₦airaland Forum

JaceBlaze:
Oh yeah,true that.Private school kids are more likely to speak with a model C accent as it is called.When Jon Stuart first I introduced Trevor some Americans thought he was British,I still remember his critics asking "why is this British guy hosting a show about American politics?".Honestly,we don't have a standard accent which pretty much explain why our accents are one of the hardest to copy,even American actors don't know how to sound South African when they portray a South African character.

Isn't that true for every country in the world?

TayserMahri:
kumamoto's jiko

No wonder he's such a fan of Kumamoto. He sat on Kumamoto's jikomoto.

Kazikazi:
Yes most people who has science or engineering are more practical in almost all aspects of their lives.Thats makes them more valuable than those who wasted their time to study empty theoretrical subjects like history

You're really poor at detecting sarcasm Kumamoto. People who are poor at detecting sarcasm have low IQ.

tylann:
Yet they abuse Kenya daily i used to think it was ugandans
Tanzanians also top the list of nationalities being deported from Kenya

They are so many of them here. They easily blend in Kenya because many Tanzanian communities are also in Kenya or have an equivalent community in Kenya that is closely related. All the hate boils from jealousy.

68816419:
And they said Nigerians Firms aint doing well in Kenya ?

Please, compare its profits with what Kenyan banks are making. I don't have to tell you that when you increase a dollar by 185% you only get 2.85 dollars.

The father of Nigeria's Vice President.

gallivant:
#FHT2019


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Kumamoto aka Kazikazi would be like, "See, this is how the normal Tanzanian lives. Not starving like Turkanas."

Dude speaks like Tanzania is on a different planet.

jaycent:
Trekker is like you want us to go back to our games again?

You know, I love playing games, any kind of games. Fiffa, GTA, GOW, True crime and slums

I don't play with skinny schoolboys gay cunt. Go find somebody your level. I am your father.

AskiaHarem:
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Which lie now?

Are you trying to say this is not Nigeria?

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AskiaHarem:
Lmao stop posting the homes of tourists, expatriates, and (Kenyatta,Indian,British) Minority Elite. Show us the homes of the common Kenyan.

In my country, we stopped living in huts like this in the mid 90s. In Nigeria, entire villages are huts like these.

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gallivant:
Forget foreigners, how many journalists, opposition leaders, activists, clergy and even gays are in your jails as we speak? Just shut up Tanzanian.

He likes talking about other countries while ignoring his. Typical proverbial guy with a log in his eye.

Kazikazi:
Bad and awkward

Are you not scared your jiko workshop might be burnt down?

Stevoh18:

Hmm so that's the spoon or spenspoon guy

He gave us his instagram profile with those photos thinking they are soo dope.

You can imagine, the fact that he did that means he had already deleted the bad pics considering his IG had only three pics. If the good ones look like that, what about the ones he deleted?

XhosaNostra:
Which questions have I directed at any one of you about your supposed problems? I don't even know much about Kenya to know what problems you're facing, other than what's shared on this thread. Unless someone says something in a discussion with me, I will then ask something if I need clarification or more info on a subject. Otherwise, you don't see me dragging anyone of you up & down about your issues, because they're none of my business.

Exactly - problems that are shared on this thread. Just like I asked you about a problem that was shared on this thread. I am not dragging you up and down on your issues either and I never have. I just asked a single question - the first one I have ever asked you about your country's problems.

mtisTheQubit:
Kazikazi sells jikos? an i though he a big business guy

He is a jiko artisan. He makes jikos in South Africa. Can't you see his English is of a typical jiko artisan?

mtisTheQubit:
For me he nice guy but very soft...he all about philosophies but nothing..guy should grow a nut an will definitely became the first president of Africa

That's the problem with growing democracies - Unlike the West where somebody with brains, no matter how soft he is, can rule well, here you have to have nuts of steel to rule.

XhosaNostra:
How do you expect me to know the answer to that?

Well, you are always asking us questions about problems facing Kenya and expecting us to have answers to that.

Kazikazi:
There are Kenyans who are refugees in south Africa. There are Kenyans in south Africa who are seeking employment! There are Kenyans who are illegal immigrants in south Africa. If you doesn't know a thing u better ask!

FYI, the attacks which happened in Durban recently wasn't just aimed to illegal immigrants, but to foreigners who are driving trucks in south Africa. The locals complain about foreigners who have been employed in transport sector as truck drivers!

Shut up kumamoto, I'll call you up when I want to talk about Tanzania. Meanwhile, try hard to protect your jiko business from those hooligans.

mtisTheQubit:
serious man its like you plagiarized my tale..
short story , last week had ths peeps from Liberia.One of them ni msando wa huku . guys were lucky they had booked the doomed ETHI flight only to change last minute...

anyway we start talking an the first thing they ask is about Lumumba an was like WT hell..Lumumba seems to be very popular out there..one of the guys watch Lumumba's vid clips like every day..anyway i told them exactly what y've just posted

Sure, I realized he's very popular in West Africa. Perhaps our next president will consider people like him for some key positions.

spendoon:
Of course it's a big deal cause it a 7+ and it better than that ugly photos of yours and who do u think you are to even tell me swags look at those photos jaycent posted of you I swear even my 12 year old junior bro won't take those shit

There is no photo of mine on this thread buddy. Don't create your own hallucinations just to feel good about yourself.

You really have to be a special kind of stupid and classless to think these photos of you licking yourself like a dog with rabies are swagg. To make matters worse, you are ugly like hell - rough skin like you work on a construction site.

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jaycent:
What? Are you mad see the conversation from the southy girl

Gay cunt, so you're starting anti-Kenyan conversations everywhere on Facebook?

This thread must have hurt you so much.

XhosaNostra:
There're Kenyans in South Africa. In my city, you'll find them in Marabastad.

Why are your people killing other Africans though?

spendoon:
Fool that a potriat photo which I believe I took with mah iPhone

An iPhone is a big deal to you, no wonder you look so village.

spendoon:
Mumu why are you denying yourself

Can you prove that is me Mr. Swaggless monkey? See how you lick yourself like a village dog

jaycent:
Every country is complaining about those South Africans? They don't like that country at all

Why do your refugees keep running to South Africa though? We Kenyans, you'll never find us as refugees in SA, that's why we never complain Mr. Skinny ass.

spendoon:
Check my if account then you will see Nigerians are very exposed account name :_snoop.g_alhaaji to Nairobiwalker and chrisagjayi

Man you're ugly and swaggless, lol.

jaycent:
How dose this person look alike with me? Are you blind stop behaving childish and carry your ugliest GTFO of my side

So you're now posting photo of yourself and your brother? Dude, you're stupid.

Allen02:
dude you have been beaten black and blue by jaycent so carry yourself and get davck off my face Mr Ugly

\\\Are you trying to deny yourself Mr. Allen? ]

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jaycent:
Keep posting your picture so that everybody will be laughing at your ugliness

\\You mean nobody's good looking in your family? Look at your nose, look at your brother's nose.

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Allen02:
very ugly and dirty creature, damn that dude is one ugly beast.

You don't have any right o call anyone ugly. See how you look like.

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jaycent:
I will keep posting this picture, keep posting this picture because you're the one? I know you're pained because I exposed your stinking ass? Besides that picture doesn't look alike

See your ugly face

Just look at that nose and see how it resembles your brother's Mr. Gaycunt.

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jaycent:
Keep comparing your self with me? This is you because we don't look alike? You don't want anybody to laugh at you? But sorry, you have been exposed

Seems your brother likes things in his eyes just like your skinny self Mr. Gay Cunt.

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