₦airaland Forum

buygala:
When he and his wife were forming Rambo in Rivers, Bayelsa, and Ekiti States, imposing thugs as Governors, recklessly interfering with the powers of a duly elected governor, playing politics with the unbridled butchery of thousands of hapless Nigerians, and his pathetic wife constituting herself into an unmitigated political nuisance, He never deemed it fit to give us this 'Salvation Army' speech


Now that the shoe is on the other foot, GEJ has suddenly metamorphosed into Pope Jonathan Paul, preaching peace, tolerance, and fairness everywhere he goes


Yes, Nigerians understand the need for peace and fairness in the upcoming elections. ... But we don't need a chameleon like GEJ to tell us that. .. And no, APC won't act all 'fair and just', and allow blood-hounds like Fayose and Agbaje remain or get into power .....


CHANGE MUST BE TOTAL !!!

You've spoken the truth!

If he had retained his office, he might have continued with his Fayose-like moves.....but upon losing, he suddenly named himself the 'happiest man' in Nigeria....and then stylishly turned to a Pope!

All mapped out...so that Buhari won't probe him!

aanumama:
Maybe, maybe not!
Those men pictured with ambode are not smiling o.

You need glasses to see them smiling?!

emusmith:
Ekiti State Governor, Mr Ayodele Fayose has dismissed the purported impeachment notice posted online by the All Progressives Congress (APC) lawmakers in the State House of Assembly, saying he was yet to be served any impeachment notice.

Fayose, while speaking at a audience participatory programme; “Meet Your Governor” aired on the State Television, EKTV, Ekiti Radio, Progress FM and NTA, Ado Ekiti today.
He described those plotting his impeachment as the same enemies of Ekiti State that plotted his exit from office in 2006.

“Nobody served me any impeachment notice. I only saw the notice online like every other person.”
The governor, who described himself as an Israelite said; “I’m like Israel that is in the midst of enemies but will always prevail. Whoever wants to remove me will first have to impeach God.”

He said the APC people were trying to get at him because he wholeheartedly supported President Goodluck Jonathan’s reelection bid.
“They are doing all these just to get at me because of my support for President Jonathan and I have no regret for supporting the president.

“Let me say it again, I have not been served any impeachment notice. The House of Assembly is also on recess and Dr Adewale Omirin is not the speaker of the State House of Assembly.
“Omirin is in court, challenging his impeachment and he can’t be challenging his impeachment in court and at the same time laying claim to being Speaker,” he said.

While urging the APC to accept defeat as done by President Goodluck Jonathan and the PDP, Governor Fayose said; “By the power of God, they lost 16 – 0 on June 21, 2014, they lost 16 – 0 again on March 28, they will lose 26 – 0 on Saturday, April 11.”



http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/04/whoever-wants-to-remove-me-will-first-have-to-impeach-god-fayose/

Fayose is still the title holder of first class stupidity in Nigeria.

He lacks courtesy and home training!

It's a huge shame and disgrace to Nigeria the likes of Fayose can be a governor.

XBLadez:
Buhari should be blamed. Whether you like it or not anything that goes wrong in Nigeria henceforth is his fault. Remember we all did same to GEJ. What is good for the goose is good for Uganda.
We are watching

But Buhari is yet to take over power now...haba!

lalasticlala:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/04/boko-haram-open-fire-on-dozens-in-borno/

Hmm..I hope those behind all these will be unveiled soonest!

NaijaTweets

Dem don finish this man

E no easy now

I can't stop laughing ooo!

temitayoolu:
https://media.premiumtimesng.com/wp-content/files/2013/05/T.B.-Joshua.jpg


Controversial cleric of the Synagogue Church of All Nations, T.B. Joshua, on Sunday said he told the outgoing Nigerian

​p​residen​t, ​Goodluck Jonathan, that he would lose ​last week’s presidential election.
Mr. Joshua said he

​sent his ​message to the President several week before the election.
“I want to use this moment to congratulate Nigerians in our midst here,” Mr. Joshua began in a message to his multi-national congregation, televised live via his Christian network Emmanuel TV.

Alluding to his prediction a week to the election that the dark cloud he saw covering Nigeria was lifting, he said that a bloody ‘war’ would have ensued if not for the prompt concession of power by President Jonathan.

“Look, Nigeria wanted change – everyone was yearning for change. An attempt to stop change leads to war, to a bloodbath… If Nigeria knows what we have overcome, we would dance​,​”​ Mr. Joshua said.​

Mr. Joshua praised Mr. Jonathan’s tenure insisting that he had served his nation well despite the immense security challenges.

“I really want to salute President Jonathan. The President has served; he has done his best. It was just the season of crisis – and unfortunately he found himself at the lead in the season of crisis ​,​”​ he said.​

The cleric said ‘God’ spoke to him with a message for Mr. Jonathan several weeks before the general elections.

He said God told him -“This message should be delivered to your president, that whatever the outcome of this election, his regime has come to an end. He should accept to save the lives of millions,” he told the congregation.

Mr. Joshua claimed he called Mr. Jonathan by phone, adding that he had previously shared with him many revelations about Nigeria which eventually came to pass.

Insisting the seriousness of the revelation was such that it had to be relayed personally so as not affect votes, Mr. Joshua said Mr. Jonathan promptly sent a close aide to meet the cleric.

After the presidential aide had worshipped at his church during a Sunday service, Mr. Joshua said he met him and relayed the revelation that Mr. Jonathan’s regime had come to an end. “Soft landing – that is the language I sent to the president,” he told attendees.

Mr. Joshua described President Jonathan as a man who ‘has a heart for God’, revealing that he even spoke with the Nigerian president shortly before his historic concession call to President-elect Mr. Buhari.

“I said to him, ‘Your Excellency – all you need to say is thank You, Jesus, even when it seems there is nothing to be thankful for. He said, ‘Thank you, man of God’. Before I knew it, I saw the news on CNN that he had congratulated his opponent ​,​”​ Mr. Joshua said.​

He prayed that people from the ‘South-South’ region in Nigeria where President Jonathan hails from would understand that ‘their son has become a hero’, adding that his actions prove the region is after a united Nigeria.

Mr. Joshua reminded his congregants that he had given a similar message in 2010 to Laurent Gbagbo, the former President of Ivory Coast.

“In a vision, I saw crisis – thousands of people being killed in Ivory Coast – just because of the outcome of the election,” he said to congregants.

After sending the message across to the then Ivorian leader, a delegation of government figures and presidential aides was dispatched to Nigeria.

“I told them that whatever the outcome of the election – whether the popular or unpopular voice of people – our President should concede. His regime has come to an end,” Joshua reminisced.

According to the cleric, Mr. Gbagbo had personally called him regarding the prediction, looking for an avenue to avert it and inviting him to Ivory Coast. Joshua insisted that nothing more could be done.

When Mr. Gbagbo refused to concede power to Alassane Ouattara in the controversial 2010 elections, a bloody onslaught ensued leading to the deaths of thousands and his eventual incarceration and public disgrace.

Mr. Joshua also told his faithful how he had personally warned MKO Abiola that God was not backing his presidency in the ill-fated Nigerian elections of 1993 despite overwhelming public support in his favour.

He further recalled how, as a young man, he met the former Governor of Lagos State, Lateef Jakande, and told him that his beloved daughter was close to the grave. Both revelations came to pass, he said.

The cleric added that his prophetic ministry is the reason he does not take sides in politics. “That is why I don’t belong to any party. All the parties are my own. I love everyone. If I belong to this party and the message of God is now against that party, how will I present it – when no one knows the mind of God? It is better I am free to deliver God’s message.”

He said that material gain was not his mission and that no exchange of money can be involved when it comes to spiritual matters such as prophecy.

“I am a material to be used that will not cost you any money. I am afraid to collect money from you because if I collect it, it will affect the gift and grace of God in my life.”

Mr. Joshua prayed for the new government to be led by the All Progressives Congress. “Join me to pray for the new government, headed by President-Elect Buhari. Ask God to give our President a hearing heart – a heart that will listen to what the public is saying and want to know God’s opinion,” he said.


Source http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/180634-i-told-jonathan-he-would-lose-tb-joshua.html

If this idiot doesn't have work to do...he should go wash his wife's undies rather than saying useless nonsense no one cares to hear.

Na money all those useless prophets dey find!

lalasticlala:
“Pray for Buhari, Osinbajo not to die in power” – Prophet who predicted Jonathan’s defeat




http://dailypost.ng/2015/04/05/pray-for-buhari-osinbajo-not-to-die-in-power-prophet-who-predicted-jonathans-defeat/

These sugar-coated mouthed idiots calling themselves prophets should park well jor...

Make then no dey talk nonsense about the newly elected fellows only seeking uncalled for recognition...

By the grace of God, nothing evil is going to happen to our newly elected fellows...and God's continuous protection will forever be with them as they carry out the national assignment.

Promhize:
I'm sure the bulk of her income is from paid adverts.

I hate blogging, its meant for only a few people, every lazy youth is now a blogger.

Your comment shows you probably have very little knowledge about blogging.

Real blogging (not lies and duping some people do) is indeed for hardworking and serious-minded entrepreneurs, not for lazy people like you think.

Would you say Linda or Seun, or any other serious-minded blogger like them is lazy?

I'm also into the practise, and I know what it takes to design and update your blog, gather and engage an audience, and still think and map out various ways of making money, so as to keep staying in business.

And yet in an highly competitive situation.

You need to make enough research to understand the issue well.

A lazy type can never survive in the blogosphere.

Best regards,
NaijaTweets

I don't give a damn for the traffic figures. All I care is am I making my cool cash or not?

I hope he might say something different from this if his party's plan has worked out to forcefully reinstate him into power.

I don't believe this statement of his.

I'm afraid of this fake love America is showing to Nigeria.

America is never anyone's friend. They always have ulterior motives in everything they do.

I hope Buhari should be wary of them.

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missclasssy:
[color=#000050]I will pick the questions one after the other

1) I don't think It's every lady that displays this kind of attitude.
I would say it depends on the kind of person the lady is. How mature and how emotionally wise she is.
You should also blame the guys, cause most of them have the mentality that they are the ones to pay, most times perhaps trying to unnecessarily please the lady.
I myself have paid the fares of my male friends a couple of times

2) Ladies need guys the same way guys need ladies
Its that natural thirst for companionship that gets stronger when it's the opposite sex involved
We all need someone to talk to, someone to share thoughts with.
Someone to love, a shoulder to lean on.
Someone to have sex with.
The list in endless.

3)Well, I am also guilty of this.
We ladies want to look pretty all the time but some take it over the top.
You will see them always looking at their faces in the mirror applying make up in spaces of 30mins, I would blame this habit on insecurity
But the truth is that we ladies want to look beautiful all the time, we just can't help it.

4) Well this is natural. They are basic components for sexual attraction and arousal.

5 Guys should answer this

6)When a lady says that all men are the same that's generalization, but we shouldn't rule out the fact that there are certain characters and behaviors that all men exhibit.

Every lady has that mental image of the kind of man they want and if they find someone they feel meets those "fantasy like" criteria and something happens along the way, they may make the above statement as a way to vent their displeasure and pain.

If someone asks them why they are single, they would just say that "all men are the same".
It's a kind of defense mechanism.

7) I believe every human has an inherent allure for evil or for something that's seems wrong

Ladies are naturally attracted to guys that display that "bad boy" characteristics to which dishonesty is one.
We want honest "good" guys but we just can't stop liking the "players"
It's just that innate allure I talked about.

Cc
Emusmith[/color]

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The only well-thought out answer I found on this thread. Though I disagree with some statements.