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He thought TEMU was doing "promo".
He DIDN'T realise he was the one doing the promo.

"...meeting with about 250 American lawmakers..."

ILLsrael successfully CONQUERED America without firing a single shot.

Now, the MOST powerful country in the World is just a VASSAL of ILLsrael.

Imagine if the President of Kenya had a PRIVATE meeting with 250 Nigerian Lawmakers.


It's WEIRD!

That is 250 COMPROMISED individuals shaping the future of America and the world however ILLsrael wants.

AIPAC money is WORKING.

Back to the news:

SATANyahu should be CAREFUL with Xi.
China is NOT a country of DEFENSE LESS farmers like Gaza.

And unlike Qatar, they'd NOT wait for apologies if you ATTACK their country.

This is a NO BRAINER!

EVERY newborn should move from the vag.ina to the Laboratory.

Women DON'T give a fhok!

They DON'T care about anybody but themselves.

Imagine the ATROCITY that he's being accused of committing and this woman still put on a make up, wedding gown and walked down the SULLIED isle with this man.

Two LOSERS in this scenario:

1. The bride.
2. The jilted WORHE.

Both played themselves.

Also, the amount of GULLIBLE people in this world is disturbing.

You know what your "Pastor" has done yet you still ATTEND his church.

The WORHE that got jilted claimed the "Pastor" fhoked her everywhere.

Maybe the Pulpit too?

MADNESS!

No SENSIBLE man will criticise the Yahoo Boy masquerading as a Pastor.

EVERYBODY knows the WORHE got what she deserved.

ILLsrael is a CRIMINAL state that believes it should NOT be held accountable for its crimes.

God BLESS the 3 Judges that did not bow to pressure from the PDFile in the White House.

They sent you to school to LEARN.

Instead, madam switched off her phone and went for MARATHON SEX.

Didn't even have the DECENCY to let her friends and parents know she was SAFE.

She let everyone PANIC and assume she was dead or kidnapped.
Meanwhile, she was just busy being a WORHE.

RUN!

Her mother is ANGRY at you for being angry at her daughter's INFIDELITY.

RUN!

This woman will help her daughter to ABORT a pregnancy that resulted from her daughter's INFIDELITY.

Plus, you haven't mentioned the FATHER.
So she sounds like a SINGLE MOTHER.

AVOID single mothers!
AVOID the daughters of single mothers.

RUN!

A SHITHOLE by many metrics!

Implement SENSIBLE gun laws, they said NO.

Imagine it was an African Country that STUDENTS keep getting KILLED every week. Year after year.

These SAME people would have declared that there was a TARGETED STUDENT Genocide in the country.

Now that it's in their country, they are making it seem like it's a NORMAL occurrence.
America NORMALISED the consistent massacre of STUDENTS.

From their Secondary (High) Schools to their universities.
NO student is safe in America.

#freeSTUDENTS

Very AUDIO!

Still bought Petrol for #895 yesterday.

Plus, people seem to MISUNDERSTAND the reason for the temporary reduction.

Dangote is trying to UNDERCUT the competition who IMPORT low-quality, cheaper fuel into Nigeria.

He's trying to RUN them out of business and make them CLOSE shop or turn to him as their SUPPLIER.

Then, the REAL problem begins.

Only FOOLS support this PDFile.

Why is he HUSTLING for preemptive PARDONS if he's NOT committing CRIMES.
He also wants pardon for top US Criminals (aka Hegseth).

Bloody CRIMINAL!

Funniest thing is that the crimes prosecutable by the ICC were likely defined by Western Nations.

I bet they NEVER imagined they'd have criminals like the PDFile and Netanyahu to deal with.

The PDFile is literally asking for ICC to CONTRADICT its raison d'etre.

He already has BLANKET immunity thanks to the US' COMPROMISED Supreme Court.

He's FREE from prosecution in the US for his crimes.
Now, he wants INTERNATIONAL bodies to excuse his crimes.

All these because the US would rather have a RAYPIST PDFile with 34 FELONY CONVICTIONS than vote for a black woman.

MADNESS!

See MUGSHOT.



Women should leave Jesus and Mohammed and start worshipping makeup 'cause it's their REAL SAVIOUR.

Looking like a 27-year old lady in her social media pictures thanks to MAKEUP and filters.

But without makeup in the the mugshot, madam looks like a 41-year old Patience Ozokwor the first time meeting her DAUGHTER-IN-LAW.

Nigerian Security outfits CANNOT seem to get anything right.

They will copy their foreign counterparts and paste it INCOMPETENTLY.

They see foreign security agencies take pictures of arrested with PROPERLY CALIBRATED height charts. EFCC copied the height charts and JETTISONED the proper calibration.

Explain why that woman is 6"1' tall and that man is 7 Feet.

How come?

Do we have a species of giants genetically predilected to EMBEZZLE funds in charge of Peace Corps?

INCOMPETENCE in small things like this is a symptom of incompetence in their CORE responsibilities.

This is what happens when you HORED your way into old age and still act like you are the hot stuff.

She likely has a spec.
And she could get her spec when she was still younger.

Now that she's OLD and reproductively STALE, she's NO longer her spec's spec.

Her spec can get BETTER, HOTTER and YOUNGER girls...with LESSER baggage.
They have ZERO reason to look in her direction.

That's why she's reduced to courting GIGOLOS and SPERM DONORS.

A terminally ONLINE celebrity had a child but couldn't even reveal the FATHER.

Why?

'Cause nothing says LOSER like admitting you (aka hot stuff) PAID for a sperm donor.

Finally, she needs to STOP complaining.
Men have been dealing with GOLD DIGGERS for ages.

Equal opportunity is here to stay.

Conservative Parties ALL OVER the world are the bastion of CORRUPTION.

Their ruling style is usually akin to the NONSENSE we have in places like Nigeria and Cameroon.

Their leaders are always do or die.
Only the small ones like this Bulgarian Prime Minster resign.
The rest would rather die there. Or destroy their country.
Their only salvation is usually their STRONG public institutions.

Think Bolsonaro.
Or Trump.
Or Yoon of South Korea.

Conservatives are the CANCER of the world.

... a nurse dismissed the concerns of those present, stating that the discoloration was her normal body color and that there was nothing wrong with her....

The doctor on duty arrived and allegedly chased the witnesses out of the care room, transferring Chisom to another room....In a disturbing turn of events, the room was locked, and the student was left unattended.

INCOMPETENCE and NEGLIGENCE!

Both the Doctor and the Nurse should have their licences REVOKED.

They should be subsequently JAILED for manslaughter.

God BLESS China!

China is breaking barriers in Military, Pharmaceuticals and Economics.

That's why the DECLINING US is in panic mode.
Their INEVITABLE decline is also being ACCELERATED by the PDFile they put in the White House.

China is nearly UNSTOPPABLE and UNMATCHABLE in every aspect of human endeavour.

Jealousy wants to KILL the West.

China is the FIRST and ONLY country in the history of the world to have a TRADE SURPLUS of 1 TRILLION US Dollars.

Now the IMF, a Western contraption, is beetching about unfair economic practices.

If it was a Western Country like the US that had such a surplus, they'd tout it as the PEAK of Economic Achievements.

Now that it's China.
They want to start a World War.

Hypocrites!

MANY of these developed countries don't want immigrants from Africa and other poor countries.

They want immigrants from other rich and WHITE countries.

That's why they'll make Africans jump through hoops to get Visas.

Imagine telling a Nigerian who has spent nearly a DECADE learning English to get an IELTS or TOEFL report to go to a country where 54% of them read at a Primary 6 Level.

Pure MADNESS!

Also with the way Trump, and the rest of the follow-follow Europe, is going now; you may need to submit your ANUS for inspection before getting a Visa.

He's a very SUCCESSFUL Yahoo Boy.

Let him LAVISH the seeds sowed by STRUGGLING mowruns.

I like that for him.



The problem is his beetching about Singers who want to be paid for their singing (ministration?) in his church.

You can't throw an EXTRAVAGANT birthday for yourself and nickel and dime other people while saying nonsense about "working in his vineyard".

Pay them their DUES.
Let them share in the LOOT.

GREEDY FHOOL!

Someone she just met THAT day.
NEVER even talked for up to an hour.
But she immediately assumed he should bear the BURDEN of feeding her.

All because he EXPRESSED interest in her.

In the mind of the average Nigerian lady, ordinary "hello" from a man is sufficient grounds for BILLING.

That's why I LAUGHED about the post on FP yesterday where a girl was beetching about a handsome guy that was staring at her inside a SHOPPING MALL without saying "Hi".

Now, this one said "Hi".
But he didn't say it with MONEY.

This level of ENTITLEMENT is why Shiloh is such a profitable hit year after YEAR.

MANY of them will D.I.E in SHILOH!

A man says Hi and you automatically expected him to SPONSOR your lunch.

MADNESS!

I BLAME Tinubu for this.

God DELIVERED the shitty coup plotters into his hands on a platter of GOLD and he's misusing the opportunity.

Oh LORD!

Because of the CORRUPTION of Nigerian Politicians and their LACKADAISICAL approach to the security crisis in Nigeria, MANY people don't understand how VASTLY SUPERIOR the Nigerian Military is compared to the rest of Africa.

Only about 2 or 3 countries are more POWERFUL than Nigeria in terms of Military Strength.
And they are NOT in West Africa.

The Nigerian Military should be TOUCH and DIE.
Like TOUCH our Military and DIE!

Imagine the NONSENSE boy in small Burkina Faso arresting Nigerian Servicemen.

The EFFRONTERY!

Ordinary Nigerian Police can OVERRUN the entire Military of that SHITTY country.

Tinubu is HORRIBLY WEAK Leader!

Otherwise, that steupeed boy in Burkina Faso would have been BUNDLED to Kirikiri 5 minutes after they arrested those soldiers.

MADNESS!

Good one from Ghana!

NO sensible countries would allow ILLsraelis in their country in the first place.

Half their population are Spy Agents.
The other half are DYING to be spies.

Either way, NO sensible country should allow them into their country.

If NOT for corruption and BEGGARY, countries in Africa should have designated ILLsrael a Country of Particular Concern.

You are INZAIN!

JUST 2 months of dating and you are already planning MARRIAGE?

What is WRONG with youuu?!

On the kissing:

Kissing is the PEAK of intimacy.
It is more SENSUAL and INTIMATE than sex.

That's why pro.stitutes in brothels will puck a guy RAW and blow a gasket if the guy tries to kiss them.

If you LOVE someone, kissing is NON-NEGOTIABLE.

So, it's either she DOES NOT love you as much as you think. She most likely DOESN'T. Planning marriage after 2 months of dating reeks of DESPERATION.
That could KILL attraction.

Or one of you is SICK.
Could be extreme HALITOSIS or bad teeth on your part.
Or you GF is one of those people who have GENUINE mental illnesses like germophobia, philemaphobia, etc. This is UNLIKELY.

Most likely option is she HATES your guts and she's just SETTLING for you 'cause she's getting old and desperate for marriage too.

Either way, END the charade!

Kissing is clearly IMPORTANT to you since you seem bothered that she's refusing your advances.

End it and find someone who's interested in kissing you as much as you are in kissing her.

If you let this NONSENSE go and proceed with marriage, you will only see her pants in the bathroom.

Simple answer:

VERIFICATION!

Nobody can tell a tall tale like that when everybody is wielding a PORTABLE camera.

Plus, a lot of "miracles" can now be explained by Science.

If DNA tests were present in Biblical Times, Mary Magdalene would not have been the only Mary that people tried to STONE.

The father of Jesus would be quickly revealed as Mary's "bestie".

AOresources:
You are an irresponsible man in view!

EXTREMELY stiupeeed comment!

He's irresponsible for not wanting to shoulder the BURDEN of another adult and the children that could result from such a union.

Would you rather he gets married and grow to RESENT his spouse for jeopardising his "Soft Life"?

The OP is a self aware man.
He knows what he wants.
And he's doing things that won't jeopardise it.

He's a GREAT man!

To OP:

Order yourself some SPERMICIDE, Postinor 2 and a box of condoms; then INVITE that girl to come and eat indomie.

This is what I am talking about!

Nigeria may be a SHEEETHOLE but we are still their Daddy in this Africa.

Planning a coup in our backyard should be FORBIDDEN.

Tinubu was SLOW when it came to Mali, Niger and Burkina Faso.
The response was WEAK.

BUT the response in Benin Republic was SWIFT.
That's how it should be.

Coup plotters should NOT be allowed to exist.

Validated:
You are the one NOT SMART ...Who adds the VALUE, producer or consumer? You pay for the VALUE the PRODUCER ADDED, not the consumer addition. Consumers pay VAT.

Mr Man, you are NOT smart.
Embrace your ignorance and LEARN!

VAT is paid on RAW MATERIALS and SEMI-FINISHED goods. Not just finished goods.

Consumers are NOT the only ones who pay VATs.
Producers and Manufacturers do too.

That is why VAT is linked to supply regardless of who the buyer is.

Learn!

OP is NOT a very smart person!

It's LITERALLY in the name—VALUE ADDED TAX.

How clearer can it be?!

Furthermore, this is how VAT is addressed in Section 145 of the NTA 2025:

VAT shall be paid on all taxable supplies in Nigeria.

For those like OP who have a hard time understanding simple English, supplies means a Supplier or business entity is engaged in productive economic activity is selling.

The Law was specifically worded to target SUPPLIER.

It is SUPPLIERS who collect VATs on behalf of the tax authorities. In fact, suppliers who FAIL to collect VAT would be in serious LEGAL trouble.

OP's arguments that the VAT reflects just consumption is absolute MADNESS.

If there is an EXTREMELY productive state in Nigeria, their VATs would reflect it.
Because the people who are doing the production would be the people who are collecting the VATs.
And the VATs would reflect in the collections of that state.

VAT is a very NICE picture of the productivity of states in Nigeria.

If OP doesn't like the picture, that SUCKS for him.
But that is NOT an excuse to spread FAKE information.