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tylann:
kumbe he is that obsessed with Kenya

Gaycunt is losing his mind I tell you.

Anyway, he's a skinny jobless guy with a poor quality cameraphone.

This nigga Gay Cunt can't just help but follow Kenyans around.

AskiaHarem:
No he means like Kenya

I think he means like Nigeria.

Hati13:
Wouldn’t the first place finisher have advantage of getting relatively low teams in the drawing than 2nd place finisher? If so then I think Kenya should defend well and at least get a draw to finish in 1st place?

Well, most teams that will manage to get into AFCON are good and if you can't get progress from one group, there is a very low probability you'll progress from any. Anyway, we last qualified for AFCON in 2004. Just qualifying for it this year makes us happy.

XhosaNostra:
Where are they saying all these things? Is there a forum or similar platform you can refer me to? I wanna get a sense of what they're about as a collective.

Jamii forums, facebook, instagram, real life - everywhere. Kazikazi even said it here.

tylann:
You send that to 3 countries so divide it by 3
Tenda wema nenda zako
Stop always reminding people you helped this you helped that
Kenya has helped alot of countries and Kenyans don't remind everyone about it

Trust me, Tanzanians will still be singing about it when your great grandson is your age. See how they arrogantly refer to South Africans as their children just because a few South Africans lived in Tz 50 years ago?

Jonraid:
It is a donation to three countries!

That means, Kenya got just a fraction of that. 2 fvcking million Kenyan shillings from a government and some idiot wants us to worship them for that.

Kazikazi:
Do u know 200 tonnes? Are you comparing 200 tonnes with 200 bags? Hohohohoho..

24 tonnes of medical supplies is not cheap! Do you know math?

200 tonnes = 200,000kg = 2222 bags

That is about KES 6M. What is 6M shillings? The same amount we donated to your ship victims. Less than what Kenya has donated to Mozambique hurricane victims.

Remember we also donated several items to your earthquarke victims. Did you see us shouting it on our rooftops? No wonder SA wants nothing to do with you.

Kazikazi:
Where did you get ur numbers?

Here is a glimpse...
South Africa GDP= 350 b
Angola = 120
TZ=60
So just Angola and TZ u get close to 200.
Were do u get ur 70%

Why are you lying?

South Africa GDP 2019 = $386 billion

Tanzania GDP 2019 = $56 billion

Angola GDP 2019 = $112 billion

Botswana GDP = $18 billion

DRC = $40B

eSwatini = $4.7 billion

Lesotho = $2.7B

Madagascar = $10B

Malawi = $6.3B

Mauritius = $14B

Mozambique = $12B

Namibia = $14B

Seychelles = $1.5B

Zambia = $23B

Zimbabwe = $17B

Total = 715.7


$386 = 54% of 715.7

That makes South Africa bigger than the rest of SADC combined. SADC is nothing without SA.

Kazikazi:
we are busy helping

1 bag of maize currently goes for KES 3000
200 bags go for 600,000 Kenya shillings

When your ship capsized, Kenya donated KES 5.5 million.

You've just sent 10% of that and you're already shouting at the top of your roofs? No wonder South Africans got tired of you.

Kazikazi:
Just say, Uhuru and Ruto should be in jail.

What about the dictator MaguFoolish?

Kazikazi:
Ask about Angola,DRC,Mauritius( which is richest), or Syschelles.why are you so obsessed with south Africa? Will they help in your starvation?

South Africa holds 70% of SADC GDP. It is the defacto most important country in SADC. Now tell us what South Africans think of SADC.

Kazikazi:
Go study about security protocols for SADC members.

Mind you,SADC isn't starving like you. That's why we avoid you..
Have you donated?

You haven't answered my question Kumamoto. What has SADC done for Tanzania? We all already know it is a burden for SA. Now tell us what it has done for Tz.

Kazikazi:
Yes we founded SADC. And all other member who joined are free to leave if they are unhappy! SADC was formed long before the end of apartheid.So we don't force anyone.And SADC isn't there just for economic integration,but for security which is much important

So what has SADC done for you Mr. Kumamoto?

Kazikazi:
Why can't you save my time by studying about SADC stuffs?

Should I tell you SADC isn't all about economy? Should I tell u about security in member states?

What do South Africans say about SADC?

tylann:
Flowers in Kenya are grown in naivasha
Naivasha is not arable the flowers they are grown in greenhouses and under irrigation
The only parts of kenya which are arable there are central not all of it
And north rift , kisii ,and western
And so far they are growing food which can feed them
The people of nyanza are using lake Victoria waters to irrigate they farms
Kenya has no food crisis it just poor leadership and corrupt leaders

The problem with kazikazi is he wants people to believe there is a shortage of food in Kenya. Nope.

All the food being transferred to Turkana is grown here in Kenya. The only problem is, the affected people have now food but there is food in Kenya. Leadership plays its part definitely but of all East African countries, Kenya has the best land use. In fact, only South Africa beats Kenya in terms of food production per hectare in arable areas.

Jonraid:
A newspaper was banned for a week in Tz just because it reported that the Tanzanian shilling depreciated against the dollar.We are Africa's media capital with BBC and CGTN having their regional bases here.The media freedom here is unrivaled.Nothing passes from Kenya and it will be aired in a minute! So anything of shame or pride will be on air for all to see!

Yeah, and a song was banned for being shot in the slum. I tell you, Kenya has problems but if Tanzania had media freedom you would see worse.

XhosaNostra:
Trust me, many of us would vote for such a move. Unfortunately, we don't get to decide. Our leaders do. As for worshipping, you know you don't matter enough for us to even notice whether you do or don't.

Sit down kazikazi

You are the only ones interested in SADC. Nobody else is. It is already a burden to South Africans who hold over 70% of the GDP of SADC.

Kazikazi:
Your idea could make sense if we applied to join SADC. But as long as we were the one who founded SADC,and your so called bigwigs applied to join and we accepted, then its no longer us who tries to fit in.It is them.

As the founders of SADC,TZ has all the boasting rights.I know that truth hurts you.

Your greatest achievement as a country is being a founding member of SADC. It is understandable. Unfortunately, SADC is nothing without South Africa and currently, South Africans see it as a burden.

XhosaNostra:
And who stated otherwise? Many would rather leave it, in fact. It's a burden being shackled with you lot.

XhosaNostra:
The thing with Kaz is, you try to be civil with him but he goes on to say something that makes you reconsider. I don't know if that's his personality or a Tanzanian thing. Bipolar.

Am I allowed to say, "I told you so"

Well, many Tanzanians have an inferiority complex. They get combative especially with Kenyans and have this delusion of grandeur. Right now, their social media is full of the pictures kazikazi is sharing here yet in their country, they are not allowed to share photos of starving people even though lots of people starve there.

Kazikazi:
We are the founders! We are the ones to reject others.

Hohohohoho..

But you are the ones bootlicking the rest. What a loss.

You found something to attract bigwigs and the big wigs don't care about it. See what the bigwigs have to say. It is a burden to them

XhosaNostra:
And who stated otherwise? Many would rather leave it, in fact. It's a burden being shackled with you lot.

Kazikazi:
We are the founders of SADC. We didn't apply to join SADC. South Africa applied to join SADC.

In reality, TZ is a father of SADC. Leave it or take it

You struggle too much kumamoto. The bigwigs of SADC don't even care about it. Stop flogging a dead donkey.

XhosaNostra:
It's a SADC stokvel club, you won't understand Maybe he's just proud of the region that they're also part of, cut him some slack

The least Southern African country in the block is the proudest of it. Tanzanians always struggle to be associated with Southern Africa. That's why I love this Tyrion Lannister's quote.

“Never forget what you are, for surely the world will not. Make it your strength. Then it can never be your weakness. Armour yourself in it, and it will never be used to hurt you.”

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0969/9128/products/Art_From_Game_Of_Thrones_-_Never_Forget_Who_You_Are_-_Tyrion_Lannister_e6ba2425-f8f3-4559-8041-db500f117eac.jpg?v=1515479843

XhosaNostra:
And who stated otherwise? Many would rather leave it, in fact. It's a burden being shackled with you lot.

The more you struggle to be accepted the more they reject you kazikazi.

Kazikazi:
Hohohohoho..
Where is the source of Nile? Is it not from lake Victoria which you possess together with us? Why can't you use waters from Victoria for irrigation?

Kenya has too many resources..
Fresh water from Victoria lake,oil,phosphates,kaolin,Gold,lime,arable land,people,game reserves,ocean,rivers for hydro power,geothermal,etc

A country like mauritius don't have all those.But its way ahead with no starving population

Solve your problems first before trying to lecture us on ours. Just because your dictator Magufool prevents starvation from being aired in the media doesn't mean it is not happenning.
www.nairaland.com/attachments/9030195_capture_jpeg6d0ce43c2e6495dc5ba7597dd3872afd

Kazikazi:
How many times I have warned you about your funny numbers?

Now show me any Tanzanian in this kind of hardships which you Kenyans face..

1. The photos you posted are not Kenyan. They are Somalian.

2. Show me Kenyan kids eating dog shit. At least the few Kenyans who starve live in a desert.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qnb72q9FG8E

Kazikazi:
Are you crazy?
Why did Sam nujoma came to seek TZ help during liberation? Why he never came to Kenya.FYI, Namibia is our pals.Your Uhuru went there to learn how to end hunger

But have you donated yet?

Why are you dickriding Namibia?

The other time you were dick riding SA so hard Xhosanostra had to call you out.

As you can see, those are Kenyans helping Kenyans. We are solving our own problems. Meanwhile, focus on your government that is in denial despite 78% of you being hungry instead of worrying about Kenyans solving their own problems.

Kazikazi:
Namibia has a huge chunk of a desert.Only 1% of Namibia's land is arable,but they don't starve.Do u see that?
Where are your indexes this time? Will u still claim to be ahead?

Hohohohoho... Indexes my foot!

Why can't you speak of Tanzania? Is Namibia Tanzania?

Kazikazi:
Which grass are you smoking?

Namibia is a desert nation,her arable land is just 1% but have you seen anyone dying from starvation in Namibia? What about Botswana? Is there any hunger in Botswana? Egypt? Algeria? Are they starving? No.

Namibia with all their developments, yet you don't see them shouting " we are ahead". But kibera with all your suffering,yet you claim to be ahead?

Is Namibia Tanzania Mr. Kumamoto?

forgiveness:
I heard HUNDREDS of schools in Kenya are like this below.

Misufini primary school, Nairobi Kenya.

I see now you can post a photo complete with its name. When I asked you to post Nigerian public schools, you were posting random buildings under construction with no names.

TayserMahri:
Are these tablets?

Indeed.

theenchanter:
wouldn't have quote this post if "I thought it was just d normal banter" wasn't added.

Public Schools (primary, secondary n tertiary institutions) are much more than private schools.

Then why aren't your brothers posting them?

The point is not lack of them. The point is the quality.