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now this is funny
this guy is always at olaiya bus stop in osogbo
I stopped him from cleaning my windscreen just last week ,I told someone beside me I really don't appreciate his approach becos once he cleans your screen, he is off. wont say a word or ask for anything.
he rarely talks and he does mingle with those bread sellers
I am happy for his swift transformation

too sad.this guy was in my faculty back in school science faculty university of ilorin ,2006 set he should rot in jail

gooday pls kindly help a brother oo I need a sample too ademulegunl@yahoo.com bless ur soul

I believe and know there are sound minds here I have a strong passion for ICT my passion was what drove me into Cisco certification(CCNA) , MY HOPE was hung on finding an establishment that needs Cisco network technician but after toiling for years I had to settle for a sales representative job in a pharmaceutical company and five years down the line I good day feel so unfulfilled deep inside deep inside my heart still burn for ICT and I am ready to read and sit for certification exams.but my major problem now is that I don't know which one to go for I don't know which of the available cert. in Nigeria iś viable in the market pls anyone with a good idea should pls help

guys
I believe and know there are sound minds here
I have a strong passion for ICT

my passion was what drove me into Cisco certification(CCNA) , MY HOPE was hung on finding an establishment that needs Cisco network technician but after toiling for years I had to settle for a sales representative job in a pharmaceutical company and five years down the line I good day feel so unfulfilled deep inside
deep inside my heart still burn for ICT and I am ready to read and sit for certification exams.but my major problem now is that I don't know which one to go for
I don't know which of the available cert. in Nigeria iś viable in the market
pls anyone with a good idea should pls help

guys,welldone...pls I hve applied to nait for over 5months hoping I would be shortlisted for January admission up till now I havent heard any positive response from them..pls is anyone here in my shoes? also does anyone havê an idea of a school where I could do my pgD in information technology or computer engineering with relatively low tuition my admission status reads "pending programme descision" pls help a brother in need

guys,welldone...pls I hve applied to nait for over
5months hoping I would be shortlisted for January
admission up till now I havent heard any positive
response from them..pls is anyone here in my
shoes? also does anyone havê an idea of a school
where I could do my pgD in information technology or computer engineering with relatively low tuition
my admission status reads "pending programme descision"
pls help a brother in need

the sound seems terrible on my tv set unlike what sound city is giving. ...quite embarrassing after all the wait

guys,welldone...pls I hve applied to nait for over 5months hoping I would be shortlisted for January admission up till now I havent heard any positive response from them..pls is anyone here in my shoes? also does anyone havê an idea of a school where I could do my pgD with relatively low tuition
I will be looking forward to favorable responses

#10 – Hitler had Chronic Flatulence

Hitler was suffering from gastrointestinal cramps and hepatitis. The results of these two conditions led to an awful flatulence, and to fight the symptoms he had to take 28 different drugs.

#9 – Hitler Was A Chocolate Addict
Hitler was used to eating roughly 2 lbs of chocolate per day. Believe it or not, Hitler attempted to kill Winston Churchill with a bomb made of chocolate. Fortunately, it was discovered in time by the British agents.


#8 – Hitler Loved His Mustache
Ernst Hanfstaengl, a close friend, told him to shave off his mustache. Hitler replied and said that if the mustache was not a trend, it was going to become a trend because he was the one wearing it.


#7 – Hitler Was Obsessed with His Niece

Hitler was overly obsessed with his niece. Rumour has it that the relationship was of a sexual nature. Hitler never allowed his niece, Geli Raubal, to socialize and meet with friends. As a consequence, she committed suicide when she was barely 23.

#6 – Hitler Was A Drug Addict

Hitler’s physicians were used to prescribing him a lot of drugs. Pervitin was his poison, a main ingredient of crystal meth. Also known as “the Hitler Speed”, the drug was also prescribed to front-line troops.

#5 – Hitler Dropped Out of High-School

Hitler not only dropped out of high-school, but he had to repeat his 6th year. Furthermore, he was rejected 2 times from an acclaimed art school. Nevertheless, he knew how to craft his speeches and in spite of his insanity he did become a master orator.

#4 – Hitler Won The Man of the Year in Time Magazine

It was in 1938 when Time Magazine named Adolf Hitler “Man of the Year”. Ironically, he won a second title in 1942. Apart from George W. Bush and Winston Churchill, he was the only man to win the award twice

#3 – Hitler’s First Love was a Jewish Girl

He was obsessed with a Jewish girl and he was often fantasizing about kidnapping her. Hitler never found the courage to talk to the girl, and was often dreaming of jumping off a bridge together straight into the Danube River.

#2 – A British Soldier Saved Hitler’s Life

During the First World War, a British soldier decided to spare the life of a German individual who was badly wounded. This wounded man turned out to be Adolf Hitler. Ironically, he almost drowned at the age of 4 when he was saved by a priest.

#1 – Adolf Hitler Invented the Blow-Up Doll

Hitler had quite an imagination and we have to give him credit for that. In order to fix the needs of his soldiers who were sleeping with each other (they had to be executed for that), or were procreating with Jews (again they were executed if caught in the act), Hitler came up with a bright idea: the blow-up doll. It was placed in soldiers’ backpacks and it also had a “medical” purpose – to combat Syphilis.

Controversy is currently trailing the death of a housewife, Joy Bakare, 35, after she gave birth on Aya-Oye Street, Ejiigbo, a suburb of Lagos.
The housewife reportedly died mysteriously a few days after she was delivered of a set of twins.

It was alleged that after she got pregnant, her married lover, identified simply as Fatai, took her to the home of a single mother (names withheld) in Aya-Oye Street, Ejigbo, to cover up the shame.

Vanguard learned that Joy already had three children from her estranged husband who resides in Surulere area before she became pregnant for Fatai who resides at Abaranje in Ikotun area.



It was gathered that a few days after she was delivered of the babies in a hospital and was brought back to the woman’s flat, she was found dead after foaming from her mouth on a bed in one of the rooms in the flat.A neighbour, Iya Kubirat, who spoke to Vanguard, said:

 “I can’t say what was responsible for her death because the incident occurred a few days after she was delivered of the babies in a hospital and was brought back to the woman’s flat. She was found dead, foaming in her mouth on top of a bed in one of the rooms in the flat.“When the woman who harboured her in the flat heard the babies crying, she went to Joy’s room to find out what was happening only to discover that Joy was dead. She raised an alarm which attracted neighbours. I was among the people who rushed to the flat. The cause of Joy’s death could not be immediately ascertained as there was no report of autopsy from any doctor.”

However, trouble started after the woman who harboured Joy contacted her husband and family members and they rejected her corpse. She then contacted Fatai who later went to the place and also refused to take responsibility for her burial.
It was gathered that Fatai explained that he did not marry her as his wife and as such, would not accept the corpse for burial, even though he was the father of the twins.
The deceased’s corpse was later deposited at Isolo General Hospital mortuary after Joy’s elder sister arrived.

Meanwhile, the twin babies were handed over to Fatai who took them to his house at Ikotun.

s it abnormal to fall asleep after intercourse? Not at all. The tiredness that appears after intercourse is a natural reaction of the human body to the effort it has made. 

But most times, if a man does not cuddle up with his woman after he has had sex, and if he does not talk and if he simply lays on his back and goes to sleep, it is natural for a woman to jump to conclusions, thinking her partner is simply not satisfied. 


Their beliefs are wrong. Here are some real reasons men fall asleep after intercourse: 

Fact #1 Sex during the night, especially when the human body is already tired, becomes the first argument for the state of sleepiness that occurs after having sex. The actual intercourse does not even have to be very 'solicitating'. You should keep in mind that sex, by its nature, is very relaxing. 

Fact # 2 Men ejaculate during orgasm, and the hormones that are set free induce the state of lethargy. The sleep sensation manifests more intensely than on a regular basis. Even if the tension of the body is a positive one, it is also a very big, almost exhausting one. 

Fact # 3 Plenty of people tend to hold their breath from time to time while they are having sex. Its rhythm becomes abrupt and the pulse intensifies. Therefore, there is a lack of oxygen, which contributes to the need to rest - nothing serious, everything comes back to normality in the postlude. 

Fact # 4 The state of sleep should be interpreted in a positive way, because it proves the fact that you have reached an orgasm and that everything has gone alright. In rare cases, men who are exhausted during and after intercourse, on a longer period of time may suffer from medical problems. In this case, leave your inhibitions and self-pride aside and have a complete check-up.

Kunle Adewale, a son of the Olu of Epe, and five others drowned on Saturday in a river after their boast capsized.

It was learnt that Kunle, who is a Director in the Lagos State Ministry of Local Government and Chieftaincy Affairs, is the first son of the Olu of Epe, Oba Shefiu Adewale, who ascended the throne two years ago.


Punch correspondent learnt that Kunle and a local government chairman aspirant, Mr. Muiz Bello, as well as four others had gone to cast their votes for the All Progressives Congress when their boast suddenly capsized on their way back.

A close source said, “It is indeed a very sad day. We were all together in Epe early in the morning and we ate together. After some time, they said they registered at a polling unit across the river.

“About five hours later, we heard that he had died. We still don’t know how it all happened.”

I live in osogbo,dats abt some minutes drive to ilesha,buh myy busy work schedule won't allow me ,what thinking is d posibilityy of him sending it thru the commercial bus or taxi to osogbo,I would pay for the trans ,then do the necesaRy conversion to either ACD o VcCD

Nollywood actress, Toyin Aimahku and her actor hubby Adeniyi Johnson have parted ways.
 

Insiders revealed that the couple have been living apart for over three months but have been trying to hide it from the press.
 

Toyin and Adeniyi broke up due to infidelity, which had eaten deep into their marriage.
 

Sources revealed Toyin used evidence from snooping on her hubby’s phone and caught darling husband red handed in hotel rooms several times with different girls.
 

The couple have both moved out of their apartment in Lekki and have both moved on but pretending to still be together. Only their close friends are aware of their split and the insiders allege that reconciliation might not be possible because of the ease with which both walked out and have indicated that that they do not wish to be together.
 

Toyin’s husband currently has his facebook status as seperated.
 

Another source said that concerning both ”when there is no respect in a marriage,when couples talk to each other without respect and words are no longer relied upon and love has left behind a sour taste,then its time to check why you married in the first place”.
 Toyin and Adeniyi got married in Ibadan in February 2013 and on July 8 2013 they signed the dotted lines at the Ikoyi registry.
  Toyin and Niyi had no child together before they parted ways.

See @ op's personal text on her profile
Personal text: Fuc..k you! Fuc..k men!! Fuc..k love!!! because they all sucks
Now jst months afta writting dis u are disturdbing us with some nasti love tales
Guez dat disrrspectful guy of urs serves u right
But if u can't leave with his acts now,u beta quit,bcoa if anytin people get worse afta marriage,a word for d wise

emeka44:
.For your information Buhari has won the primary.Chexk your source very well

@ emeka,are u for real? The. Voting is still on going and u are here spewing nonsense,am viewing the event liffe,so wia did u get this ur false alarm,little wonder the mods did not put you on FP

@ OP but ur post is a blantant lie,the vote casting is still ongoing,so how come u concluded buhari,for live coverage of the event,you cab tune in to LTV,chann 256 on DSTV

Goodevenig sir,I must commend the good work you are doing here,bless you
My question goes thus :sometimes last year my wife won the visa lottery,the interview was april this year,we had no child then,twas shortly after our maRriage but ffor some reasons listed below we were denied the visa
1.Misrepresentation of materials( on my part)
2.Allien smuggling(on my wife's)
Now an oppurtunity seems to be in the horizon For me to step on the soil of america come next year as my company wants to include my name among those that would be attending a month training programme in florida,am a bit scared my earlier refusal may have dented my profile,we did not appeal the denial becos we did not want to show any desperation in trying to get to the united state,I am currently emplyed gainfully here and my wife isnt doing bad either,
Sir pls,kindly advice me on what to do?should I conceed my position For the training for someone else cos I would not want to waste the slot
Or would a year be enough time to overlook my flaws in the last interview?
Looking forward to reading from you sir
Do av a great holiday ang rgds to ur famil

Dicefrost,pls I beg you in God's unfialing name,don't delay this update like you did the last time....calling this piece a job welldone is an understatement,cannt remember ever been vaptivated by a story this much all my life

@ dicefrost,na wa for you oo,is it only me that noticed d OP has spent over a month updating dis story?can't believe I have check NL a hanfull of time today for an update..too much suspensee kills passion,come complete ur storry jaree

Waoh,am overwhelmed @ d ease with which dis dude expresses his thought,this is class!! Kip it up brov

Stop picking fights about things you don’t really care about.Screaming about him not really liking your bandage dress is not helping anything, it’s just making both of you feel confused about your emotions.

2. Be a generous compliment-giver. No one feels bad when you say they look great today or brag about their promotion in front of your friends. Do it more often.

3. Spend plenty of time with your friends. Yes, even at the beginning when you’re totally obsessed with each other and just want to lick faces 24/7. You’ll need your friends later and you don’t want Jessica to bring up the nine months you ditched her for the rest of your life.

4. Go on dates. If 99 percent of your “dates” have become making dinner together then going home whenever he wakes you up from your couch nap, you need to plan a date. Go dancing. Go to a museum. Go apple picking. Whatever, just get out of the house and do something fun together.

5. Try new things together — even if it’s just a new kind of food. To date, one of my favorite nights with my fiancé was the time he took me to an amusement park. Neither of us were ever into roller coasters, but we talked ourselves into going on a kind of small and lame one, and afterward we were both like, “I’M SO EXHILARATED AND I LOVE YOU!”

6. Go to their family/work events if you’re invited. It’s not that fun, but it’s also not that hard and it’ll mean a lot to your partner.

7. Get to know their friends in doses. Being in a new relationship means inheriting a whole new set of dude-friends. While that might seem exciting or overwhelming or just terrible, you don’t have to put pressure on yourself to get to know everyone super quickly.

8. Make sure you tell them when something really matters to you. You can’t be mad that they didn’t come to your friend’s birthday party if you told them, “My friend Cassie’s having a party on Friday if you want to come.” Be straight up: “My friend Cassie’s having a party on Friday and it’s really important to me that you come and meet my friends. Let’s meet beforehand and go together.” There, I fixed it.



9. Try sex things you’ve always wanted to try. Maybe you’ve always wanted to try anal sex or light bondage, but never wanted to bring it up with a casual boyfriend. Now’s your time! You have a loving partner who you want to be with for the long haul and a currently missionary-only sex life! Ask him if he’ll tie you up.

10. Don’t only tell your friends about the negative sides of your relationship. It’s easy to just bitch to your friends that JASON IS BEING SO ANNOYING RIGHT NOW, but if that’s all you tell them, they’ll think you have a pretty terrible partner. Plus talking shit behind his back will get back to him eventually.

11. Know that your partner doesn’t have to be your best friend. Being a romantic partner is a lot of pressure. You have to be supportive and loving and also good in bed. Leave the best friend duties to your girlfriends and it’ll take a lot of pressure off of him. Also: more time with your girlfriends is never a bad thing.

12. Don’t judge their sex habits. It usually takes a while for someone to share their fantasies or porn habits with you. Don’t scare them off by making them feel weird about whatever gets them off. Porn and fantasies are fiction.

13. Know that your first fight is not an indication of how it will be forever. Right now you’re bickering about him not spending enough time with you. Next month you’ll be busy and he’ll be a little lonely. Don’t stress.

14. Don’t snoop. Everyone who snoops finds what they were looking for. If you think he’s cheating and you hack into his Facebook, you will find some random message with an old female friend that you could probably construe as cheating somehow. Just don’t do it. Even if they accidentally left their Gmail open on your computer and you’re drooling to read through it.

15. Apologize when you know you’re wrong. Yeah, it probably will blow over after a while, but if you don’t solve a fight and just let it simmer it will come to a boil again at some point.

16. If you hit an awkward spot, do something fun together to remind you both of why you started dating in the first place. Sometimes it feels like, “Whyyyy did we ever even start dating we hate each otherrrrr.” That’s when you plan a fun date that’s reminiscent of the stuff you used to do when you first started dating. It’ll take your minds off your differences and remind you why you love each other.