Romance › Re: Share Your First Experience Buying A Condom. by naijamakossa(op): 11:06am On Sep 16, 2017 |
izito: I nor dey buy condom for ma area ooo... na casting based on hu I b.......holy nd good boy rep.....
me jus kuku enter bike go anoda area far away go buy am like boss.......
if u like my style jus hit d like button.... that one na stress naa  |
Romance › Re: Share Your First Experience Buying A Condom. by naijamakossa(op): 11:05am On Sep 16, 2017 |
urbanemind: i ve been in this position b4, i just bought plenty vitamin C, and moved ahead to another chemist .. lol,seriously |
Romance › Re: Share Your First Experience Buying A Condom. by naijamakossa(op): 10:13am On Sep 16, 2017 |
nddydamzi: I remember once I went with my friend to get condom only for us to meet elderly people there,so my friend bought the condoms only for the people at the shop to be looking at us weird, my friend who was a hot head noticed and said"madam no dey look me I no be ur pikin,I wan go fu*k"I was so embarrassed I felt like dying that your friend though  |
Romance › Re: Share Your First Experience Buying A Condom. by naijamakossa(op): 10:08am On Sep 16, 2017 |
dingbang: I just prefer getting to know the chemist wella den give him a call to package d condom for me in waterproof so as I dey enter the shop, he go handover the thing give me without any words and me go give am him money lol ,good one |
Romance › Re: Share Your First Experience Buying A Condom. by naijamakossa(op): 10:07am On Sep 16, 2017 |
dingbang: Thunder don fire am be that .. If na me I no go open my door  |
Romance › Re: Share Your First Experience Buying A Condom. by naijamakossa(op): 10:06am On Sep 16, 2017 |
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Romance › Re: Share Your First Experience Buying A Condom. by naijamakossa(op): 10:03am On Sep 16, 2017 |
dingbang: well the chemist don't care. But to buy condom in the midst of people in a chemist shop.. 
All eyes will just be on you...hahahhahaha that's why you will always have alternative ,imagine meeting your fathers friend  ,guy you go change commodity at once  |
Romance › Re: Share Your First Experience Buying A Condom. by naijamakossa(op): 10:00am On Sep 16, 2017 |
dingbang: I should adopt your style.. But what if someone just hates you... He goes in to puncture the condom through the pack with a needle and hands it over to you..
I think its better to buy than borrow I get one neighbor na only borrow he sabi,he go knock for your door in the midnight asking if you have a spare condom  |
Romance › Re: Share Your First Experience Buying A Condom. by naijamakossa(op): 9:58am On Sep 16, 2017 |
whocares1: I've never bought a condom. I'm always borrowing  |
Romance › Re: Share Your First Experience Buying A Condom. by naijamakossa(op): 9:56am On Sep 16, 2017 |
dingbang: Lol... I just went in there like a boss....
Condom how much?
Ok give me.
But now... Chei... E get some kyne people wey u no wan make dem know say u dey fuckkk... I rather just tell a friend to help me buy lol my guy,first time is not always easy oo,someone must surely know say you wan fvck  |
Romance › Share Your First Experience Buying A Condom. by naijamakossa(op): 9:52am On Sep 16, 2017 |
Those days it has to do with a lot of thinking and contemplating to walk majestically into a pharmacy or any place where condom is being sold to buy condom ,especially when you walk in and see alot of crowd in there oboy that one na another task . I remembered asking my friend to take me to buy condom because I was so shy and he should behave as if he's the one buying it and he agreed and i didn't know he has secret plans, as we just reach there he ask the seller abeg help my friend he want condom he wan fu*ck ,na so all the eyes fall on me,if only ground can open and swallow me  |
Romance › Re: Why Do African Women Think That Only The Ugly Ones Are Good For Sports by naijamakossa(op): 9:52pm On Aug 12, 2017 |
lefulefu: did u not see the female relay crew in the last olympics in brazil? there were fine gehls in naija"s olympic crew. haven't seen it |
Romance › Re: Why Do African Women Think That Only The Ugly Ones Are Good For Sports by naijamakossa(op): 9:51pm On Aug 12, 2017 |
agbonkamen: Beautiful ones don't have strength.  but if na marathon sex them go have strength abi  |
Romance › Re: Why Do African Women Think That Only The Ugly Ones Are Good For Sports by naijamakossa(op): 8:21pm On Aug 12, 2017 |
lefulefu: beautiful ones are now in sports. yet to find one,they are manlike. |
Romance › Why Do African Women Think That Only The Ugly Ones Are Good For Sports by naijamakossa(op): 8:16pm On Aug 12, 2017 |
Mostly you find most African athletics very ugly whiles you will find pretty athletes from foreign countries.where is it written that the ugly ones are only good for sports in Africa.
please all these our wanna be slay queens should just go and join sports. |
Romance › Re: Laveda I Want To Bleep Your Pussy by naijamakossa(m): 6:01pm On Aug 12, 2017 |
Na for nairaland you go bleep her  |
Romance › Re: Who Cheats More In A Relationship by naijamakossa(m): 1:08pm On Aug 11, 2017 |
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Romance › Re: Who Cheats More In A Relationship by naijamakossa(m): 12:55pm On Aug 11, 2017 |
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Romance › Re: Who Cheats More In A Relationship by naijamakossa(m): 12:42pm On Aug 11, 2017 |
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Nairaland General › Re: Tribute To Firstking01 A Nairalander ( Gone So Soon) by naijamakossa(m): 9:30am On Aug 10, 2017 |
Rest in peace bro.  the same way we lost freeman God protect |
Politics › Re: Fayose & Rochas Okorocha Meet In Osun For Aregbesola's Mum's Fidau Prayer by naijamakossa(m): 6:38pm On Aug 08, 2017 |
This people sef  |
Crime › Re: I Sold Stolen Motorcycles To Feed My Wives, 35 Children, 18 Grandchildren by naijamakossa(m): 6:28pm On Aug 08, 2017 |
No ,you for feed the whole Nigeria  |
Politics › Re: Man Collapses Ahead Of Planned Protest Over Buhari’s Resignation In Abuja. PICS by naijamakossa(m): 12:49pm On Aug 08, 2017 |
The man just need some space to faint  |
Romance › Re: the statement"REST IN PEACE" by naijamakossa(op): 12:26pm On Aug 05, 2017 |
IamKashyBaby:

Maybe u can tell them that ur boss is in a coma so they wont disturb him  lolz coma |
Romance › the statement"REST IN PEACE" by naijamakossa(op): 12:10pm On Aug 05, 2017*. Modified: 1:10pm On Aug 05, 2017 |
Apart from using this statement"REST IN PEACE"for the dead ones,how best can we use it in other instances so that it will not look like we are paying tribute to the dead ones.so my question is.. is it only when one die that they rest in peace statement can be use ?can't someone have a peaceful rest after after some busy day?
so I can not even tell someone that my boss is resting in peace,that he doesn't want to see anyone. |
Celebrities › Re: Ronke Oshodi-Oke Cries Over Her Interview With Broadway TV "I Can't Cook" Talk by naijamakossa(m): 7:17pm On Aug 03, 2017 |
Safia,I know you are just joking here,you are just trying to catch fun.
and most of all you have never been in true love before.
your female friends can not visit you and your husband will be in the kitchen.they will never respect him. |
Romance › Re: How Does Tribe Affect Marriage? by naijamakossa(m): 10:00pm On Aug 01, 2017 |
Hmmmm |
Romance › Re: "Is This Lady Using Me?" by naijamakossa(m): 9:07pm On Aug 01, 2017 |
Is your name Augustine Thompson Marshall?if yes just pick the first letters of the three names and arrive at your answer.
that your ex girlfriend is a fvckshit aka ashawo aka olosho. |
Politics › Biafra:would You Allow Nnamdi Kanu To Visit Lagos And Kaduna As He Has Planned? by naijamakossa(op): 10:36am On Jul 31, 2017 |
As an ipob member would you say yes to kanu visit to lagos and kaduna?The Biggest Debate right now in Nigeria is Nnamdi Kanu's proposed visits to Lagos and Kaduna.
What's Your Take? This is Your Opportunity to send a message to Kanu
Do You Support Kanu to Visit Lagos and Kaduna?
Yes or No |
Education › Re: Latest Waec Ranking Of The 32 State In Nigeria by naijamakossa(op): 12:16pm On Jul 30, 2017 |
hisgrace090: Hmmm! Abia state is blessed with good citizens and cursed with bad leaders. very true my dear |
Education › Re: Latest Waec Ranking Of The 32 State In Nigeria by naijamakossa(op): 12:05pm On Jul 30, 2017 |
 ebukahandsome: I swear i didnt come here to Check tribes , But all i see is that the cattle rearers are topping the list from the bottom |
Education › Latest Waec Ranking Of The 32 State In Nigeria by naijamakossa(op): 11:54am On Jul 30, 2017 |
The latest WAEC ranking of the 36 states is as below:
Abia - 1st Anambra - 2nd Edo - 3rd Rivers - 4th Imo - 5th Lagos - 6th Bayelsa - 7th Delta - 8th Enugu -9th Ebonyi - 10th Ekiti - 11th Kaduna - 12th Ondo - 13th Abuja - 14th Kogi - 15th Benue - 16th Akwa Ibom - 17th Kwara - 18th Ogun - 19th Cross River - 20th Taraba - 21st Plateau - 22nd Nassarawa -23rd Kano - 24th Borno - 25th Oyo - 26th Niger - 27th Adamawa -28th Osun -29th Sokoto - 30th Bauchi - 31st Kebbi - 32nd Katsina - 33rd Gombe - 34th Jigawa 35th Zamfara - 36th Yobe - 37th
▪Culled from Punch Newspapers
proudly abian |