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Foreign AffairsRe: Elon Musk Calls For Abolition Of The EU, Return Of Sovereignty To Member States by Namaster: 7:25am On Dec 09, 2025
ONLY fools would take advice on governance from a man who helped put a PDFile in the White House.

Plus, this is coming just days after Twitter was fined €120M by the EU.

It doesn't take a genius to see the connection.

Also, the EU should have been the most POWERFUL Continental Force in the world. But they SOLD their souls to America.

Now, this PDFile-supporter is giving them a GOLDEN opportunity to grow a spine.

First item on the agenda should be an ABSOLUTE BAN on the sheeethole called Twitter.

They don't need an excuse.
They can find GENUINE reasons to BAN it.

One of which is the obvious NAZISM being spread on the platform with the blessings of the QUIRKY owner.

Second item is to BAN Spacex operations in the EU.
Third item would be to take a REALLY good look at Tesla cars.

Do this and MUZZLE the Musk in no time!

But the WEAK EU Leaders would standby and let the IMMIGRANT citizen of a rogue country talk smack about them.

PATHETIC!
CultureRe: Miss Laura Iyama Crowned "Virgin Girl Of The Year 2025" In Ogu Kingdom, Rivers S by Namaster: 6:43pm On Dec 08, 2025
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This Virgin Girl looks SUSPICIOUSLY like an after one.
Foreign AffairsRe: Europe’s Stupidity In Few Sentences by Namaster: 6:35pm On Dec 08, 2025
European leaders are MOWRUNS!

They are NOT very smart.

They are aligning their policies with an ERRATIC nincompoop across the ocean instead of making policies that would be beneficial to them REGARDLESS of wha happens in America.

Take for instance, the issue between Nexperia and Netherlands.

Trump beeetched about China.

The Dutch Government, eager to please, jumped in and SEIZED Nexperia which is a Chinese-owned Chipmaker.

They claimed it was because of National Security.

One month later, Trump met with Xi and saw the light.

Then the Dutch Government sheepishly returned control of Nexperia.

What happened to National Security?!
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Europe is a continent of RICH and technologically ADVANCED countries acting like Africa.

They think the US is powerful.
But most of that power is provided by Europe.

Imagine if the US sanctioned a country and Europe REFUSES to enforce it.

Without Europe, America would just be a toothless dog.

The moment European Leaders shift away from America-led policies to Europe-led ones, America would be FINISHED.

They can rely on China for most of their goods and create their own services by themselves.

Instead, Europe has leaders who KOWTOW to a PDFile FELON who said that the EU was created to screw with America.

Pure MADNESS!
BusinessRe: Your Money Is No Longer Safe In The Banks. Protect Yourself Before It's Too Late by Namaster:
On creation of a company:

This is only RELEVANT for people who are running a business as SOLE PROPRIETORS.

Based on the old and new tax laws, Sole Proprietors are treated exactly as an INDIVIDUAL.
So they are taxed like a normal person collecting salaries.

That means, if a sole proprietor makes a profit above #800K, he'd be charged a Personal Income Tax. Just like an individual that makes a salary above #800K.

On the other hand, a Small Company will NOT pay any tax under the new tax laws.

A small company is defined in the NTA 2025 as a company making less than a #100 MILLION in annual revenue with Total Fixed Assets less than #250M.

So if you run your business as a Sole Proprietorship and make a profit of just #1 Million, you could be liable to pay tax.

But if you register as a Small Company and make a profit of #90 MILLION, your tax liability on that profit would be ZERO.

That's the benefit of registering a company.
BusinessRe: Your Money Is No Longer Safe In The Banks. Protect Yourself Before It's Too Late by Namaster: 5:58pm On Dec 08, 2025
First of all, CONGRATULATIONS on acknowledging the fact that you do NOT understand the PDFs you downloaded.

Some people downloaded it, FAILED to understand it and still went ahead to spread FALSE information.

Understand this:

NOBODY is going to enter your account and deduct money.

NOT the government.
NOT the NRS.

The notion that any transaction above #850k would be automatically subjected to tax is a LIE spread by IGNORANT people intent on causing chaos.

The new tax laws operate on a SELF-REPORTING system.

You will file your tax returns and the tax authority will review it and look at your account statements to determine the accuracy of your filing.

If there's a DISCREPANCY, they will invite you for EXPLANATIONS.

For instance, you may have received #1 BILLION into your account and paid taxes on something that amounts to an income of just #2 Million.

They'll invite you to explain.
Could be as simple as someone sent you money to make a payment on their behalf.

NOBODY is going to enter your account to deduct tax. Ever!
Foreign AffairsRe: Israel Outspends Major European Countries On Onlyfans by Namaster: 7:37pm On Dec 07, 2025
ILLsrael is a conclave of sex CRIMINALS.

Imagine Tel Aviv, a city of LESS than 500,000 people, outspending London a city of over 9 MILLION people on Only fans.

They are a bunch of SEX CRAZED perverts.
That's why they resort to raping and even SODOMIZING male Palestinian captives.

Speaking of sex crimes, many people gloss over the fact that Jeffrey Epstein, the architect of the LARGEST PDFile ring the world has ever known, was JOOOWISH.

The founder of OnlyFans is also JOOOWISH.

Someone needs to look into that.
Foreign AffairsRe: Colonel Pascal Tigri, Leader Of The Benin Republic Mutineers On The Run, Interio by Namaster: 3:02pm On Dec 07, 2025
Africa was too LENIENT with the multiple COUP PLOTTERS in recent years.

Imagine the Burkina Faso boy who plotted a coup and became a celebrity thanks to the UNTHINKING audience on Social Media.

The moment ONE stupeeed soldier boy plotted a coup, the ECOWAS Military/AU Military or whatever Africa has should have INVADED that Country and LEVEL it.

Victory would NOT be easy but victory would NOT be the point of such an INVASION.

It would be to create a VICIOUS DETERRENT.

It'd send a message that you are FREE to plot a coup but you'll NOT live to enjoy the coup.

By the time the Military of 10-15 countries land in the country of the Coup Plotters and start wasting them, the next edi.ot contemplating a coup would think twice.

Plus, the West would NOT provide aid to the TRAITORS since the INVADERS would be "fighting for democracy".

African Leaders sealed their own fates when they CONDONED the first coup.
RomanceRe: Leg Chain Wearing Woman Is Tormenting My Brother by Namaster:
As a matter of Public Safety, kindly identify your brother.

NOBODY should be treated by a REEET-HERDED Doctor like him.

First, he made the HORRIBLE mistake of wifing up a leg-chain-wearing demon in human form.

Having anything to do with a woman who wears leg chains is like dining with a man who has HORNS—you'd deserve everything you get.

Leg chains on a woman is like being WRAPPED in a RED FLAG that doubles as a SCREECHING ALARM.

Your brother IGNORED such an obvious red flag.

Then the MUGU borrowed money to SPONSOR a visa with a LEG-CHAIN-WEARING woman as the main applicant while attaching himself as a MERE dependent.

Your brother is a THREAT to Public Safety!

MADNESS!
RomanceRe: I Know This Is A Sensitive Topic But Can A Man Rape His Wife by Namaster: 11:07am On Dec 07, 2025
Rape is NONCONSENSUAL sex.

Regardless of the parties involved, ALL nonconsensual sex is RAPE.

DELIBERATELY killing your spouse is still MURDER.
DELIBERATELY assaulting your spouse is still ASSAULT.

Deliberately FORCING your spouse into sex is still RAPE.

Relationship between a CRIMINAL and a victim does NOT change the crime.

If you RAPE your spouse you are a RAPIST.

Just like a man who sexually abuses his own child is as much a PDFile as the Donald that travelled to Epstein's Island to rape another person's child.

Victims DON'T define the crime.
The CRIME defines the crime.
HealthRe: Personal Shopper, Aunty Esther, Diagnosed With Cancer, Rejects Blood Transfusion by Namaster: 1:04pm On Dec 05, 2025
Religion is a DISEASE!

Imagine REJECTING a recommended lifesaving medical procedure because it's against the tenets of a religion devised by people when the peak of medical knowledge was amputation and leeching.

Pure MADNESS!

You are sick with cancer and you're rejecting the treatments recommended by Medical Professionals while saying "whatever happens is god's will."

Yet same people will tell you that NOTHING happens without God's approval. So the medical innovation that led to blood transfusion is inherently God's will too.

But because it's not being manifested through Pulpit BANDITS, you are discounting it.

Religion is a KILLER!

What this lady is doing is NOT different from a suicide bomber who blow himself up with the promise of 72 virgins—both of them will die in VAIN.

The worst part of all this that the Religious Leaders of this people would be on the first flight to Europe if they do much as cough funny.

Meanwhile, someone is here REJECTING treatment for cancer in the name of religion.
RomanceRe: She Slept With All The Fine Boys In Her Street, Now She's Married (photos) by Namaster: 8:43pm On Dec 04, 2025
They will WRECK their bodies with BDSM, MULTIPLE abortions and MFM threesomes, then use make up, push-up bras and waist trainers to prop up the DILAPIDATED kabukabu until they snag the ultimate MAGA.

Everything would look "on fleek" until they take off the push-up bra and one breast FLOPS to Sokoto and the other flops to Yenagoa.

But by then, it'd be too LATE for their VICTIMS to escape 'cause some INNOCENT church bro foolishly agreed to NO SEX before marriage.

MADNESS!
CelebritiesRe: Teni Mocks 2Baba: ‘We Are Coming To Save You From Your Husband’ by Namaster:
This one is using the possibility of a man being ABUSED in his marriage for comic relief.

If the shoe was on the other foot, ALL of them would be calling CNN, BBC and every NGO known to men.

But since it's a man likely being VICTIMISED, it's okay to catch cruise.

Repulsive!
RomanceRe: Don’t Force Your Girlfriend To Stop Talking To Her Exes – Lady Warns Men by Namaster: 8:23pm On Dec 03, 2025
What is this FHOOL talking about?

She says DON'T force them to block their ex because that won't change their feelings about that ex.

That's the beetch acknowledging that they still have feelings for said ex and their current man should give them the avenue to REKINDLE those feelings.

MADNESS!

That's like seeing a monkey looking RAVENOUSLY at a bunch of YOUR bananas and you chose to PEEL them for him.

She's basically advocating for men to ALLOW themselves to be CUCKOLDED.

Anyway, I don't blame her.
I blame the men who still PURSUE serious relationships with the women of today.
RomanceRe: Will More People Be Depressed If Their Was No Social Media In This Era? by Namaster:
There have been MULTIPLE studies showing that higher use of social media have a STRONG correlation with mental health issues like anxiety and DEPRESSION.

Social Media is NOT real life.
Many people FAIL to get that.

On Social Media, people carefully CURATE what they put out about themselves.
Everybody will PUT their best foot forward.

You'll see a young girl of your age posting beautiful pictures of FANCY settings and even her new ride.

What you don't see?

Her on her two knees blowing multiple GERIATRIC deeeeks to afford those lifestyle.

Or in the case of a boy your age or even FAR younger than you talking about "grindset mindset" while posing beside his Lexus RX350.

What you don't see?

Living in TERROR of the day that EFCC would eventually RAID his Hustle Kingdom and seize the properties he bought with STOLEN money.

Also, there are people whose sole job on SM is to TRIGGER you. Make you anxious and glued to your phone.

For instance, look at how Twitter accounts run by FOREIGNERS in Nigeria, Russia, India, etc were used to manipulate American MAGA cultists.
Many of those accounts would post stuff that triggers people just for MONEY.

Finally, many of these Social Media platforms specifically design ADDICTIVE ALGORITHMS to keep you HOOKED.

They destroy the DOPAMINE regulator of your brain. You can feel it but you'd be powerless to STOP.

That's why you'd feel like SHEEEEET for scrolling on SM for so long but you'd still KEEP ON scrolling
You will keep seeing things that'll make you depressed on SM but you'll still stay on them to escape from the depression they CAUSED in the first place.

It's MADNESS!

Your ONLY recourse:

DELETE all of them.

If you're trying to be an INFLUENCER, stop it!
grin

Do something else.
Learn a skill or something.

Find something that does NOT kill your mental health.
Foreign AffairsRe: Cameroonian Opposition Leader, Anicet Ekan, Dies In Detention by Namaster: 5:55pm On Dec 01, 2025
He was EPSTEINed.

Use the right words.
PoliticsRe: Shame On National Assembly That US Held Hearing On Nigeria’s Insecurity - Bakare by Namaster: 2:52am On Dec 01, 2025
Ikaeniyan0:
I don't see a big deal in this. The Congress in the USA is so powerful.
No, it's NOT.

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Their current Congress is a RUBBER-STAMP Legislative akin to what we have in Nigeria.

This SCAMMER whose format is religion is just saying RUBBISH.

Like many SCAMMERS, remove them from their already BRAINWASHED victims and you'll quickly realise that they are NOT very smart people.

For instance, he's accusing the USELESS Nigerian Legislative of lacking initiative and politicking while seeming praising the American Congress for doing exactly the SAME thing.

They lack initiative and deliberating on the affairs of a foreign while their own country goes up in FLAME is their own form of politicking.

For instance, there was NOTHING about deliberating on Nigerian "Genocide Problem" until the PDFile in the White House said there was such a problem.

They subsequently JUMPED on it like the good rubber-stamp that they are.

It's NOT a praise-worthy behaviour.

ANYBODY who genuinely has a problem with how the Nigerian Legislative operates would have a problem with how the American Congress operates.
Foreign AffairsRe: Venezuela- The Real Intentions Heard From The Horses Mouth. by Namaster: 2:39am On Dec 01, 2025
HacheNoire:
Majority are not learning and never learnt from history.

They truly believe the imperialists cares so much about them.
They think a RAYPIST who famously held The Bible UPSIDE DOWN is their Messiah.

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Ignorant MOWRUNS!

The false accusations of drug trafficking is clearly a SMOKESCREEN for stealing Venezuelan oil. Same thing for the false accusations of genocide in Nigeria.

Meanwhile, there are some people in Nigeria who are NOT completely da.ft but still want an invasion because it aligns with their own selfish AGENDA.

They are the same people who jump on the MAGA-fluencing bandwagons on Twitter the minute they realised how lucrative it is to foment HATRED and INSANITY.
Foreign AffairsRe: Gaza Students Starts Classes Despite Israeli Bombings (pics) by Namaster:
Give it 2 weeks and the TERRORIST nation of ILLsrael will BOMB it and say it's HAMAS.
Foreign AffairsRe: Children Killed, 10 Others Injured At Mass Shooting In California, USA (Photos) by Namaster: 8:38pm On Nov 30, 2025
WriteerNg:


How to know a gullible person who's knows nothing about politics.

You think they give a hoot about Nigerian Christians?

America best friend and financier is Saudi Arabia, well known for repressing Christians and beheadings.

An EX-ISIS leader who's beheaded dozens of Christians in Syria paid a visit to the White House a few weeks ago.
Many MOWRUNS are like that.

They don't understand that America is the second LARGEST terrorist organisation in the world. Israel is NUMBER 1.

Imagine a nation whose President is a known PDFile and a RAYPIST preaching about saving Christians in a country where 70% of their population can't pick out on a map.

China had a state sponsored CRACKDOWN on religions recently that resulted in the arrest of many pastors.

In North Korea, being a Christian is a CRIME punishable by Public EXECOOOOTION.

Yet, NO pim from the PDFile in the White House and his foot soldiers.

All their claims of Christian Genocide is a CAMOUFLAGE for their true and very SINISTER motives.

For instance, the US has declared WAR on Venezuela ostentatiously for DRUG TRAFFICKING. Meanwhile, last week the PDFile pardoned a Drug Trafficker accused of smuggling 400 tons of Cocaine into the US.

For context, that's about 362,800 KILOGRAMS of Cocaine.

Or

Over 7,000 Dangote Cement Bags of COCAINE.

Ask the PDFile supporter how that works?
SportsRe: Arsenal Star Saka Shares Romantic Pics To Confirm Engagement With Girlfriend by Namaster: 6:02pm On Nov 30, 2025
..."when Benson was photographed in the stands, supporting Saka...."

...She was seen cheering him on at Euro 2024...

This article was crafted by someone providing fodder for the girl's eventual "after ALL I've done for him."

Imagine making it sound like being an ordinary SPECTATOR sponsored to a good seat by virtue of her BF is a FEAT of great virtue.

"Supporting him" like she's Simon of Cyrene bearing the cross of a BATTERED Jesus.

Ridiculous article.

Her "supporting" is someone else's VACATION but better 'cause she's getting hers for FREE.
RomanceRe: My Wedding Is January But I Haven't Had Erection For Seven Months Now: Man Says by Namaster: 2:33pm On Nov 28, 2025
"...I haven't touched her before and she's a believer..."

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There are going to be two very DISAPPOINTED people in that marriage come January.

One is IMPOTENT and the other is a "believer", aka taking it back to back from her friendly neighbour while maintaining an ILLUSION of sexual purity for the responsible Church Bro looking to wife a believer.
PoliticsRe: Where Will You Choose To Sit. by Namaster: 5:30pm On Nov 27, 2025
Number 1 so I can do the WHOLE WORLD a solid and KILL two birds with one stone.

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CrimeRe: 30-Year-Old Man Arrested In Enugu For Marrying A 13-Year-Old Girl (Photos) by Namaster: 3:56pm On Nov 27, 2025
Now, everybody knows he has something in common with Donald Trump—they are both PDFiles.
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Namaster: 9:49am On Nov 27, 2025
Toluway:
Is this man o k.?
This is still unacceptable!

https://businessday.ng/business-economy/article/fg-plans-cgt-reduction-to-25-in-2026-taiwo-oyedele/
Oyedele should quit Accounting and start working in PR.

grin

Only a PR Maestro could spin a 200% INCREASE in tax into a headline about tax REDUCTION.

Pure MAGIC!

Also, he seems to gloss over the fact that ANY reduction would have ZERO impact on INDIVIDUAL investors.

The reduction he's talking about is tied to a reduction in CIT. Not PIT. So, individual investors are still left with the BURDEN of increased CGT.

Speaking of the reduction, here's another thing from the article:

"We had written the CIT review for 25 percent into the law, but the governors refused it, so we found a way to add it to the law with a condition to get approval of the governors under the National Economic Council (NEC)."

Someone needs to ask Oyedele what has changed since the GREEDY GOVERNORS rejected the reduction.

The governors who REJECTED the reduction are still the same governors in power today and early next year.

Yet Oyedele left it in as a PR talking point. Touting it everywhere like it's a GIVEN.

Man is a PR SPECIALIST.
EducationRe: Students Pursuing These 11 Degrees Will Be Eligible To Take Out Up To $200,000 by Namaster: 9:15am On Nov 27, 2025
The PDFile has succeeded in AMASSING the most INCOMPETENT administration the US has ever seen.

It's the WORST administration in the tier of First-World countries currently.

Imagine designating Chiropractic and Theology as professional courses with access to Federal Fundings of up to $200,000 while Nursing and Architecture are left in the lurch.

MADNESS!

In fact, it should be a CARDINAL SIN to spend $200,000 to study The Bible.

The US has an AGING population that'd need PLENTY Nurses to take care of them.
Meanwhile, the PDFile and his army of MOWRUNS are making policies that'd make it HARDER for them to get that care.

They are actively ROUNDING UP foreign workers and scheming up new WAYS to make immigration IMPOSSIBLE for countries that are most likely to supply them with COMPETENT Nursing professionals.

At the same time, they are making it DIFFICULT for their own population to access funds that'll help them enroll in a field that is SACROSANCT to the welfare of the Nation.

Under this new policy, people who want to study Nursing would have to get their student loans from sources OTHER than the Federal Government.
Which means HIGHER interest rates.

Implication is FEWER people would be able to AFFORD a Nursing Degree. Which means FEWER Nurses. Which means the people who manage to scrounge for resources to study Nursing would demand the BLOOD of VIRGINS as their compensation.

The consequences of ALL that would be MORE EXPENSIVE Healthcare in a country that's already beetching about the cost of Healthcare.

NOT smart.
FamilyRe: Man In Shock As Wife Collects ₦480k But Pays Only ₦145k For Daughter by Namaster: 7:46am On Nov 27, 2025
If he wants a BIGGER shock, let him run a DNA test.

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FamilyRe: Wife Kidnapped On Her Way To Boyfriend's House: Should The Husband Save Her? by Namaster:
God works in MYSTERIOUS ways.

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Also, husband needs to perform DNA tests on ALL 3 of the children. 'Cause only BARSTHARDS would expect a man to COUGH out #50M for the release of a MARITAL TERRORIST.

grin

Let him put that #50M in Treasury Bills and use the interest to FLEX!
PoliticsRe: Tinubu New Tax: Are You Taxing Account Inflow or Profit? Please Clarify by Namaster: 9:20pm On Nov 25, 2025
Tmex:
Can you pls expantiate further?
Asit stands, there are businesses with considerably huge cash flow with so little profit.
You can imagine a business with cash flow of say 15m monthly where the real profit is less than 200k. In this case what happens?
I'm sure you know that businesses are assessed to tax on a yearly basis.

So a revenue of #15M per month translates to a revenue of about #180M per annum. That means the company/business is NOT a small company as defined by the new laws.

Therefore, the business would NOT be exempt from taxes.

However, NO business is taxed on revenue. Only profit.

So if you can prove that only #2.4M out of the #180M is PROFIT, then that's the part that would be subjected to tax.

Taxes will NOT be charged on revenue.

To use your example, the #15M will not be subjected to tax. Only the #200,000.

Finally if you are doing numbers like that, you should consider getting a professional accountant.

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