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RomanceRe: You Can Only Choose Two by Namaster: 8:21pm On Jan 24
Number 2:

'Cause my dream house is on an Island with EVERYTHING but people.


Number 3:

'Cause that's just the SMART thing to do.
You NEVER turn your back on 300 MILLION as long as it's NOT Zimbabwean Dollars.
CrimeRe: Police Arrest Newly Married Jigawa Woman Over Poisoning Of Husband To Death by Namaster: 5:03pm On Jan 24
thesicilian:
Forced marriage, first thought that came to my mind on seeing the headline. It's a very outdated traditional practice, even the one that claims to love you still falls out of love later for one reason or the other not to talk of outrightly forcing someone to live with you.
APT!

Plus, the article FAILED to highlight the AGE of the bride.
There is a REASON for that.
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Reconciles With Ex-husband, Olakunle Churchill by Namaster: 4:54pm On Jan 24
grin

It's easy to form "Strong Independent Woman" when you have the solid CUSHION provided by a man.

You can MISBEHAVE anyhow when you have a STEADY backup so solid you DON'T even notice it's there.

She BANKED on getting someone better.
The streets SHOCKED her.

The same man she RIDICULED as being a 40-seconds man some years ago is the same man she's waxing LYRICAL about today.

So FUNNY!

grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Keir Starmer, Kemi Badenoch Demand Apology From Trump by Namaster: 11:45am On Jan 24
SPINELESS Starmer!

I expect him to apologise for "suggesting" the PDFile should apologise.
He's been talking sh1t about Europe for years and they've let him.

WHY would he stop now?

Someone VIOLATED International Law and this same Starmer provided Military Support to allegedly ENFORCE another International Law.

Despite his STEWPID and UNFOUNDED excuses for why America wants to annex Greenland, these WEAK European Leaders set up a "committee" to negotiate and discuss it.

WEAK!

It should have been an EMPHATIC NO!
NO negotiation.
NO discussion.

If you want it, you should be ready to BLEED for it.

Europe has both the FINANCIAL and MILITARY POWERS to deal decisively with America or Russia.
Instead they chose to be POOOOSEEYS who are getting FORKED from both ends.
CultureRe: Stop Addressing Me As Bro Or Blood, 22-year-old Ondo Monarch Warns Public by Namaster: 11:26am On Jan 23
WTF you talking about, bro?

grin
Foreign AffairsRe: We Can Not Support Your War Effort - Hungarian Prime Minister To Zelensky by Namaster: 6:53pm On Jan 22
Orban is MAD!

He made it sound like Ukraine is the AGGRESSOR.
That is the NARRATIVE being pushed by the PDFile.

And Orban has always been a FANBOY of the PDFile.

Meanwhile, ALL Piss Proposals have been HINGED on Ukraine giving up EVERYTHING and Russia giving up NOTHING.

One of such Piss Deals proposed that Ukraine should actively REDUCE its Military Capabilities in exchange for GUARANTEES of security from the U.S.

That's LAUGHABLE!

That is similar to the arrangement that made Ukraine GIVE UP their NUCLEAR WEAPONS in the Late 90s.

They gave up SIGNIFICANT POWER in exchange for assurances of security from US, UK and Russia.

Now, look at Ukraine TODAY.

Assurances and Guarantees mean NOTHING!

Their POWERFUL and EFFICIENT Military is one of the reasons they have been able to SURVIVE this long.
BusinessRe: Business Names Vs Trademark Registration: Lessons From The “Ratel” Drama by Namaster: 6:29pm On Jan 22
GREAT piece!

Addresses the CORE issues.

The idea that somebody that registered a Trademark this year has rights that SUPERCEDES that of a person using that name to run a LEGITIMATE BUSINESS since the previous year is RIDICULOUS.

He registered the TM of an active business and immediately issued a CEASE and DESIST.
That's how you'll know a person with TOO MUCH money and NOT ENOUGH sense.

There is the issue of COMMON LAW TM RIGHTS.
And then there is the issue of CLASS, i.e whether both businesses are using the same name within the same INDUSTRY.

Great thing about this is VDM is NOT a pooooosey that'll CAPITULATE without a fight.
SportsRe: Victor Osimhen Cost Nigeria The AFCON Title – Sunday Oliseh by Namaster: 6:14pm On Jan 22
The WILLINGNESS of people to tolerate NONSENSE is one of the reasons the World is going to sh1t now.

I DON'T care whether Osimehn was right or wrong, that display of BLATANT STEWPIDITY should have been the END of his participation in that campaign.

That is NOT how you handle stuff like that.
You NEVER act like you're going to beat up your own teammate.
Especially NOT in a match you were already WINNING with MULTIPLE goals.

The moment he tried that NONSENSE, he should have been GONE.

Failing to PUNISH bad behaviour REINFORCES it.

Also, Lookman FORKED UP.
The moment Osimehn got all aggressive in his face is the moment he should have BROKEN his barely-mended face a second time.

'Tis the season to match MADNESS with MADNESS.
FamilyRe: Man Lures Wife Back To Nigeria, Returns Her Dowry And Fly Back To Australia by Namaster:
SMART MAN!

A divorce in Australia would have WRECKED him for life.

Imagine the NONSENSE!

Someone he married and SPONSORED abroad to start a family with him. She got there and started talking NONSENSE about SURROGACY.
If he's fine with using a SURROGATE, why in all the FORKS would he need her?

That's like hiring a Driver to drive you around just for the Driver to hire another Driver and then ask you to PAY for it.

ABSOLUTE MADNESS!

Plus, the COST of surrogacy overseas is enough to get you 72 virgins here in Nigeria WITHOUT even needing to blow yourself up.

VERY SHARP MAN.
I APPROVE!
Forum GamesRe: Which Seat Will You Take And Why? by Namaster: 11:05am On Jan 22
Number 1 so I can RID the World of the PDFile.

grin
CelebritiesRe: Kemi Olunloyo Blasts Davido’s Dad Over Paternity Controversy In New Video by Namaster: 7:08am On Jan 22
Very NONSENSICAL somebody.

You don't want to drag your OWN child into a public CONTROVERSY but you were more than happy to drag the IMPRESSIONABLE Anu into it.

HYPOCRITE!

Davido and his family NEED to bring the weight of their wealth to bear here.
Make the lives of these NUISANCES hell on earth.

Let them live and breathe in court.

By the time Barristers send them just 2 MONTHS of LEGAL BILLS, they will have SENSE.

Imagine the WHOER mother still lying that she slept with ONLY Davido that period.
Meanwhile SCIENTIFIC EVIDENCE from multiple sources have shown her as the WHOER she really is.

Instead of admitting the truth and introducing the girl to her REAL, and likely BROKE, father; madam is still upholding a LIE.

Much like the "Virgin" Mary.
grin
Foreign AffairsRe: When Europe Leads It Results In Chaos, Delay And Decline - Donald Trump by Namaster:
Europe will LEARN by force.

grin

Their WEAKNESS of following along with everything America says is going to be their UNDOING.

Especially STARMER.

The moment the PDFile first talked about ANNEXING Greenland, they should have SANCTIONED and TARIFFED the fork out of the US.

Instead, they let him continue making UNFOUNDED and FALSE claims about Arctic Security.

Europe should have CEASED ALL trade deals with the PDFile's America a LONG TIME ago.

The moment he said the EU was formed to "screw the US", they should have DEALT with him.

They should have matched MADNESS with MADNESS.

Instead, they were busy sending EMBARRASSINGLY WEAK late night texts like a little BEEETCH asking why a guy is not picking her calls after a bout of MARATHON DOGGIFICATION.

Let them LEARN.

The PDFile VIOLATED International Laws DRAFTED mostly by America and Europe when he KIDNAPPED Maduro.

Rather than CALL him out and respond the way they would if someone like Putin did it, they let it SLIDE.
Some of their CU.UUUUU.CK Leaders even praised it.

Now that the PDFile is RUBBISHING them in public and attempting to VIOLATE International Laws in a way that AFFECTS them, they still want to TALK.

Extremely WEAK!

The PDFile is spoiling for a fight, OBLIGE him.

If Europe wants to deal with US today, ALL they have to do is SANCTION them, CANCEL all trade deals and move them to China.

America will BECOME like Russia in a jiffy—a SUPERPOWER with all the international influence of a small island.
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Bombers Hit Military Convoy In Borno by Namaster: 12:30pm On Jan 21
How are these TERRORISTS getting intel?

The Suicide Bomber AMBUSHED them because someone gave him information about the ROUTE they'd be taking and WHEN they'd be taking it.

Same way they AMBUSHED the General and KILLED him.

The Military needs to ADDRESS these LEAKAGES.

Plus having been victim of MULTIPLE terrorist ambushes, they should have developed a system that'll reduce it.

For instance, letting surveillance jets or drones to go before them and give them the ALL CLEAR.

Finally, the government NEEDS to stop being RECKLESS with the lives of soldiers.

If the Military is dealing with the FOOTSOLDIERS of the terrorists, the government should be DECIMATING their financiers and sponsors.

How can TERRORISTS afford Combat Drones and then bring it INTO the country without serious BACKERS?

The government should ADDRESS that.

ANYBODY discovered to be sponsoring the TERRORISTS should be expeditiously 3X3CUT3D.

And for fork's sake, NOBODY should be granting them amnesty and releasing them after they are CAPTURED.
PropertiesRe: Girls Now Renting House And Apartment More Than Guys by Namaster: 10:48am On Jan 21
It's the NEW reality.

EVERYBODY wants to "work" from home.

grin
CelebritiesRe: Seun Kuti To Wizkid: 'You Dwarf, Clean My Dad’s Tattoo Off Your Dirty Body' by Namaster: 10:25pm On Jan 20
Is that the person saying someone has a "dirty body"?

The same guy that looks like he's just ONE rung above Portable in the RAGAMUFFIN ladder.
Foreign AffairsRe: Republicans Warn Trump That Invading Greenland Would End His Presidency by Namaster: 7:33pm On Jan 20
TruthU87:
Trump is just stupid. Greenland is already protected by NATO. The United States has a base in Greenland. And the rest of NATO are already protecting Greenland.

China and Russia have no bases in or near Greenland. There are no credible threats that Russia or China want to take Greenland.

And if they did, the US and most of Europe would come quickly to Greenland's defense.

Greenland is protected by NATO. If Russia or China tried to invade them, they will be at war with NATO.
The PDFile is extremely DELUSIONAL.

He's saying Denmark CANNOT protect Greenland from China or Russia.
Meanwhile, Denmark is part of NATO.

Neither Russia NOR China would risk a war with NATO over Greenland.

That would be MADNESS!

The idea that he's trying to ANNEX Greenland in order to protect it from China is a RIDICULOUS lie that he's PEDDLING to his DMUB followers.

Plus, the US Military already has a BASE there.
And both Denmark, Greenland and the rest of the WEAK EU have invited them to situate as MANY troops as they want in Greenland.

The PDFile just wants to STEAL the resources of Greenland like he's doing to Venezuela.

Currently, Greenland has STRONG environmental protection policies that prevent WANTON and INORDINATE mining of resources in a way that'd HURT the environment.

If it becomes a US Territory, all those policies would become MOOT.

All that being said, I HOPE the PDFile INVADES Greenland.
The WEAK EU Leaders who PRAISED him for doing the same thing to Venezuela should get a TASTE of what they were praising.
Science/TechnologyRe: Lady's Trap Caught An Owl In Mbaise, Imo State (Pictures) by Namaster: 7:29pm On Jan 20
Bright, beautiful and SHARP eyes.

The eyes of a PREDATOR.
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Posts Private Conversation With French President, NATO Sec by Namaster: 3:28pm On Jan 20
The CU...UUU.CKS in Europe are so DISGUSTING!

Imagine Macron ADVOCATING for an attack on Iran instead of dealing with their in-house CAUCASIAN problem.

Their WEAKNESS is part of the reason the PDFile will continue to BULLY them.

There is NO placating a BULLY.
Only way to handle a BULLY is to respond with STRENGTH.
Europe has the CAPACITY to do that yet they chose the path of CU.UUU.CKHOLDRY.

As for the NATO President, his mouth must be COVERED in sh1t given how hard he's FRENCHING the PDFile's ass.

WEAK LEADERS!
SportsRe: Moroccan Fans Held Bananas & Made Monkey Chants For Ishowspeed by Namaster: 2:52pm On Jan 20
BlackViper:
IShowspeed was in attendance for the final match at AFCON between Morocco and Senegal. He even dressed in a Moroccan Jersey and they still treated him like this.
I see.
SportsRe: Moroccan Fans Held Bananas & Made Monkey Chants For Ishowspeed by Namaster: 2:45pm On Jan 20
BlackViper:
This is not about Israel and Palestine. This is about citizens of a so called African country using racist language towards black people during a competition that is supposed to promote African unity through football.
This is NOT AFCON.

IShowSpeed is Content Creator.

As for the people making it about ILLsrael and Gaza, it's just Religious FANATICS looking to justify the GENOCIDE being carried out by ILLsrael.

Muslims treated a Black Boy BADLY, so ALL Muslims are BAD and therefore it's all right to carry out a GENOCIDE against them.

Meanwhile, their BELOVED America has Police that'll SHOOT black people dead just for driving while being Black.

In the same America, people, including American Citizens, are being KIDNAPPED and thrown in CONCENTRATION CAMPS because of the colour of their skin.

NONE of them have a problem with that.

But the moment a few STEWPID Arabs hold up bananas to MOCK a Black Boy, they are all up in arms against ALL Muslims and Arabs.

MADNESS!
CrimeRe: See The Moment A Little Boy Confronted His Mum Because Of Her Dressing by Namaster: 2:31pm On Jan 20
That boy needs to BEHAVE!

That Hardworking Single Mother is displaying the WARES she uses to put food on the table.

grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Macron Declines Invite To Join Trump’s ‘Board Of Peace’ by Namaster:
Macron does NOT want to be a part of the PDFile's EXTORTION scheme.

grin

America singlehandedly supplied WEAPONS to ILLsrael to DESTROY Gaza.
Now that it's time to REBUILD it, they want to start a COOPERATIVE SOCIETY.

The ONLY people who'll participate are the weak countries looking to pay Protection Money to the PDFile like the Arabs and WEAK European Countries like Italy.
Keir Starmer may also JOIN 'cause he's weak AF.

Meantime, I expect a Truthsocial TANTRUM from the PDFile concerning Macron.

grin
CelebritiesRe: Blord Bought That Name "Ratel" For His App And Trademarked It by Namaster: 7:41pm On Jan 19
IGNORANCE is clearly worrying this UNDERCOVER Yahoo Boy.

There is something called Common Law Trademark which means CDM can claim trademark rights without needing to register any trademark for the term and he can't do jackshit about it.
CrimeRe: Northern Killings: Ejiofor Condemns Attack On Intersociety Boss by Namaster: 2:09pm On Jan 19
“Are we seriously being invited to believe that the President of the United States,presiding over the most sophisticated intelligence architecture in human history, encompassing the CIA, FBI, NSA, DIA, satellite surveillance systems, human intelligence networks, and allied security apparatuses across continents—would predicate consequential military or diplomatic decisions on a single documentary or civil society report originating from Nigeria?”


The answer is YES!
An EMPHATIC YES!

The people who have worked with the PDFile have outlined how ERRATIC and MALLEABLE he is.

He listens to whoever talks to him LAST.

The article was published to influence those who'll influence the PDFile.

Plus, the same government with ALL these intelligence agencies within their grasp are the same ones who claim fishermen were DRUG DEALERS with ZERO evidence before proceeding to BLOW THEM UP.

Finally, this one claiming that Christians are the EXPRESS TARGET of terrorist should address these simple questions:

1. Where is the LARGEST population of Christians in Nigeria? North or South?

2. Where has the LARGEST activity of terrorists been documented in Nigeria? North or South?

3. Does your answer reflect REALITY?

IF the article by COMPROMISED NYT and BBC is the ONLY thing that comes out of Tinubu's $9M LOBBYING fees, then it'd be money WELL SPENT.
PoliticsRe: Is Emeka Umeagbalasi A Patriot Or Sabotuer? by Namaster: 1:56pm On Jan 19
NO sensible person will DISMISS the report.
Especially because it came from BBC and NOT just the COMPROMISED American Media.

EVERYBODY knows that the claim of Christian Genocide and the threat of invasion that followed were INORGANIC.

Imagine Nicki Minaj, a veritable paragon of SIN and INIQUITY, allegedly campaigning for Christians.

grin

The LIAR Riley Moore and Ted Cruz who are both in the pocket of AIPAC were also doing the bidden of people with ULTERIOR motives.

It's UNIMAGINABLE that people think a PDFile RAYPIST is their saviour.

Absolutely RIDICULOUS!

As for people who think it's impossible for a Screwdriver seller (who actually runs an NGO) to influence the PDFile, they clearly have NOT been following the news.

The PDFile is selling favours left and right.
It would NOT take much for him to launch some of their STALE missiles in a defense less country.

That being said, the $9M paid to the LOBBYISTS might be the BEST money ever spent by Tinubu's government.

Fight PROPAGANDA with PROPAGANDA.
PoliticsRe: How A Nigerian Journalist Became A Spy To The United States CIA For 10 Years by Namaster: 1:40pm On Jan 19
Anybody discovered to be a spy should be ERADICATED.
FamilyRe: Why Are Some Men Like This? by Namaster: 1:37pm On Jan 19
Ask your father.

He's in the best position to answer your question.
RomanceRe: Which Of These Is The Best News Ever? by Namaster: 12:06pm On Jan 19
4. The PDFile is DEAD!

BEST news ever.
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Wants Nations To Pay $1bn To Stay On Gaza Board Of Peace (pics) by Namaster: 5:05pm On Jan 18
The PDFile is a FULL-TIME CRIMINAL.

He sells PARDONS.
He sells CITIZENSHIP.

Now, he's trying to sell membership on a peace committee.

Americans FORKED UP by electing the criminal in 2024.

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