Those days it has to do with a lot of thinking and contemplating to walk majestically into a pharmacy or any place where condom is being sold to buy condom ,especially when you walk in and see alot of crowd in there oboy that one na another task .

I remembered asking my friend to take me to buy condom because I was so shy and he should behave as if he's the one buying it and he agreed and i didn't know he has secret plans,
as we just reach there he ask the seller abeg help my friend he want condom he wan fu*ck ,na so all the eyes fall on me,if only ground can open and swallow me

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Please ooooo nah copy i copy am ooo, make nobody slap me abeg.

I've never bought a condom. I'm always borrowing

Lol... I just went in there like a boss....


Condom how much?

Ok give me.




But now... Chei... E get some kyne people wey u no wan make dem know say u dey fuckkk... I rather just tell a friend to help me buy

dingbang:
Lol... I just went in there like a boss....


Condom how much?

Ok give me.




But now... Chei... E get some kyne people wey u no wan make dem know say u dey fuckkk... I rather just tell a friend to help me buy

lol my guy,first time is not always easy oo,someone must surely know say you wan fvck

whocares1:
I've never bought a condom. I'm always borrowing

I should adopt your style.. But what if someone just hates you... He goes in to puncture the condom through the pack with a needle and hands it over to you..


I think its better to buy than borrow

whocares1:
I've never bought a condom. I'm always borrowing

naijamakossa:
lol my guy,first time is not always easy oo,someone must surely know say you wan fvck

well the chemist don't care. But to buy condom in the midst of people in a chemist shop..

All eyes will just be on you...hahahhahaha

dingbang:
I should adopt your style.. But what if someone just hates you... He goes in to puncture the condom through the pack with a needle and hands it over to you..


I think its better to buy than borrow

I get one neighbor na only borrow he sabi,he go knock for your door in the midnight asking if you have a spare condom

I dunno why men felt like buying a condom is a crime sha ?

U buy it coz obviously u wanna drill some nunu... We ladies buy condoms too... I juz dont buy a condom, i read the label, i compare and i choose the best one..the one that will makes me comfortable

naijamakossa:
I get one neighbor na only borrow he sabi,he go knock for your door in the midnight asking if you have a spare condom

Thunder don fire am be that .. If na me I no go open my door

QueenSuccubus:
I dunno why men felt like buying a condom is a crime sha ?

U buy it coz obviously u wanna drill some nunu... We ladies buy condoms too... I juz dont buy a condom, i read the label, i compare and i choose the best one..the one that will makes me comfortable

u dont live in Nigeria so you won't understand why.

dingbang:
well the chemist don't care. But to buy condom in the midst of people in a chemist shop..

All eyes will just be on you...hahahhahaha

that's why you will always have alternative ,imagine meeting your fathers friend ,guy you go change commodity at once

I remember once I went with my friend to get condom only for us to meet elderly people there,so my friend bought the condoms only for the people at the shop to be looking at us weird, my friend who was a hot head noticed and said"madam no dey look me I no be ur pikin,I wan go fu*k"I was so embarrassed I felt like dying

naijamakossa:
that's why you will always have alternative ,imagine meeting your fathers friend ,guy you go change commodity at once

I just prefer getting to know the chemist wella den give him a call to package d condom for me in waterproof so as I dey enter the shop, he go handover the thing give me without any words and me go give am him money

Ki ki ki...wu nid condom when nylon, versaline and rubber band dey

QueenSuccubus:
I dunno why men felt like buying a condom is a crime sha ?

U buy it coz obviously u wanna drill some nunu... We ladies buy condoms too... I juz dont buy a condom, i read the label, i compare and i choose the best one..the one that will makes me comfortable

you even have time to read labels

it's good to have a seller that knows you and you don't need to talk na only swapping things

dingbang:
Thunder don fire am be that .. If na me I no go open my door

whocares1:
I've never bought a condom. I'm always borrowing

UK or US used condoms which one you like pass??


Lalasticlala

dingbang:
I just prefer getting to know the chemist wella den give him a call to package d condom for me in waterproof so as I dey enter the shop, he go handover the thing give me without any words and me go give am him money

lol ,good one

nddydamzi:
I remember once I went with my friend to get condom only for us to meet elderly people there,so my friend bought the condoms only for the people at the shop to be looking at us weird, my friend who was a hot head noticed and said"madam no dey look me I no be ur pikin,I wan go fu*k"I was so embarrassed I felt like dying

hahhahhahahhahaa... Now this cracked me up...


Your guy no get chills ...


Nigerians we just can be judgemental... If person Bleep get belle now na still these elderly people go yarn say whether him no see condom use... Nonsense

dingbang:
u dont live in Nigeria so you won't understand why.

Hahhahahaa...

nddydamzi:
I remember once I went with my friend to get condom only for us to meet elderly people there,so my friend bought the condoms only for the people at the shop to be looking at us weird, my friend who was a hot head noticed and said"madam no dey look me I no be ur pikin,I wan go fu*k"I was so embarrassed I felt like dying

that your friend though

naijamakossa:
you even have time to read labels

it's good to have a seller that knows you and you don't need to talk na only swapping things

Hahahaha well, here u can juz get condoms in a super market, or pharmacy or shops...nobody gonna bother u sha..

I nor dey buy condom for ma area ooo... na casting based on hu I b.......holy nd good boy rep.....

me jus kuku enter bike go anoda area far away go buy am like boss.......

if u like my style jus hit d like button....

nddydamzi:
I remember once I went with my friend to get condom only for us to meet elderly people there,so my friend bought the condoms only for the people at the shop to be looking at us weird, my friend who was a hot head noticed and said"madam no dey look me I no be ur pikin,I wan go fu*k"I was so embarrassed I felt like dying

That your friend na craze man oooo

naijamakossa:
that's why you will always have alternative ,imagine meeting your fathers friend ,guy you go change commodity at once

i ve been in this position b4,
i just bought plenty vitamin C, and moved ahead to another chemist ..

urbanemind:
i ve been in this position b4,
i just bought plenty vitamin C, and moved ahead to another chemist ..

lol,seriously

izito:
I nor dey buy condom for ma area ooo...
na casting based on hu I b.......holy nd good boy rep.....


me jus kuku enter bike go anoda area far away go buy am like boss.......


if u like my style jus hit d like button....

that one na stress naa

I hardly buy condoms I usually send people