like bread and milk. Prices were rising at least twice a day.

For example The boy in the pix below is on his way to buy a tiny loaf of bread with so much amount of worthless cash in Zimbabwe.

See it this way, if you are in a toilet and you are to wipe your bombom , it's cheaper to wipe off your assss with a Zimbabwean dollar than to use a small sheet of toilet throw , now thats what I call some fuccked up currency.

EHMIR:
Whats zimbabwe


Wait,just hol'up..d price of smallest bread(agege) in niaja is #70,while that of packaged bread is #150,so u mean 50b zimbabwean dollar is not up to #200...chaai

How would you feel if you had a Billion dollars? Words cannot express how I felt when a good samaritan gave me not one, not two, not three but fifty billion dollars. I couldn’t sleep. I thought of the numerous things i could buy , a mansion in Lekki, a lovely car, marry the woman of my dream.

Several thoughts ran through my mind. Then by miracle i got home because the plan was to hire some highly trained security men with bullet proof vans to guard me home. But miraculously I got home, but everyone on the road was definitely a suspect.

If you are still doubting this currency please do a quick search on google to confirm its genuine.

Then i decided to do a little google search about my new gift that will usher me into the billionaire lifestyle. Only to discover that the 50 billion Zimbabwean dollar cannot even buy a loaf of bread. Yes you heard me. Fifty Billion cannot buy bread. For a moment. The thought of the mansion in Lekki, Banana Island and expensive trips just shattered like that. Damn!!! Abeg who wants this 50 Billion dollars . I’m tired!!!

Ever since i saw this, I am beginning to fear for my motherland because of the way our currency keep falling, may we never be like Zimbabwe







cc lalasticlala



http://www.naijanani.com/someone-just-gave-50-billion-dollar-note-im-confused/

Looking for the business to start?

Nigeria people don tire me,
If Buhari go them go call am ajala the traveller
If he doesnt go they will say why did he send Kachikwu

Every day i just watch our youths coming online to rant while their mates are making millions

keep lamenting online while you are supposed to be doing something significant with your life, dont worry poverty is knocking on your door